₦airaland Forum

Alphafrank:
hehehehe,abeg do enter uniben,i gats see the head,an let it knw that its reputation has traveld wide and near,

.. You must see the head.. I must give you the head .

SadwriTer:
Xienstra, yea, I have a pdf copy in my gadget. I can send it to you for you to print or read with android, ipad or tablet.

For free? .. Do send it please, Thank You.

Zedric:
Lemme get a serrated knife 1st,


Seen the series "Heroes"?

Nah. .No knife needed.. I'm shaped like a bottle.. Just open me. (No pun intended)

Alphafrank:
Hehehehehehe,make e abeg open am make smal air comot b4 e burst,rmba -ur head z needed 4 ur pume,unles u wana cm headless...................
Hehehehehehe,make e abeg open am make smal air comot b4 e burst,rmba -ur head z needed 4 ur pume,unles u wana cm headless...................

Then mah free cheese will be no more? .. Worry not.. It's back to the normal size.

Princecalm:
Robinho,angrywriter it's been a while now i was damn busy, xeinstra i can see you flowing along.

Apparently

Alphafrank:
U and dis ur head self,.........u sure say no b am disney see cm create rapunzel put 4 high tower abi castle ?

Ahn Ahn.. My natural hair is just below my shoulders.

Alphafrank:
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If my head no dey swell, na lie I tell you.

Zedric:
The Gates of your house. Doth the fair lady not remember the gates?

I do not live in a house but a room, find your way there and open my head.

Zedric:
The Gates of your house. Doth the fair lady not remember the gates?

I do not live in a house but a room, find your way there

Zedric:
Thank you sir


@xeinstra. The gate is locked, come and open up

You're lost in the wind.. My room has no gates, the birds are my bodyguards.

RobinHez:
Oh yes mama!
But samurai jack will...and u'll be forced to learn math.

Let him at me.. I'll show the bitch why Aku reigns supreme.

Zedric:
Is the offer for everyone? I would like some

Come to my room.

SadwriTer:
Xienstra, is it law past question you seek?

Sure, you have for me?

Alphafrank:
Dear,its funny till..........it start hapening,therez tremendous power in ur tongue,......u're good at handling flatery that i noticed,buh bein briliant and atributing it to cheesehead rather than GOD is quite hilarious !!!,my litle advice...

#sighs, Tremendous power? Mayb e, Good use of flattery? I agree.. My brain is still made from cheese.. Want some?

RobinHez:
You can't keep running forever!...

Till forever comes, Johnny Bravo won't be able to match my speed.

chibuzineo:
Hahahaha, plz oh don't b, we have no choice oh, sheyb nah we use our hand put the skl. Dats y I want u to study law, so dat wen u enter u will sue them to court. But dat was last year oh, we do not know the dimension that they will take this year. Above all, IT IS WEL

Never wanted to attend UNIBEN, I ran away from all that Maths in UNILAG.. Yes, as you say It Is Well.. I've gotta be partially high to release that 1k sha.. Till then.

chibuzineo:
Emmmm, u are also write wen u say optional. But the only time optional cums into play is in the printing of the past question. Thus u could decide 2 print it, or u leave it. But u must pay 4 it. Cos if u don't pay u won't be able 2 complete ur pume reg process. Dats y I said its compulsory. Anyways aw are u doing hope u are gud.

How am I? Annoyed at the prospect of releasing money for something I don't need.

SadwriTer:
Yea, I hope two morbid freaks don't get too much for the house. The first fellow law aspirant is a dumbass like me, wow.

Freda is my pet and my daughter, I don't joke with her. Even if she doesn't give a hoot, fair enough.

Xienstra, you are a genius and a deep thinker. I don't like you; thus I'm not tryna give a compliment. But that's just what you are.

I'm nothing like you bro. . I'm quite happy.. Happy in love with myself, there aint space for no one else..Dislike? Feeling aint mutual at all.

chibuzineo:
Yea very tru. Cos last year dey started including the compulsory online past questios that has no answers

No answers?.. Compulsory? It has always been optional.

Alphafrank:
WTF !.made outta cheese bal residue ?,u gotta be kidding.....

Quite true.. I sometimes reach into my head for free cheeseballs..

Alphafrank:
Lol,well u culd alwayz use it to release stress every nw nd then,bt try nt to get adicted

Me's already addicted.

SadwriTer:
Xienstra, I am not more intelligent than you. Don't say it again. And yes, I have a sad and morbid personality that even freaks out even my family.

But, there is nothing I can do about it. I am not friendly. I'm a placid man.

You're friendly asf.. Unlike me.. You feel emotions.. Unlike me.. I'm a loner... Everyone's smarter than me, my brain is made from cheeseball residue... Anyways, though I admit I do not and will never understand what you feel, I assure you.. Is she ever gave a rat's a$$ bout yo.. She'll be backs.

Xeinstra1:
.. No.. I don't insult people more intelligent than me.. Neither do I know you.. Your dislike is music to my ears.

You're always in a melancholic mood.. Your name says it all.

SadwriTer:
I didn't wear my glasses. I guess I saw a dumbass and I was glad and quick to accept it cox that's exactly what I am. I wasn't meticulous enough to check whom it was allocated to. I liked it so much; I quickly claimed cause if you checked well, you'd see indeed I'm a dumbass.
None has blessed me with such before(though I'm saddeded cause you said it wasn't for me.)

Hope you need no more evidence to know I'm indeed a dumbass, and indeed I deserve that accolade.


Yea, I'm so miserable now cox I miss my pet, FREDALICIOUS. I will be quick to accept a suiting abuse.
I wouldve said 'thanks' if indeed I owed the dumbass cause that what I am!

..And, I don't like you. (Can u call me a dumbass now?)@ Xienstra

.. No.. I don't insult people more intelligent than me.. Neither do I know you.. Your dislike is music to my ears.

SadwriTer:
Yea, Xeinstra was right; I am just a dumbass. An abandoned dumbass. No pride, nothing but a toothless bulldog I am. I am a dumbass that never shows the sores beneath my aching foot. I'm a dumbass that smiles off the biggest insult. I'm a dumbass that have learned to marry defeat. I am a dumbass that never attacks no matter the height of provocation. I am a dumbass whose passion and agitation have been eaten up by the stretching time. I am a dumbass without a past. I am a dumbass seeking solace in the edge of time.
I am a dumbass that has lost a say in the throng of my mates...


I am a dumbass that you will see no more... My daughter, my pet, my honey, FREDALICIOUS, where are you? I can't hear your voice or see your handwriting. You never said goodbye here, but I won't be as guilty as you, though, I'm not more innocent; nevertheless, farewell, my daughter. Send me a mail when you are back. And your friends are missing you. Come back to 'em. Indeed I'm a dumbass, that's why you never said goodbye.

*course.. not to disturb your heart-wrenching Dirge but Xeinstra never typed such.. Okay? Thanks.

sylvalord:
You definitely are a great warrior princess in the making milady. Verily i say unto thee, greater things shall you do. Law is an amazing course, i know you will get it and make me proud

RobinHez:
Cartoon network is no longer the cartoon network I used to know...at least watching dexter's Lab made me grow up loving science.
Try Boing/Kidsco...

No talk am o!.. Though I miss Courage the Cowardly Dog, Billy and Mandy and the rest.. New shows like Regular Show, Adventure Time and Teen Titans Go! Are not to be trifled with.

chibuzineo:
Hmmmm, very correct bro. U 2 much. Nice 1ne oh. Wat do u intend studying abi u b staylite already

.. I am definitely gonna stop Cartoon Network.. How could I have failed that one..

chibuzineo:
Hmmmmm, u tried. That's not luck oh. Hey wat was ur combination

.. C.R.S, Govt., Lit-In-Eng.. UOE... Easy easy subjects.

chibuzineo:
U like watch cartoon 4rm january to december, who don gud don gud. U will only get better wen u decide 2 study more

With nothing but cartoons in my head, me enter Jamb hall still get 245..#Pure Luck

chibuzineo:
My --------- is for you to refuse the ----------- of the wicked

A) advice/ advise

B) advice/ advice

C) advise/ advise

D) advise/ advice

E) advice/ advises

D?

chibuzineo:
Hmmmmm, very correct. Anoder guru

.. Gotten quite dumb actually. Cartoons are all I know these days, Pure luck.