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Venus007:
I saw d link u shared. It doesnt say that those who dnt register will be blacklisted.

#sighs.I don't think UNIBEN would blacklist anyone... But since I'll someone and get back to you.. And please just take the test.. It'll do you some good.

Brian10:
Uniben did not say who doesn't take the test will not be eligible for post utme or did they?

Niet, niet... It has nothing to do with eligibility, it's just a practice test.

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Princecalm:
though still reluctant to do it but it might just be real, the cbt stuff closes August 02 and who knows..... Uniben might just be waiting to see candidates who registers before/on that date.

Its extremely real.

dharay88:

see dp na,
sumtymz i doubt if she b uniben aspirant sef....

Then what am I Mr All-knowing?

dharay88:

& yhu tink ama bliv daht huh,
Yhu go into hidinq, den yhu jez show up wid new crazie pictures....

Crazy?... My pictures are perfectly normal and innocent.

Brian10:
Please I wanna see it

cbt.uniben.edu... But you have to follow some procedures.. It ain't free... you can read more about it here... http://mypastquestion.com/uniben-cbt-practice-test-is-out/

RobinHez:
Lol.

So u reading...or Nickjunior?

Actually, I just finished a game.

dharay88:

back fr0m exile aqain.?

I never went into hiding, I'm always here.

Venus007:
This is obviously nt an official release. UNIBEN wouldnt abbreviate or make grammatical errors.

Tis true... I can send you the link.

Fredahlicious:
morning xeinstra1..u show d attribute of s real lagosian

Your perceptiveness is astounding.. Morning to you ma'am.

Alphafrank:
Am the baba you paid to make you invinsible naaaaa,jst checking if what i did is stil efficacious.......,knowing fully well that you wil soon disappear into thin air again....so how art thou ?

Oh.. Ema binu. . Thank sir... Its still working.. . Thank you extremely much... I am fine.. Thank you.

damiloladuke:
' See that aeroplane going! My dad is the pilot' I remember that to be one of my fables I gave friends in High School. As you all know, a school is a gathering of humans with different characters and attitudes. You get to meet some extra ordinary jovial people and some crazily weirdos you would wonder if they were humans.


And for the fact that there are a lot of people I claiming they are rich in their family,
you wouldn't want to be caught off guard. You also want to belong and claim your
family owns Computer Village, even.


I had an imaginary uncle then in London that brought stuffs for me, I always told
my friends. My uncle travelled every week to London. And when he came back, he
made sure he came with a different car and a lot of goodies.
I once told my friends my uncle brought a Chewing Gum that never loses its taste.
You will chew and chew and it continues to get sweetened the more it stays in
your mouth. I was telling Samuel the other day on how I chewed the gum for
3days and later spat it out. He asked why I did that, since it doesn't lose its taste.


I knew I had been caught off guard. But I still tried to cover up telling him I wanted
to try the Macaroni flavour.
I claimed my younger ones were given birth to in the States, Tulsa, Oklahoma to
be precise. I wasn't there at their birth, but I once went with my dad to celebrate
my younger brothers birthday, when he was 3. We decided not to go by Flight. We
took a speed boat instead and we spent 3 days on Sea.



Told them there were so many bus tops on the sea and what they basically sold
are fishes. That there was a fish that looked like a Lion, people of that locality
called it Fishion. I told them we saw Mermaids when we got to the American Sea.
And they were waving at us. That mermaids are friendly beings and not evil.
Mind you, it wasn't me alone that did this. A guy came to join us then in SS2 .
Abiola would tell us he spent his summers in Chicago, Michael Jordan was his next
door neighbour. They practiced basketball together everymorning and immediately
after practice, they always had enough to eat. We all believed anyway as this guy
looked American.


I remember Toke, a girl like that. They had almost everything you mentioned that
you have in your family, even the latest. There was a time a certain girl's parents
bought a Mercedes Benz 200. Toke said her dad had 3 Mercedes Benz 2000 and
it didn't run on petrol, but Olive Oil and it could recognize all of them in the family.
Anytime they entered into the car, The car would mention their name and welcome
them.


Ramon was someone we all believed his fables should have been noticed by the
Military as this guy could make you believe anything. His lies were not on 4G
Networks self, they run on Optical Fibers. Ramon once told us his Dad Rode on
Bicycle to Saudi Arabia. and when we asked him how he crossed the sea, he said
the bicycle was a special one and it could fly.
I also remember him telling us they had a tree in the compound that bore different
fruits. That his dad was presented with that by a Djin in the desert, while he was
travelling.


Dimeji made us to under that his dad fought in the World War 1. He fought along
side the Germans and was decorated with so much Awards for his gallantry. That
after World War I, he came back to fight Africa War 1 and was later invited to
assist China in the Asia War 3. He surely capitalised on the fact that we might not
be able to unravel the truth since the event happened in way past.


High school was fun anyway. Though we all later realized we were scoping each
other as in one way or the other, we got to know where everyother person lived
and we never saw anything we claimed to have.


The girl that claimed they had Mercedes Benz 2000, actually happened to be the
daughter of a Commercial Bus Driver. Dimejis dad was just a Neighborhood Watch
Official of the LAGOS State Government, Yes, Ramon's DAD was an Alahaji, but he
never rode to Mecca, and they only happened to have lots of fruits in their
compound that his mum simply sold them at the market.


SO GUYS, LET'S GET TO KNOW ABOUT THOSE LIES YOUR FRIENDS TOLD WAY
BACK THEN.

CC: lalasticlala


SOURCE : www.wenogetjob.com/2015/07/big-lies-told-high-school.html?m=1

Goddamn.

RobinHez:

Money answereth all things...

U're crazy u knw

So I've heard.. God dey.

Alphafrank:
Xeinstra1,......so those russian guys havent got to u eh ?

Eh... Who is you? .. . Your questions are getting questionable.

Teeyoung1:
I like this part like med "when problems arise,I make them disappear" #confidence. I like ur spirit Sis.

Merci Monsieur. .. (-:

RobinHez:
How? If I may ask?

With lotsa money.

RobinHez:
Erm...m kinda bothered, but not 'strongly'.

Still waiting to see how Uniben would do theirs...

Wbu?

Doesn't matter to me.. When problems arise I make em disappear.

dharay88:

xeinstra1...

Yessir.

RobinHez:
Nd u clicked? What an Irony...

Anyways, u heard abt recent developments in Jamb?

Yea, does it bother you?

RobinHez:
U want it? Work for it

Bring it on @bolded

#sighs.. Why would I work for it when it's already there.. In millions?... Deceive me one more time..

RobinHez:
Hahahaha...u shld hve seen the previous signature


Ole!

I'd have you know such amounts don't mean squat to me.. I just like free things... X_X (Try not to fk with everybody, you might get hurt).

RobinHez:
Better control dem...

Or I'll descend on u with Part of the fury reserved for Uniben

RobinHez.. The fk did you lead me to? Where's my free Airtime and MB?

dharay99:

daht ur 0ld ßMX bicycle.

I can't betray Zeus and buy a new one..

dharay99:

yhu sure...
0hk, a picture of yhu in u yhur £50,000 ßuggati
or jez forget it & vanish like u said.

Thats ridiculous.. I'm just a little girl..I will buy a Veyron in three years time.. till then my BMX will do.

dharay99:

buh yhu can pick one on d floor
if opportuned to see one..ikr.

Of course not, I'm rich.. . (-:

Alphafrank:
....Hehehehehehe......!!! ,vanish go wia na ?...abeg postponing d vanishing until after putme.....been kinda long,how've u been ?

I'm extremely depressed and anxious . My grandad was kidnapped last night..(*whispers into his ear.. I've gotta vanish.. Its time)

dharay99:

come take t-fare, so yhu can vanish on-tym.

Lol, t-fare.. I don't take money from strangers.

IamTobie:
The first time I went to pekas club, ikeja,(after my post utme last year in unilag) I saw a welcoming sign om a light post at the road to it, "WELCOME TO PEKA, WHERE GIRLS ARE FREE". Those of you that club there know what I'm saying.
I aktuallie found out the sign post was right. Countless half nakedd women filled everywhere.
I ordered for BBQ, fish and some bottles of wine. I was with my nigga and two ladies.
We began to eat and drink. Some ladies with only barely-kovering panties did some lap dance for us. The ladies with us didn't komplain(or maybe didn't appear to komplain). After dancing, the ladies asked if we wanted blowjobs or sex, we deklined,(we were with classic women and kant stoop so low to allowing the club ladies work on us).
When I turned around, I saw two white men. One of them was enjoying a lap dance from a pretty lady, and the other was getting a Mouth Gig from another girl.(all in public).
My mood went sour. I felt as is the ladies attending to the aged white men were my sisters(because they are Nigerians).

At that instant, I despised the brown-toothed, chicken-skined bastaads. A sense of protection enveloped me; I felt like a loser.... As if I was supposed to protekt the ladies getting used by those foreigners.


But what kould I do? pay the ladies the bill and chase them away from the white guys? but others will attend to them... A thosand more will....How many Kould I pay, for how long kould I kontinue with it and not go bankrupt.

The ladies with me diskovered I had stopped drinkeen. Tobe, what's the marrer? They asked.

I didn't say anything, I was fed up; I stood up paid my bills and went to the car to hide my bitterness.
But, I got used to living with the tragedy that my sisters are being exploited(or allow themselves to be exploited). And on my side, I live with the shame and feeling of failure that people are wasting away everyday.
Like I said, I got used to it cox (unless I travel outta lag) I go the to the club on Fridays after hectic and stresful weekdays.


Point is, the worst that kan bekome of a person is when he/she no longer has shame or gives a damn about anything.

The world is sour.
Be a survivor!

Old man.. You are dead already.. I warned you once.

Alphafrank:
U dey laff me abi........make anoda psn help me chk her dp abeg,my eyes has safe filter turned on..

Sheet!... There are people looking for me... ... now I've gotta vanish.

Alphafrank:
Weitin hold those men 2 release form na ?
.................xeinstra1.....eyaff long oooooo *checks her dp 2 see her beautiful face* LORD HAVE MERCY,!!!.....na ash bowel b dat ?

... Haha. . Yea... Ash bowel. (-:

McHenry99:
The train rattled along .... full speed

A. in


B. at


C. with


D. by


E. on



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Question No:62

Complete each of the following sentences by choosing the option that most suitably fills the space;
If this had happened to you, what .....?

A. would you do


B. have you done


C. would you have done


D. will you do


E. would you be doing



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Question No:63

Complete each of the following sentences by choosing the option that most suitably fills the space;
What relief that the strike .... when it did!

A. would end


B. was ending


C. ended


D. has ended


E. is ending



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Question No:64

Complete each of the following sentences by choosing the option that most suitably fills the space;
We should take care .... the robbers come back

A. may be


B. should in case


C. perhaps


D. probably


E. in case



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Question No:65

Complete each of the following sentences by choosing the option that most suitably fills the space;
By the time the rainy season ended, all the young coca trees .... in size

A. have double


B. had doubled


C. were doubling


D. doubled


E. will double

B, C, C, B, B