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safarigirl:
she's ugly...just as 70% of white women. she's average at best. British women happen to be some of the ugliest of the white race

Don't know what most of you find attractive in all these basic-looking white women. They can't even hold a candle to the likes of Gabrielle Union and Regina Hall and those women are older than these ugly white women

Do you think this one is prettier than you with her over edited picture?

safarigirl:
more like his taste diminishes with time

Dude went from a 9 to a 7 and has now crashed down to a 4....what is this one that he's shagging compared to Angie? She's ugly

femi4:
Les Blue

MrCork:
..well all men love women
cozz its our duty to chase them(fact).....BUT babies hav no right to take over the booobsi like they own it....they suk for hours without thinking of next man In line... I lie??

Qualer:


my beautiful Delta Queen how are things in the Realm?

thesuave10:
As President of the okaron realm, I appoint you as first lady and head of "suck only your husband till you die" campaigncam

Stupedinluv:
Stop spamming my mentions with junk.

Stupedinluv:
See who is calling another person a fool! o girl not only are you a brainless she goat, you are cheap shameless prostitute. Shebi you cannot work and be financially independent. You are looking for a man to suck. Parasite. You are the real mugu here. Id1ot

LuvU2:
Helo, its a man's world? wow i am just knowing. U mind showing me where it was stamped? That the world belongs to David Emeka and Kola?

Lol, honey i am free to have my say in this new world where women are becoming more assertive
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Its no one's world. If there are rules, everyone shd keep them. If there are none stay off my Vg.

If these rules are biased, someone has to straighten them. If feminism can, then well, it should.

But in my my world, i hve a choice. I have desires. If my man fails to meet all, i would peep to see who has the rest. If he doesnt want no peeping, he has to give me his best.

Ryabcool:
Thanks a lot sweets. Can you also update your Siggy for me? Let's keep the ministry alive

Ryabcool:
Hi guys! I'm pretty sure most of you guys don't know me because I'm not an active commenter on here, but that doesn't mean I can't spark up your interest and make you decide to support me for this competition.

So, HI my name is Ryabcool and I humbly solicit for your support in this coming Mr Nairaland 2016.


Reasons to support me are thus;

1. I'm 6ft tall, dark and very good looking. I'm pretty sure you want to have a comely face representing this great forum.

2. I'm very witty and intelligent. I know how to hold an intellectual conversation on anything noteworthy. Afterall, the true test of intelligence is not by knowing everything about something, but by knowing something about everything.

3. I've been on this forum for 8 years now. I started visiting nairaland.com as a guest in 2008 and finally joined in 2010. I've not been an active commenter but I've been behind the shadows reading with glee and experiencing the fun this lovely forum has afforded us. I was here when Lucenzo won the very first Mr Nairaland competition, of which I made sure to vote for him. I know when naijaboiy also took the crown and so it will only be fair if Nairaland is represented by someone who knows the in and out of this great forum. I am hoping you guys will also help add me to the admirable list

4. I have a great physique. I'm not just brains alone, there is also a nice meat to go with it.

5. I have a great sense of humour. All we need to do is have a conversation if you are initially skeptical and I assure you that you will be very surprised as to how wide my imagination is

With these, I'm hoping I get to earn your support and I will really crave your votes. My pictures are included below to help you see who you are choosing to support. Feel free to send me a mail if you're interested in chatting. My box is always welcoming. My whatsapp also is free to chat 0818 937 8027....


Don't forget, support Ryabcool for Mr Nairaland 2016!

MrCork:
....sweeery, i herd u all u ladies includeding, Ellacute45, KingCheezyPuff, STFUareyouG0d, Audray, Xeinstra1, Hisduchess, Onstelly, Hate2u, FlawlesRebirth02,Joygalore,Aminat508, Joygalore, CRackhead ImDharay and other ladies all want me to contest for Mr Nairaland becuz i hav the bigggest diiiiick on nairaland cuz u seeeenit.............Thanks ...thats so sweeet & romantic & i will tink aboutrrrrrrrrrrit!!

MrCork:
,,ok,,,but u lightskin and u hav nyansh, boooobsi plus hips & tie.....corrrrect?

MrCork:
are u preeeetier than Ellacute45?...The German Nigeria girl lied she waz lightskin..can u imagine?

Akjr:
av been viewin n zoomin.... U knw wah i meant... U fine o

MrCork:
^^^^and now she tryn to seduce me again wit sexxxxy kiss....dyammmmm am a plaYA!! ((REAL TALK)))

MrCork:
^^^^and now she tryn to seduce me again wit sexxxxy kiss....dyammmmm am a plaYA!! ((REAL TALK)))

MrCork:
^^^^and now she tryn to seduce me again wit sexxxxy kiss....dyammmmm am a plaYA!! ((REAL TALK)))

EMEKUSBOY9:
I will appreciate females to comment if I stand a chance or not. Looolz . #been postivethinking.

MrCork:
^^^^This Ghana chick defenalely uses *juju charm to toast men....juss loookat his face... (REAL TALK)

abbeyology88:
Aiit.

Am sure u know the kind of guy the MrCork is anyway

RobinHez:
So we should all be crying while taking selfies now?

abbeyology88:
Xienstra1, That sounds like a CURSE

MrCork:
sweeet hat ...if u tryna to seduce me simply becuzz am from London, I have moiney, i live in peakam & I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot....... IT AINT GOOOONA WORK. Ellacute45 have tried evertin & yet she on 0!!! Quit tryin!! ((REAL TALK))

MrCork:
...but yor very rude SHa....r u related to Ellacute45?