₦airaland Forum

Kojochyke:
am glad u were able to pick up d error..'if...of'. i did it on purpose to check if u r smart..u r..bt d niger delta remains d best.

shuuuuuut uppp. Which u did it on purpose, error prone militant. Artful dodger, go back to kindergarten o. Niger delta,lazy bones.

Kojochyke:
dere is notin lyk drunkard...outdated word..its drunk..and d people if d niger delta r not niger delta's bt niger deltans..i guess am schoolin ur ass..who is now d illiterate? mugu

Hahaha, see teacher calling of, if. Mumu,read well n teach someone. Teaching not schooling animal. D ppl of not if. Hw u go sabi,wen na to crry gun for creeks na him u sabi

Habisoye:
Hello House,
I just got an employment letter of the job in which it was an experienced position but I lied on my CV that I had d experience.
We've started the interview processes since last 2 months before I went for the final interview last week and I was called on Friday to come for the letter.

Please my fellow nairaland, help me, it's not my fault oo, but since there's no job in town, I had to alter my cv from the Store/inventory experience I had to Accountant experience. Now I was told to resume on Tuesday next week.
How woud I do it. Its an Accountant position.

And I was told I will be preparing Accounts by entering ledgers, cashbook and bank reconciliation stmt all in their software, both Excel and on Peachtree and even with quickbook.

Although I studied Accounting oo but I have Never worked as an Accountant before.
So please someone should just please help me in the house.
Wether to still go for it as I will be tested on Tuesday morning by the Finance Manager of the company, or to step back or to find someone that could teach me here in the house who is already working as an Accountant?

Plz advice accordingly, and if u can put me through within the short period, just lets communicate.

Pls, this is a big challenge for me.
What should I do?

quickly find an accountant to put u through, at least d basic ones. In tym at d job u wil improve n master it. Goodluck bro

Kojochyke:
ur wat is a lecturer...mumu..pls next tym before posting,read d trash u typed..if actually ur parents r learned as u claim den u wont make such stupid n foolish mistakes..LYK parents lyk child..MUMU

Fool like u

Sassybae:
Lolz.....chei op can lie....sounds more like one of those nollywood movies sha

lie for wat,na una way

Kojochyke:
ur wat is a lecturer...mumu..pls next tym before posting,read d trash u typed..if actually ur parents r learned as u claim den u wont make such stupid n foolish mistakes..LYK parents lyk child..MUMU

which level of education do u have crazy n senseless militant? Ur generation,niger delta's r drunkards n lazy bones

lier lier ...

were do u base?

Taa beautiful were? Is it cos d pix is taken in d night. Is as old n tattered as an abandoned warehouse. That's were I passed dis week to Gombe

Kojochyke:
i wont argue..but contact me wen ur fada becomes d chairman of landlords in ur
street...mumu pikin..WE OWNED U for six yrs..can ur moda speak english?

u owned who? Foolish militant lik u. My is a lecturer in unn while ur mum na drunkard at d village fool

Kojochyke:
i pity u n ur kin..u call him confused,u even dare to insult him..na person papa o..ur fada isnt even known in ur street..respect ur elders..any way,d niger delta has ruled u.

clueless ruler naija has ever produced with an illiterate wife who cnt speak English

Kojochyke:
i pity u n ur kin..u call him confused,u even dare to insult him..na person papa o..ur fada isnt even known in ur street..respect ur elders..any way,d niger delta has ruled u.

He ruled with a shameless and illiterate wife, u guys r a disgrace to ur country nigeria o. Clueless president Nigeria has ever produced and he is frm Niger delta.

Nairaland be u like Waec exam classroom

Kojochyke:
we produced a president who led nigeria n biafra for six yrs, yet u call us illiterate...ur entire people must be dafts..

u mean the confused Otuoke fool? Who said stealing is not corruption? Chai,illiteracy is a diseases oooo. U see why I say u ppl r just lazy bones. Wat did he even do for u ppl? Nothing. Dnt wrry,wen PMB stops dis amnesty programme I go c were u go get money dey subscribe.

I disagree with u on the price of the professional courses, Nebosh is more expensive than the price u gave here. Nebosh is a professional safety course that u can use to work anywhere in the world. It has two types and it cost btw 250k-300k

Kojochyke:
if u lyk fight...if u lyk die...biafra remains a failed struggle..ask ur papa.

lazy people of the south,i pity u guys o. Had it been dt dere is no oil dere,u guys for dey constitute more nuisance in dis Nigeria una country. Ur papa sef fit be illiterate cos u guys dnt go to school

Rubbish and lies from pit of hell. God does not need our dime,how much can u give God for wat he has been doing for us. He needs our praise and worship as his food. U and ur pastors should go look for work and allow ppl make use of there income.

Thank God for his life.

Yellow

Is PMB also clueless as u ppl tagged GEJ

Kojochyke:
u fooolish basket brain..u tink u can make us hate d north with ur bile words..for ur information,we feed d north and d cowardly biafrans too..we aint loosers lyk u..we fought n got amnesty..u guys fought n died notin...died foolishly..make i hear say biafra na country..rubbish..chop shyt n die men..u r nigerians..QED.

u dey feed who? Mumu, hw can u feed one from wt u dnt hv control of? Amnesty that will stop by december. To show how foolish u are,u fought for amnesty ; a lost Course. While we r fighting for a federation. Go to school b get Som knowledge

Kojochyke:
ambition to send ur people to early graves abi...did ur fada tell u wat hapnd in d first war?my guy chop shyt n die men........NIGER DELTA FOR LYF...NIGERIA OUR HOME!

oh oh, I for talk. I believe u r benefiting from amnesty. Militant like u. Clueless tribe,u depend on oil. To show hw stupid u some of u ppl r,u allow d northerners to milk from ur resources and cnt say a word. Na Biafra u dey open ur rotten teeth dey tlk

Kojochyke:
ask ur ojukwu...he will rise n tell u dat u r BIAFRANATED LOSERS.

I knw ur tribe can never try wat biafrans did. Because u ppl are cowards,u tend not to do anything. Allow ppl that has ambition u ppl can't.

Kojochyke:
BIAFRANIC COWARDS

ur Generation are cowards n will continue to be

firstEVA:
At least 18 hrs daily, Buhari is at the top of his game.

which game? U ppl go just open mouth say rubbish, saboteurs

dickrider:
Now that we have a new president at the helms of affairs, it is glad to know that security and our territorial integrity are part of his major plans. Boko haram, Mend , Opc are still easy to contend with because as brutal as they may seem, they can all be dealt with using the carrot and stick approach. The only group threatning our unity is biafra and as a matter of fact their seccesion request is treasonable. President Buhari must rate the threat level of Biafra to the highest. We do not want any form of civil war anymore and anything that threatens our unity must be forbidden. here are ways i suggest the new president should deal with biafran rebels;

He should declare Biafra radio as illegal and ban it henceforth.

He should arrest the owner of biafra radio and make him face treasonable charges for spreading hate campaigns against other tribes in nigeria.

He should establish a special Anti-biafra task force fully armed to the teeth.

He should resensitize the southeast through national orientation agency and make them learn to put the past behind them and embrace national unity.

He should offer financial rewards for informations leading to the arrest of biafran chanters and pro seccesionists.

He must make them realize that we all have a role to play for the development of nigeria.

God bless Nigeria.

United we stand, Divided we fall.

Say no to Biafra

u r a bitch, i dnt knw ur tribe n dnt care to knw either. Why r u so interested in biafran matters? If a group of people want to firm there own republic wats ur business? U better go and marry instead of wasting ur tym writing rubbish here.

dickrider:
SO THE IGBOS THAT ARE BOASTING OF ENGAGING THE NIGERIAN ARMY FOR THEIR Biafra FREEDOM CANT EVEN ACCOMODATE ORDINARY UNTRAINED BOKO PRISONERS WHAT A BUNCH OF COWARDS EMPTY CHEST BEATERS

make thunder fire ur generation, na ur family be cowards fool. Ashawo,na ur papa dick u go ride enter grave.

My dear the guy is a cheap blackmailer. Dnt even bother telling ur fiancee,face ur life.

Islamabad

dimensional:
Congrat. Don't forget your first fruit and make sure you pay your tithe (Malachi 3:10).

Pastor u must be, wat brings first fruit n tighte here? Is it a obligatory for her to pay them? And whom do u think malachi chapter 3:10 was talking abt? U ppl should preach salvation, love,righteones n leave ppls money alone. God doesn't need all that.

Dorcas as tatash