₦airaland Forum

Kojochyke:
it takes only d son of a prostitute to insult anoda person wit d word..ask bianca ojukwu..d numba of men who ve bleeped ur so called late hero's wife..ve u eva wondered y u dont look lyk d man u call ur father? ask ur mama how many tyms she bleeped d landlord before u were born...foolish adulterous tribe..ritual monkeys...drug pushers...THIEVES...dogs..unwanted vermins dat nid to drown in d LAGOON....

u ar a Damn fool illiterate, go to school mad man. Militant like u, ur Mother is a prostitute and ur father is a bastard. Warri fool,all u knw is to thieves at enere junction. Slaves

lagmostkuit:
Maka gini?

Nne za nu mu. Achorom aka ra gi

Kojochyke:
(u all e thieves....gej...)na wa for grammar... if u r educated u wuld know dat initials shuld be in capital letters.GEJ. ur parents ve failed to train u properly..ur igbo brothers r greedy..drug pushers who always perish in Asia..executed in Malaysia..biafra is a scam..if u lyk eat shyt n die..u wuld always be a NIGERIAN..ask d dead coward ojukwu .

gej,does not deserve to b in capital. U all r slaves as far as Nigerian state is concern,biafrans n there struggle will surely come to stay. And u dt claim to b a Nigerian wil b under biafra wether u lik it or not. Ur father is a coward n ur mum is a prostitute. I dnt regard u ppl as reasonable individuals.

lagmostkuit:
Maka gini?

maka na ahurum gi na anya,biko

lagmostkuit:
Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!

FTC dedicated to the poster below me..
Sorry 4 disappointing u!


Back to topic..
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Kojochyke:
i now know dat d entire igbo race are fools..ask ur father n ur mother..you guys are fools, n cant be cured..d niger delta cant roll with u.we ve achieved more dan u..we fought, got a vice president,got amnesty, n got a president..u fought n died foolishly.got notin, and painfully u r still nigerian worms..ur ojukwu fooled u n now he is dead..coward even tried to be nigerias president cos he knew biafra is a scam...u guys have shallow brains...mumu pikin lyk u.

(nigerias) see u,u cnt even write d name of ur country well fool. U all e thieves n murderers, very soon ur gej d Otuoke dullard will b probed n jailed,and by december amnesty will end u and ur jobless brothers wil return to the creeks. U hav achieved something and none of ur kinsmen has oil well. The yoruba's and hausa's owns almost all d oil wells,mumu niger deltans .and u claim to hav sense. In history u ppl can never be lik biafra. Hav u ever asked ursef y Nigerians r afraid of letting us secede? Mak I speak d English well mak u no run mad, secede means,to split or withdraw from an organisation, membership or a group. Go ask ur grand papa n mama. Slaves

Taylor86:
what is breaking about this news

how many bomb blast don happen today?

e never reach 4?

abeg make them flex their bomb i no envy them

make God punish ur there. It seems u r one of dem.make den flex d bombers for human beings body or animals? God will judge u and put u in a situation where u will gnash ur teeth.

There was a twin bomb blast at d Gombe main market (kasuwa). A lot of people who are shopping for the coming up sallah celebration tomorrow where overwhelmed by the blasts as everyone was running helter skelter. The number of casualties have not been confirmed yet.

Xest, live from Gombe State.

Kojochyke:
am glad u were able to pick up d error..'if...of'. i did it on purpose to check if u r smart..u r..bt d niger delta remains d best.

shuuuuuut uppp. Which u did it on purpose, error prone militant. Artful dodger, go back to kindergarten o. Niger delta,lazy bones.

Kojochyke:
dere is notin lyk drunkard...outdated word..its drunk..and d people if d niger delta r not niger delta's bt niger deltans..i guess am schoolin ur ass..who is now d illiterate? mugu

Hahaha, see teacher calling of, if. Mumu,read well n teach someone. Teaching not schooling animal. D ppl of not if. Hw u go sabi,wen na to crry gun for creeks na him u sabi

Habisoye:
Hello House,
I just got an employment letter of the job in which it was an experienced position but I lied on my CV that I had d experience.
We've started the interview processes since last 2 months before I went for the final interview last week and I was called on Friday to come for the letter.

Please my fellow nairaland, help me, it's not my fault oo, but since there's no job in town, I had to alter my cv from the Store/inventory experience I had to Accountant experience. Now I was told to resume on Tuesday next week.
How woud I do it. Its an Accountant position.

And I was told I will be preparing Accounts by entering ledgers, cashbook and bank reconciliation stmt all in their software, both Excel and on Peachtree and even with quickbook.

Although I studied Accounting oo but I have Never worked as an Accountant before.
So please someone should just please help me in the house.
Wether to still go for it as I will be tested on Tuesday morning by the Finance Manager of the company, or to step back or to find someone that could teach me here in the house who is already working as an Accountant?

Plz advice accordingly, and if u can put me through within the short period, just lets communicate.

Pls, this is a big challenge for me.
What should I do?

quickly find an accountant to put u through, at least d basic ones. In tym at d job u wil improve n master it. Goodluck bro

Kojochyke:
ur wat is a lecturer...mumu..pls next tym before posting,read d trash u typed..if actually ur parents r learned as u claim den u wont make such stupid n foolish mistakes..LYK parents lyk child..MUMU

Fool like u

Sassybae:
Lolz.....chei op can lie....sounds more like one of those nollywood movies sha

lie for wat,na una way

Kojochyke:
ur wat is a lecturer...mumu..pls next tym before posting,read d trash u typed..if actually ur parents r learned as u claim den u wont make such stupid n foolish mistakes..LYK parents lyk child..MUMU

which level of education do u have crazy n senseless militant? Ur generation,niger delta's r drunkards n lazy bones

lier lier ...

were do u base?

Taa beautiful were? Is it cos d pix is taken in d night. Is as old n tattered as an abandoned warehouse. That's were I passed dis week to Gombe

Kojochyke:
i wont argue..but contact me wen ur fada becomes d chairman of landlords in ur
street...mumu pikin..WE OWNED U for six yrs..can ur moda speak english?

u owned who? Foolish militant lik u. My is a lecturer in unn while ur mum na drunkard at d village fool

Kojochyke:
i pity u n ur kin..u call him confused,u even dare to insult him..na person papa o..ur fada isnt even known in ur street..respect ur elders..any way,d niger delta has ruled u.

clueless ruler naija has ever produced with an illiterate wife who cnt speak English

Kojochyke:
i pity u n ur kin..u call him confused,u even dare to insult him..na person papa o..ur fada isnt even known in ur street..respect ur elders..any way,d niger delta has ruled u.

He ruled with a shameless and illiterate wife, u guys r a disgrace to ur country nigeria o. Clueless president Nigeria has ever produced and he is frm Niger delta.

Nairaland be u like Waec exam classroom

Kojochyke:
we produced a president who led nigeria n biafra for six yrs, yet u call us illiterate...ur entire people must be dafts..

u mean the confused Otuoke fool? Who said stealing is not corruption? Chai,illiteracy is a diseases oooo. U see why I say u ppl r just lazy bones. Wat did he even do for u ppl? Nothing. Dnt wrry,wen PMB stops dis amnesty programme I go c were u go get money dey subscribe.

I disagree with u on the price of the professional courses, Nebosh is more expensive than the price u gave here. Nebosh is a professional safety course that u can use to work anywhere in the world. It has two types and it cost btw 250k-300k

Kojochyke:
if u lyk fight...if u lyk die...biafra remains a failed struggle..ask ur papa.

lazy people of the south,i pity u guys o. Had it been dt dere is no oil dere,u guys for dey constitute more nuisance in dis Nigeria una country. Ur papa sef fit be illiterate cos u guys dnt go to school

Rubbish and lies from pit of hell. God does not need our dime,how much can u give God for wat he has been doing for us. He needs our praise and worship as his food. U and ur pastors should go look for work and allow ppl make use of there income.

Thank God for his life.

Yellow

Is PMB also clueless as u ppl tagged GEJ

Kojochyke:
u fooolish basket brain..u tink u can make us hate d north with ur bile words..for ur information,we feed d north and d cowardly biafrans too..we aint loosers lyk u..we fought n got amnesty..u guys fought n died notin...died foolishly..make i hear say biafra na country..rubbish..chop shyt n die men..u r nigerians..QED.

u dey feed who? Mumu, hw can u feed one from wt u dnt hv control of? Amnesty that will stop by december. To show how foolish u are,u fought for amnesty ; a lost Course. While we r fighting for a federation. Go to school b get Som knowledge

Kojochyke:
ambition to send ur people to early graves abi...did ur fada tell u wat hapnd in d first war?my guy chop shyt n die men........NIGER DELTA FOR LYF...NIGERIA OUR HOME!

oh oh, I for talk. I believe u r benefiting from amnesty. Militant like u. Clueless tribe,u depend on oil. To show hw stupid u some of u ppl r,u allow d northerners to milk from ur resources and cnt say a word. Na Biafra u dey open ur rotten teeth dey tlk

Kojochyke:
ask ur ojukwu...he will rise n tell u dat u r BIAFRANATED LOSERS.

I knw ur tribe can never try wat biafrans did. Because u ppl are cowards,u tend not to do anything. Allow ppl that has ambition u ppl can't.

Kojochyke:
BIAFRANIC COWARDS

ur Generation are cowards n will continue to be