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Education › Re: How To Survive In A Nigerian Campus In This Recession by Ximenez(m): 1:10pm On Mar 01, 2017
youngwarlocks:
if you are a guy, leave ladies alone
Not exactly. If you are a guy, leave broke ladies alone (ectoparasites) Trust me if you are a well to do guy and you mingle with a well to do lady, you'll both enjoy each other.

Not the kind of ladies that will bring the list of what her father couldn't buy for her in the month to you.
Education › Re: How To Survive In A Nigerian Campus In This Recession by Ximenez(m): 12:56pm On Mar 01, 2017
No matter what, good food is the most important thing for a student. It gives you the energy and concentration to study.
Romance › Re: Girl Dumps Boyfriend After Collecting Birthday Gifts Worth About N700,000 by Ximenez(m): 12:35pm On Mar 01, 2017
Lunagirl:
If I were that girl, I will return the gifts, dash him extra 1 million and tell him to shove it up his insecure a**.

Werey angry
That's if you have it. Read the story again, the lady is an ectoparasite living off of various guys like most ladies and accumulating enormous mileage on their vagina.
Education › Re: Am Having An Extra Year In School I Feel Like A Failure Now. by Ximenez(m): 5:08pm On Feb 22, 2017
Krystalzkris:
u'r studying pharmacy??
No, but you are close
Education › Re: Am Having An Extra Year In School I Feel Like A Failure Now. by Ximenez(m): 4:31pm On Feb 22, 2017
Krystalzkris:
op, which school do you attend and what course are you studying?
Lol, I'm not a victim of what i stated up there. I just happened to know about it . but it's even worse in my department, if you fail a single course, you have to repeat the class, no moving forward.
Education › Re: Am Having An Extra Year In School I Feel Like A Failure Now. by Ximenez(m): 2:59pm On Feb 22, 2017
Krystalzkris:
you dey year three and you are already sure of getting extra year... I dont know what to tell you... No use crying.. Just face it
It depends on the school, some courses are prerequisite to others. If you fail one, you will be ineligible to take the other until you retake and pass that one. Some people can even be sure of two extra years in their 300 level. It's common in faculty of sciences and faculty of science.
TV/Movies › Re: Bisola Gets A Letter From Single Mothers Association For Giving TTT MouthAction by Ximenez(m): 2:45pm On Feb 22, 2017
Who is the lady in the first picture? With that much emulsion paint on her face, one of the mods should wipe it off with a wet towel.
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Ximenez(m): 5:24pm On Feb 21, 2017
faybobby:
Yes. Dental students are also called medical students since they are both receiving the same training during clinical years.
Dental students is the correct and more appropriate one, don't you think?
Romance › Re: Rate This Photo by Ximenez(m): 9:10pm On Feb 20, 2017
ChrisAirforce1:
Lol I chocolate abi cheesy
No, just oily and nasty. I pity your bedspreads and pillow and whoever shares the bed with you.

Ordinary Nivea body lotion, the natural fairness variant with berry extract will smoothen and exfoliate that your rough face.

But right now your skin looks like that of a crocodile's.
Romance › Re: Rate This Photo by Ximenez(m): 9:10pm On Feb 20, 2017
ChrisAirforce1:
Lol I chocolate abi cheesy
No, just oily and nasty. I pity your bedspreads and pillow and whoever shares the bed with you.

Ordinary Nivea body lotion, the natural fairness variant with berry extract will smoothen and exfoliate that your rough face.

But right now your skin looks like that of a crocodile.
Romance › Re: Rate This Photo by Ximenez(m): 9:01pm On Feb 20, 2017
WTF man! undecided. Did you rub your face with engine oil?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal :UCL (5 - 1) On 15th February 2017 by Ximenez(m): 11:41pm On Feb 15, 2017
AnotherSeun:
caught what with 2 hands?... no he shud have gone with his legs... dont yu think so?
Exactly, like shaolin soccer. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal :UCL (5 - 1) On 15th February 2017 by Ximenez(m): 11:25pm On Feb 15, 2017
heskeyw:
Shocking defending yet AGAIN! Every single one of these goals is avoidable. Every single one. Defending shambolic.
Koscienly going off has killed has tbh.
Really every single one is avoidable, especially that Robben trademark goal, Ospina should have caught it with his two hands.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by Ximenez(m): 11:23pm On Feb 15, 2017
alobright17:
Win draw lose I am an Arsenal fan ...deal with that or die trying .
Yea, you have no other choice. But like i promised last week, I'm just reminding you of what Arsenal are made of, From your Coqueline to your to your Wenger. YOU CAN'T FIGHT, YOU CAN'T COMPETE. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by Ximenez(m): 11:04pm On Feb 15, 2017
alobright17:
win draw lose ....never will change me from been an Arsenal fan.
Up gunners, a.k.a Historian football club. Even as bad as bayern is, they still put 5 past you. grin
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Ximenez(m): 10:01am On Feb 14, 2017
naijaguy77:
Yes of course they have cashout. They had cashout before bet9ja, bet9ja cashout is very new.
ok, what's the minimum deposit and minimum withdrawal?
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Ximenez(m): 8:53am On Feb 14, 2017
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naijaguy77:
My best advise to you is don't listen to clowns. I noticed that ever since megabet enforced their 500 Naira minimum deposit, all these village trapped punters have been having sleepless nights.

I use 4 different bookies, but megabet is the most impressive of them. Fast payout, unrivalled inplay, unrivalled access platforms.

Imagine someone complaining in this day and age that a bookie is bad because you need android or ios phone or any decent phone to access it. That shows you the level of person you are dealing with.

My brother run away from poverty mentality people, because poverty mentality is contagious.
Do they have the cash out option like betnaija?
Romance › Re: Sex Is Not For FUN by Ximenez(m): 5:09pm On Feb 13, 2017
hardbody:
PMs are private messages, if he wanted to broadcast it in the open, he would have done that. The least you can do is to ignore not ask him to discuss in public what he wanted to ask in private, kids everywhere, choi!!!
Lol, some people are too careful.
Romance › Re: Sex Is Not For FUN by Ximenez(m): 5:08pm On Feb 13, 2017
UniQuegrACE:
enquiries?im sorry about what?
if i wanted to state it here, I wouldn't have sent you a pm.
Health › Re: She Has Been Menstruating For Over 2 Weeks, Please Help! by Ximenez(m):
Yemsai, you didn't tell us the age of your friend. Age is also a factor here as women over the age of 45 years experience that as a sign of approaching menopause.

Another possibility is the form of birth control that your friend might be using. If it's (IUD) Intra-Uterine Device, some manufacturers uses copper to produce this device which is dangerous because it causes bleeding, especially if it wasn't fixed by a specialist. So hormonal IUD is safer than Copper IUD, though the process of the former might be expensive.


Another factor is miscarriage, this one is very obvious and easy to diagnose.

The last but not the least factors include uterine fibroids or polyps, endometriosis or pelvic inflammation.

Most importantly tell your friend to see not just a Doctor but a specialist (Gynaecologist) since you said this is not happening for the first time but it's not too uncommon for Nigerians to ignore their health for something less important, they only speak out when it's become too much to bear or when they are in excruciating pain.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by Ximenez(m): 12:25am On Feb 13, 2017
nlanded:
Dude stop trying to do damage control by being superfluous!
Your comment which I quoted was your most recent comment on this thread when I quoted you, so what you saying about earlier posts? So I need to go to your previous post first before I correct falsehood stated by you? Heck! I replied your post which I saw in which you stated something completely false. Simple as that!

Why are you bringing in defeat margins here? Every team in the world has some sort of bad defeat goal margins in the past, we are not talking about that here, stick to the bone of contention here, in which you erroneously and deceptively claimed Arsene Wenger has won only two trophies(be it EPL or other trophies-which ever you meant), I just gave you some schooling to save you from your ignorance or conceited deception of facts!
What are you still ranting about? I told you it was a mistake and you still went ahead to put up an epistle on it. Please get off my mentions and find someone else to keep you busy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by Ximenez(m): 11:45pm On Feb 12, 2017
alobright17:
Simply tell me that old testament is useless yet it is put together with the new testament to make a complete Bible.

UEFA Champions League logo 2.svg
Founded 1955; 62 years ago
(rebranded in 1992)
Region Europe (UEFA)
Number of teams 32 (group stage)
78 or 79 (total)
Related competitions UEFA Super Cup
FIFA Club World Cup
Current champions Spain Real Madrid
(11th title)
Most successful club(s) Spain Real Madrid
(11 titles)
Television broadcasters List of broadcasters
Website uefa.com
So Real Madrid's 11th titles were won within the re-branding year of 1992 huh
So Aston Villa we all see that won CL means they never win it since they won it before the re-branding year?

Just tell me that Real Madrid has won only 4 CL then I will start believing you but telling me they won 11 times even after the re-branding means you're simply joking for real.
it's ok bro, Wednesday is when you'll be reminded about what Arsenal is made of, not like it's going to be a new thing, but just a good reminder.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by Ximenez(m): 11:41pm On Feb 12, 2017
nlanded:
Are you high on cheap drugs or you just love to spit out lies? huh

For your information;

Arsene Wenger has won THREE Premier League trophies: 1997–98, 2001–02, 2003–04


Arsene Wenger has won SIX FA Cup trophies: 1997–98, 2001–02, 2002–03, 2004–05, 2013–14, 2014–15 (The most of any manager in new premiere league era, next to Wenger is Sir Alex Ferguson who won 5)


Arsene Wenger has won SIX FA Community Shields: 1998, 1999, 2002, 2004, 2014, 2015


Let's also not forget he is the only manager to win the league with a perfect record of no defeat, the Invincibles' 49 games unbeaten run hasn't been equalled or broken in any of the top professional leagues in the world.
weren't you thought simple manners? That you can't state your points without including insults or you just simply lack civility. If you check from my earlier posts, you'll see that that was a mistake.

It's good to know that Arsenal has history, very rich history. An history that can always speak for them even when they are beaten 8-2 or 6-0.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by Ximenez(m): 10:10pm On Feb 12, 2017
AlphaStyles:
na so we hear for mourinho #conteout
That's what it takes these days for all the big teams, if a coach doesn't deliver, he leaves. Almost all the big teams in Europe top 5 leagues changed their coaches this season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by Ximenez(m): 9:43pm On Feb 12, 2017
alobright17:
Kid epl was renamed 1992 so because Fa cup is now called emirate fa cup means those who won it before now are empty?
Do you even know how many changes has gone through CL even world cup yet it remain what is it ......my friend you've done well in removing liverpool simply because Chelsea fans only sees it that English league started in 1992. so tell me true or false English only started in 1992.
firstly, you are not allowed to call me kid. And secondly it's obvious that Arsenal has won more league titles than Chelsea.

But Arsenal is stagnant, come on! Man just 3 league titles in 21 years.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by Ximenez(m): 9:40pm On Feb 12, 2017
AlphaStyles:
wait oo Dem tell you say I be arsenal fan?
by d way d arsenal u are talking about has more Epl than you
I'm tired of hearing this same shiit, the same thing they said when Chelsea first won it in 2005, and the subsequent ones. The fact that they have won it more than Chelsea, does that fact means they should stop? No. They are simply not good enough to make it win it, in spite of the consistency they have by having same manager for 21 years. No other team in the Epl has that stability. But they are just not good enough.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by Ximenez(m): 9:26pm On Feb 12, 2017
AlphaStyles:
waiting for conte out next season Mr manager sackers grin
At least it yields results, most of the managers come and win trophies. That's fair enough
Ask Arsenal and Wenger what they've won in his 21 years at the club.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by Ximenez(m): 9:23pm On Feb 12, 2017
Adeyeancah:
since 1994, I've been an arsenal fan....I would only be worried when Chelsea wins their 12th league title , na you and man city dey category you hear? grin
Chelsea and Manchester city dey category, but Arsenal is battling with Tottenham now to be in top 4
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by Ximenez(m): 9:21pm On Feb 12, 2017
alobright17:
So you're trying to catch up yet you said you have nothing to compete Arsenal with...do you even think before you type or you're typing for typing sake huh
That question should be for you cos I only decided to put it back to you the way you saw it. We are not competing with Arsenal for anything cos all the times Chelsea won the league, Arsenal didn't come any close, even last season when Chelsea was down and eat, Chelsea beat Arsenal home and away. So 90% of the time, Arsenal is never a problem for Chelsea.

And the premier league came into inception in 1992.
Man U have won it 13 times
Manchester United – 13 Titles
Chelsea – 4 titles
Arsenal – 3 titles
Manchester City – 2 titles
Blackburn Rovers – 1 title
Leicester City – 1 title
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by Ximenez(m): 9:13pm On Feb 12, 2017
Adeyeancah:
since 1994, I've been an arsenal....I would only be worried when Chelsea wins their 12th league title , na you and man city dey category you hear? grin
Some people are can endure anything, you know?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by Ximenez(m): 9:07pm On Feb 12, 2017
alobright17:
only 5 teams better than Arsenal so Arsenal is better than 15 others? wow Arsenal is great.

But Remember Chelsea is playing catch up on the tittle winners table this is terrible even when Arsenal never win league for a very long time yet Chelsea never catch them.
Lol, shouldn't Arsenal be moving forward instead of waiting for another team to catch up with them? Like i said when Arsenal won their last league title, Chelsea was still on zero, in fact it was Chelsea that dethroned Arsenal by winning it back to back.

But it's a good thing to know that Arsenal has decided to stay stagnant so that Chelsea can catch them. No wonder a lot of players left Arsenal in order to win trophies.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0. - 1) On 9th February 2017 by Ximenez(m): 9:01pm On Feb 12, 2017
alobright17:
you worry yourself too much about Arsenal if not you will not be mentioning Arsenal even in your dream...in fact I put it to you that you mention Arsenal more than you mention chelsea....Arsenal coming short with 13 epl titles and Chelsea is only playing catch up.
Like i said, Chelsea is not competing with Arsenal for anything. When Arsenal won their last premier league title, Chelsea was still on zero, if you call that catch up, then Chelsea is catching up real fast.

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