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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 0) On 13th March 2017 by Ximenez(m): 9:30am On Mar 14, 2017

Marvel1206:
Every team has its ups and downs. what happened to Chelsea the whole of last season?

Chelsea collapsed the whole of last season.

What happens to Arsenal EVERY SEASON in the EPL? And why have they been eliminated in the last 16 of the champions league for seven straight seasons?

Like you said Bro, every team has its ups and downs but Arsenal own is serial and inherently laden.

Romance › Re: I Am An African Woman And I Am Beautiful (photos) by Ximenez(m): 12:17am On Mar 14, 2017

UniQuegrACE:
but these ladies aren't beautiful change the pics

Like you know what it means to be beautiful undecided

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 0) On 13th March 2017 by Ximenez(m): 12:09am On Mar 14, 2017

HARDDON:
Then d ring-a-roll
When n where was our last match played?
in england?

Luk lad, i dont hv time for this newspaper stand squabbles.

Peace
Out

Lol, jetlag affected Man U in Russia against Rostov not against Chelsea. If you travel to Russia today, you might feel dizzy and fall asleep in the afternoon there, cos that afternoon is equivalent to night in Nigeria. THAT'S JETLAG.

Peace out.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 0) On 13th March 2017 by Ximenez(m): 11:57pm On Mar 13, 2017

HARDDON:
What point? His insultive "shut up?"

Do u know how many games Mu have played from last month till now?

Did the relegation battlers hv that luxury?
They play one game in 7 or probably 14 days n u go comparing us wit em?
Wit d weakened squard strenght?
Do u know what jetlag is?

Like i said, no lecture nid

Good. But i have some lectures for you, you can only experience jetlag if you are in an environment that's has different timezone from the one you are used to. Contrary to the belief that some people have that jetlag is the accumulation of fatigue when you travel a long distance it's physical condition caused by crossing time zones during flight; often the result of disruption to the circadian rhythms of the body. The match wasn't played in Russia or Asia, both teams are English teams and the match was played in England, you can only give the excuse of fatigue not Jetlag.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 0) On 13th March 2017 by Ximenez(m): 11:41pm On Mar 13, 2017

HARDDON:
Lil kids who havent even learnt how to wash their briefs b jumping on mentions wit their brains stuck in their bum.

Wudnt bother to lecture ur razz a33 cos it aint worth it.

That's clever, he gave you a point that you couldn't defend so you resorted to insulting him cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 0) On 13th March 2017 by Ximenez(m): 11:39pm On Mar 13, 2017

Marvel1206:
Celebrating a goal against 10men is celebrating mediocrity. They should really be ashamed of themselves
If i'm a chelsea fan, i would be sleeping in the hall of shame tonight

I wanted to ignore you before but your rants about ten men were rather becoming too much. If you've watched enough football in your life you would have seen a lot of occasions where even a team that was down to nine men would still win the match (AC MILAN DID IT OF RECENT). Fortunately for Man U tonight, their best player was on the pitch for the full 90 minutes and he mad series of fantastic saves. The same Man U couldn't score against Bournemouth after they were reduced to ten men, even when they were awarded a penalty kick.

Now to your first statement, you as an Arsenal fan, you should be a chief custodian of the Hall of shame, because it doesn't matter if it's against 5 men or 29 women. THE TRUTH IS THAT ARSENAL CAN'T FIGHT WHEN IT MATTERS MOST.

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Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him I Don't Love by Ximenez(m): 9:21am On Mar 04, 2017

On the contrary, it seems both of you deserve each other.

Education › Re: I Apologise For My Insensitive Joke- Omega Chicks President by Ximenez(m): 8:39am On Mar 04, 2017

safarigirl:
I figured. It just looks somehow, every time OAU and irrlevant news.

Make e do graduate abeg

Henceforth, it will be your school's news on Frontpage. That's if they have any news at all.

Celebrities › Re: Beverly Osu Rocks Calvin Klein Undies (Photo) by Ximenez(m): 4:58pm On Mar 03, 2017

prettythicksme:
Cameltoe spotted

what's cameltoe pls huh

Romance › Re: Ladies, What Can You Offer In A Relationship Aside From Sex? #talk by Ximenez(m): 12:52am On Mar 03, 2017

HateU2:
my name is Hatey

Don't bullish!t me, tell me your real name and I'll do likewise.

Celebrities › Re: Bisola Featured In FalzTheBahdGuy "Ellobae" Video (photos) by Ximenez(m): 11:16pm On Mar 02, 2017

Ayoolajumoke:
Lol... You have a bad mouth but he deserves it.

Hmmm, my mouth wasn't even involved in typing any of that and you are acussing me of having a bad mouth. Wehdonema

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Romance › Re: Ladies, What Can You Offer In A Relationship Aside From Sex? #talk by Ximenez(m): 10:26pm On Mar 02, 2017

HateU2:
vice versa

With this your behavior, i wonder what your name will be.

Romance › Re: Ladies, What Can You Offer In A Relationship Aside From Sex? #talk by Ximenez(m): 10:05pm On Mar 02, 2017

HateU2:
yea. And NL turn you to something else too by calling me afonja

Mine was just to taunt you.

Romance › Re: Ladies, What Can You Offer In A Relationship Aside From Sex? #talk by Ximenez(m): 7:48pm On Mar 02, 2017

Alesandese:
Here you go again? *rolls eyes*
When did it become the guy's responsibility alone to determine our financial ability? I don't want to type more here coz I know lots of confused nairalanders are here. But trust me dude, there is more to relationship than financial benefits

Lol, you are probably feigning ignorance. The ideal relationship is for those who are going to get married to each other,but we hardly see that these days. So we have others like friends with benefits but even in that you see ladies using their vagina as a leverage for getting material things giving none in return.

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Celebrities › Re: Bisola Featured In FalzTheBahdGuy "Ellobae" Video (photos) by Ximenez(m): 7:38pm On Mar 02, 2017

CplusJason:
You just prove to me that you're the biggest dummy. Why mention those institutions?

Because while you were busy recommending Brown roof tertiary institutions you didn't realize that your brain was turning from brown to black before it finally melted.

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Romance › Re: Ladies, What Can You Offer In A Relationship Aside From Sex? #talk by Ximenez(m): 7:18pm On Mar 02, 2017

Alesandese:
And you complain of a lady who is after your money? You need to change your orientation, you are what you attract. If Money answers all things, you won't make your first comment on this thread.

I prefer a loving, caring and understanding person above all things

You mean you can sit down on a mat with a guy in a one bedroom apartment eating Garri with peanut. Trust me after a while you won't understand him anymore talkless of loving him.

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Romance › Re: Ladies, What Can You Offer In A Relationship Aside From Sex? #talk by Ximenez(m): 7:03pm On Mar 02, 2017

Alesandese:
Financial support isn't abstract.

What do men offer in relationship aside money?

Money answereth all things. Do you prefer dick to money?

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Celebrities › Re: Bisola Featured In FalzTheBahdGuy "Ellobae" Video (photos) by Ximenez(m): 7:02pm On Mar 02, 2017

CplusJason:
Don't you think you're dumb for using such word?

Kindly get educated and learn some manners at any brown roof tertiary institution close to you.

Thanks.

You mean like OAU Or UI. It's a pity but i think you should take to your own advice.

Celebrities › Re: Bisola Featured In FalzTheBahdGuy "Ellobae" Video (photos) by Ximenez(m): 6:59pm On Mar 02, 2017

CplusJason:
Don't you think you're dumb for using such word?

Kindly get educated and learn some manners at any brown roof tertiary institution close to you. You mean like the University of Ibadan. It's a pity, you should take your own advice.

Thanks.

Romance › Re: Ladies, What Can You Offer In A Relationship Aside From Sex? #talk by Ximenez(m): 6:53pm On Mar 02, 2017

Babamide:
The truth is guys don't offer more than sex and money too. But the way Nigerian girls give u responsibility, it is cheaper to just run an orphanage

Sex is a mutual thing, it's enjoyed by both parties. And money is the solution to every problems. What money can't solve, nothing else can.

Romance › Re: Ladies, What Can You Offer In A Relationship Aside From Sex? #talk by Ximenez(m): 6:49pm On Mar 02, 2017

HateU2:
ok flat head

You see, You've been turned to something else by Nairaland. I'm proudly a YORUBA prince. I intentionally called you that cos I've predicted your response

Romance › Re: Ladies, What Can You Offer In A Relationship Aside From Sex? #talk by Ximenez(m): 6:45pm On Mar 02, 2017

HateU2:
I guess you don't understand that 'Go miles'

, ok Afonja lady

Romance › Re: Ladies, What Can You Offer In A Relationship Aside From Sex? #talk by Ximenez(m): 6:30pm On Mar 02, 2017

HateU2:
I can go miles for the guy I love. Work with him to make his dream come true, be his best friend and mother(that corrects). If I love a guy, his happiness will be my priority

You should buy him material things too, like a Tuxedo or Italian suit, even a car, gadgets etc. Don't be scared, even ladies can be wealthy too. Enough of the abstract things. And i don't know about other guys, but i don't think any lady can take the special place of my mum even if she's not around.

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Celebrities › Re: Bisola Featured In FalzTheBahdGuy "Ellobae" Video (photos) by Ximenez(m): 6:20pm On Mar 02, 2017

kimbra:
How is this girl pretty?, with her full mouth.

you have two options ma

1.upload your pix
2.create your own Bisola and let's compare.

Romance › Re: Ladies, What Can You Offer In A Relationship Aside From Sex? #talk by Ximenez(m): 5:56pm On Mar 02, 2017

Alesandese:
Love
Support ( emotionally, and financially )
Care
Attention
Listening ears
Words of advice
Moral Support

The list goes on and on.

The question is what do you want from your woman? A lady will only give you what you are interested in.

Lol, why are they all abstract?

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Romance › Re: Ladies, What Can You Offer In A Relationship Aside From Sex? #talk by Ximenez(m): 5:54pm On Mar 02, 2017

HateU2:
I will understand what you typed up there when your 'englishes' are correct

Nice way to dodge the message, I typed it in a hurry and didn't proof-read it, now you can tell us what you have to offer in a relationship.

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Romance › Re: Ladies, What Can You Offer In A Relationship Aside From Sex? #talk by Ximenez(m): 5:39pm On Mar 02, 2017

HateU2:
Guys, what else can you offer in relationship apart from your small dicccck

That's a lame question, since most girls already expect the guys to do for them what their fathers couldn't do for them. From taking selfies in my car front seat, to collecting money for hair, pad, provisions and food, clothes. And what do they give in return? VAGINA.

And the worst part of it all is that if the guy should experience a negative financial situation for even a moment, they will move to the next available guy.

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Education › Re: 7 Nigerian Universities With The Most Beautiful Buildings by Ximenez(m): 3:13pm On Mar 01, 2017

FKO81:
Afonja's list they are very good with propaganda

EBSU pics loading cheesy

Education › Re: 7 Nigerian Universities With The Most Beautiful Buildings by Ximenez(m): 3:12pm On Mar 01, 2017

prettyiliams:
these buildings are below par in developed countries

That's not entirely true. Most of those buildings weren't designed by Nigerians.

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Education › Re: 7 Nigerian Universities With The Most Beautiful Buildings by Ximenez(m): 3:07pm On Mar 01, 2017

tuns65:
its not about beautiful buldings its about intellectual minds

We know, but beautiful building is the synonym of the topic.

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Education › Re: How To Survive In A Nigerian Campus In This Recession by Ximenez(m): 1:32pm On Mar 01, 2017

Love Machine:
Like biscuit and pure water?

Frankly, that's suffering bro, even the biggest noodles can only hold me for as long as 1hr.

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