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$20 Neteller needed. Urgent please.

kemijohnson:
Say no more. Come

How una dey talk the thing sef "butter smooth transaction with Kemijohnson"
Thanks .

xremmy:
abeg, who go sell $20 neteller to me?

Anyone please?

abeg, who go sell $20 neteller to me?

Kindly upload the samples and the prices.
#buynaija

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Hello House
Please who can vouch for Kemijohnson

kemijohnson:
$100 Neteller for sale
Contact signature.

Hello, your number is switched off. Whats the rate?

babatee2013:
All number have been saved and I'm still saving but not added yet. All number will be added by 6pm, 10pm and 6pm tomorrow, this is to allow other that want join drop their number.

080********

In need of $110 Neteller.

csckid:
I need like 40 units.... Please who can vouch for xremmy?

Hello, this is my first sale here.
Just sold it to one of the exchangers i saw online "instantgold".

Hello house
$50 Neteller for sale @N420.

In need of $50 Neteller.

A Boy calls FM radio station;
BOY: Hello, i found a lost bag
with N700,000.00 an ID card and
master card belonging to one Mr
Donald James, plot 4 Mekenge
Estate, Calabar
PRESENTER:- You re such an honest boy
so, i believe u want to return d bag?
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I just want to dedicate a song to him...
play me, MY HELPER ooo,My Helper.

Yekini Jimoh in Lokoja

A crack team of police detectives from Abuja has arrested 33 kidnappers in a mosque at Odo-Ape along Obajana-Kabba road in Kogi State, while holding a meeting for their next operation.

THISDAY gathered that the kidnappers drawn from all the axis of Obajana road were exposed by ‘one of them’ who happens to be a police detective planted in the group.

According to a source, the police detective was the one who allegedly summoned an emergency meeting of all the kidnappers on the highway to discuss how to tackle the issue of Police breathing down their necks.

The meeting was to hold immediately after prayers on Friday. However, the crack team from Abuja was called in during prayers after two of the three doors of the mosque had been shut.

All suspected kidnappers were identified and handcuffed and taken to Abuja. Even the ones who shot and killed people during their operations were also identified by the undercover police officer.

The Special Adviser on Security to Kogi State Governor, Commodore Jerry Omodara (rtd), who confirmed the arrest to journalists yesterday said all the 33 suspects were taken to Abuja for further interrogation, stressing that the state government was committed to the crack down of crime in the state.

He mentioned that the effort of the Police crack detective team from Abuja was yielding good result, pointing out that the state government will do every thing possible to protect lives and property in the state.
Meanwhile, Mr. John Orenibi and Mr. Salman Idris that were kidnapped along Lokoja- Okene road last week Saturday have been released by the kidnappers after paying N1.5 million as ransom.

Orenibi, while speaking with THISDAY yesterday, said he and three other persons namely Salman Idris, Mr. Kolade Fagbemi and Mr. Idowu Omole were on their way from Abuja to Ogidi to attend the Ogidi Day last Saturday when they came across some six masked men heavily armed with dangerous weapons before Mark Farms.

He noted that the suspected kidnappers had already robbed passengers in a Siena bus parked by the road side, adding that immediately they saw them coming in a Hilux van the kidnappers flagged them down.

According to Orenibi, the incident took place some few kilometres from a police check point, noting that the kidnappers shot Idowu Omole on his hand and head but survived, while Kolade Fagbemi ran into the bush and then escaped.
He said the kidnappers then marched him and Mr. Salman Idris into the bush and they were made to trek for four hours before they got to their hide out closer to Fulani settlement.

According to Orenibi, the leader of the kidnappers who speaks English and French languages fluently told them that he was a member of Boko Haram before and that both of them have to cooperate if they want to go home alive.
He further said that despite the fact that the six kidnappers were masked, their physical looks and intonations were that of Fulani men.

He stated that they also met some other people that they kidnapped as some of them were bleeding as a result of hardship they went through and also as a result of the serious beaten they received from the Kidnappers.
Orenibi said after several contact and negotiations with his people, they paid N1.5 million as ransom to the kidnappers before they were released the following day.

He disclosed that Idowu Omole is presently receiving treatments in the hospital as he called on the state government to intestify efforts toward eradicating armed robbery, kidnapping and other criminal activities in the state saying if the situation is not brought under control it will definitely affect the economic development of the state.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/06/23/33-kidnappers-arrested-inside-mosque-in-kogi/

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The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission on Wednesday alleged that a former Chief of Defence Staff, Air Chief Marshall Alex Badeh (retd.), diverted N558,200,000 monthly from the account of the Nigerian Air Force when Badeh was the Chief of Air Staff.
The anti-graft agency said this when it opened its case against the ex-CDS before a Federal High Court in Abuja.

The EFCC is prosecuting Badeh alongside a firm, Iyalikam Nigeria Limited, on 10 counts of money laundering bordering on alleged fraudulent removal of about N3.97bn from the NAF’s account.

The commission alleged that Badeh used the fund to buy and develop landed assets in Abuja for himself and his two sons between January and December 2013.

Badeh served as the Chief of Air Staff and later became the Chief of Defence Staff till he retired from the military last year.

He attended the Wednesday’s proceedings from prison and returned there after the court session as he had yet to meet the N2bn bail condition imposed on him by the court.

Testifying as the first prosecution witness on Wednesday, a former Director of Finance and Account of the NAF, Air Commodore Aliyu Yishau (retd.), narrated how he routinely helped Badeh to divert the sum of N558.2m by converting it to its dollar equivalent.

He said he usually handed the dollar equivalent of the money to Badeh at his official residence on a monthly basis.

Yishau, who was led in evidence by the lead prosecuting counsel, Mr. Rotimi Jacobs (SAN), said the diversion took place from September  2012 to December, 2013, when Badeh served as the Chief of Air Staff.

The witness, who testified for about six hours on Wednesday, said the NAF usually received monthly allocations in its Capital Vote account with the Central Bank of Nigeria in Lagos; the Overhead Vote account with the Zenith Bank Plc and the Personnel and Emolument Vote account with the UBA.

He said the sum of N558.2m was drawn from the Personnel and Emolument account as fund meant for “general administration of the Chief of Air Staff”’.

Yishau told Justice Okon Abang on Wednesday that he aided Badeh to acquire and develop landed assets in Abuja with the N558.2m, which was being drawn  from the Personnel Emolument account of the NAF on a monthly basis.

He said the N558.2m was part of the excess in the N4bn, which the NAF received monthly in the personnel and emolument account after the salaries and allowances of permanent and temporary staff must have been paid.

He said, “Although, I cannot remember the figure each year, we received a little about N4bn monthly for the personnel emolument allocation account. However, our total wage bill as of that time was above N2bn monthly.

“The balance of the personnel emolument was usually about N1.6bn to N1.7bn, depending on the month. Out of this amount, the sum of N558,200,000 was for  the general administration of the Chief of Army Staff monthly.

“Concerning the N558,200,000, the instruction was always given to me as the Director of Accounts and I passed same instruction to the Finance Officer at the headquarters of NAF camp, Abuja.

“The money is changed to dollar, when this money is changed, it was brought to me and I would take it to the Chief of Air Staff, Air Chief Marshall Alex Badeh, at his official residence in Niger Barracks.”

He said there were no documents showing the monthly deliveries of the dollar equivalent of the N558.2m to Badeh because it was not the practice in the military to request a written agreement.

He said, “As military officers, we don’t request for any agreement. However, in some cases, I told the finance officers to meet me at the Air House in Niger Barracks with the money so that he could see when I handed over the money to the Chief of Air Staff, Air Chief Marshall Alex Badeh.

“The instruction for conversion is not in writing. The Chief of Air Staff does give many instructions that are not in writing.

“The only instructions that were in writing were those requests forwarding instructions from branches and units for approval. When the approvals are given, they are forwarded to my office for necessary payment action.”

He said he did not directly benefit from the monthly diversion of the N558.2m but that Badeh helped him to complete the landed assets he was constructing in Abuja and Kaduna.

According to him, all the said landed assets had been marked by the EFCC.

The witness, who said Badeh was the second Chief of Air Staff that he served as the Director of Finance Accounts, added that Badeh’s predecessor, M. D. Umar, was still being investigated by the EFCC.

Yishau explained that Badeh provided the dollar equivalents for the purchase of the various properties, which he assisted him to locate in various parts of Abuja.

The witness said he helped Badeh to purchase the property allegedly at No. 6, Ogun River Street, Off Danube Street, Maitama, Abuja, with dollar equivalent of N1.1bn.

He added, “Sometimes in January 2013, when I was taking the normal amount to him (Chief of Air Staff) in dollars, he directed that we should pay for the house. So he brought out the balance in dollars and made up the equivalent of N1.1bn.

“I gave the money to Barrister Hussein Umar and asked him to pay for the house. After the payment, it took sometime before the necessary documents were prepared. But Hussein Umar asked me the names to put on the documents. I asked the Chief Air Staff under which name he wanted the documents to be prepared.”

http://www.punchng.com/badeh-diverted-nafs-n558m-monthly-for-15-months-witness/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

His nickname though - ELI-WAKUKU. The Skull Merchant.

The Police Public Relations Officer, SP Dolapo Badmos, also confirmed the incident, adding that the police were waiting for the complainant to give a lead on the arrest of the hoodlums.

She said, “The matter was reported on that day and the police gave the victim a medical paper to go to the hospital and treat himself. However, he has not turned up since then to allow the police follow up the case.

“The police have been calling him to provide a statement that will lead us to make an arrest, but we have not seen him. We assume he is no longer interested in pursuing the matter.”

The guy is in coma and our police is expecting him to come give statement.oo

Lovely Piece. Time for Nigerians to start thinking of the future and realizing what the real issues are.

Lalasticlala, Seun, please do us a favor and move this to front page for wider audience

oc2much:
Hi, i sent you an email to: ndidiamaka@yopmail.com
Also, i would like to know the different trading seasons.
I'm finally willing to learn after so long.

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I have tried delaying the writing of this piece in the honest expectation that someone probably misquoted Chief E.K. Clark, when he reportedly publicly disowned former President Goodluck Jonathan. I had hoped that our dear father, E.K. Clark, would issue a counter statement and say the usual things politicians say: “they quoted me out of context!” “Jonathan is my son”.

That has not happened; rather, some other Ijaw voices, including one Joseph Evah, have come to the defence of the old man, to join hands in rubbishing a man they once defended to the hilt and used as a bargaining chip for the Ijaw interest in the larger Nigerian geo-politics.


If President Jonathan had returned to power on May 29, 2015, these same persons would have remained in the corridors of power, displaying all forms of ethnic triumphalism. It is the reason in case they do not realize it, why the existent power blocs that consider themselves most fit to rule, continue to believe that those whose ancestors never ran empires can never be trusted with power, hence they can only be admitted as other people’s agents or as merchants of their own interests which may even be defined for them as is deemed convenient. Mercantilism may bring profit, but in power politics, it destroys integrity and compromises otherwise sacred values.

President Jonathan being publicly condemned by his own Ijaw brothers, particularly those who were once staunch supporters of his government further serves the purpose of exposing the limits of the politics of proximity. Politics in Africa is driven by this particular factor; it is at the root of all the other evils: prebendalism, clientelism and what Matthew Kukah has famously described as the “myownisation of power”.

It is both positive and negative, but obviously, more of the latter than the former. It is considered positive only when it is beneficial to all parties concerned, and when the template changes, the ground also shifts. As in that song, the solid rock of proximity is soon replaced by shifting sands. Old worship becomes new opportunism. And the observant public is left confounded.

Chief E.K. Clark?

Who would ever think, Chief E.K. Clark would publicly disown President Jonathan? He says Jonathan was a weak President. At what point did he come to that realization? Yet, throughout the five years (not six, please) of the Jonathan Presidency, he spoke loudly against anyone who opposed the President. He was so combative he was once quoted as suggesting that Nigeria could have problems if Jonathan was not allowed to return to office.

Today, he is the one helping President Jonathan’s successor to quench the fires. He always openly said President Jonathan is “his son”. Today, he is not just turning against his own son, he is telling the world his son as President lacked the political will to fight corruption.

He has also accused his son of being too much of a gentleman. Really? Gentlemanliness would be considered honourable in refined circles. Is Pa E.K. Clark recommending something else in order to prove that he is no longer a politician but a statesman as he says?

As someone who was a member of the Jonathan administration, and who interacted often with the old man, I can only say that I am shocked. This is the equivalent of the old man deleting President Jonathan’s phone number and ensuring that calls from his phone no longer ring at the Jonathan end. During the Jonathan years, Chief E. K. Clark was arguably the most vocal Ijaw leader defending the government. He called the President “my son”, and both father and son remained in constant touch.

There is something about having the President’s ears in a Presidential system, elevated to the level of a fetish in the clientilist Nigerian political system. Persons in the corridors of power who have the President’s ear- be they cook, valet, in-laws, wife, cousin, former school mates, priests, or whatever, enjoy special privileges.

They have access to the President and they can whisper into his ears. That’s all they have as power: the power to whisper and run a whispering campaign that can translate into opportunities or losses for those outside that informal power loop around every Presidency, that tends to be really influential.

Every President must beware of those persons who come around calling them “Daddy”, “Uncle”, na my brother dey there”, “my son”, “our in-law”: emotional blackmailers relying on old connections. They are courted, patronized and given more attention and honour than they deserve by those looking for access to the President or government.

Even when the power and authority of the whispering exploiters of the politics of proximity is contrived, they go out of their way to exaggerate it. They acquire so much from being seen to be in a position to make things happen.

Chief E. K. Clark had the President’s ears. He had unfettered access to his son. He was invited to most state events. And he looked out for the man he called “my son”, in whom he was well pleased. Chief Clark’s energy level in the service of the Jonathan administration was impressive.

Fearless and outspoken, he deployed his enormous talents in the service of the Jonathan government. If a press statement was tame, he drew attention to it and urged a more robust defence of “your boss”. If any invective from the APC was overlooked, he urged prompt rebuttal. If the party was tardy in defending “his son”, he weighed in.

If anyone had accused the President of lacking “the political will to fight corruption” at that time, he, E.K. Clark, would have called a press conference to draw attention to the Jonathan administration’s institutional reforms and preventive measures, his commitment to electoral integrity to check political corruption, and the hundreds of convictions secured by both the ICPC and EFCC under his son’s watch. So prominent and influential was he, that ministers, political jobbers etc etc trooped to his house to pay homage.

In due course, those who opposed President Jonathan did not spare Chief E. K. Clark either. He was accused of making inflammatory and unstatesman-like statements. An old war-horse, nobody could intimidate him.

He was not President Olusegun Obasanjo’s fan in particular. He believed Obasanjo wanted to sabotage his son, and he wanted Obasanjo put in his place. Beneath all of that, was an unmistaken rivalry between the two old men, seeking to control the levers of Nigerian politics.

Every President probably needs a strong, passionate ally like Chief E. K. Clark. But what happened? What went wrong? Don’t get me wrong. I am not necessarily saying that the Ijaw leader should have remained loyal to and defend Goodluck Jonathan because they are both Ijaws; patriotism definitely could be stronger than ethnic affinities, nonetheless that E. K. Clark tale about leaving politics and becoming a statesman is nothing but sheer crap.

If Jonathan had returned to office, he would still be a card-carrying member of the PDP and the “father of the President” and we would still have been hearing that famous phrase, “my son”. Chief E. K. Clark, five months after, has practically told the world that President Buhari is better than “his own son.”

It is the worst form of humiliation that President Jonathan has received since he left office. It is also the finest compliment that President Buhari has received since he assumed office.

The timing is also auspicious: just when the public is beginning to worry about the direction of the Buhari government, E. K. Clark shows up to lend a hand of support and endorsement. Only one phrase was missing in his statement, and it should have been added: “my son, Buhari.” It probably won’t be too long before we hear the old man saying “I am a statesman, Buhari is my son.”

I can imagine President Obasanjo grinning with delight. If he really wants to be kind, he could invite E.K. Clark to his home in Ota or Abeokuta to come and do the needful by publicly tearing his PDP membership card and join him in that exclusive club of Nigerian statesmen! The only problem with that club these days is that you can become a member by just saying so or by retiring from partisan politics. We are more or less being told that there are no statesmen in any of the political parties.

It is not funny. Julius Ceasar asked Brutus in one of the famous lines in written literature: “Et tu Brutus?” President Jonathan should ask Chief E. K. Clark: “Et tu Papa?” To which the father will probably tell the son: “Ces’t la vie, mon cher garcon.” And really, that is life. In the face of other considerations, loyalties vanish; synergies collapse. The wisdom of the tribe is overturned; the politics of proximity dissolves; loyalties remain in a perpetual process of construction. Thus, individual interests and transactions drive the political game in Nigeria, with time and context as key determinants.

These are teachable moments for President Jonathan. Power attracts men and women like bees to nectar, the state of powerlessness ends as a journey to the island of loneliness. However, the greatest defender of our work in office is not our ethnic “fathers and “brothers” but rather our legacy.

The real loss is that President Jonathan’s heroism, his messianic sacrifice in the face of defeat, is being swept under the carpet and his own brothers who used to say that the Ijaws are driven by a principle of “one for all and all for another”, have become agent-architects of his pain. The Ijaw platform having seemingly been de-centered, Chief E.K. Clark and others are seeking assimilation in the new power structure. It is a telling reconstruction of the politics of proximity and mimicry.

Chief E.K. Clark once defended the rights of ethnic minorities to aspire to the highest offices in the land, his latest declaration about his son reaffirms the existing stereotype at the heart of Nigeria’s hegemonic politics.

The same hegemons and their agents whom Clark used to fight furiously will no doubt find him eminently quotable now that he has proclaimed that it is wrong to be a “gentleman”, and that his son lacks “the political will to fight corruption”.

There is more to this than we may ever know. Chief Clark can insist from now till 2019 that he has spoken as a statesman and as a matter of principle. His re-alignment is curious nonetheless.

Source: http://ynaija.com/reuben-abati-who-would-ever-think-edwin-clark-would-publicly-disown-jonathan/

Hello Ndidi. Just watched your video and it was quite informative. Will appreciate if the script can be sent to xremmy@yahoo.co.uk. Thanks

mikkyangel:
Sir, the total weight for these items are not specified, this can only be determined wen the said items arrive my adress

Ok Mikky,

Can you just give me a quote for this only
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Garage-Door-Hardware-Kit-16x8-or-18x8-Rollers-Hinges-Brackets-/191492974942?hash=item2c95dee95e.

Will pay the difference once you determine the weight before shipping

Thanks

Hello Justi,

Can you kindly give me the final landing cost of these items and the plausible delivery date?

1, http://www.ebay.com/itm/Garage-Door-Hinge-and-Roller-Tune-up-Kit-16X7-18X7-/300785907515?hash=item46083cb73b
2, http://www.ebay.com/itm/Garage-Door-Hinge-Roller-Tune-up-Kit-16X7-18X7-Super-Duty-11-Gauge-Hinges-/291439305594?hash=item43db22e37a

Thank you.

Hello Mikky,

Can you kindly give me the final landing cost of these items and the plausible delivery date?

1, http://www.ebay.com/itm/Garage-Door-Hinge-and-Roller-Tune-up-Kit-16X7-18X7-/300785907515?hash=item46083cb73b
2, http://www.ebay.com/itm/Garage-Door-Hinge-Roller-Tune-up-Kit-16X7-18X7-Super-Duty-11-Gauge-Hinges-/291439305594?hash=item43db22e37a

Thank you.

gists:
omg! thanks for reminding me of that song!
Do you know/remember the name of the artiste and track?

William Onyeabor -When The Going Is Smooth

Hello Tadeus,
Pls how much will I get the following cars to Abuja with proper documentation and very clean.

1, 2003 Honda accord, leather seats, fair millage.
2, 2005 Honda accord
3, BMW 5 series 2006.

Thank you.

Green to every one.

Yeye policy.
Ordinary toothpick and matchstick we are still importing, no ban on them or increase in tarrif.

Well, why am I complaining if we are still exporting crude oil and importing finished product. Build refinery, mba. Repair the ones we have,iro.

Dem go dey tackle auto industry. Till the president, vice, speaker and all others start using innoson and other locally assembled cars. They are all using 2014 bulletproof Mercedes s class and e class. Na we be the guinea pigs for their experiment.

Who can name 1 car crash test and safety site in Nigeria used by all these assemblers?