₦airaland Forum

This life is not at all.

Evil men in government.

Happy birthday sir. More winning years ahead sir.

The evil party call APC and their drug master president are behind the fake news.

Sponsored idiots and fools without cultural and traditional values.

The drug master is a disaster. He knows absolutely nothing about governance. He specializes in forging, agberoism, toutism and criminalism.

You are a bloody liar sir. You have been in government since 1999 sir. May God Almighty have mercy on you and your certificate forger president sir.

The evil party call APC is a big curse to humanity. Lies and the evil party are just inseparable.

Neat bus. Just add location bros.

You and the drug master are in the same category.

The chief drug baron, agbero, tout, certificate forger, strange man and a suspected killer of Funso Williams does not bloody care.

The evil party call APC weldone oooo

The drug master, agbero, tout and certificate forger president does not even bloody care.

Their agbero president does not even bloody care.

An agbero is always an agbero.

Happy birthday my dear. More winning years ahead.

Wishing him all the best in life.

Weak institutions everywhere...

No president in Nigeria at the moment in the first place. I can never recognize a known agbero, tout, drug master and certificate forger as a president. Never!!!

Don't just try that play ooo.

Everybody is claiming right in Nigeria.

This is Nigeria.

What do you expect in a country where agbero, tout, drug master & certificate forger as a president & his fellows as ministers? Total breakdown of law and order.

The evil party call APC has succeeded in turning our judiciary into a political party.

EreluRoz:
This man again, he's selling fish and selling himself as well.

all join ooooo

Nigeria is not a serious country.

Let us please separate politics from traditional institution.

muyico:
‘One morning, I woke up to find my neighbor's children drinking garri with salt in the compound.

They saw me and greeted me.

"Uncle good morning."

The last born shouted.

"Uncle come and eat."

Playfully I walked to them.

"What are you eating?"

"Gmax." The firstborn replied.

The rest of the children laughed.

"You mean Garri?"

"Uncle this is not garri, it is GMax. A kind of snack."

I chuckled.

I told them to bring me a spoon let me join them.

They raised their head and looked at me. They were shocked.

The second born touched the last born and said.

"Go and bring spoon for Uncle. Uncle wants to eat GMax snacks."

The boy ran in and returned with a spoon.

As I took a spoon, that was when I realized the Garri was not with Sugar but with salt.

The children started laughing.

I paused for a while and swallowed.

"Uncle, so you use to eat GMax snacks too." The last born asked.

I nodded my head. I told him I am a professional in Gmax garri.

Their mother who heard the laughter came out of the room and saw me. She was smiling.

"Uncle, you seff dey drink garri."

I told her I decided to join my younger brothers to eat.

She smiled.

"Eya. Today wey we no get better food to cook except garri, na that time you come chop."

I chuckled.

"Madam, God know say na my favourite food na im make he make me see am to chop today."

The last born laughed.

"Uncle like Gmax o."

I told her that after eating, I and my younger brothers(her children) would go out and buy noodles for breakfast.

She laughed.

The boys were excited. They began to rush the garri so it would finish quickly.

When we were done drinking Garri, I took the boys out and I bought a carton of noodles for them.

When the mother saw her children carrying a carton into the house, she became emotional.

She said to me.

"Uncle, this is the first time I will have anything in a carton in my house. See how God take bless her children."

I handed her money that would be enough to cook two pots of soup for the week.

The first child held my hands and said.

"Uncle, Thank you."

He beckoned on the brothers to come say thank you.

The last child ran and embraced me.

Then he said.

"Uncle... Uncle... In the afternoon you will come and eat GMax with us again ba. We would put sugar inside for you."

I tried hard to hold back my tears.

Before you look down on that meal God has provided you to eat, remember that there are people who do not have up to that standard. Be grateful and contented.’

God bless you real good uncle.

Political confusion everywhere. Nigeria is not a serious country.

Evil and corrupt rulers everywhere.

This is Nigeria where anything goes.