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ybot: well i tink parents shuld apologise cos sumtimes wen d children is innocent and he suffers for wat he did not do,after punishment, the child will now tink of doing it..4 instance wen i was a little yunger,i was accused of stealing 10,000 naira nd after punishmenti made sure i actually stole the money since i ve already been beaten.....if my parents had apologised,i wuldnt av tot of taking any money 4 the sake of revenge...so i tink they need 2 apologise

tonigreen: plz house where do i write my topic to appear on d front page?

buhak: HOW OLD IS HIM?
RIP

edelweiss: My advise to u is to do any legitimate job available to raise capital,no matter how small the salary is, many of us don't have people to help us raise capital for business,the banks wants çolletleral,so all road seemed block but I for one know the is always a way,and being female who VOWED 2 ave things straight I planned a few thing.I graduated wit a 2'1 Unical biz mgt, lookd 4 a job for almost a yr,but I decided to take a 25k job,while at d job, my first salary, I went to trade fair and told d owner of a perfume shop that I want to trade with 20k, I was given 4 5oml perfumes, which I ended up selling for like 7k each by the end of the next month I had up to 60k, I kept puting my little salary into my business'in six month I was worth more than half a million,(sincerely speaking all the money was from the perfume sales and salary)I was going to work one day I saw a shop at a bustop I stoped by and told them I wil come pay for the shop at d end of the day,I got dat shop with no exact tin in mind to sell, after I got the shop,I looked round d neighbourhood and asked myself what could I supply d area? That is how I started selling wine and spirit, I employed a sales girl, I know my stock taking'I was still working still selling my perfumes but my capital was diversify so I tot of how to make more money,I decided to ave a sales promo 'which was buy 5 100ml perfume or introduce me to people to buy it and get one free. Come and see girl friends scotting for people to buy my perfume, I enlarged my clientele, after dat promo boom I entered selling shirts along side it, today I tell u at 31, with just 25k salary I own dis business and a few I didn't mention and d natural law of money set in,I ave got anoda job in an international firm, all thru d connections of my client! So young man, pls go back to ur drawing table ,tap into positivity, and think, u will make a way for ur self! I even cleaned newly built houses to add to my capital! It was all about survival! So u too can do it, best of luck, MEG

Timijo: God doesn't answer such prayer.

MRbrownJAY: I do not see this act wrong in any way, but maybe that's just me. You are going to get some food for yourself, your bosses are angry and ask you to get some for them too...... Where is the big deal here?! Do you think that you are too big to get food for your bosses? Do you think that going to get food is solely a personal act ( aka each and everyone get their own food)?

jackpot: may a wall gecko crawl up your arsse!

toygod2: THREAD BURNT , CAST INSIDE HELL FIRE FOR MORE PROCESSING

keyke: nawa o, shey na only u attend all dese schls

k2039: [color=#FF0099] [size=13pt]You had all your education in ogun sate,hmmmm
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toygod2: U can shoot urself for all i care