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Thanks for your orders !

I eat it and its very sweet !

1. soap residue
2. dirt from the air
3. using towel for other things eg napkin

hmmmn ... see wetin Dan dey enjoy under table.

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Kossy04:
I don't know why logic is lacking here. The question is

Every other thing is a precursor. Would you like me to delete everything else and leave only the questions?

i'm sure you approach from the rear, or sideways. Lolz. I'm also sure they were on low waist jeans.

Its the same thing some do when they get on bikes. Using one hand to hold their backs throughout the ride.

Sometimes i wonder if person force dem wear the cloth.

You probably dont get it from oyinbos because those ones can wear anything and feel comfortable in it.

To answer your question, its false modesty.

They probably do it everytime a guy approaches (not just you), so as not to give free 'film show'; the same way ladies are supposed to sit 'laps together'.

My own question to those guilty is: why wear skimpy clothes if you are gonna be pulling and tugging it all day?

Yzma:
Wow!!
Shaa i wouldn't mind the chatting thing at all, it wouldn't really make much of a difference who you are chatting with.

I Never knew I had a twin!

I noticed it since Friday 15th.

Time to stash up on my Fansidar.

Lots of sneezing and coughing.

Hay fever season.

Chilly nights and cold morning baths.

Howz it in your area?

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^ Great!

something like:
if u cant find one, start one.

I'm sure there are others with the same need on this forum.

I just remembered one. Search google for 'realty point cooperative lagos'

most others are in abuja or ss.

methinks NL is overdue one.

@lojik:
[s]the problem starts with his use of the word cheap.

How can u spend $300/mo or more on a server, and then go scrounging on $10 to $15/yr domain?

I smell duplicity. Who is fooling who?

Time will tell.[/s]

I forgot. He wants to register 1000 domain names, thats like $9k/yr . With that volume, the pennies do add up.

My bad!

U mean u bought such an expensive server, and they couldnt throw in a free domain name?

Where u bought the server, they dont do domain registration i guess.

Why scrounge on $10 domain, when you just spent hundreds/thousands of dollars on a server, abi na under your bed the server dey?

Dbs with tables in the millions. Guy, r u 4 real or what?

Pls lets know how seriously to take you.

GRAPH

NEXT

LOCEELRTC

^transgendered. Why?

U r big enuf, trust me.

End of Episode 4: Battle Galactica

Start of Episode 5: True Love's First Kiss

Before her kneeling,
her face beholding,
time stood still,
for Love was real.

In all my years,
on all the lands,
one as you,
I'm yet to meet:
He croons to her.

And so this day,
for wants of words,
in her mien,
he found stupor.

By and large,
the hour drew nigh
for Shrek and Knight,
could not agree.

And while they sparred,
Count Emeka d7th
from slumber did rise.

Tell me this day,
what you'll have me do
for he that hath the Dragonsword,
the dragon may command!

The maiden she,
sealed up yonder,
we seek.

We have not time,
for very soon, the Count
from slumber will rise!

On me, get thee!
And hold on tight,
while I take you,
to heights unknown.

While yet they spake,
One Knighty drew nigh
and through the clouds,
her chamber espied.

As he alights,
Shrek and Jack
on dragon's wings fly
till by and large,
they all in chamber did meet.

What! Cries Shrek
who art thou? And
whence thou from?

My name: Prince Charming,
my bride to take.

My name is Shrek,
my swamp I seek.
And by jove I will not leave,
until I kiss!

And while they thus sparred,
for want of words,
Sparrow upon her crept.

For try as he might,
he could not hold
the pangs of love,
deep within his chest.

Swinging low,
spirits high
by stroke of luck,
the flames they miss!

Rock by ledge,
hand and foot
the sheer side they climb,
till at last, before the gates they stand!

A mighty big fix, says Sparrow
for now without a bridge,
are we here to stay!

Good cheer! My friend
to task at hand, lets go!
And after that, may we worry
for all the world can care.

The lawns were grown,
the shutters grim,
and cobwebs hung thick.
For none, the Castle dared
in o'er a thousand years!

Through the doors,
and into the hall, all hell
was now let loose!

For, seeing them come,
all manner of dead
came to life at once!

With axe and sword,
chain and mail,
they swung and cut
while Shrek and friend,
parried and ducked.

One by one, by and large
to Dragonsword,
they each and everyone fell,
till at last, the tower stairs loomed.

And there shone bright,
in shadows dark,
eyes as red as coal!

Dear me! Cries Shrek
what sort of creature this?

A dragon she,
my name be BABE!
Echoes from within.
With fiery flames, all aswirl.

Larger than life, stood the castle
with towers, heavens high

round and about,
leaping and swirling,
a moat of fiery flames.

Dear Rum! Cries Jack
what have I done to thee?
That I may see, while yet I live
Hell in all its fury?

Take heart! Says Shrek
I promise thee, a maiden fair
shall True Love find,
on this very day!

For, high up in yonder tower
lies the fairest of them all!

With rum in hand,
and Dragonsword,
the drawbridge they approach.

The boards were weak,
the flames were real,
a fall they dared not risk.

But cross, they must
else all will be lost.

A step a time,
by inch they move.
By and large,
they midway are.

Till Shrek by chance,
a false step took
and nearly fell!

By dint of luck,
Sparrow held tight
and lest they fall,
the bridge he cut.

POTIONS, OPTIONS

TRY

TCCOHREI

PROCESSING

try

glueetfnc

(back to FarAway Land!)

End of part 3: Shrek's Adventures

Start of part 4: Battle Galactica

For want of time,
we shall not dwell
on Shrek's travail,
in Littleville.

Suffice to say,
the men tho lite
packed a mighty
big punch!

And were it not
for Fate's goodluck,
Shrek till this day
might still be kept.

It so happened,
that tired and hungry
he fell asleep,
on golden shores.

And when he stirred,
twas to sounds, of
men about, knocking
and shouting, nailing
and a'hammering.

He tried to rise,
but while he slept
the littlemen had,
over him built.

How he got free,
and set on his quest
are best described
in Gulliver's Travels.

When at last,
he was now free
on Black Pearl, he
with Sparrow set sail.

They sailed all day,
and through the night
try as they might,
to World's End shores
they could not get.

Until at last, by
stroke of genius
they keeled the ship
at midnight sharp.

And thus stood Shrek,
on World's End shores!

Ok! Ok! Replied the fairy
about thy neck, a talisman
within which lies, a potent charm
cast thou now, a swapping spell!

And so, at last
the sword, Shrek got
by casting a spell,
the sword he swapped
with his own knife!

Tell me, Sweet Fairy
before thou flit,
what be thy name?
Pweety4me, fairy replies.

I bid thee goodspeed,
Merlin echoes.
he that hath the sword,
on A-v-a-l-o-n may tread!

And by so doing,
Shrek passed through
six lands, all in a go!

Till at last, the
town of Little Men,
came he upon.