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Empty barrels. ...

You'd definitely get a better job by God's grace.

Shuku shaker aya shoe maker..chai

She go soon turn pastor like Eucharia.

She can preach for Africa. She don even carry her preaching go America. Nice one.

Oloribu , omo ale Yoruba.

If this is not madness, what can it be?

Cinderella, the Incredible Hulk and Pinocchio are walking down the street.

They come across a sign that says: Beauty Contest.
Cinderella takes a look at the sign and says she is going to enter the contest.
After 10 minutes she comes out with the 1st prize.

They walk further down the road and come across another sign that reads: "Strongest man contest".
Hulk takes a look at it and says, "Hulk smash!!!" and then enters. Sure enough, within 2 minutes he is out with the 1st prize.

They walk further and then come across yet another sign. This one says: "World's BIGGEST liar".
Pinocchio says, "This one is for me", and he rushes right in. After about 3 straight hours he comes out with tears in his eyes.

Hulk and Cinderella ask, "What happened?"

Pinochio replies "Who on Earth is Lai Mohammed?"

Nigerians and public holidays sha. Nigerians should just find time to go for their PVcs Rather than shutting down a Whole Economy for the Exercise.

How is this our business for God's sake? Laaro Monday faa

Why is this on front page?

Cinderella, the Incredible Hulk and Pinocchio are walking down the street.

They come across a sign that says: Beauty Contest.
Cinderella takes a look at the sign and says she is going to enter the contest.
After 10 minutes she comes out with the 1st prize.

They walk further down the road and come across another sign that reads: "Strongest man contest".
Hulk takes a look at it and says, "Hulk smash!!!" and then enters. Sure enough, within 2 minutes he is out with the 1st prize.

They walk further and then come across yet another sign. This one says: "World's BIGGEST liar".
Pinocchio says, "This one is for me", and he rushes right in. After about 3 straight hours he comes out with tears in his eyes.

Hulk and Cinderella ask, "What happened?"

Pinochio replies "Who on Earth is Lai Mohammed?"

So Trump still don't know who Nigerians are? We dey rep anywhere. The guy nah real mad man aswear.

Lecturing
Researchers
Even Banking, etc.

Nigerians and never sticking to instructions. he has said his own based on The intels gathered yet, we are here Trying to denigrate him. Smh

Guyman02:
How To Identify a Suicide Bomber.

1. A suicide bomber is a Muslim
2. A suicide bomber is a Muslim
3. A suicide bomber is a Muslim

Sense fall on you.

Riversides2003:
Abnormal way of dressing is not enough, pls don’t mistake Almajiri’s for suicide bomber o.

Exactly. Picking them up for scrutiny wouldn't be bad sha.

Dear Lord,
We commit our Nation Nigeria unto Thee Oh God, heal our Land and touch Your people once again. Let Thy peace reign over our many trouble and bless our leaders with a sense of DIRECTion. Amen.
Good morning NL.

Let's just say Davido just got endorsed as how many people knows Chioma? Aimoye Chioma lalagbon.

Colourich:
Well I guess success is sexually transmitted.

In this case, yes. I still wouldn't recognise her if I bump into her now sef yet she's been endorsed.

BunbleBee:
can someone tell me how this will make those brand grow? (I'm being serious)

Assurance!!!

The Rich getting richer while the poor strives too hard but get nothing. This life is just not fair. Life goes on.

busybrain123:
As a Virgin, STD especially HIV don't scare me. Abstenance is the best...

Abstinence for life? You must get married at some point I believe. Just do the needful amd remain faithful afterwards. Cheers.

Dear Lord,
We commit our Nation Nigeria unto Thee Oh God, heal our Land and touch Your people once again. Let Thy peace reign over our many trouble and bless our leaders with a sense of DIRECTion. Amen.
Good morning House.
AIDS is real. Don't use condom. Be faithful.

Being faithful to your partner is the answer.

Wahala dey ooo, guys no dey chook chook anyhow ooo

Politicians always doing their goods to rub on the face of the incumbent. Let's see what happens when/if Atiku becomes President. That can only be in his dream sha.

When will politicians learn to do the right things at the right time ?
When will they learn to do things devoid of deceit?
Are our politicians this callous that they only think of themselves and try to deceive us with sweets when elections comes knocking?
This is so sad.

Election is coming, we'd be seeing lots of good things coming from our politicians just to deceive us again. Why not create the job before now ? Why always it's when election time comes knocking we see these kind of developments? We have a very big problem in this country. I really don't know who will help us.

Dear Lord,
We commit our Nation Nigeria unto Thee Oh God, heal our Land and touch Your people once again. Let Thy peace reign over our many trouble and bless our leaders with a sense of DIRECTion. Amen.
Good morning NL.

Stewpid writeup.

Actually depends but most time, it's the men cos of the press ups and push ups.