₦airaland Forum

Not everybody with their two eyes wide opened see ooo. Many just ranju rangandan but are very very blind.

The headline should read " How come some people are blind to what Tinubu sees in PMB"?

How on earth is this on front page. Stuffs on FP these days makes NL really annoying. Gosh.

It was my first time on a date at NYSC Camp.. I asked her out and she agreed. We went to maami for a chat. I had just #200 on me, I knew i had to buy us something. As a man I gats plan. I told her to wait for me while I went to buy us drinks..With my N200 I bought 1 can fanta. I took an empty sprite can and poured water direct from the tap into it.. I went back to my lady. A smile appeared on her face as she said: "Oh my gosh, how did you know that sprite is my favorite, I hate fanta... give me sprite".

Immediately my spiritual ears opened and I heard my village people singing
"ITS OUR WORK O".

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He is indeed handsome. Wishing him the very best in his future endeavours.

folake4u:
It's not too late to ask for sense from God.

He giveth freely.

Afolake elenu gboro. Well served.

Wakanda!!!

Gotze
Hart
Walcott
Alves
Mustafi
Bellerin
Too numerous to mention even amongst qualified teams.

*C - O - U - U - U - R - T!!!*

Judge : Why do you want divorce?

Petitioner : My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils and clothes.

Judge: So what's the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to peel it. Before cutting Onions, just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them the eyes won't burn. Before washing utensils just immerse them in water tub for 10 minutes , they can be easily washed. And before washing clothes in Surf, soak them in water for half an hour, all the stains will go away and even hands won't get tired.

Petitioner: I Understood Your honour. I would like to withdraw my petition.

Judge: What have you understood?

Petitioner: That your condition is worse than mine.
Have a wonderful night rest Nairalanders.

This will definitely mark the beginning to an unending crisis in PDP. 2019 will be very sweet.

I wish PDP is brave enough to do this but I seriously doubt that.

*C - O - U - U - U - R - T!!!*

Judge : Why do you want divorce?

Petitioner : My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils and clothes.

Judge: So what's the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to peel it. Before cutting Onions, just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them the eyes won't burn. Before washing utensils just immerse them in water tub for 10 minutes , they can be easily washed. And before washing clothes in Surf, soak them in water for half an hour, all the stains will go away and even hands won't get tired.

Petitioner: I Understood Your honour. I would like to withdraw my petition.

Judge: What have you understood?

Petitioner: That your condition is worse than mine. Don't laff alone. Share.

DonMoga:
OOOOPS WRONG QUESTION

Nah her endowments me dey see? Wetin concern me and the colour?

Some years ago, there was a Mensa convention at IIT Mumbai

Mensa, is an
international organization for people who have an IQ of 150 or higher.

Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe opposite IIT Main Gate...

When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt.

How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand?

Clearly -- this was a job for Mensa minds.

The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer after 60 minutes of loud arguments....
Everything from algorithms to surface tension to granularity was hotly debated...
They then called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their solution.

*"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker contains pepper..."*

But before they could finish, the waitress interrupted & said...

*"Oh -- sorry about that."*

```She leaned over the table, she plucked out the sticker SALT label from the pepper bottle and stuck it on the salt bottle and likewise removed the PEPPER label sticker from salt and pasted it on the pepper.```

There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

*For most of the problems in our lives there are simple solutions,* _*but it is our “Brilliant” minds that complicate every simple solution.*_ *...CHANGE THE STICKERS AND ENJOY LIFE*!!!

*GOOD MORNING*

SirBunky85:
kwankwaso get loyalist for kano wella and ganduje should be careful cuz kwankwaso is too vindictive

Very die hard Kwankwansiya which ofcourse Ganduje was a beneficiary. A sitting governor has his powers too sha.

Pretty sure she'd gladly leave her wedding just to have a fling with him. Very insensitive lady.

BBN has elevated guys we won't ordinary take note on the street. Power of entertainment.

Aswear that could be the end of the wedding. Rubbish!!!

Sunymoore:
No wonder they're are worst organization in the world
What business do the police have in sealing the assembly? This confirms the objection people have in state police..

Police should be on stand to ensure law an order anywhere and anytime in the country. It's true though that state policing would have been worse off as they would have been pawns in the hands of the Governors. Ganduje still enjoy Federal support so it's easy to deploy the police once needed.

Two things are involved in 2019!!!
1. Ganduje not coming back for 2nd term as Governor.
2. Kwankwaso not coming back as Senator if he decided not to pursue his presidential ambition.
One of them must loose power sha. We wait as more drama unfolds.

Fayemi"s nomination is wrongly timed. I don't see him winning. Politics is funny sha. Let's see if they can pull a Fayose also.

BUHARItesticles:
Hahahahaha, APC is very good at give and take politics.

I wonder ooo. Other people no dey ground neh? They just dey recycle known thieves here and there.

ubongokon:
This is a good one, i believe he will be better dat fayemi.


But fayemi must win at all cost

I support APC but I definitely wouldn't want Fayemi to win . What's with recycling failures? He's been there before and didn't really fair well. Let's see what the Prof has to offer too abeg.

Fayemi should just resign already. This is against any form of integrity this government claimed it's running. He has prosecuted the primaries with Government money already, will he still be their until after the elections? That's so wrong.

Presenting Atiku would have shown PDP still do not have what it takes to function as a party. That will end in a colossal failure. Who to field is their number 1 problem now.

carpmam:
This man just earned my respect, they all knew that they have failed us and he was bold enough to acknowledge it. Likes for him abeg

Just campaign for likes for yourself not for Sinator Sheu Sanni.

xynerise:
They are already showing us negative change.

If you believe this country will change for good then don't vote based on tribe and religion.... If not NIGERIA WILL NEVER BE GOOD TILL Armageddon. Yes, I said so.

We're always faced between the demon and deep blue sea. Please tell me why I should vote if PMB is the candidate for APC and Atiku for PDP? We are in rwall deep shit in this country.

Abdulkareem407:
fear don grip the bastard as APC they murder him hope of returning to senate via PDP, watch how he will be loyal to APC this days.

He is just biding his time. Pretty sure he'd soon leave APC.

Flashh:
[color=#151B54]You ought to had said this 2016. It's too late for this talk. APC is useless.[/color]

And PDP is useful abi? Bro, we need a radical change to really salvage this our sinking democracy. All our parties are USELESS!!!

Like say He's exempted! !! Mcheew

mrtomola:
Dis Makoko is always hot. Too much agbero in that area. Just few months ago Commissioner of Police went there himself with convey of red cap (CTU) policemen to arrest over 50 criminals/Terorists in that community in just a day.

People without inside info will come here now to display their folly. How is it possible for NA to just wake up and decide to attack a community? One thing is sure, there's no smoke without fire . I just hope things gets back to normal soonest.