₦airaland Forum

EarthXmetahuman:
It high time we introduced quota system to our national team.


Its a national team not igbo team.

Let's go for the best rather than check the tribes out. Most of our foreign exports are igbos , the reason for their dominance. Let's just hope they get the work done.

PVision2020:
How this guys will survive the onslaught of Modric, Rakitic, kovacic, Madzuki, perisic, Loveren and co still remains a mystery to me.

Anyway let's hope for the best... Go eagles

how the aforementioned will survive the onslaught of Mikel, Nacho, the 3 Moses, Nwobi and an unknown Lokosa still remains a mystery to me too.

oluwaahmed:
He will have to contend with the likes of ihèanachò, Moses, ighodalo. He can do it sha

I really fear for moses as he's been used as a right full back in chelsea. I know we'd have to use him on the wings in Nigeria. How will this affect the team or even him?

It was my first time on a date at NYSC Camp.. I asked her out and she agreed. We went to maami for a chat. I had just #200 on me, I knew i had to buy us something. As a man I gats plan. I told her to wait for me while I went to buy us drinks..With my N200 I bought 1 can fanta. I took an empty sprite can and poured water direct from the tap into it.. I went back to my lady. A smile appeared on her face as she said: "Oh my gosh, how did you know that sprite is my favorite, I hate fanta... give me sprite".

Immediately my spiritual ears opened and I heard my village people singing
"ITS OUR WORK O".

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zombieTRACKER:
One of the Islamic elements spotted

Salam alaekum .....translated as May the Peace of Allah be on you.

Watched the Simy guy on youtube and he's just to rigid to be called into that squad. I'm tipping him to be dropped.

haaaaaaaaa:
Nigeria must win the World cup

I wish but with the players at our disposal, we'd be lucky to make 2nd round. Just check out Argentina and Croatia's squad. We don't even have any fear factor In our squad. Let's hope we'd surprise the world like we did in Atlanta 96.

Junior Lokosa to be the breakout star of the tournament if given the chance.

[quote author=zombieTRACKER post=67602657][/quote]one of the blind men spotted.

Not everybody with their two eyes wide opened see ooo. Many just ranju rangandan but are very very blind.

The headline should read " How come some people are blind to what Tinubu sees in PMB"?

How on earth is this on front page. Stuffs on FP these days makes NL really annoying. Gosh.

It was my first time on a date at NYSC Camp.. I asked her out and she agreed. We went to maami for a chat. I had just #200 on me, I knew i had to buy us something. As a man I gats plan. I told her to wait for me while I went to buy us drinks..With my N200 I bought 1 can fanta. I took an empty sprite can and poured water direct from the tap into it.. I went back to my lady. A smile appeared on her face as she said: "Oh my gosh, how did you know that sprite is my favorite, I hate fanta... give me sprite".

Immediately my spiritual ears opened and I heard my village people singing
"ITS OUR WORK O".

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He is indeed handsome. Wishing him the very best in his future endeavours.

folake4u:
It's not too late to ask for sense from God.

He giveth freely.

Afolake elenu gboro. Well served.

Wakanda!!!

Gotze
Hart
Walcott
Alves
Mustafi
Bellerin
Too numerous to mention even amongst qualified teams.

*C - O - U - U - U - R - T!!!*

Judge : Why do you want divorce?

Petitioner : My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils and clothes.

Judge: So what's the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to peel it. Before cutting Onions, just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them the eyes won't burn. Before washing utensils just immerse them in water tub for 10 minutes , they can be easily washed. And before washing clothes in Surf, soak them in water for half an hour, all the stains will go away and even hands won't get tired.

Petitioner: I Understood Your honour. I would like to withdraw my petition.

Judge: What have you understood?

Petitioner: That your condition is worse than mine.
Have a wonderful night rest Nairalanders.

This will definitely mark the beginning to an unending crisis in PDP. 2019 will be very sweet.

I wish PDP is brave enough to do this but I seriously doubt that.

*C - O - U - U - U - R - T!!!*

Judge : Why do you want divorce?

Petitioner : My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils and clothes.

Judge: So what's the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to peel it. Before cutting Onions, just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them the eyes won't burn. Before washing utensils just immerse them in water tub for 10 minutes , they can be easily washed. And before washing clothes in Surf, soak them in water for half an hour, all the stains will go away and even hands won't get tired.

Petitioner: I Understood Your honour. I would like to withdraw my petition.

Judge: What have you understood?

Petitioner: That your condition is worse than mine. Don't laff alone. Share.

DonMoga:
OOOOPS WRONG QUESTION

Nah her endowments me dey see? Wetin concern me and the colour?

Some years ago, there was a Mensa convention at IIT Mumbai

Mensa, is an
international organization for people who have an IQ of 150 or higher.

Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe opposite IIT Main Gate...

When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt.

How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand?

Clearly -- this was a job for Mensa minds.

The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer after 60 minutes of loud arguments....
Everything from algorithms to surface tension to granularity was hotly debated...
They then called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their solution.

*"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker contains pepper..."*

But before they could finish, the waitress interrupted & said...

*"Oh -- sorry about that."*

```She leaned over the table, she plucked out the sticker SALT label from the pepper bottle and stuck it on the salt bottle and likewise removed the PEPPER label sticker from salt and pasted it on the pepper.```

There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

*For most of the problems in our lives there are simple solutions,* _*but it is our “Brilliant” minds that complicate every simple solution.*_ *...CHANGE THE STICKERS AND ENJOY LIFE*!!!

*GOOD MORNING*

SirBunky85:
kwankwaso get loyalist for kano wella and ganduje should be careful cuz kwankwaso is too vindictive

Very die hard Kwankwansiya which ofcourse Ganduje was a beneficiary. A sitting governor has his powers too sha.

Pretty sure she'd gladly leave her wedding just to have a fling with him. Very insensitive lady.

BBN has elevated guys we won't ordinary take note on the street. Power of entertainment.

Aswear that could be the end of the wedding. Rubbish!!!

Sunymoore:
No wonder they're are worst organization in the world
What business do the police have in sealing the assembly? This confirms the objection people have in state police..

Police should be on stand to ensure law an order anywhere and anytime in the country. It's true though that state policing would have been worse off as they would have been pawns in the hands of the Governors. Ganduje still enjoy Federal support so it's easy to deploy the police once needed.

Two things are involved in 2019!!!
1. Ganduje not coming back for 2nd term as Governor.
2. Kwankwaso not coming back as Senator if he decided not to pursue his presidential ambition.
One of them must loose power sha. We wait as more drama unfolds.

Fayemi"s nomination is wrongly timed. I don't see him winning. Politics is funny sha. Let's see if they can pull a Fayose also.

BUHARItesticles:
Hahahahaha, APC is very good at give and take politics.

I wonder ooo. Other people no dey ground neh? They just dey recycle known thieves here and there.