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Jokes Etc / The Scientist by Yeanca(f): 10:19am On Mar 15, 2008 |
God was sitting in heaven one day wen a scientist said 2 Him:"God we don't nid u anymore,science has finally figured out a way 2 create life out of nothing >in other words,we can now do wat u did in d beginning" "Oh,is dat so?Tell me , "replies God. "Well," says d scientist,"we can take dust nd form it into d likeness of U nd breathe life into it,thus creating man" "well,dat's very interesting, show Me." So d scientist bends down 2 d earth nd starts 2 mold d soil into d shape of a man "NO,no,no, "interrupts God,"Get ur own dust". |
Jokes Etc / God Nd D Scientist by Yeanca(f): 9:45am On Mar 15, 2008 |
God was sitting in heaven one day wen a scientist said 2 Him:"God we don't nid u anymore,science has finally figured out a way 2 create life out of nothing >in other words,we can now do wat u did in d beginning" "Oh,is dat so?Tell me , "replies God. "Well," says d scientist,"we can take dust nd form it into d likeness of U nd breathe life into it,thus creating man" "well,dat's very interesting, show Me." So d scientist bends down 2 d earth nd starts 2 mold d soil into d shape of a man "NO,no,no, "interrupts God,"Get ur own dust". |
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