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Why naa? RIP

Na wao! Since how many weeks

Oh! Am the first to comment. I didn't even notice that.
Baba, I thought You are meant to be seriously working on ur angelic ministers list. Why the travel now?
Remember, after the reggae play the blues!...
#i smell economic meltdown;Africa2016

I thought you said amazingly?

Two studio rats

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thomasthomas:
Yes, you are right! He transformed Akwa Ibom so well that his family couldn't live here and also he couldn't get a world class medical attention in the numerous 'world class' hospitals he built.

You are indeed very clever.

Arrant nonsense. Go and bundle his family back naa

MosakuAW:
Shame on my country called Nigeria!

We keep celebrating theives.

What happen to the multi-million naira hospital he commissioned months back, why cant he be treated there.

This is serious. Like You are paid

Sappyman:
The greatest thief of our time. Please help me ask him why did he go abroad for treatment when he claimed to built a world class hospital in Akwa Ibom. All SCAM.

What is actually wrong with Nigerians?

Atmmachine:
Sick Ram.

Animal

tabisegroup:
1. Jamaica can never forget = BOB
MARLEY

2. America can never forget = MICHEAL
JACKSON

3. South Africa can never forget =
MANDELA

4. Argentina can never forget =
MARADONA

5. England can never forget = QUEEN
ELIZABETH

6. Nigeria can never forget
who.......

Fela naa

He should go for chinese since he will be traveling to china. But, that's if he can endure and learn the language cos I know it's not an easy task. #allthebest

omoteamac:
I need where I can learn the Chinese language in Lagos

Anybody who knows should please tell me

Easy school of language Yaba. Close to alakpomeji bus stop. Am currently studying chinese there too.

Change; I hope this is actually what APC meant.

signature2012:
Those guys are criminal,a very big one.
I had an encounter with one of them 2007,it was a very big drama that ended it.Was coming from alausa from job hurting,I was using this nokia that has orange light @ both side when you press any key on the phone(Nokia 350i,not to sure of the name again).I got to ikeja,this young guy approach me with Sony Ericsson K75i,the phone was the one in vogue then,he told me buy phone,is very cheap,i was like bros,i get phone,i no dey buy.He followed me,he said guy,just any amount,i will sell for you,i said ok.I ask him,how much,he said 5k,i told him I only have 1,500 with me,and that was the only cash I was having at that moment,he said the money was too small,he now asked,which phone am I using,i showed him my nokia phone,he now said I should give him my phone + the 1,500 to enable me have the Sony Ericsson,i was like,correct,this guy don fall mugu.
I told him to give me his phone so that I can check if is ok,he gave me the phone,i checked,he even played ronaldinho video for me,was so excited with all the skills,dribble ronaldinho was displaying.I gave him his phone back,he also requested to check mine,he liked it also,@least we have both checked our phones,so the deal is about closing.I collected back my nokia phone and removed my sim,gave him the phone + 1500,he gave me the Sony Ericsson,was so happy,@least if I enter hood for ares with this phone,my paddies go dey feel am.I opened the back case of that phone to insert my sim,o boy!fear grip me!na confirm apku(fufu) dey inside,i looked up,my guy don jaaaa,kai I don fall mugu,me wey be waffi boy,we no dey carry last,b4 I knew it,people around me were just laughing,u be JJC,i say no,na lasgidi dey born me o,i no just come o.My phone,my cash all gone.I stood there for about 5mins,cracking my brain,cox if I reach house tell my senior ones say one guy do this for me,d kind slap and insults I go receive no go get part 2.I was so confuse,wont even be able to recognize the guy if I see him again.
Something just move me a little,as I was approaching the bridge @ oba akran,another guy approach me again,buy phone,guy buy phone,i no talk,i look the guy with bad eye,e just be like say make I wooz hin face,but I dare not,the guy tall,black,get muscular,i just bone am.I got to under the bridge met some policemen,I ask one of them I needed to see the OC(officer in charge),i met him,told him was happened,he just laugh,he said me sef don fall mugu,i told him I don't know he his a thief,he now asked him,do I know the guy,i said yes in affirmative,he said correct.He ask me,where is the guy now,i don't just know how it happened,my hand just rise and my finger was pointed to the 2nd guy that approach me after my phone and money enter voice mail.He said I should go gently,that they will be following to avoid the guy seeing them,he said when I get to him,i should grip him down,i said officer,this guy na man o,i no fit grip am,and truly this guy dey very huge.He said that is the only option I have,otherwise they won't be able to arrest him and get my phone and money.I look up,i look down,i say God go with me,this is almost about death and life,i just got the courage,walked to him gently,and thank God he was backing my direction,i kept moving with a heavy heart beat,i moved and got to where he was grabbed the guy from back,thank God for watching a wrestling fight a day b4 that day,i carried him,not minding how big he was,nack the guy for ground gbosa,gripped his neck,he was shouting wetin I do u,!wetin I do u!!The policemen just catch am,gave him better slap,me sef with annoyance give thunderous slap too,he was moved to their vehicle.The crowd that gather that day,it was as if a movie was been acted.I was so happy,as in,i just be like super star.
We all got to the policemen vehincle,he was thrown inside and was hand cuffed,i was like correct.The OC now asked him,where is this boy phone that you collected,he said is not me o,is kabiru that collected the phone,i said correct.The OC then face and ask me,who collected my phone,i told the policeman,they are all together,he must know the whereabout of the guy that collected my phone even though I never met them both.To my dismay,this guy used his phone to call the guy that obtained me,that he should bring my phone and money now now o,that have arrested him,if not,he will bring the policemen to his house.As I heard that,i was just smiling,so happy...........The said guy brought my phone and money,he stood very far away,and called the arrested guy,the policeman sighted him where he was,he dropped my phone and money on the floor and ran away,one of the officer wentt there to pick the money and phone,i was just jubilating,dancing and was so excited.The arrested guy question me with anger that why did I have to lie on me for duping,stealing my phone and money,i told him straight to his face...I said,some of us sharp pass una,but we dey take am do legitimate deals,that is the head of the people he has duped in past that is catching him,he was so angry,he could not do anything,his hand were already hand cuffed.I gave the OC 200 for a well done job,and he warn me never ever to buy things on the street, ever since then,i don't try that shit again.

Strong man

Heazy2015:
I had been usiing my Blackberry Bold 5. I think. One
of those camera phones and it was clear that The Lord
wanted me to upgrade. A new year beckoned and I wanted to
enter it with one of those phones that used stylus and were
y’know big. So, ladies and gentlemen, I proceeded to proceed to
Computer Village to make my dream a reality. I had with me
my old phone and about N10, 000. The plan of course was to
do a swap, add some cash and get the precious Q10. Gosh, I
was so excited.

That’s how I got there with my own two legs and saw those
guys that sell phones on the street. Asked one if he had the
phone o, he said yes. Can’t remember his name sha, but he sha
showed me the Q10. I played with it, even made a demo call
and all to be sure it worked. Baba took me off the street saying,
“We can’t do business here o, before these agberos will ask you
to settle them”. So, he took me to a shed. All this while, he
wrapped the Q10 in a white handkerchief saying he didn’t
want it to scratch and that’s how he keeps his phones. Me that I
wasn’t even paying attention. I was just excited ‘cos my level
was about to change. Nigga just give me phone, abeg.

So, we’re chilling in this shed, negotiating. He says I’m going
to have to give up my phone and cash. I’m like, “How much?”
He says like N15, 000. I’m like, “Just look at this scam. I’ll
give you N10, 000 last.” He mutters some shot and agrees. He
takes my phone to check it. He then tells me he’s going to stop
a bike for me so that no agberos will disturb me immediately
we’re done. I’m like Okak. He takes the N10, 000, counts it
and then gets a bike for me. He tells me not to stop o because
these agberos. So he hands me the handkerchief.

Men and brethren, I got on this bike so excited and told the
bike man, “Go go go, don’t stop!!!”

The bike man took me to Allen avenue before I came down. I
held on to this handkerchief like my life depended on it. Fam, I
was a big boy now. They were going to respect me now. I had
officially arrived. Do they know those of us that have Q10?
Shiiii.

So I said, let me check my phone jare. I unwrapped the hanky.
Children of God, I unwrapped the hanky – and looking at me
in all it’s glory was a bright white bar of B29 soap. I looked at
the soap, the soap looked at me…I looked at the soap. I poked
the soap. Maybe this was a case for the phone. I turned the
soap over. No buttons, No screen. I was weak, guys. I was
weak. I stood there for some minutes staring at this soap.
Look. I took the quickest bike back to Computer Village. Of
course, it was instinct. I didn’t see the seller. I still had the
bloody soap. One idiot there now asked me, “Broda, why you
dey para? Dem no give you the cream wey dey follow the
soap?”

Ladies and gentlemen, I had sold my phone and paid extra
N10, 000 for B29 soap (with no accompanying cream). That’s
most likely the most expensive B29 soap in the history of
Nigeria.

I Have to borrow my aunts phone for the main time


You can as well share Ur own experience too

Hei! You can lie ee!

tolababa:
vaseline kwa!!

Nodu Ebe a afu

E

End time

Na distressed jeans joor

Oh! You like Making FP? Me I prefer making money

Vaseline crew, where Una dey?

Rochas, go and settle your people. Your redemption is not in Abuja. Let the Change you are ranting start with you.

K oo

Hmmmm

Thank God

ladyF:
Lmao 8 what?

Too small?

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Him na celeb?

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