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The guy thinks that you will steal him from his wife

It's not all about studying engineering but it's about getting a job after you have studied it.

Negligence... Nigeria and corrective maintenance... RIP.. They have to pay heavily

Consray:
oh my world! those little little demon hmmm

i'm the fastest man alive i'm faster than flash... We'av derailed from this topic oo.. I was just kidding

Ibok girls

Consray:
seriously which part of the of the country are you? Coz here in Enugu we sleep with our two eyes shut

don't get too comfortable cuz u hv to use one eye to catch a mosquito

No wonder him mouth black

Consray:
lolz this dude you are not gonna kill me. Are you the securityguard in your compound?

nah.. I was just kidding around... I just don't feel like sleeping

If u just hear or see "nuhu" know say na them

Consray:
Aren't you in Nigeria?

i'm in Nigeria but i have to sleep late cuz i need to make sure that i don't hear any footstep in the compound.. Lol.

RIP...

Moral lesson: never go against the govt. If u don't have backup

Consray:
And have a blissful night rest dear

i'm nt sleeping yet it's way too early.. I'm still around doing some thing things

The equality for america d baffle me if na naija here the people wey catch as go take selfie with am

Chei chei chei

Consray:
lol

it'z already 12:30 i hv to roll i'av fulfilled my mission which is to put a smile on the face of someone(not just any1 but sum1 unique).. Farewell miss.consray

This one is a special case.

God please pick up my call

Consray:
lolz are you serious?

i'm as serious as the Nigerian budget.

Africa, africa which way?

HungerBAD:
Reading.

goodluck me, i don push

Dah.. That stuff long even the things wey them the talk about buhari and en govt. never long reach like that.

Consray:
waaw!

i just saw that u were born on nairaland on the 16th of dec. Can we be friends before 12:30a.m so that before the 16th of dec. I'll bake u a cake.

Over here in my country it happens like this;
them send you give me?, thunda fire u.. Dem don expose u today. I go kill u today

Consray:
You need to see this big smile on ma face right now

i always love to see smiles on peoples faces it speaks more about them than their appearance.

Consray:
smile

i'll finish u dz night... In the word "smile" the "s" means "superb" and that's how u look

This one weak me 53 women... Unfaithful women be infecting their husbands with the virus since 17AD

Moral lesson; always go for HIV test atleast 2 times in a month

Consray:
hmmm ok ooo

by the way your signature is

Consray:
hmmm ok ooo

let me tease u small... In the abbreviation "hmmm" the "h" means "harmony" and that's what u bring to nairaland

ggrin:
who's this one?

the guy from the other room

Consray:
hey dude don't lie......i'm not gonna tell mummy......

i hate lies it pisses me off... Anyways, if i were a judge i would tell the man to do them back in like manner

ufuosman:
D family of this man need to demand for 50million

lol i laugh u in chinese "xhdmwhamr".. 50million for which country?, u don forget were u dey?

dafeyankee:
Ohhh.

Arrest all the police men that did this.

are you a learner? Or are you a foreigner?