₦airaland Forum

seanwilliam:
is there where u work?

...WORK DERE KEE, I DEY PART OF THE CHILDREN WEY GO BENEFIT FROM D 700K SEF, IF NA THAT ONE YOU WAN HEAR...
OYA LAUGH AGAIN...

Oizee:
someone secret can never be safe with you...... Who asked you for this unnecessary narrations?

.. SAME AS YOUR MUM'S OWN WASN'T SAFE WITH ME, COS I KNEW SHE GAVE YOU TO ANOTHER MAN INSTEAD OF YOUR BIOLOGICAL DAD AND I JUST LEAKED IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW..
PLEASE DONT TELL HER I TOLD YOU OO.. AND DONT HARM HER ABEG... 🤣😂🤣

... INSECURITY EVERY SECOND, EVERY MINUTE, EVERY HOUR, EVERY DAY, EVERY WEEK, EVERY MONTH AND EVERY YEAR...
R. I. P TO THE DEAD ANYWAY...
NA GOD FIT HELP US...

.. NA TILL ETERNITY YOU WAN USE AM NI,... COS DESE ONE WEY YOU DEY TALK SAY NA D ONE WEY GO LAST YOU U DEY FIND..... AND WHY MUST IT BE 700K PRECISELY.. I NO GET!!!
BRO CARRY DIS 700K GO MODUPE COLE(ORPHANAGE HOME) IN FRONT OF ST. FINBARRS COLLEGE AKOKA, LAGOS..
I ASSURE YOU THEIR JOY AND HAPPINESS GO LAST YOU LONGER THAN THE JOY OF OWNING THAT FONE WILL GIVE YOU...
GIVE IT A TRY BRO...
YOU WILL COME BACK HERE AND LOOK FOR ME I SWEAR...

anonimi:
Is it possible for you to avoid typing in ALL CAPS?
IT'S LIKE SCREAMING AND DIFFICULT TO READ

THE REASON AM USING THE CAPS IS TO GET ATTENTION OF YOU MADFUCKS THAT IS IRRITATED WITH THINGS THAT DOESNT BUG OR CONCERN DEM.. HOW IS THAT YA PROBLEM PLEASE TELL ME..!!!
AND WITH WHAT HAVE SEEN... AV SUCCEEDED IN GETTING ONE WHICH HAPPENS TO BE YOU... 🤣😅

egojeny1:
Pls mention some of the IT courses that are high in demand.
Also, what is SYSCO?

SO NA CISCO DIS GUY TURN TO SYSCO...
YOU DON GET REAL ADVISER OOO.

oluwaseyi0:
Your see finish no be here

Na people like you some people fast and pray never to have as acquittance, friends, circle, family or even enemy

Cho Cho cho

.. NA DAT SAME CHO CHO CHO I TAKE GET FRIENDS, PARTNERS, GOOD FAMILY, CIRCLE OF GREAT FRIENDS HOME AND ABROAD PASS ALL YOUR GENERATIONS.... GO GOOGLE MY SURNAME, YOU GO SEE SAY ME AND YOU NO DEY SAME LEAGUE... COS I COME HERE CON FREESTYLE... NO CHECK AM OOO... I PASS YA GENERATIONS DEM LEAGUE OOO BRODA.. I SWEAR...

... I NO UNDERSTAND UNA FAMILY OO, MAKE UNA GO BURY UNA DEAD NOW, CALCULATE ALL D 2K PER DAY WEY UNA DON SPEND SINCE ALL DIS TIME... NA WAH OOO... NASO OGUN STATE PROMISE US SAY DEM GO FUND THE BURIAL OF MY COUSIN (LT. GEN DIYA)...
WE NO EVEN LOOK DERE SIDE.. WE TOLD THEM TO GO AND DO WHATEVER DEY LIKE IN GOVERNMENT HOUSE FOR OGUN STATE OR WHEREVER...NA WE DO OUR THING.... WHY UNA GO DEY RELY ON GOVERNMENT... CLOSE TO A YEAR... HAA NA WA OO.. DIS MAN GO DON VEX I SWEAR FOR WHERE IN DEY IN BTW..!!!

GeneralPula:
Mtchew..

.. WETIN DEY PAIN YOU LIKE DIS😂🤣😂...
NO BE EVERYONE DEY PRIVILEGED NAU..
I THANK GOD FOR MY LIFE SHA...
BAD BELLE...!!!

.. WELLIDONEE... CONGRATS...

.... ITZ GONEEEE

... OMO NA BANDITS DEY GIVE ORDER WEY BE SAY NA OUR PRESIDO SUPPOSE GIVE TO DEM... OMOO NA SIGN WEY DEY BIBLE ABOUT END OF THE WORLD BE DIS OOO... MAKE I DEY PREPARE MYSELF DOWN BE DAT OOO..

.. DIS ONE GO COME GO TIKTOK DEY FLASH WETIN SHE STEAL DEY TAKE POST, DEY TAKE SWAG HER FRIENDS AND HER DICKS.. BETTER BATTERED BEATING WEY SHE GO NURSE FOR LIKE 6MONTHS NA IM I GO GIVE AM, I NO GO REPORT AM FOR POLICE I SWEAR..

... ABEG MAKE GAS STATION NO COME TO US FOR NAIJA OO, DIS ONE WEY WE DEY GO BUY FOR GAS STATIONS AND DEPOTS SEF, WE KNOW HOW MANY LIVES DON LOSS.... SO MAKE NAIJA GAS TANKERS OR MOBILE STATIONS NO CON DEY COME MEET US OOOO. OMOOO DIS OUR POPULATION WEY DEY ALWAYS FREAK US, E GO BE LIKE 1 LOCAL GOVERNMENT COMBINED... ABEG OO.. MAKE UNA NO ADOPT DIS ONE OOO, COS 1 DICKHEAD GOVERNOR ETC FIT WAN GO TRY ADOPT DIS ONE NAU...

... OMO SEE WETIN MY UNBORN CHILDREN WAN FACE FOR DIS COUNTRY, ME WE DEY RUGGED SEF DEY NO FOR BODY WETIN DIS BASTARDS DEY DO US FOR DIS COUNTRY... OMO MAKE I DEY CRY DOWN FOR DEM OOO, SO THAT DERE OWN CRY NO GO TOO PLENTY WEN TIME COME FOR DEM TO FACE AM...

... HOW DIS MAN DEY TAKE SLEEP, NA ONLY GOD KNOW, IF I GET ORDINARY 100 OR 200 K, WEY I FIT SPEND AS I LIKE, NA HOW TO WAKE UP AND START SPENDING IT GO DEY MY MIND... TALKLESS OF HAVING BILLIONS OF NAIRA... OMOOOO... WELL I WILL GET THERE SHA IN GOD'S NAME... NA BECAUSE I NEVA REACH DERE...

... YA OWN GLASSES NA NEW MODEL JARE, NO BE THAT ONE WEY YA PAPA DEY WEAR... SHA TELL AM MAKE E CLEAN AM OR CHARGE AM MAKE E FULL BEFORE E SIGN RUBBISH FOR CHINA OOO...

.. SHA WEAR YA LATEST MODEL OF JIGI BOLA(GLASSES) BEFORE YOU SIGN RUBBISH FOR DERE, I GO CONTINUE TO DEY SHOUT MY OWN OOO COS YOU DIS MANNNN...
WE NO UNDERSTAND YOU OOOO...

.. THUNDER FIRE THAT YA MOUTH, HOW MANY PEOPLE DEY LIVE LAVISHLY FOR SOKOTO SEF, POLITICIANS WEY DEY SLEEP INSIDE CHAMBER DOING NOTHING DEY EARN BILLIONS,UNA NO LOOK DERE SIDE, SEE ME I NEVER WORK OO SINCE DAY 1 OF MY LIFE AND I DEY LIVE OVERLAVISHLY AND NA LAGOS I DEY,CON CARRY ME YOU HEAR...
DICKHEAD!!!

.. SHA USE THE LATEST MODEL OF YOUR JIGI BOLA(GLASSES), MAKE YOU SEE WETIN YOU DEY SIGN UP AND DOWN FOR THAT PLACE.. I GO CONTINUE TO DEY SHOUT OOO, MAKE E NO BE SAY NA MY PIKIN DEM GO GO DEY WASH DERE TOILET FOR 1 CHINCO NUCLEAR PLANT IN THE YEAR 2040,ABEG OOO..
MR PRESIDO... ABEG OOOO, EHN EHN...

... WETIN UNA EXPECT, MAKE HIM TALK SAY NA IM GIVE DEM AUTHORIZATION NI??
PERSON WEY STEAL WEY DEM CATCH WITH KOROKORO EYES SEF DEY TALK SAY NA DEVIL DO AM TALKLESS OF PERSON WEY UNA NO CATCH FOR THE FILM...

... SHA WEAR YA LATEST JIGI BOLA GLASSES.. NOBODY GO PACKAGE YOU IF YOU FALL DOWN FOR CHINCO STAIRCASE OOO....
I DEY CARING OO, SO I DON TALK MY OWN AND NA SINCE MORING I DON DEY TALK AM...
GOD AND NAIRALANDERS ARE MY WITNESSES OOO.

.. NA CREAM WEY SHE DEY USE DAT TIME WEN SHE DEY IN VOGUE CAUSE ALL DIS AFTERMATH EFFECT, SHE USED TO LIVE IN MY FAMILY'S HOUSE(LT.GEN OLADIPUPO DIYA FAMILY HOUSE) AT ABULE IJESHA YABA, CLOSE TO YABATECH AND UNILAG AND EVEN OWNED A BOUTIQUE(BUKKIES) AT FOLA-AGORO, CLOSE TO AKOKA,SOMOLU AS AT THAT TIME... I KNOW HER WELLA... NA TRYING TO STAY BEAUTIFUL MAKE AUNTIE BUKKY GO EXTRA MILE, NA THE EFFECT BE THAT... AUNTY BUKKY, HOPE YOU ARE GOOD, I CHOP YA MONEY EVEN THOUGH NA YA MAN FRIEND, OBESERE THE FUJI MUSICIAN DEY SORT ME THAT TIME WEN HE COMES CALLING IN THE MIDNIGHT...

.. SHA WEAR YA LATEST MODEL OF JIGI BOLA, MAKE U SEE WELLA WETIN YOU GO SIGN FOR THAT PLACE... I DON TALK MY OWN OWN...!!!

... I THINK I SAID SOMETHING LIKE DIS 2 OR 3 DAYS AGO... GOOD DECISION BRO...

... WHATS ALL DIS UNA DEY ALWAYS BRING COME DIS PLACE SEF... GO SEARCH FOR IM HANDLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS AND ADVISE HIM NOW... UNA GO COME HERE CON DEY WRITE ESSAY WEY UNA NO FIT WRITE WHEN UNA DEY SCHOOL... HIS STATEMENT WEY WE DON YARN ABOUT WHEN HE SAID IT LAST WEEK, YOU CON DEY BRING COME HERE AGAIN TODAY... ADESANYA STATEMENT REALLY DEY "" TOUCHnFOLLOW "" YOU OO I SWEAR..

SHA OPEN YA EYES WELL WELL WHEN DEM WAN TROWAY D 21 GUN SALUTE FOR YOU, AND ALSO WHEN YOU WAN SIGN DOSE PAPERS, HOPE SAY NA THE LATEST MODEL OF YOUR JIGI BOLA YOU CARRY GO CHINA SHA

Zonefree:
He gave the girl N5M and gave the Church N105M.

Moral of the story;
We don't value education in Nigeria.

YOU WEY VALUE EDUCATION, GO DONATE ANYTHING WEY YOU SEF GET TO YA FORMER SCHOOL NOW, ABI NO BE ONE SCHOOL YOU TAKE COMOT... UNA GO JUST OPEN MOUTH DEY CRITICISE PEOPLE NOT LOOKING AT YASELF...

DeeScan:
Google that ... I ain't Jamaican ..


KNUCKLEHEAD!!

I KNOW YOU AINT JAMAICAN BUT A MADMANCAN, THATS WHY AM STILL ASKING YOU NOW TO TELL ME COS A MADMAN LIKE WILL STILL REPLY ME WHICH AM STILL EXPECTING OKAY...
MADHEAD!!!

... AS LONG AS YOU ARE HAPPY, WE ARE HAPPY FOR YOU ALSO REGARDLESS WHETHER YOU DIDNT COME TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE... YOUR HAPPINESS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING HERE... SO CONGRATS...

DeeScan:
patois is the language.. I don't need googlebto know that .


FUCKFACE!!!

LOVE DAT MY STUDENT, YOUR ANSWER WAS VERY QUICK... CAN YOU NOW GO ON AND TELL ME WHAT MAKES THEM DIFFERENT IN TERMS OF THEIR WAY OF LIFE COMPARED TO OTHER JAMAICANS THAT AINT RASTAFARI'S..🤣😅🤣😂
BOMBHEAD.

... OMO MAKE UNA SHUT UP JARE PDP NWC OR NA WETIN BE UNA NAME SEF, NA ONTOP PAPER UNA GO DEY MAKE MOUTH, IF THAT MEETING COME NOW, NA TO CARRY WIKE GO CLOSED DOOR GO DEY BEG SAY MAKE E NO DEY PUT UNA YANSH OUTSIDE AGAIN, UNA NO GO LET REPORTERS OR JOURNALISTS CAPTURE THE MOMENT, TO SUSPEND UNA NO GO SUSPEND AM, TO MAKE HIM RETRACT AND APOLOGISE FOR HIS LOOSE STATEMENTS AGAINST THE ALMIGHTY GOVERNORS, NA ZERO.... AT THE END OF THE DAY UNA GO COME OUT CON TELL US SOMETHING LIKE DIS AND I QUOTE="PDP IS A BIG AND HAPPY FAMILY, EVEN FAMILY MEMBERS FIGHT AND RESOLVE THEM, WE HAVE RESOLVED THE DIFFERENCES, AND PDP IS BACK AND STRONGER..."....END OF QUOTE....