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Breh .. rastafari is a religion not a language ..

.ASSWIPE!!!!

CONTINUE TO GOOGLE, I DON GIVE YOU ASSIGNMENT FOR THE REST OF YA EXISTENCE🤣😂, WAITING FOR YA ANSWER... DICKHEAD..!!!

... UNA WELCOME OOO...HMMM..

... RIP MA... MAMA FMR PRESIDO..

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what's rastafari

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GO ASK BOB MARLEY.. OR PETER TOSH..

[quote author=sprints1 post=131825093 HMM.. OKAY!!!

... MY ENGLISH, YOUR PROBLEM ALSO.. NO BE EVERBODY GET BRAIN... YOU HAVE EXHIBITED DAT BY MENTIONING ME... NO START WETIN YOU NO FIT FINISH... I NO DEY YA LEAGUE... NO CHECK AM... OR ELSE I GO DUST YOU DOWN HERE.... calm down sir nobody dey fight you in capital letters... Her pidgin her problem[/quote]

.. WHAT'S THE FUSS ABOUT THAT, I CAN SPEAK AMERICAN ENGLISH FLUENTLY ALSO, I CAN SPEAK BRITISH ENGLISH ALSO FLUENTLY,I CAN ALSO SPEAK IN JAMAICAN TONGUE(RASTAFARI) FLUENTLY, AND HAVE NEVER BEEN TO DIS 3 COUNTRIES, OUR BRAIN CAN DO SO MANY THINGS IF WE HARNESS IT THE WAY IT WAS STRUCTURED , WHETHER SHE WAS THE ONE THAT SAID THOSE WORDS OR NOT, I DONT CARE... BUT AM CATEGORICALLY TELLING YOU ITS 100 PERCENT POSSIBLE IT MIGHT COME FROM HER... AND SHE CAME FROM D CARIBBEAN... SO CARIBBEAN PIDGIN DEY DERE MOUTH WELLA....ITS HOW YOU USE YA BRAIN, YA BRAIN GO TAKE RESPOND TO YOU...

... MAKE DIS MAN VISIT LOCALS FOR RURAL AREAS/URBAN AREAS MAKE E SEE 1ST HAND POVERTY AND IN DOING SO DEPOSIT SOME TOKEN INTO EACH FAMILY'S ACCOUNT BUT ALL DIS VISIT TO GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, STAKEHOLDERS ETC....EVEN THE YOUTHS IN QUESTION NA GOVERNMENT PLANTED YOUTHS... NA FOR DERE OWN PERSONAL GAINS....I SWEAR...

.. OYINBO NO VEX, OUR LEADERS NO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BTW THE 2..NO FOLLOW DEM TALK... IF DEM BORN DEM WELL.. MAKE DEM COMOT 1 HAIR FOR YOUR BODY...!!! WHY I DEY CAP SEF... DEM SEF NO D REPERCUSSION... MUMU DEM... UNA GO JUST DEY DISGRACE DIS OUR COUNTRY...

... SHEY D PDP WEY IM DON ALREADY DESTROY BEFORE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OR WHICH OTHER PDP DEY WEY YOU DEY TALK...
OGA SHIFT MAKE WE SEE FRONT... WHEN HE DEY DESTROY UNA BIT BY BIT, UNA NO FIT TALK... NA NOW WEY UNA Wn FLEX MUSCLE... NAU WEY HIM DON DEY ABUJA... I PITY UNA...
WIKE DON COMOT FOR UNA LEAGUE TEY TEY..

... QUE CERA CERA...

... IF NOT BECAUSE NA YOU DELIVER ME AND MY 2 ELDER SISTERS IN THE 80'S AND MY MUM SPOKE WELL ABOUT YOU DURING HER LIFETIME, I FOR BLAST YOU BUT I WILL HONOR MY MUM ON DIS COS SHE'S LATE...

.. NAIJA POLICE UNA DON START.. NA NOW I KNOW D REASON WHY COMIC SKIT MAKERS DEY USE UNA UNIFORM ETC DO COMEDY SKIT... NA EVERYTIME UNA DEY ALWAYS AMUSE US FOR DIS COUNTRY... WHICH ONE BE OVERTHROW TINUBU AGAIN NAU... ME AND MY GUYS BEEN PROTEST FOR MY AREA... NOBODY MOTIVATED US, WE WOKE UP THAT MORNING AND WE DID VIDEO POURING OUR HEARTS OUT AND WE SNT IT TO SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS.. . NOBODY TOLD US TO DO WHAT WE DID.. NA WETIN WE DEY FACE WE VOICE OUT...

... UNA NO SHOW US DOSE OLD PANS AND OLD HOUSES... NA WHERE TALL BUILDINGS, COMPANIES DEY UNA DEY SHOW, IBADAN WEY I DON GO WELLA.. PHOTOGRAPHER YOU DO WELL..

... AFTER GOING TO TURKEY, SHA SACK YA AGENT OR WHOEVER DEY DAT YA MANAGEMENT TEAM....I NO EVEN WAN KNOW WHETHER NA YOU CAUSE AM OR NA DEM... SHA RELIEVE DEM.... . SEE WHERE EUROPE'S HOTTEST STRIKER WAN END UP FOR 1 YEAR, DEAD PLAYERS SEF STILL GO BIGGER CLUBS... NA JUJU BE DIS OOO

... SUMMON WHO!!!? MAKE UNA DEY PLAY... SHEY WIKE EVEN SEE DEM AT ALL NI, TALKLESS OF HONOURING DERE SUMMON... NA TODAY DEM JUST KNOW SAY WIKE IS GONEEEEE, NA TO KILL PDP FINISH NA IM BE IM ASSIGNMENT INSIDE DIS GOVERNMENT... DAT MINISTER OF FCT NA JST CAMOUFLAGE....

... WHEN DOSE WEY SUPPOSE DEY DO THE FACT CHECKING, MONITORING TOURS ETC ARE NOT DOING DERE JOB AND SOMEONE IS JUST SITTED IDLY COLLECTING AC INSIDE OFFICE DEY MONITOR STAFFS FOR ASO ROCK WITH CCTV AND ALSO COMING TO SURULERE CLUB EVERY WEEK TO PLAY AND DRINK BEER WITH OLD TIME FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES... WETIN YOU EXPECT... HE WAS TOLD BY HIS DOCTOR TO DO MORE EXERCISE... ABEG COME CHECK THE ROAD WEY DIS CONTRACTORS DEY DO FOR ABULE-IJESHA/ABULE OJA, CLOSE TO UNILAG ROAD, YABA, LAGOS JARE... DIS CONTRACTORS ARE TOO SLOW JOOR GBAJA... UP I.C.(IGBOBI COLLEGE) ANYWAYS MY SENIOR...

.. THE LORD IS YOUR STRENGTH, SHA NO LET AM KPAKUNA YOU OR ANY OTHER FAMILY MEMBER... NA MY OWN ADVISE BE DAT....

... OSHIOMOLE WEY BE SAY IF TO SAY HIM DELAY ANOTHER 5 SECONDS COME OUT OF HIM MAMA TOTO, E FOR TURN FULL BLOWN NEGRO.. UNA NO DAT WEIRD CREATURE WEY DEY FOLLOW AND TEMPT HARRY POTTER UP AND DOWN FOR THAT FILM, I SWEAR IM GO WORST PASS THAT TIN... ODE LIKE HIM..!!

... UNA JUST DEY FOLLOW DIS MAN UP AND DOWN DEY WASTE DIS COUNTRY MONEY, DERE IS GOD OOO, POSTERITY GO JUDGE UNA OOO.. SUMMIT WEY BE SAY AT THE END OF THE DAY, NA TO HEAR SAY CHINA DON HOOK US FOR DEAL WEY NO PAY US AGAIN...

=Lalami3232 - SAME APPLIES TO YOU BRODA, HOW YOU TAKE KNOW SAY NA YOUR PALEE 1ST KNACK YOUR MALEE, QUICKLY GO DO AM... LEAD BY EXAMPLE...

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall[/quote]

... AGBA DEALER... I HOPE SAY DIS 8MONTHS WEY YOU TAKE GO HIDE, YOU DON DO YA MATHS VERY WELL ON HOW YOU GO TAKE WIN NLDEA SHA... COS E GO SHOCK ME
.. IF I LATER HEAR SAY DEM WIN YOU OOO... MAKE GOD HELP YOU ANYWAYS... NDLEA WEY BE SAY NA DEM ALL DIS GUYS FOR STREETZ/GHETTOS DEY SELL MARKET FOR...I NO UNDERSTAND WETIN MY MUM DEY FIND UP AND DOWN SEF.... HIM AND MY DAD ACTUALLY MET IN THE UK IN THE 80's...UNA CON COMOT FOR UK UNA NO KNACK, CON COME DIS COUNTRY CON KNACK BORN ME... NA WICKEDNESS BE DIS ONE OOO MALEE, COLD NO CATCH YOU FOR UK NI...

... I GO DEY MY HOUSE, DEY PAY AND SPEND MY HARD EARNED MONEY TO WATCH MY FELLOW HUMAN BEING DEY BATHE, DEY SLEEP, DEY EAT, DEY PLAY, DEY Bleep, DEY DANCE, DEY FIGHT, DEY DRESS UP, DEY EARN MONEY...!!! FOR MONTHS!!! AND DAT IS CALLED ENTERTAINING MYSELF ABI.... OMO I NO SEE WETIN UNA DEY SEE FOR DIS BBN, I SWEAR...!!!

... LOVE YOU GALS JARE... NO NE DIS SUPER FOWLS WEY DEY ALWAYS PUT DERE ELDER BROTHER'S HEART FOR UP WHENEVER DEM DEY PLAY... E GO CON BE LIKE SAY NA REMOTE DEM DEY TAKE CONTROL DEY CONTROL... CONGRATULATION LE KAN SI JARE...

... SO NA DIS STONE HEAD EGUAVOEN GO LEAD THE TEAM FOR DIS MATCH... NA WAH OOO.. NA TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL TO 175(FOOD NETWORK) ,MAKE I DEY CONTINUE TO DEY LEARN HOW TO COOK FOREIGN FOODS BE THAT... WE WIN OR WE NO WIN.. I NO SEND..

... GO SHOOK EYE IF YOU FIT, NA THUG DEM GO SEND MAKE E CARRY YOU AND YOUR SUPPORTERS, NEXT MORNING NA TO LIE SAY NA BOKO HARAM DO AM...

... SO NA WHEN YOU DEY FIGHT EVERY DAY TO BECOME PRESIDENT YOU KNOW SAY YOU GO VOME OUT YARN DIS ONE.. NO BE BEDROCK OF CORRUPTION WHEN YOU AND OBJ DEY DERE ABI... GUY MONKEY DON WISE... NO BE ALL DIS TALK TALK GO MAKE US POTY YOU FOR 2027,....YOU OOO, OBI OOOO AND DIS AJALA TRAVEL WEY DEY FALL DOWN FOR STAIRCASE EVERY 2 MONTH... BOMB DEY UNA HEAD ALL JOIN... MADFUCKS...

.. THINGS DEY XUP GAN FOR BARRACKS OOO, DIS ONE CHOKEEEE OO..

... WETIN BE IM WORK, SO NA FACEBOOK IM DEY ALWAYS RELY ON... SHEY IM NO FIT DEY VISIT OUR PRISONS IMPROMPTU PERIODICALLY TO SEE 1ST HAND ASSESSMENT OF WHAT IS GOING ON... IF NOT FOR THE POST IM NO GO KNOW ANYTHING, NA TO SIT DOWN FOR OFFICE DEY COLLECT AC ABI.... YOU DEY PRAISE AM LIKE SAY IM DEY DO US FAVOUR.... BOMB DEY YA HEAD........ SO BY RELYING ON SOCIAL MEDIA, NA IM DEY HIM PORTFOLIO ON HOW TO WORK... YOU KNOW MILLIONS WEY DON DIE CAUSE OF MALNUTRITION, MALTREATMEMT ETC OR EVEN DOSE THAT DO NOT HAVE ANY BUSINESS BIN IN THOSE PRISONS..


A minister that follows up from a Facebook post. And people will say BTO isn’t working. Please show me how else to work

.. WHETHER HE LATER MOVE TO SAUDI OR HE IS INTEGRATED BACK INTO THE NAPOLI... HE SHOULD SEND HIS AGENT PACKING, HE HAS DONE AN AWFUL JOB IN REPRESENTING AND MANAGING HIM...REGARDLESS IF IT WAS OSHIMEN THAT WASNT WILLING TO LOWER HIS WAGES TO JOIN CHELSEA OR IT WAS NAPOLI THAT REQUESTED FOR A FURTHER 5M EUROS WHICH GOT THE SAUDI CLUB TO BACK OUT....AWFUL JOB HIS AGENT HAS DONE... THE HOTTEST STRIKER IN EUROPE NOT HAVING A CLUB TO PLAY FOR TILL DIS MOMENT.. VERY BAD...

.... YOU NO GET GOOGLE FOR FONE No pictures of the beauty queen?

... OGA ODION... EVEN RELATIVE DEY CASTIGATE FELLOW RELATIVES, NA DIS WORLD WE MEET AM, NA PRIVILEGE IT IS FOR HIM TO PLAY FOR NAIJA, NA YOU GO CALM DOWN COS YOU CANT WIN MILLIONS OF PEOPLE EVEN IF YOU ARE RIGHT, NA SENSE YOU GO USE TAKE HANDLE ANY SITUATION...ME SEF SABI PLAY BALL, GO GOOGLE GO SEARCH FOR PRINCIPAL CUP 2002...NA ME WEAR 8 FOR IGBOBI COLLEGE... NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT OSHIMEN OR ANY OTHER PLAYER OO... NA FUN WE DEY PLAY AM FOR THAT TIME SO FORGET. .. MAKE YA PAPA OR MAMA VEX YOU.. NA YOU GO STILL SUCCUMB OOO, YOU NO EXPECT YOUR PAPA OR MAMA PROSTRATE OR KNEEL DOWN FOR YOU... UNLESS YOU DON GET ANOTHER HOUSE TO GO LIVE BE THAT.. IF YOUR HOUSE NO DEY IN ORDER, OUTSIDE NO FIT SUIT YOU.. NA WETIN DEY CURSE HIM WAHALA BE THAT...