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Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."

The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"

Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."

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JOKE TWO
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side, You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."

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A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"



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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! , Now read without the word dog.


There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

hi GAB I'M BACK

Studio CFR:
were is de joke?

THE JOKE IS THAT THE MAN IS CLAIMING TO BE AN HIV PATIENT INORDER TO MAKE MEN THINK HE'S WIFE IS ALSO ONE. SO THEY WILL NOT GO NEAR HER, BETTER?

TERRY G IS CURRENTLY IN CALABAR, WILL BE PERFOMING LIVE IN LONDON BY JUNE!!! ALSO PERFOMING, P SQUARE, NAETO C, 9ICE.

A MAN IS DYING OF CANCER, BUT HE TELLS PEOPLE HE'S DYING OF HIV/AIDS, ONE DAY HIS SON ASKED HIM WHY HE KEEPS TELLING PEOPLE HE'S DYING OF HIV AND HE REPLIED "BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANY MAN TO GO NEAR YOUR MOTHER WHEN I'M DEAD"

wats gud?

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ITS YOUNG HUSTLER TO REACH ME ON FACEBOOK. AM STANING PUTTING ON BLACK LACOSTE

HEY! YA ALL THINK AM DEAD, GUESS WHAT I STILL DEY CAMPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEEN ON FACEBOOK

shann long time no saw

na u coe sabi abi?

u dnt mean it

na so dem dey talk am?

how far naa long time.

gbam!!!! the one like taribo west

@CLEMCY WETIN U DEY TALK?


SAYING U MISS MA BEEFING. ANYWAY YOU WANT US TO START AGAIN? WHERE DO WE START FROM?


HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LETS START BY SAYING U GOT A BIG BOOBS LIKE D ONE OF UR MOMMA

no mind am

are u sure?

wetin be ur own lomade i go beat u ooo

WHO ASK U?

no i cant

@ben the teddies are fine jare

na alima k-legged boy friend

who dey spoil dis old mama

thank u

HA HHA

NA ME BE TATA FO?

E NO GET.


BUT MAKE U TRY ADD KULI KULI TOO

*HUSSIE REMOVES COTTON FROM THE EAR[i][/i]*

WETIN DIS ALIMA DEY SPEAK SELF??


@BEN NA ME OOOOO I DEY ONLINE CAMPE!!!

EH EHHH

ALIMA GO AJEGUNLE BUSTOP WAIT FOR ME SEE UR FACE PIMPLES FACE

ALIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GO FIND SOMEWHERE SIT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


ROMADE DO U THINK SHE IS GONNA HEAR ME FASTER NOW?

OH REALLY?

ALIMA NO WAIT FOR ME FOR ALLEN AGAIN OOO

and who 2? common go find somewhere sit down