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Congratulations..hml

With dat tiny body, she cud easily escape with age reduction but still retains her age of 29

Meanwhile, one aunty wt big body wud be forming 34 years....just negodu!

Sanitizing my friendship list and Cutting off harmful friendships

Not everyone has a role to play in my life maybe except to be part of the audience.

Too many actors n actresses spoil d movie

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give
-Winston Churchill

nawa oo

Aisha has upgraded from ZOMBIE version 2.0 to WAILER 4.0

Thought they were only a bunch of illiterates
na real wa ooo!

Operation PYTHON DANCE 2?

And Lalasticlala isnt a commanding officer?

That isnt an approved operation!

I Can't laugh alone jare, oya join me.
My neighbor was sick and invited a native doctor.
I warned and pleaded with him, begged him to
wait for God's time but he refused, So I left him.
He went inside his house with the native doctor,
so after the native doctor finished doing his
enchantment, he told my neighbor that the
sickness is incurable but can be transferred to
another person and my neighbour greedily agreed.
The native doctor then told my neighbour that the
1st person that will enter his house, he should
shout "taarh" and the sickness will transfer to the
person and the person will die, except d person
reply with retaarh to backfire. my neighbour
agreed and the native doctor left in a hurry,
forgetting to collect his money for the service he
had offered. My neighbour sat down in his parlour
and kept his door open waiting for the first victim
that will pass through that door. The native
doctor then remembered that he forgot to collect
his money and decided to go back and collect it.
Immediately the native doctor entered, my
neighbour shouted "taarh" and the native doctor
shouted "retaarh" and my neighbour shouted
again “reretaaarh" the native doctor replied
“retartartarh".
This noise started since yesterday morning and
up till now they are both shouting “rerererererere
rererererererererereretaaaaaaaaarrrhhhh"...
Who will stop and die for who?

oh

Why does nairaland keep logging me out?
Dis anomaly started few hours ago n it's begining to get annoying

aurora-runaway
at jerusalem via dolorosa
JBieber-believe, i'll show u, life is worth living
Ed Sheeran-photograph
M.Smith-Grace, Majesty

Things fall apart
The center cannot hold
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world
W.B. Yeats

Hala Madrid all the way!
World class players+World class coah=World best team!

Madrid is at the peak of dia game right now

na push be dat?
person no fit follow una play again?
common touch for back

even d giving of red card wasnt necessary in d ist place

Spanish referees bn partial since early 70s

Medical report

more pics

A plea for help to well meaning Nigerians comes from Ologun Ferisope Love, a 21years old final year student of Business Administration, FUNAAB from the renal dept. of OOUTH, Sagamu. She is undergoing another dialysis session which costs N40,000 togethers with consumables and she does this twice weekly, meaning that her family spends N80,000 on her every week. She urgently needs a kidney transplant which is said to cost between N10million-N12million.

Anyone who wishes to help could contact 08037128147 or 08038507433. Donations of any amount can be sent toACCOUNT NAME: OLOGUN LOVE FERISOPE
ACC NO:0142237435 GTBANK.

lalasticlala mynd44

final year student of the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB), Miss Ologun Ferisope Love, 21 years of age, has been diagnosed with chronic kidney disease. She needs N12million to undergo a kidney transplant.

In a statement, her mother, Mrs Funmilayo Ologun who is a member of the Deeper Life Bible Church, said Love haven’t always been healthy since she was a kid.

“Love secured admission into FUNAAB to study Business Administration. She managed to sit for her 300L 2nd semester exams last October. She then was admitted to the Federal Medical Centre (FMC), Abeokuta, where she had been receiving treatment before. At the hospital, Love had three sessions of dialysis and was later discharged in November”.

“About two weeks later, Love was admitted again and her friends came over to donate blood for her. Later, the doctor told us that the dialysis machine wasn’t functioning well, and referred us to Olabisi Onabanjo University Teaching Hospital (OOUTH), Sagamu. On our way to the hospital in December, she collapsed at the gate of the hospital. She was taken to the Emergency wardand was stabilized. It was there the doctor told us that she needs kidney transplant, and that would cost between N8million to N12million for it. We were advised not to be quiet about our situation but to speak up so that well-meaning Nigerians could help us save Love’s life,” Mrs Ologun added.

The mother said anyone who wants tohelp Love could contact them via 08037128147 or 08038507433. Donations could be sent to Ologun Love Ferisope’s Guaranty Trust Bank (GTBank) account number 0142237435. “Pls, save my daughter’slife”, she begged. PLS RBC

lalasticlala mynd44

A final year student of the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB), Miss Ologun Ferisope Love, 21 years of age, has been diagnosed with chronic kidney disease. She needs N12million to undergo a kidney transplant.
In a statement, her mother, Mrs Funmilayo Ologun who is a member of the Deeper Life Bible Church, said Love haven’t always been healthy since she was a kid. “Love secured admission into FUNAAB to study Business Administration. She managed to sit for her 300L 2nd semester exams last October. She then was admitted to the Federal Medical Centre (FMC), Abeokuta, where she had been receiving treatment before. At the hospital, Love had three sessions of dialysis and was later discharged in November”.
“About two weeks later, Love was admitted again and her friends came over to donate blood for her. Later, the doctor told us that the dialysis machine wasn’t functioning well, and referred us to Olabisi Onabanjo University Teaching Hospital (OOUTH), Sagamu. On our way to the hospital in December, she collapsed at the gate of the hospital. She was taken to the Emergency ward and was stabilized. It was there the doctor told us that she needs kidney transplant, and that would cost between N8million to N12million for it. We were advised not to be quiet about our situation but to speak up so that well-meaning Nigerians could help us save Love’s life,” Mrs Ologun added.
The mother said anyone who wants to help Love could contact them via 08037128147 or 08038507433. Donations could be sent to Ologun Love Ferisope’s Guaranty Trust Bank (GTBank) account number 0142237435. “Pls, save my daughter’s life”, she begged. PLS RBC

Cc Mynd44
Cc Lalasticlala
Cc Seun

A final year student of the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB), Miss Ologun Ferisope Love, 21 years of age, has been diagnosed with chronic kidney disease. She needs N12million to undergo a kidney transplant.
In a statement, her mother, Mrs Funmilayo Ologun who is a member of the Deeper Life Bible Church, said Love haven’t always been healthy since she was a kid. “Love secured admission into FUNAAB to study Business Administration. She managed to sit for her 300L 2nd semester exams last October. She then was admitted to the Federal Medical Centre (FMC), Abeokuta, where she had been receiving treatment before. At the hospital, Love had three sessions of dialysis and was later discharged in November”.
“About two weeks later, Love was admitted again and her friends came over to donate blood for her. Later, the doctor told us that the dialysis machine wasn’t functioning well, and referred us to Olabisi Onabanjo University Teaching Hospital (OOUTH), Sagamu. On our way to the hospital in December, she collapsed at the gate of the hospital. She was taken to the Emergency ward and was stabilized. It was there the doctor told us that she needs kidney transplant, and that would cost between N8million to N12million for it. We were advised not to be quiet about our situation but to speak up so that well-meaning Nigerians could help us save Love’s life,” Mrs Ologun added.
The mother said anyone who wants to help Love could contact them via 08037128147 or 08038507433. Donations could be sent to Ologun Love Ferisope’s Guaranty Trust Bank (GTBank) account number 0142237435. “Pls, save my daughter’s life”, she begged. PLS RBC

Cc Fynestboi
Cc Lalasticlala
Cc Seun

CLASH OF THE SPINE-LESS TITANS

BTW, iffa put kerosene for inside fridge, e go block?

hmmm, good for her

nice one

ah like d proactivity

burnt beyond recognition?

how come they identified her?

maybe dental records sha

rip young lady

am sure all other traditional rulers must av learnt dia lesson from Oba of Lagos.
dem must to greet properly

Books of the Holy Book

I went to Genesis hotel through Exodus road. On the way, i saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of people at Deuteronomy while Joshua was waiting at the beautiful gate for Judges to see Ruth calling loudly, "Samuel, Samuel". At a stage, the 1st & 2nd Kings of the Chronicles 1& 2, were coming to visit Ezra, Nehemiah, & Esther for the misfortune of Job, their brother. They started singing Psalms and teaching children, Proverbs concerning Ecclesiastes & Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that Isaiah was engaged in Jeremiah's Lamentations together with Ezekiel & Daniel, their friends. By that time, Hosea & Joel were not around. 3 days later, Amos, Obadiah & Jonah travelled in the same ship with Micah & Nahum to Jerusalem. Habakkuk then visited Zephaniah who introduced him to Haggai, a friend of Zechariah, whose cousin was Malachi.

Immediately after the tradition, Matthew, Mark, Luke & John got involved in the Acts of the Romans, who were behaving like the 1st Corinthians group because the 2nd Corinthians group was always at loggerheads with the Galatians. At that time too, they realised that the Ephesians & Philippians were close to the Colossians and a suggestion for the 1st Thessalonians visit was made and that on the 2nd Thessalonians visit, they should first of all, see the 1st & 2nd Timothy brothers, who had gone to the house of Titus to teach Philemon, his younger brother, how to teach & write in Hebrews. On hearing this, James asked Peter twice to explain to him, how the three Johns disclosed to Jude, the Revelations of that journey.

sermon must av bn lengthy.
i remember my bro's weddin @ an anglican church. we started 10 n finished by 2. i slept off oh and ppl had began to leave for d reception. ended church weddin with only family members and ppl had begun partyin at d reception