₦airaland Forum

May God intervene

Today makes it exactly 2 years that Nigerians voted for CHANGE!. I guess the 28th day of March, 2015 will be evergreen in some people's mind...i mean, for some, as a day of regret, a day when a bad choice was made or decision taken.

What has CHANGED (good or bad)so far for you in one sentence?

For me, there is increased cost of living.

just passing by

ah dont know au dey do over there in kenya buh if ibinabo fiberesima can walk freely in 9ja instead of bn in prison, d guy has a chance!

see as dem 3 guyz (sorry, men) stand behind him as if dem be secret service.
dem dey form ' we dem boiz'

the paper looks old to me

She definitely NAILED d dress
cos all i see is her long hawkish nails

Tonto vs op (over dis post)

politics happened!
Thère isnt any economic decision without a political intuition
There isnt any political decision without an economic intuition
Btwn d Nigerian, Chinese & U.S govt, d deal failed to fall thru

just passin by

Strength no even dey to hug properly

Ah guess d title of Tonto's book will be 'AWAKENED'

At least, she's not bashing a celeb dis time buh kinda famzin

March 8 is all abt Prof. Yemi Osinbajo
Our beloved Ag.President is 60yrs today.
Lets celebrate dis icon by posting our birthday wishes

Oluyemi "Yemi" Oluleke Osinbajo (born 8 March 1957) is the Vice President of Nigeria, in office since 29 May 2015. He is also a Senior Advocate of Nigeria, Professor of Law and until his inauguration as Vice President, a Senior Partner with SimmonsCooper Partners, a commercial law practice.
Yemi Osinbajo was born into the family of Opeoluwa Osinbajo on 8 March 1957, Creek Hospital, Lagos. Osinbajo is married to Dolapo (née Soyode) Osinbajo, a granddaughter of Obafemi Awolowo.They have three children together.
Yemi Osinbajo was educated at Corona primary School, in Lagos. Between 1969–1975, he attended Igbobi College Yaba, Lagos, Nigeria. From 1975–1978, he studied for his undergraduate degree in Law at the University of Lagos, where he was awarded a LLB Law degree. From 1979–1980 he attended Nigerian Law School. In 1981, he was awarded a Master of Laws after attending the London School of Economics.
From 1979–1980, Osinbajo served the compulsory one year youth services as a legal officer with Bendel Development and Planning Authority (BDPA), Bendel state.

In 1981, he was employed as a law lecturer at the University of Lagos, Nigeria. From 1983 to 1986, he was Senior lecturer of Law at the University of Lagos. From 1988 to 1992, he was an Adviser (legal advice and litigation) to the Attorney-General and Minister of Justice, Bola Ajibola.

From 1997 to 1999 he was made Professor of Law and Head of Department of Public Law, University of Lagos. From 1999 to 2007, Osinbajo was Member of Cabinet, Lagos State Ministry of Justice, also Attorney-General and Commissioner for Justice.

From 2007 to 2013 Osinbajo was once again employed as a Professor of Law, Department of Public Law, Faculty of Law, University of Lagos. In 2007, Osinbajo was made Senior Partner, Simmons Cooper Partners (Barristers and Solicitors), Nigeria.[6] Osinbajo was also a Senior lecturer at the Lagos State University.

Staff Member, United Nations Operations in Somalia, Justice Division, UNOSOM II.
Member, United Nations Secretary General’s Committee of Experts on Conduct and Discipline of UN, Peacekeeping Personnel around the globe, Member, 2006.
Partner in Law Firm of Osinbajo, Kukoyi & Adokpaye.
Senior lecturer at faculty of law, Lagos State University Lecturing public law.

Happy birthday Your Excellency, may the Almighty Lord bless
you and add many more years to come.

http://lifedrama.com.ng/happy-60th-birthday-acting-president-prof-yemi-osibanjo/

GUNNER
My blood is red,
My wounds been pressed,
London's depressed,
Arsenal put to rest,
By unmerciful pests.

I am a gunner,
Tag me a loser,
I'll one day be a winner,
Claimed the problem is with Wenger,
Some think its the players,
I think we need a winger,
All are nothing but wonders.

Our club lacks passion
From the managers reaction,
The players action,
To the fans captions.
I belong to this club even with this hypertension.

Ibadan?
Pidgin?!

ah wud like to hear an ibadan person speak pidgin.

What is Munachi?
Is it a state?

Freeze gat no chill

bid u Godspeed

To hit fp, just post anytin concernin ds drama

the number of threads generated on ds topic na die

we no go get breathing space todày

diariz no cause for control, everything is under alarm

op, wats ur own age

chelsea sealing d top spot

who's gonna be arranging mine

sometimes ah wonder d use of d terms such as slay, kill

u wey talk say dem slay, ah no see sword for dem hand

na who dem kill

pls, cud u pass me d head of a cow?

READ CAREFULLY
Boss says to his secretary, “We are travelling
abroad
for the week, so make arrangements.”
The secretary makes a call to her husband, “My
boss and I will be travelling abroad for the
week,
so
look after kids.”
The husband makes call to secret lover, “My
wife
is
going abroad for the week, so let’s spend the
week
together.”
The secret lover makes a call to a little boy
whom
she is giving private lessons, “I’m going to be
busy
throughout the week, so you need not come for
classes.”
The little boy makes call to his grandfather,
“Grandpa, I don’t have classes for the week,
because my teacher is going to be busy. Let’s
spend the week together.”
The grandpa makes a call to his secretary, “I’m
afraid we won’t be travelling again. My grandson
and I are going to spend the week together.”
The secretary makes a call to her husband, “My
boss has some personal matters to attend to, so
our trip is cancelled.”
The husband makes a call to secret lover, “We
cannot spend the week together, my wife has
cancelled her trip.”
The secret lover makes a call to little boy, “We
will
still have classes as usual this week.”
The little boy makes a call to his grandfather,
“Grandpa! I’m sorry we won’t be able to spend
the
week together. My teacher called and said that I
have to attend classes.”
The grandpa makes a call to his secretary,
“Change
of plans! My grandson is no more coming. So
we
are still travelling this week. Make
arrangements.”
Can you please tell us who is controlling this
chain?...

I saw my SS1 Mathematics teacher today. We greeted and he asked for directions to GT Bank. I told him to make a 360° turn and walk for like 1.8m, then find the coefficient of X using Pythagoras theorem and round it up to the nearest tens. He will see a big pharmacy which is perpendicular to his right, then make an obtuse angle turn, he'll see the bank at a distance of about the logarithm of 7 and using four figure table to find the Anti- log. Let him feel what I felt when I was in school. I heard on the radio he's missing....lol