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FamilyRe: Why Do Men Do DNA Test ? – Lady Asks by Yomit71(m): 1:57pm On Apr 05, 2024
Thephilosopher1:
MEN! beware of DNA test
I am totally against infidelity in marriage especially as it concerns true paternity. But see, this DNA thing is not reliable. Anyone can do anything in the laboratory, write whatever and present to you, then if negative you start killing yourself. The DNA process can also be faulty. If you love the woman you married trust her.
Where is your sense?
CelebritiesRe: Ruger Spotted In Church Drumming (video) by Yomit71(m): 3:41pm On Mar 10, 2024
victorclean:
Na Cele be real abi?. Am a woman but fear ANYTHING WHITE GARMENT OR MODIFIED WITH GARMENT CHURCHS.

From Cele, Cherubs, Olumba, Jesus of Oyinbo, CAC, etc
CAC, why?
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Names New Heads For NCC, Galaxy Backbone, NIGCOMSAT by Yomit71(m): 4:44pm On Feb 23, 2024
rockcitie:
Out of all the appointments, there's no single one from the South East
Yanmiris voted for their son, so they should know where to seek their appointments grin cheesy angry
RomanceRe: Weaknesses Of Igbo, Yoruba And Hausa. by Yomit71(m): 10:03pm On Feb 13, 2024
VeryWickedMan:
There are many Yoruba villages where the locals do not understand English and Pidgin. Only Yoruba Yoruba.

There is no Igbo village where you cannot converse with the locals in at least Pidgin.


That's illiteracy.
If you even go to some countries in Europe, you'll be so amazed that not many of them could not speak this your overrated English. Therefore, they are illiterate according to you. Try and grow up.
TravelRe: Which Country Can I Relocate To With 5 Million Naira? by Yomit71(m): 6:14pm On Jan 30, 2024
Burkina Faso
RomanceRe: What's So Attractive To Men About A Highly Sexy And Over Used Girl? by Yomit71(m): 3:30pm On Jan 16, 2024
Well, what you are thinking right now is accurate, I just wonder how I find myself attached to one right now. Am trying all means to detach.
RomanceRe: Males Who Come Faster In Bed Do So Because... by Yomit71(m): 2:27pm On Jan 14, 2024
A better alternative to Viagra.

1. Increase your water intake by 200%.

2. A blend of water melon and banana mixed with honey daily.

3. Early morning exercise.

NB: Don't kill yourself sha.
RomanceRe: The Problem With A Cheating Partner. by Yomit71(m): 7:10pm On Jan 10, 2024
Experiencing same thing right now, am more clever to show her way out when the time reach.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do You Sort Out Accommodation When You Travel To Another State. by Yomit71(m): 1:58pm On Jan 07, 2024
Lalami3232:
Weather you get accommodation or not, that one no be my concern. My concern is to liberate men from bondage, so I'm here to tell them the good news
Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted.
Secondus
PoliticsRe: Wike: I Was Offered A Lot To Work Against Tinubu by Yomit71(m): 11:32am On Jan 07, 2024
Printerscanner:
He was offered the most powerful ministerial position, and he has been given. So, what can you do about it than cry and weep for the next 8 years?
Minister of FCT the most powerful? Seems you're drunk.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Accuses His Baby Mama Of Sleeping With MC Oluomo’s Aide, Koko Zaria by Yomit71(m): 7:37pm On Jan 03, 2024
buJu234:
Wait.. he calls her baby mama not wife oo..

If you want to have control over her while not marry her?

Pay her bride pride and take into ur house.
I don't think you understand what he's saying at all, he said he doesn't care if his baby mama Bleep anyone but should not take his baby along to meet such men, moreover his child should be returned.
RomanceRe: My GF Is Having Issues With Me Not Knowing Much About Yoruba Culture by Yomit71(m): 6:13am On Dec 30, 2023
faxana:
Random, but there is a Portuguese boy who's your moniker namesake. He's Yoruba through and through. If not for his race, there'll be no doubts about his ethnicity.
Please can I know you
SportsRe: Portable Vs Charles Okocha Full Boxing Fight As Portable Wins And Beat Charles O by Yomit71(m): 7:20am On Dec 28, 2023
Unbelievable grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: When The Labour Pain Your Wife Went Through Is For EX Boyfriend's Child by Yomit71(m): 2:35pm On Dec 25, 2023
This hoes aren't loyal, go for DNA.
TV/MoviesRe: Multichoice Hikes Dstv, GOTV Prices After $72m Forex Loss by Yomit71(m): 2:44pm On Dec 09, 2023
Thank God you know cool

Just a reminder Tinubu doesn't give a fvck about you or whatever you go through, he doesn't even need your vote or support in 2027 to get reelected...[/quote]Igbo must wail, it's their hobby grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ireti Kingibe: Nigeria Not Fixable As I Thought, I'm Sure Tinubu Is Shocked Too by Yomit71(m): 12:46pm On Dec 09, 2023
Beuberry:
Boda Yomi, there's a gap in ya English understanding.
A lacuna is preventing ya reasoning.
A Lukaku would have been better.
PoliticsRe: Ireti Kingibe: Nigeria Not Fixable As I Thought, I'm Sure Tinubu Is Shocked Too by Yomit71(m): 6:25am On Dec 09, 2023
Beuberry:
Nigeria is finished!
Me sef don reason am.
Too many lacunas to block.
Maybe a Rawling Effect but that ll be too bloody!
Lacuna ko, Lukaku ni undecided
CultureRe: Top Five West African Languages Spoken In The United States - 2022 by Yomit71(m): 11:11pm On Dec 08, 2023
Gerrard59:
I am willing to wager that the majority of Nigerians in Asia are Igbos. By Asia, I mean East and South East Asia. In Japan, the majority of Nigerians are Igbos. The Nigerian Union in Japan is disproportionately dominated by Igbos. I want to believe China, Hong Kong, South Korea and Taiwan should not be different. That covers East Asia. South East Asia should not be different, I believe.
3rd class countries you mean wink
CultureRe: Top Five West African Languages Spoken In The United States - 2022 by Yomit71(m): 11:07pm On Dec 08, 2023
BlackhatMentor:
What part of Europe?
Go and verify
CultureRe: Top Five West African Languages Spoken In The United States - 2022 by Yomit71(m): 11:05pm On Dec 08, 2023
BlackhatMentor:
Is this supposed to be an achievement?
YES junior [sup][/sup]
CultureRe: Oldest History Books Say Yoruba Not Benin Founded Lagos by Yomit71(m): 9:37am On Dec 07, 2023
sotall:
You want to talk about history of Lagos and you are quoting a book written in 1913 by Yoruba Revisionists.

Like seriously grin grin

And some of you dont even go near that part that talks about Aworis paying tax to the Benins.

One of the many truths that prevails but you cant accept it.
ASE, come install Benin man as governor then grin grin grin
PropertiesRe: Lagos Issues Stop Work Order To A Developer In Lekki (Photos) by Yomit71(m): 10:33pm On Dec 01, 2023
Nice2023:
This has shown that u dont have sense. She wrote down her opinions yet u couldn't be sensible and reasonable not to bring up tribal remarks here.

Yoruba una get a very long way to go in this country.

U can't make a complete sentence without the inputs of igbos.
Shut up, you're too dumb to know it's vice versa wink
PoliticsRe: Elu P 78, Elu P 79 - LP Rep Says At The National Assembly by Yomit71(m): 5:42am On Nov 28, 2023
PlayMaker14:
If that's how you see it.
The guy just exposed your lack of wisdom.
Christianity EtcRe: Damilola Mike-bamiloye Prayed In Yoruba Language At A Christian Conference In US by Yomit71(m): 5:45am On Nov 26, 2023
ehikwe22:
Why pray in a language your audience don't understand?
The prayer is to God not the people.
PropertiesRe: My Family Now Homeless - Man Whose ₦300m Mansion Was Pulled Down In Lagos by Yomit71(m): 6:29pm On Nov 24, 2023
Senseless Igbos must get sense by force.
EducationRe: Plateau Students Protest Against LGBTQ Bill (Video) by Yomit71(m): 7:50am On Nov 18, 2023
In fact, I just pray God direct me in raising godly children. Am scared of this generation.
CrimeRe: Onyedika Oriaku: Nigerian Student Raped Woman In Nightclub Toilet In Wales by Yomit71(m): 6:26am On Nov 15, 2023
seunlayi:
I dey ment? I wrote Igbo. Na tribalism go kill me last Las. Igbo can rape their mother .
That's too bad embarassed embarassed may we not bear such mumu children
CrimeRe: Onyedika Oriaku: Nigerian Student Raped Woman In Nightclub Toilet In Wales by Yomit71(m): 8:53pm On Nov 14, 2023
seunlayi:
What is wrong with Igbo people
I don't know oo embarassed embarassed
PoliticsRe: Tinubu'll Face Bigger Problems Managing Obidients Than Nigeria’s Economy – Bwala by Yomit71(m): 9:15am On Nov 13, 2023
BERNIMOORE:
Daniel Bwala is one of the reasons that PDP is in its sorry state today...telling us that PDP did not need Rivers to win presidential election & Atiku fell for that complacent statement is the greatest undoing... Now crying
Even if Atiku win Rivers, he'll still come second.
RomanceRe: What Will You Do With $1 Billion? by Yomit71(m): 2:47am On Nov 13, 2023
A305:
This is most likely NOT going to happen with that amount.

This is huge money, if you are to spend 1 dollar a day, it will take you 32 or 33 years to exhausted that money (not taking account of inflation).

To answer this your question of what only happens in the dream:

1 - I would splurge on properties to the tune of 500 million dollar (not only in Nigeria, also around Africa, Eastern Europe, Oil rich East Asia and West Asia ) Stay away from the west due to tax.

2 - 250 million dollars would be used to purchase stocks in U.S tech companies, U.S bonds, Chinese Bonds and Russia Bonds.

3- 100 Million dollars to tempt a successful business owner here in Nigeria and buy out his business, but strike a deal to keep him on the board of directors. That way I don't have to start a new business from scratch, thereby loosing money in uncharted territory.

4 - 70 million dollars to build a 4 star standard hotels and build shopping complexes in Lagos.

5 - 50 Million dollars would be converted to USTD to trade crypto on Binance. I would trade like a whale trader. A maker, shaker and manipulator of the market.

My money will pump up dead coins and as soon as volume comes into the market, I will dump on them, make twice my money back, rinse and repeat with another coin.


6 - 30 million dollars for my personal effects, family, moderate looking car or a Ford/Toyota Hilux truck.

Lastly, Profits from most of my holdings and investments will go to charities and Charitably course as my kids will inherit whatever business generated the profits.
70 million dollars for a four star hotel? or you mean 5-7 star (77 billion) huh
TravelRe: Handworks To Learn In Nigeria Before You Japa by Yomit71(m): 9:27pm On Nov 12, 2023
gigolo should top the list. I know what am saying.

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