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Romance / Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by YorubaRitualist: 4:20pm On Aug 21, 2020
dukeprince50:
no quote everything, it doesn't make much sense for other readers
Make me do that bro
Romance / Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by YorubaRitualist: 4:17pm On Aug 21, 2020
Cc jay98, you stay in 042 ??
Romance / Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by YorubaRitualist: 4:17pm On Aug 21, 2020
Franzinni:
Haha ... Blokos kee you dia!...


Let's break it down .. You met a blokos person who sat beside you and became touchy in a disgusting way... ... That is a horrible thing to experience and he was a bastard for doing so...


And so if I get you right you both left the scene of the initial crime ... Together I presume yeah! And I will guess you both took a nice walk towards your lodge ... Which he saw and noted your room number and promised to come visit later ... Abi?


OK because some Toto people will never have sense ever !

But let me land so the akuko now came and met you Mary Magdalene in YOUR room and wanted to lock YOUR door of which you outsmarted the Hot goat ... As a brainfull Toto person wey you be..

Now you know say the blokos was controlling the blockos person but you allowed him to relax in YOUR room and be asking you for film ... Person wey done give you expo by touching in the beginning .. But a wise Toto person wey you be still allowed him to stay till 11 .. OK den you were shocked when he wanted to sleep over ... How does that happen ?

Toto people if you don't want blisters why play with fire ?

I thank God for giving you the wisdom even though it took close to 5 hours for your network to receive it ... As you must be using landline connected to a pentium 2 in your head ...

That one no even bother me much .. Nah say your now decided to reason with your Toto and come display your dirty GString on the internet ... Continue

I thank God you didn't let him sleep over CU's you for just destroy the idiots future with rape report and the foolish anuofia will be doomed for life

Toto people I fear them pass woman
grin grin

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Romance / Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by YorubaRitualist: 4:15pm On Aug 21, 2020
dukeprince50:
believe me I only read ur signature, I have no interest in the story

cc YorubaRitualist, stop quoting everything
And who are you to tell me that undecided
Romance / Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by YorubaRitualist: 4:07pm On Aug 21, 2020
Lazycyndy:
I had an encounter with a blokos boy early this year.

It was on a weekend, I was in class studying when he came in and joined me.

He introduced himself self to me and I did the same. He asked me if I lived in or off camp and I told him off camp along with name of my lodge.

He told me he stayed in the same lodge with me and how come we never met earlier blah blah blah.

I thought he was a reasonable fellow untill the shameless f.vker started getting touchy with me. The words uncomfortable and disgusted could not best describe how I was feeling at that moment. But I smiled and let the idiot be, in order not to make a scene.

We both left the place together around evening time. My room was before his so he saw my room number and promised to visit me. lipsrsealed

The bastard came as promised, he made to lock the door but as a sharp babe wey I be, I told him that the lock was faulty, so except if he wants to lock us in, he shouldn't try it.

This is a common tactic of the blokos people, they come with all smiles but they just want to chuke their blokos somewhere.

They always claim to want more than sex from a lady, but they are ready to become mumus or play smart for it.


Shame no gree the f.ool to move further with his ill thought plan so he asked me if I had movies to share as an excuse to spend more time in my room. grin

This blokos boy stayed in my place till 11pm. I told him to leave cuz it was getting late, but the goat told me that he wants to sleep over. shocked

The kine speed wey I use stand up ehh, even Usain Bolt go shock. I told him to pls leave, that I want to sleep but the mumu still wanted to reason him sleeping over with me.

Nna ehh, see despacito in real life oo, konji was truly not smiling on him that night. See this disease infested niqqa what to use me to release his maggot infested sperm.

I told him to get the hell out of my room. He left and ever since then, he has not been able to speak to me or even look at me, he's probably on nairaland forming redpill and alpha blokos.


Be wary of blokos people.






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I just lost a brain cell reading this thrash..tueh!!!

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Politics / Re: South Africans React To Ghana Closing Nigerian Shops (TWEETS) by YorubaRitualist: 7:22pm On Aug 18, 2020
NaMeAboki:


You sound so pained, as though I have hit a very sensitive nerve.

Are you by any chance among those unpatriotic elements, always insulting and responsible responsible for de-marketing this country abroad with their obnoxious toxicity?
I was just stating the obvious aboki.if the money wasted on security issues due to the monster you people created was shared to Nigerians, it would have gone far in helping many Nigerians

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Travel / Re: Pictures From Unity Park Enugu by YorubaRitualist: 7:20pm On Aug 18, 2020
Afam4eva:
The fat idiot has destroyed Enugu.
it can be worst than what the cultist called ebeano did to Enugu during his tenure.Enugu was a ghost of his self.Thank God for Sullivan that restored the lost glory of Enugu
Politics / Re: South Africans React To Ghana Closing Nigerian Shops (TWEETS) by YorubaRitualist: 5:55pm On Aug 18, 2020
NaMeAboki:


Yes go ahead and blame everything but the real cause i.e. the innate nature of the ppl, who export their arrogant selfish shameless criminal tendencies abroad and try to justify it as hustle.
plus the ones who stay at home and bring nothing but terrorism and banditry.while the FG wastes the money that could have been used to develop Nigeria on security challenges due to greediness and wickedness of their leaders.
Politics / Re: South Africans React To Ghana Closing Nigerian Shops (TWEETS) by YorubaRitualist: 5:48pm On Aug 18, 2020
jneutron4000:
what is tribalistic about asking people to go back to their home and stop making live hard for the aborigins Ibos are cancer everywhere they go and that is the simple truth. Go to Sagamu and see chinedu selling garri, jobs and sector meant for Yoruba ladies who are unfortunate to have a formal education. IBOS GO BACK TO YOUR LAND AND DEVELOP IT SIMPLE
Yoruba's are everywhere constituting nusainces too from east,to south to Lagos to North to Lebanon ,to Ghana down to London to SA. No wonder Lebanese men are treating your ugly women as sex slaves cheesy cheesy.Go to UK prison and see thousands of Yoruba youths there due to numerous crimes.go to Ghana and SA and you will see that your brothers have infected those countries with their internet scams.No wonder an igbo man had to save your sorry asses when the Zulus wanted to deal with you people: D cheesy

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Yahoo Soldier And 26 Others For Internet Fraud In Lagos (Photos) by YorubaRitualist: 2:40pm On Aug 18, 2020
Most yoruba youths have refused to be useful to the society..They have all left their villages and came to Lagos to constitute nuisances everywhere. If it's internet scams,it will be agberos or skull mining and organ hunting
Politics / Re: Maserkline: Have Your Container Delivered From China To Onitsha In 47 Days by YorubaRitualist: 2:37pm On Aug 18, 2020
IamWonderful:
Igbos there is more excuse of staying in Lagos, go back home
but Yoruba's likes of tunubu have refused to leave Lagos to the real owners and go back to his osun state village to bring development there.. Skull miners and organ skull miners have overran most South West villages..no wonder most Yoruba's wants to die in Lagos state cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: ANOH Project: Seplat Contractor, Zerock Nigeria Company Suffers Setback. by YorubaRitualist: 10:10am On Aug 18, 2020
NGpatriot:



What is patriotic?

Disrupting and stopping progress and development in your village?

Re-set your bigoted brain.

Eko ile, it is the worst in your South West villages,if it's not omoniles disrupting your works for not settling them,it will be agbero boys if it's not them, it will another group with their own. Most youths in South West have nothing else to do but to wait for someone to start up a project and you will see them in their thousands trooping out in different groups disturbing you with with different levies and threatening to stop the project if you don't. You should spend more time worrying about the skull mining going on afonja villages and the level of underdevelopment there Instead wasting away in Nl

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Retailers' Shops In Ghana Locked Up As Police, Army, Flog Them by YorubaRitualist: 10:45am On Aug 14, 2020
Revolva:
Truth to be told when I was in Ghana they were asking me if I was Igbo or other tribe from Nigeria

They don't like igbos I swear .
, My advise to you guys if you know you want to do business in Ghana don't speak Igbo to their hearing ..speak pidgin to your fellow Naija brother o..the day they know you are Igbo ..the day they hate you passionately..u less you prove to them that you are not but explanation of the various minority tribes surrounding majority tribes

The something about Yorubas, once they hear you are Yoruba, they think that you are skulk miner who has come to their land to mine skulls.
They don't like Yoruba people there atall. You can ask around..

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Retailers' Shops In Ghana Locked Up As Police, Army, Flog Them by YorubaRitualist: 10:41am On Aug 14, 2020
Aphrygian:

Ode ni e, there are many yorubas in Ghana, infact there is no ogbomosho family without a family member domiciled in Ghana, you better seek knowledge....
Don't mind the small fool,his types are yet to learn from the SA experience

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Retailers' Shops In Ghana Locked Up As Police, Army, Flog Them by YorubaRitualist: 10:39am On Aug 14, 2020
Kennyswag:
They don't want igbos in their country.. same way I don't want igbos in my place
That's was the same thing Yorubas was saying doing the peak of xenophobic attack in SA,they thought that it was only Igbo's that were being affected but alas when it appeared that Yorubas were more affected that it took the intervention of an Igbo man to save their asses and bring them back to their brown roof republic. cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election: ‘other Tribes Can’t Decide Who’ll Fly Igbo’s Flag’ by YorubaRitualist: 2:07pm On Aug 11, 2020
QuotaSystem:
Lmao is there any Ibo man, woman or spirit holding a higher position in international politics than our very own Fulani Queen Amina Mohammed (Deputy Secretary General of the United Nations)?

Go and look for your mates ndi 5% grin

The only thing sinking faster than Ibos political relevance are their "human resources" drowning under toilet gutter water cheesy

Keep yapping I got bigger fish to fry wink

You mean out of the whole millions of foolanis, this is the only Fulani that achieved something global. It must really suck to be a Fulani while other tribes can boast of hundreds of their sons and daughters that have achieved something great in the global,the foolanis can only boast of British born Fulani as their only achievement.: D

It"s a big insult to the Igbo race to compare them to foolanis, cause in thousand years to come,the foolanis won't catch with the Igbo's cheesy cheesy

Don't worry, buhari will soon leave power and the good people of Southern Kaduna and middle belts will place you where you people truly belongs to.. What they did to the foolanis in Mali is waiting for you people cheesy cheesy

Meanwhile log off the internet and go tend your cows, internet are not meant for foolanis.. cheesy cheesy

Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election: ‘other Tribes Can’t Decide Who’ll Fly Igbo’s Flag’ by YorubaRitualist: 12:04pm On Aug 11, 2020
QuotaSystem:


Are Buhari or Fulani your political mates? Lol.

Which human resources? Baby traffickers or Okija ritualists? Or is it the dirty pigs that sell otapiapia and okrika knee deep in feaces? Because Abia cannot boast of any literacy or human resources yet the state would be smelling all the way to Port Harcourt. Mba!! grin

Stop clowning and rescue Abia from being wiped off the map with sewage.
Foolanis are not igbo's political mate, foolanis are local champion, Igbo's play politics in the international stage which the foolanis can only dream of achieving cheesy
I'm even surprised that you know how to access the internet,you likes are busy tending to their cows in the bush cheesy you must be among the lucky foolanis to acquire western education cheesy cheesy.. Thank God that you didn't end up like your fellow almajiris in kano state that begs for food cheesy

The Human resources produced by abia state alone, the entire foolanis in west Africa can not produce it in thousand years to come cheesy
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election: ‘other Tribes Can’t Decide Who’ll Fly Igbo’s Flag’ by YorubaRitualist: 10:57am On Aug 11, 2020
honeyB2018:


Guy, there's no need, making any issue about the developments in Abia, when compared to other states. Your people, even your own people, have bemoaned that state of development in the state, and have said, it's abysmal.
Ask Barr. Monday Onyekachi Ubani, Dr Uche Ogah, Dr Alex Otto and other notable Abian, even on this platform, the stench from Abia is being smelt.
The worst governor and government in the South East , is your governor, Dr Ikpeazu.
So chill guy, Abia and Aba is not it at all.
At least, terrorists don't run around the city bombing innocent people cheesy
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election: ‘other Tribes Can’t Decide Who’ll Fly Igbo’s Flag’ by YorubaRitualist: 10:56am On Aug 11, 2020
QuotaSystem:


Mention me when you have something concrete to say, like how you can build bridges with Katsina to win their votes to supplement your 5% inconsequental status. Why are you sabotaging the efforts of your poor elders looking for phantom igbo Presidency?

You want to compare Aba with KANO? A place that smells as far as Port Harcourt? Did you ingest some packaged drugs? cheesy

3rd Class Aba Latrine dweller feeling funky grin
The same way buhari was able to build bridges and won two tenures even after his uncouth utterances towards Christians including the genocide his kinsmen have committed in middle belt.if buhari could build bridges and win Nigerian election with all those things then an Igbo will surely win it in 2023. Fulani's have done more harm to Nigeria and they haven't contributed anything to the development of Nigeria and their still became the president cheesy.

The Fulani man is comparing a state filled with terrorists and almajiris where bomb can go off anytime with abia state cheesy cheesy.
Any kano literacy level can catch up with abia state and until kano state can produce the number of human resources produced by abia state then there is no need to compare the two cheesy cheesy. Compare kano with kastina state cheesy
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election: ‘other Tribes Can’t Decide Who’ll Fly Igbo’s Flag’ by YorubaRitualist: 10:04am On Aug 11, 2020
IamWonderful:
Continue in your delusion, never will any body from criminal tendency are rule this country, we reject baby factory ritualists, fathers raping their daughters, Okija shrine worshippers, Ozulubu killers and economic and political vultures.
the same way we Nigerians will reject agberos,skull miners,organ harvesters and leeches in 2023 cheesy
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election: ‘other Tribes Can’t Decide Who’ll Fly Igbo’s Flag’ by YorubaRitualist: 10:02am On Aug 11, 2020
QuotaSystem:


When you want to properly measure d!cks, compare with a similar commercial hub like Kano State which is 50x more developed than that rotten shithole called Abia. Katsina is not my state so I wonder what you're gibbering about.

P.S That "failure currently in aso rock" is building the 2nd Niger Bridge and fixing eastern roads which your incompetent Ebele couldn't deliver so keep quiet and stop sounding like an ingrate.

No vacancy for any Ibo man in Aso Rock. Take that to the Bank.
But kastina state is failure and it was able to produce two time president including the failure called buhari.. Is the failure fixing those things with kastina state money..Abia state is among the state feeding ingrates like you and you people should be thankful. Gas from abia state and IMO state is still being transported to your deserts cheesy cheesy
How is kano state more developed morethan abia state in which aspect cheesy The last time I checked, abia state literacy level is far ahead of that of kano.Abia state has produced more personalities that have made Nigeria proud than the entire Northwestern states compared together cheesy cheesy.
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election: ‘other Tribes Can’t Decide Who’ll Fly Igbo’s Flag’ by YorubaRitualist: 8:25am On Aug 11, 2020
Afolabimills:
I guess it's only igbos that will vote for the igbo contesting?
The same way it will be only yorubas that will be voting for themselves cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election: ‘other Tribes Can’t Decide Who’ll Fly Igbo’s Flag’ by YorubaRitualist: 8:23am On Aug 11, 2020
Mo3891:



Baby factory people sef dey make mouth?

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Skull miner,how many skulls have you mined today cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election: ‘other Tribes Can’t Decide Who’ll Fly Igbo’s Flag’ by YorubaRitualist: 8:19am On Aug 11, 2020
Mo3891:



Marginalised inconsequential 5%ters sef dey make mouth


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Afonjas have no business with 2023 Presidential election.. They should be more concerned with eradicating skull mining and organ harvesting in SW before 2023 so that they will still have enough people with their heads intact to vote in 2023 general election cheesy
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election: ‘other Tribes Can’t Decide Who’ll Fly Igbo’s Flag’ by YorubaRitualist: 8:17am On Aug 11, 2020
QuotaSystem:


You didn't remind him that his delusional ideas of Ibo super powers in governance are all in his head as Abia State has been governed by several Igbo men for over 21 years (including one of the clowns they're fronting) yet it still resembles a pit latrine.

We don't need such incompetence in Aso Rock.
Which incompetence can be the worst than the the failure we currently have in aso rock cheesy cheesy. If someone like buhari can rule Nigeria then I think anybody else can rule Nigeria. The last time I checked, Abia is still far ahead of kastina in every indices of development including most northwestern and northeastern States cheesy

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