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Mrokaykay:
Uniosun aspirants meant not write PUTME based on FG directive... They will use Jamb and SSCE results for admission...

sir if Uniosun are nt goin to write d Post-Utme den wen is their screening goin to come up?? Is it by July or August please sir we need to know because am not seeing any news on their site

I tink we shuld ask "Eden" Hazard's parent....dey shuld know where it is

Oh Laaawwwddd ....diz one gat no chill @ all ooo bt yes some pple go still trespass am Bt i tink i shuld b using d term too 4 some idiotic fellows

Gaylikeboy:
I'm scare that you are IS!

u mean lyk ISIS or wat coz that's d only meaning i ave for "IS"
owk now i get wat u mean......lyk u're afraid wat happened in Orlando shouldn't happen here too??......oh c'mon dis is Nigeria and by d way am gay too and am not an extremist or a religious fanatic

JoeCutie:
Yes, please?
Antonio Conte, the world's best coach, all the way. #Azzurri #Conte #CFCFamily.

ur head dey there jare #BlueBlood

JoeCutie:
Correct babe!

Here…Join me?::::

can i join too #Blue.....#Conte.....#Italy....which one are u??

Chicent:
#team conte

ur head dey there *winks* are u #Blue?? If yes den Conte's Italy is gonna win!! Hurray!!

tosyne2much:
FP ke? Everyday no be Christmas now

yh we all knw bt wen it comes 2 Tosyne2much posts @ least 98% will make FP and i predict diz 1 shuld also.....Lala come see suntin ooo.....Snake!!!!!

Oya nah Tosyne2much be the OP it's sure 2 make FP **grabs popcorn with yoghurt**......waiting 4 comments ngbo who has all dose tins ever appun to b4

Some crazy delluded people wit low *no* thinking faculty will still pop up here and say "it's a lie....it's APC propaganda....ave seen dose pictures b4....i tot dey ave been technically defeated" rants.....it's not ur fault wen Boko Haram is not comin 2 bomb ur area....u are able to sleep soundly because the NA are workin day and night 2 ensure ur safety if not dey will ave spread 2 the East,South and the West......bt wen u pple are already snoring in ur sleep without any "BOOM" sound waking u up why won't u abuse the Nigerian Army
#God bless d NA 4 their heroic deeds......i will live 2 witness d victory song wen diz Boko boiz are finally defeated

Op it might b a plan to know ao serious ur friend is in getting d job.....coz no sane person or beta still no sane employer will embark on such absurd "terms and conditions" in diz modern world...am tinking it's a plan jare and if not...well

Donald3d:
childish ko *winks* mi monei monei monei monei hehehehehe.

u gan sef!!!

Donald3d:
if you abuse my spongebob again ehn ,if a catch u, being a cartoon and animation addict since birth,my mom still gists me hw i initiated her,nd hw we sing cartoon songs 2geda,#iLoveAnimations

nt dat am abusing it am just sayin it's kinda "childlish" and dnt 4get i said it's funny too bt Walt Disney rocks *winks*

So diz "giant" dey cum EPL at last ...anyway dnt expect 2 score in 2 games next season...it's Antonio Conte's Chelsea home and away!!!....BTW Mitchy Batshuayi has passed Chelsea medical according to Skysources

Wetin b diz @ just 10 years old??.......*falls down 4rm chair*

Oh boi diz "giant" dey cum EPL @ last sha anyway 4get abt scoring in 2 games next season.....it's Antonio Conte's Chelsea home and away.......BTW Michy Batshuayi has passed Chelsea medical according to Skysources.....

Oh boi i no go sleep 4 night oo

Gaylikeboy:
Hello, yes Im gay. I'm scaring in gun

wah do u mean by "am scaring in gun"??

Since d day diz guyz stated bombing.....i knew dat confusion,joblessness,low *no* tinkin faculty,witches and wizards, were following dem @ d bak of their skull!......now ur elders ave dissowned u...why dnt u go bomb ur "elders" up in their sleeps....crazy delluded fellows

Don't mind dose IPOB yoots.......dey no deep down in their heart and mind dat Buhari will really change diz nation.....dey are not just supporting im because Buhari supporters didn't like Jonathan so dey tink d best tin to do 2 is to hate Buhari........bt dey can't deny it dat d man will truly lead us to greatness even though we are passing tru a hard tym.....even Singapore went tru worse tins dan us bt look @ where dey are today!!!

No no no.....who says watchin a cartoon is age defining....and mind u?? It depends on d type of cartoon,i can't giv birth 2 a child and allow im watch irrelevant ones lyk Ben 10,Scooby Doo,Spongebob...dose are just funny cartoons bt not educative.....WALT DISNEY cartoons will remain d best in d entire world...talk about Lion King,Pocahontas,Aladdin,Little Mermaid,Cinderella,Hunchback of Notre Dame, to mention bt a few....diz are highly educative,entertaining and @ d same tym funny.....there are some tins i no 2day dat i didn't no in class.....i learnt it 4rm watching some Walt Disney's cartoons.....so it depends on wich cartoon u are watchin lyk an 18 year old watching Fairly Odd Parent or total drama island or CatDog and so on dose are d ones i call "childlish" cartoons

Y'all no where u are getting ur money 4rm,including Jamb itself.........sha decide wat 2 do coz nah so dem go argue argue cum deny thousands of students admission again coz of #Greed

Oh boi dah cake get as he be sha and he go cost ehn! Bt op u sef nah u create post cum b FTC wen u 4 don dash me d space....EFCC must here diz!!!

OP u no wat?? Ave seen a countless "10 tins,13 tins,17 tins" here on Nairaland bt i tell u......diz iz d most hillarious and @ d same tym......so on point coz @ least 90% of dose tins happened 2 dose dat washed plates.....lyk me
where goodness sake is Lala......*snake!!!*

forexbinary:
10. When your parents make you do the dishes at someone else’s house.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/face-dissapoint-e1462285312347.jpg

So, I’m now house-help for rent?

dis one ehn! If d wife of d man we went to visit wants 2 wash it herself dad/mum will say "c'mon go and wash dose plates dnt b naughty......mummy leave it 4 d boi he's comin to wash dem"

Op ayam rolling on d floor laffing ooo .......i swear from numba 1 to 5 is absolutely CORRECT!!!!

*Faints*.....*wakes up*......*faints again*.......won't it b beta if God shuld just erase diz world .....@ least pple kill dem selves everyday!!! Bt d question is.....where will death meet u if it were to appun 2morrow,diz pple are just heartless 2 do this kind of tin......Rest In Peace mhen!

A tiny "stick" producing such a big fruit!!!........all tins God created are unique in there own way sha....even we humans bt am sure science go get explanation 2 it

D one and only Jenny baby ......"i iz ur girlfrend"......"Hi Kiki ao is u??"......"Sege whas strong in u"....."u are brokerage,am brokerage 2 of us we are in Brooklyn"......Chai!!!!!

While we were all sleeping soldiers are busy mopping away Boko Haram 4rm Nigeria yet some will still say negative tins about dem......if Nigeria dey fall hand elsewhere,not in diz area of security our soldiers are really really trying only d Almighty can truly reward dem
#GodBlessNA

His "baba isale" dey itch am nah u no iz always sweet to itch dat side or maybe he's avin erec***ion so he doesn't want it to show

Gaylikeboy:
Are you ready? Play now!


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are u gay??.....guess we shuld meet.....and are u in Lagos?