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We aff arrive...#Haters...make i add my own join

B4 nko...lol..dah Trump will surely cause WWIII wit d way he talks...his mouth con round like sumtin
I love their 2nd Debate sha...dem open each other's yansh

Thought Nairaland was meant for "NEWS"...or is dis a Celebrity News?...

Would Love to see d film wen it's premiered...Di'ja acting a film..heeheeheee Oh ma badt gan ...

Some uses dis kind of night to carry out their evil plan...reminds me of Vampire Diaries

Like is dis happening 4 real?...heehheee
Wonder maybe d guy will still continue d relationship if he appuns 2 b found guilty...hmmmm...i sigh in spanish

orimsam:
Chelsea 2 Southampton 0

come which drink do u like most i'll buy 2-0 (20) of 'em

Bowaley17:
I think the refree cards are on holiday...

so u noticed it too...none of d players has committed any cynical foul sha...dey are just doin tactical fouls

Wait a minute oo...izz like Courtois has literally turned 2 a spectator cos d only work he did in dis game was d free kick he caught

Costa aff keee somebody ooooooo wat a strike!

D man is rich sha...cos i knw Glo sponsors d CAF Award..no wonder Nigeria wan host d Event back to back...

As in ehn?...wen i saw it on Goal.com i couldn't biliv it...dem no get keeper ni?...abi nah free post dem dey play
40-0
Hat-trick 5 times
Even d mighty Real Madrid cannot play against my Sec. Skul football team and score 40

SkinnyDude:
op izen
is this dude one of your exes who throw bomb here and there?

I ain't anybody's Ex...garrit?...

Who's d master tactician?.....
Antonio Conte!!!
Our last 3 matches was::::
2-0
3-0
4-0
2day might nt be any different

Wingback:
Boy, if you ever disrespect the legend Fela again, Ama Bìtch smack you across the face soo fvcking hard from my screen.

C'mon i wasn't trynna disrespect him nah...who in his right senses will disrespect a legend...am just saying wat i heard... I quoted d "dey said" part wich means I'm open 2 corrections of which some pple are doin already...so no disrespect there ooo...
bt can u seriously smack my face 4rm d screen of yah fone?

What a gruesome way 2 die...
She's d 1st woman 2 drive car in Nigeria uhn? And i know dey were rich...bt why did his son (Fela) turn like dat...i mean he really gave d govt sleepless night bt why was he obsessed wit sex like dat...coz "dey said" he slept wit all dose ladies dah used 2 dance 4 im...therefore contracting AIDS...wow!...wat a life...
Rest in peace and nt in pieces oo Funmi

masonkz:
Why do people think that when a gay guy would also be interested in a lady's ass if he gets married to a lady? There's a reason he's gay, and it's not because of the anus. It's just like saying a straight person would have sex with a guy with a vagina, just because there's a vagina there.

C'mon u really ave time 4 diz dollop-heads here on Nairaland sha...dat is why i dnt comment on posts like dis...dey will just start 2 talk as if dey reason tru d bottom of their slippers...u knw i do say it...wen dey hear of d word "Gay" d only tin dah comes 2 their mind is dat fvcking of anus dey made mention of up there...beta leave dem wit their crack heads...sometimes d way i read some comments ehn?...just lemme May-chaw-nu

masonkz:
For what it's worth, MAJORITY of gay guys are not effeminate, at least the outward appearance.

hmmm...u took those words outta my mouth

Daraph:
How to greet a Manchester United fan


just say: Ekú ojó méta.

and he will answer: Ojó kan pèlù

was eating sumtin pepper-ish....and u almost made me choke ...mhen d kind of comments ave bin readin since dat match finished ehn? nah die ooo

If Kante can score against a team den just knw dat dat team is.... i no mention name ooo
anyway sha...4-nil

Una fada man u oooooo

Cech u chop sh!t ni Leave small space 4 Boro 2 score nah

Dis is d most ridiculous way 2 carry a cocaine...inside her bra?...and is she nt aware dat dey will tell 'em 2 remove their clothes wen dey get to a certain section @ d airport...it's d most simplest way 2 hide cocaine really

Aaah Idi Amin must even be there ni oo...d man himself was death...I watched d film by Forest Whitaker abt his life...such a cruel man
I know some will still comman mention Buhari name here sha

Akon is 4rm Africa bt he's nt based here...he just did collaborations wit African artistes so i dnt tink he shuld be on dat list...
The list should contain artistes based in Africa...not artistes 4rm Africa...and if it's d latter den WALE and JIDENNAH shuld make d cut coz both of 'em will be richer dan most pple on dat list

Marvel1206:
soak it in palmoil with cow eggs

gud Lawddd!!! i wanted 2 tell im to smash it on d floor to restore d factory settings....Bt diz ur own response nah die ooo

What a way 2 dedicate an award....those soldiers out there really needs encouragement...we're pride in u ...

D winner of d election shouldn't be a concern of ours...bt know diz...
If Trump shuld prevail in dis,den just know dat d kind trouble and wahala u'll go 2ru b4 u enta U.S ehn?...and of course i dnt no abt Clinton anyway...which is why it's no concern of ours

Well i'll say d man gained in 2 folds....ate to his "satisfaction" and also won a cash prize on top
Thought it was Kenya tho...so Sierra Leonean get dis kinda bizzare pple