₦airaland Forum

Mhen dat husband is nut!....dazz d stupidest tin a husband kuld do in dat situation...can't u tell her to squeeze it so u'll see maybe there's milk there or nt...if there's it'll come out immediately she squeezes it...coz d baby was suckin as @ dat moment...why will u say u wanna suck just to confirm if there's milk there or not...Disgusting!

I guess dis guy has lived wit "many women" 2 solve diz womanitical problem

Make i put my own too....
1) Reekado Banks---Standard
2) Katy Perry---Rise
3) Sound Sultan Ft Sakordie---Ishe
4) Harris J---Good Life
oh mhen i love those songs no be small

flatheadedbigot:
even thou I'm a gunner for life, but would love to see Conte dance Michael Jackson tonight

u dey craze ooo see as u use my Boss picture as Michael Jackson dance step

davbravo:
lol...I understand Yoruba, but I can't speak it eloquently

oh owk....just like 1 of mah friends bak in sec. Skul...he understands it bt if he wants to speak it....just make sure ur bullet proof vest is nearby!

davbravo:
Awon eleyi ti ya were( this ones have gone crazy) . ...why would I queue for 5days because of a phone

didn't know u kuld type/speak Yoruba

LAFFING in Capital Letters

If it's not Kenya....den it's a counterfeit

"The second time was very tough,but it's still an honour" who got dat actually

U wanna score against swansea?....simply put Costa up front! ....(6 goals in 4 matches against 'em)

jamalnation:
Keep calm bro we in da building

SWA 0-1 CHE

Roman Army!!! Lezz do diz...haterz where u @??

Na wah ooo ...match neva start and we don reach 5 pages for nairaland....diz kind english el classico no be small oo

Well it's anoda weekend on d way...growing up as a little kid holds a lot of memories but i will like to go to d superstition aspect...there are many more dan dis so feel free to add yours
1)If u eat at d doorstep or at d entrance of d house....den u won't belle full
2)If u eat mango immediately after drinking garri den u're likely to die (biliv me ave tried dis many times notin happened)
3)Whistling in d afternoon wen d sun is up will attract snakes..lol
4)If white birds(don't no d name bt we know dem as lekeleke) are flying and u wave ur hand after dem...white marks will appear on ur fingernails
5)Wen u see a salamander (alanbere)....u ave to sing for it or else it'll turn to snake...Nibo
6)If it has been a while NEPA bring light and dey suddenly bring it one day...don't shout "UP NEPA"...else d light will go off..
7)If u spit on d ground and other legs match it...ur throat will start paining u..
If ur mum or dad wanna beat u...just pluck one or two of ur eyelashes...drop it on their shoes and wen dey wear it...den she will 4get ur punishment
9)Wanna faint wen ur teacher beats u in skul??....just put banana leaf under ur armpit and biliv in life afta death!
10)Feel free to add yours
Cc:Lalasticlala,Mynd44

Nah nah nah....serena played against Simona Halep yesterday and she won...lol
Even if Serena loses her next 6 matches....d numba 1 spot is sure 4 her coz d gap is so so long

Me nah..........BATSHUAYI and OSCAR!!

VikingsOO7:

and he has finally been beaten!....d charm aff spoil....iheanacho is pretty gud...oya one more make we cap it off

Since mmmmaaaawwwwwrrrrriiiiinnnnngggggg

Lailai ..diz keeper used sumtin come diz match...aaaahhh even Neuer and Buffon no fit keep like diz!....eleyi ti poju now

I hope we don't come to regret all d chances we are losing in diz match....and moses just got "mouth blooded"

What on earth is really worrying Nigerians?....see dem above me spewing thrash...wen a pastor raped 25 girls wat u'll just say is "His joystick needs 2 b cut off...or he's in-humane"..dey found charm in front of a church...pastor was found wit a 6 month old dead baby...now dey said muslim cleric u started abusing d religion...mhen we're bias in dis country no be small!

U people sef i thought dey said d 3 names stands for d 3 main tribes of Nigeria
Ciroma....shuld b Hausa (i think)
Chukwuma...definitely Igbo
Adekunle....we dah Yorubas
oh Geez! I no it's just a comedy picture!!!....some aff started bashing me already...Hian!

Ehn ehn!....se looto?

Some tins are meant to be left......Alone!!!

Some pple can't harm others...yet it's still some pple dah will teach dem to do so!...fu*!ck d police!!!

Damn!...one will tink dey are really **** at first glance ....even d placement of hand on MOUSE!....well all diz tins dnt freak me anyway...dnt ask me why

Chaiiii dat numba 9 gat me.....He's an Arsenal fan!!! ...he don get 2 heartbreaks from dem already anyway he shuld use Nigeria's win yesterday 2 kul down im body