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if only i can see oga jonahs face now

The LORD has spoken through his servant.lets c ao it goes..
God bless t.b joshua
God bless me
God bless nigeria
God bless chänge.
anywy SAI Buhari

Senate
apc:174
pdp 80`

Presidency
äpc 180
pdp 74

House of rep:
pdp:75
apc:157
Apa:2
pdc:1
void:10

Pdp sharing 1k fr votes here..but i voted fr change..10-pipu to go.results cming

The atmsphere here at oke ose ward ilorin east local govt.is calm.there ws no machine atal.oñly one policeman is here.voting started at 1Pm and the count is on..result on the way...chil

Habä cos of power??..mayb ds election shud b nulifyd o.cos töo many shits are goin oñ

Pix

This things are expct€d.it is not asif apc pipu töo re holy.I just hope the right man wins.
as fr me o.i just got accredited at oke ose,ilorin.kwara state.
wil vote fr change.
*sai baba

thank you Jesus.
#Never again shall our die for nothing.
no more weeping.
no more crying.
we will all be smiling
Change is coming.
The clueless one is going.
new songs we will be singing.
#Never again.
#Godblessoursoldiers.
#GEJtill2015
#GMB/PYO in.

Anywhichway I have decided to vote for change come tomoro

all i know is that i have decided to vote for CHANGE...You dnt like that then become a cadaver IN JESUS NAME

All in the name of money.. Chai

That shall not despise yur days of little beginning

Hmm. It depends on what you do with the cheese. Although i will strongly recommend that yu get a better job as soon as possible.. But personally sha its crap.with all the necessities around??.. EITHER YOU GET ANOTHER JOB OR YOU GET FINANCE AND MAKE YOUR OWN WEALTH

Actually most of the courses you listed are relevant.. So get your facts right. E. G food science, Mass communication, History, French.. If everyone of us are doctors then who will work in other parastatals.. Infact sef.All courses are worthy of being studied cos who knows where the destiny lies.. A friend studied french in Unilorin and now works in the French embassy. He collects big money pass me sef. I envy him die.. Just imagine he studied law probably he will be an average man now.. So......!!!!

gidjah:
I tell her point blank ,then go singing

Lol.. Na so.. I think I will try that next

I guess voicing it out is kinda matured. But ladies like arguing like mad

Imagine a situation when yur bae or boo vexes you.. What do u do?

PDP sef are on their own.
As for me, my onitemi, my padi, and fellow sensible Nigerians.GMB2015.#march4buhari

Arrest and prosecute the mofo..religion is now about self conviction.not what one man says behind the pulpit.while his behaviour shows the opposite..Oritsejafor dis,Oritsejafor DAT..Na only u

1).your bro is your bro.
2) When your bro’s girlfriend inquires about his whereabouts you know nothing, always.
3) You are only obligated to wingman for one bro per social event, after that the bro is on his own.
4) When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him. This is the most important role a bro
may play for a bro, and may not be violated or debauched.
5) You must always do whatever is in your power to stop a bro from soiling himself with a poor looking
girl. Unless the bro is able to stand up, look you in the eye, and articulate that he is to a decent extent
sober. Then you are absolved of any responsibility.
6) When a bro pays for all the alcohol for an occasion himself, this must be made known to all present and
made out to be the greatest feat ever observed in human history. A bro may skip out on kicking in for beer
if he has done this recently.
7) A bro must always respect another bro’s car, house, and parents.
Love thy father and mother. A bro will never ever get with a bro’s biological mother or sister. Step
sisters and mothers are fair game.
9) When a bro is showing his bro’s his new ride, he is always required to open the hood and showcase the
contents. All bros present are required to admire the content, even if they know nothing about cars.
10) When a bro asks a bro what he thinks of his girlfriend or date, a bro is always required to give an
honest answer. The phrase, “I’d bang her” is off limits.
11) A bro will never ever leave his bros without a ride. A bro may never be allowed to walk alone more than
2 blocks.
12) A bro will never ask for gas money for a ride unless he truly is hard up, or the ride exceeds the
distance of 20 miles.
13) When gas money for a ride is offered, it may be accepted. Use your own bro-judgment to determine if
you should accept.
14) A bro shall never make another bro ashamed for hooking up with a girl. Even if she was truly nasty, a
bro will make excuses for his bro. Example, “you were drunk so…”
15) If a bro is terrible at sports, excuses may be made, no matter how bad they are. Good bros will start to
play worse so that their bro doesn’t look so bad.
16) A bro will never make another bro look bad in front of a target girl. The wingman should swiftly punish
any such attempts. Afterwards the bro who infringed upon this rule may be confronted by the whole circle
of bros.
17) A bro will always ask around before taking the last of anything. If a bro should ask you if its alright,
unless the need is great or direct ownership is applied, you will let him have it. Common courtesy and the
bro code go hand in hand.
18) A chick may be included in the bro code if she has proven herself worthy via general bro concession.
19) A chick may never be informed of the sacred rules of the bro code. A chick may be treated as a bro but
never told of the rules. When reprimanding a girl for an infringement of the bro code, say “its just common
courtesy.”
20) A bro will never let another bro drive drunk. Space must always be found or made for a drunk bro who
needs to leave. If necessary, the theft of phone and keys shall be done for his own good. (exception: a
designated group drunk driver exists, this bro has mastered the art of driving under the influence and has
proven his worth)
21) A bro will never allow another bro to drunk dial or txt a girl. No exceptions to this rule. When a bro is
truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a sober state of mind is achieved.
22) If a bro’s girlfriend calls you and asks about a bros actions the previous night, (I.e. the bro claimed to
be sleeping at a friend’s house) you will always claim that yes he was there and you may even claim he is
still there. Studies show that 8 out of 10 bros will do this without thinking. The other 2 bros claimed he was
still with them but unavailable to talk.
23) You will always make excuses for a bros actions, no matter how obscene. All things done by a drunk
bro must be forgiven. No exceptions.
24) A bro should always be allowed to make amends for his actions.
25) A bro will always give his bro’s girl a ride to wherever, so long as restitutions are made for the action.
26) A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter. Doing so will force your bro to
imagine you naked and this is unforgivable.
27) A bro will always do his best to help another bro’s self esteem. The Alpha-Bro should always be
handing out the wisdom and power of his skill. A bro will always recognize the master seducer of the
group.
28) A bro should never ever under any circumstances sleep with a bro’s ex-girlfriend. A bro may proceed
to make moves on another bro’s failed target (he got rejected) but only after asking permission first. If the
bro declines your invitation to bust some moves, you must adhere to his wishes and find a new target.
29) If permission for rule 28 has been given by a bro, and success is evident for yourself. One must always
put it down to it being the girl’s preference and not due to your superior abilities. If a bro proceeds to
become butt-hurt about your success where he failed, you are under no obligations to make him feel better
or apologize for your success.
30) A bro will always take care of a bro who is blacked out, throwing up, and incase parents or girlfriend
call. If a bro’s parents demand he comes home immediately, one will immediately allow him to use a
shower and whatever else is necessary to make sure a bro receives no enemy fire on the home front.
31) A bro will always tell a bro what he did when he was blacked out. No matter how bad.
32) A bro must always maintain a safe physical distance from a bro’s girl, especially when drinking.
Physical contact may only be made with a bro’s girl, when saying good bye. No exceptions.
33) A bro will always do his best to stop a bro from getting tattoos. A bro’s skin is the largest organ he
has and the second most important. Especially if the tattoo is of a girl. Chicks will dump you and play with
your heart, but a bro will protect you like his own private parts.
34) When a promise is made, it shall be kept. And under no circumstances shall it be broken.
35) The way of the bro is sacred, cherish it like a sect or cult. The bro life is like being in Jedi training
camp. You must always show your bro love and be joyous when bro love is shown to you.
36) Bro-mance is allowed but only among your tightest bros. Never take your bro-mance too far. And if
anyone should remark negatively upon your bro-mance. An immediate beat down should ensue. Should a
girl comment negatively upon the bro-mance, kindly explain to her that she will never know love from a
man such as you and your bros share. And let her know what a privilege it is to be a mere witness to your
glory.
37) The fist bump is a bro’s greatest weapon aside from the bro code itself. It should be used to show
support, acceptance, pride, and it is an all around green light for an action that was committed. Use the fist
bump often, and show constant appreciation for your bro’s jokes and skills with it.
38) Corollary to rule 37, the denial of a bro’s fist bump is a terribly powerful slap in the face. To deny a fist
bump is no light thing, and should only be done when there is very great disapproval of an action.
39) Never refer to a bro by his last name, this is a sign of disrespect. Always refer to a bro by their name,
nickname, or any standard bro word.
40) Standard bro names include but are not limited to; bro, dude, man, and anything with bro in it.
(example: broham.)
41) Always respect a bro’s viewpoints about anything from politics to cars to religion. The only time a
bro’s views do not matter is when they conflict with the bro code. If such a case should happen, the bro
should be immediately evicted from the bro circle, until correctional actions have been made.
42) A bro should always treat for food when a bro is broke. Signs that a bro is broke are phrases like, “I’d
rather eat at home”, “I’m not hungry”, “I just ate”, and finally “I’m trying to save money so ill eat at home.”
43) Similar to rule 42, when discussing the purchase of party beverages, if a bro declines to offer money.
The other bros should cover for him. No bro should be denied thirst quenching goodness just because it’s a
tight week or month.
44) A good bro will always encourage his bros to be an Alpha-Bro when it comes to talking to girls. If
necessary demonstrations of your prowess may be made to give your bros something to work with.
45) A bro is only allowed to do really stupid things when he is really drunk. A bro may be denied further
access to alcohol when it is obvious he has drunk too much already.
46) All things must be forgiven among bros, with the exception being your drunk bro feels up your
girlfriend. This allows for an immediate punch to the face, but only after all other bros have been told and
are gathered to watch the punishment. Before the blow is delivered, your drunk bro must have the situation
explained to him. Because he is drunk, he will probably agree that he needs to be punched.
47) Under no circumstances should a bro ever be hit in the genitals for any reason. EVER!
48) You should only ever make fun of a bro for minor things that don’t affect their physical attributes.
Example, dam man you got really goofy shoes. The exception is for something that doesn’t exist, example;
making fun of your friend for having man-boobs when he clearly doesn’t.
49) The only time that cockblocking is condoned by the bro code is when the designated cockblocker (aka
the bombardier) has viable reasons to stop a bro from hooking up with a girl.
50) The Golden bro rule that everyone knows, Bros over hoes. This rule may be seasoned to taste by the
bros themselves. Example; Bros over hoes except at the close. This rule of the bro code is what sets the
male gender apart from the female gender. It is the very essence of the bro code, and embodies the true
awesomeness that is bro love.

although I know a draw is impossible.but with the heard results.this thing is tight..its Ilesha(aregbe).vs. Ife(omisore).

dguyindcorner: on the contrary his administration is the best we have ever had. I stand to be corrected.

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sir I'm not opposing your claim o..my friends in osun said.
the students rarely get bursary/scholarship.
Salaries are not being paid on time.
the acclaimed school uniform he gave students is bad and very expensive..
even with the results I'm getting.I'm surprised P.D.P is really pulling strings..that is to show that Osun people are not really convinced abt.d guys administration..
anyway I pray d right person wins

nobody refresh this page reach me..although I'm not currently in Osun.but am a proud Ijesha..I wish aregbe
wins.but report reaching me is that the guy's administration is bad..dunno who to support nw sef

report coming from a friend in Ife says accreditation is On..but with random questioning. the people rilli want to vote fr P.D.P..especially d civil servants.

smartchoice: Though not reta.rded... But I can say that retardation calls for an interdenominational Thanksgiving compared to what you're afflicted with! Abeg swerve make I see road...

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You remind of the last patient my doctor friend attended to at LASUTH. recommending him to specialist at National psychiatric hospital(yaba left).before our strike against industrial action..Get well soon.

smartchoice: I will pretend I didn't see your post...

one of the retards I was talking about..

omokab: hey!this country is going backward o.see what this one calling himself a young doctor is saying.Our future generation cnt nt think deeply again.but surely,your own time is coming that somebody will defeat by force not neccessary you contest for a political position but in another way round.l

I know your problem..you and your family have been dished 1. bowl of mama-africa rice.it has clouded the area 17,18,19,44 and 45 of your cerebrum.

mogentle: You are a confirmed goa.t.
So, you are happy as PDP molests the opposition. You are Pathetic.

hey dude.did you just call your uncle a goat??.your lack of home training will always tell on you..because charity they say begins at home..and where in d topic was it stated that the abductors were P.D.P..and moreover if you live in the southwestern part of this nation.you will know that A.P.C is as good as nothing..except for Ondo where L.P is at least doing something..why do u think Fayose won in Ekiti..that will be an assignment for you son..
my guess is that you are 1 of the retards who thinks A.P.C has something better to offer..and next time boy before you take on a case I hope you get your facts..because a curfew was declared yesterevening.and if by that means any1 is found roaming the streets they are to be placed behind the bars.and the last time I checked.no1 is above the law..so due punishment should be given..as much as I dnt like PDP..they are still better than A.P.C take it or leave it.or ask the adults in your house for advice on that.cos you know nothing about how people are really suffering here in the southwest..

dunno.y sum pipu just take it as a task evriday of their miserable life.to compare and abuse others..was it a must for them to comment??..live and let live now

lie mohammed down...MRE to CME fr D's APC people..as much as I dnt like P.D.P.I still prefer them to this useless A.P.C of a thing..