₦airaland Forum

tejpot:
No offence too, its just that ur choice of words is mordant and ur thoughts are sinuous. I wish you a serrated new year ahead

#clap for yourself#.
It still doesn't change the fact that you gave me the best joke of the year. "A state government should start donating shalanga to every homes". I still can't find it on google where a mere street counsellor donated such let alone a state government. I would appreciate it if you give me a weblink to where I could read such news so as to agree with you.

Millions of people reads from nairaland bro. Don't make outsiders to start laughing at we "nigerians" thinking that we all reason the same way.
#Peace#

tejpot:
Nay, thats not meant for me, but at ur foolishness, I chortle in panache.

Bro, no offence, but for you to have that imbecilic mentality that a state governor should start donating shalanga to every "toilet-less" home in the state, then you deserve the award for "The best Ediot of the year"

orobs93:
all this pdp fanatics una nor get single shame for body...
can u imagine...railway and train?...
well most of you are under 18 and depend on ur parents for life and you don't know what they go through on a daily basis just to provide for you..
you don't know how dey get fuel for you.
You don't know how hard dey pray just for your protection
you don't know how hard they work just to provide for you.
you don't even know how hard they have to fight other people just for the sake of their family..

I believe if u were directly involved you will have a rthink.

If you dedicate all this your book of lamentation on GeJ, then what is the duty of the member of the house of assembly in your ward?,
the federal representative of your senetorial district who gets millions of naira allocation to cater for your district?.
The Oba of your town who claims to be king of your area? And finally,
The Governor whom you elected with your thumb to govern the state where you live in?.
If your book of lamentation omitted the names of those people and you expect Gej who stays in Abuja to come to your street to provide security?, then you are the baddest Ediot ever liveth

pimplucious:
U see, our major problem in Nigeria are people like u who are sooo narrow minded, unexpose, least intelligent. Who bemuse on regular things seemingly because of their level of exposure. People like u whose level of intelligence and exposure is cruelly restricted within a certain circle.

People like u whose live revolve round a very limited style, who have really not experience life itself and are not ready to learn, who embrace lies folly and deception with all their might and ready to die for it.

it is people like u who don't understand the greatest resources of any nation is its human capital. It is people like u who are unfortunately in the helms of affair in this nation who are ready to trade the souls of its citizen for a few dollar. Continue to wallow in misery.

Bros, abeg, what is the summary of this your hullabalu?.

Becos some people acted nollywood with 270+ girls, we shouldn't breath again?.
Typical nigerian mentality.
When you can't impregnate your wife, blame it on govt.
When you can't provide food for your family, blame it on Gej.
When your father is uselessly lazy to work hard like the Dangote's and co who build wealth for their generation, you blame it on Gej.
When you couldn't tidy up your dirty environment and you got malaria, you blame it on GEJ.
Bros abeg go sleep inside gutter jaree.

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RIP

tejpot:
Yeye, why not distribute Shalanga or WC toilet to them?

ANUS INFRASTRUCTURE

The way the governor of your state donates shalanga for every citizen of your state abi?. Oponu ayirada

Ok

danypack7:
Are you a student in a university or higher institution? If yes, then this is for you. Remember when you first got into school, your first aspiration was to graduate from the university with a first class. Then, especially for those that have been in school for quite a while, the aspiration seemed to change with time after the first year.
Compromise set in and you began to settle for less than your initial goal. Very few people leave school with the degree they had wanted to acquire initially. I must tell you that the ‘first class’ in in your hands and not in the hands of your lecturers. You choose the grades you want by the decisions you make and the actions you take. Your lecturers only give you the grades you choose. Below are five qualities that you must cultivate if you must become a first class student:


Five Qualities of a ‘First Class’ student

Dedication:
This is the quality of being devoted to something. Are you devoted to that goal you want to achieve? Dedication shows up in class or lecture attendance, amount of time spent revising notes and studying and so on.

Discipline:
Every first class student knows what it means to delay self-gratification. Studying is not always as interesting as watching a movie or playing a video game. Discipline is the practice of training oneself to ensure acceptable and desired patterns of behavior. You must always remind yourself that your future and the kind of life you will have tomorrow depends on the decisions you make today. You must pay the price to sow good seeds today so that you can reap the desired harvest tomorrow.

Perseverance:
Encarta tells us this word means steady and continued action or belief, usually over a long period and especially despite difficulties or setbacks. In other words, a first class student will say no to compromise and laxity when it’s time to study, to pray, to go for lectures or to do those things that he is supposed to do.

Prayer:
Every first class student knows that to trust in one’s might, strength and ability alone is foolishness. You must take seriously your closet where you communicate with God and draw strength, wisdom and enablement from Him. If you do not have a relationship with God through Jesus Christ, you need to enter into a relationship with Him.

Balance:
This one is also very important because this is where so many students miss it. The university is not a place for solely reading and studying to obtain a degree though this is the primary purpose. It’s a platform for acquiring knowledge that will help you build a future for yourself, for discovering your purpose in life and for general all-rround self-development. You must engage yourself in other activities that will develop you spiritually, intellectually, physically, morally, socially and even financially. Get adequate rest also, very important. It’s not in the amount of ‘night classes.’
Read more at: http://www.mynaijadream.com/2014/07/becoming-first-class-student.html

But "Rancho" in 3-idiots never practice all of this things?, and yet, he made first class ahead of "silencer" chatur.

"In ranchodas chanchad voice". Never harbour the fear of having good grades, its not good for grades, follow your passion, chase excellence and success will chase you.

Haba!!, so this beautiful article is still dieing at BACKPAGE all this while?, and topics about wizkid, tonto dikeh, bankyW and politics are making there way to front page?.
SMH for nairaland gods mods. Nairaland is gradually losing its quality and virtue. No wonder we now have space-booker and france students when the topics making frontpage aren't worthing a reasonable comment. And at the end, the topics doesn't go beyond 2 or 3 pages. Its well,
I give up on NL

Maybe

Eeeyah

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ireneony:
some ladies can be so desperate; you just start dating a guy, before you know you start cooking, washing his clothes and cleaning his house that doesn't mean he will marry you.
doing what I wrote above is okay when you are in long term relationship.
we ladies should learn to have self respect.
to the guys if a lady is doing all this in the beginning of your relationship please run, she want to trap you with marriage.
I don't need to do all these to win a man love.
ladies, when a man loves you he does not need you to prove yourself by washing his clothes, cleaning his house and cooking for him.

This is exactly the advice that aunty bola followed that make bro kunle dumped her for a village girl who knows how to take care of the house. Now, aunty bola is now 33 running to church and praying for husband.

To the ladies. If you truly love a guy and he also loves you. Forget about all this shits been spewed by the OP. 85% of men used to believe that "if she doesn't display a house wife attitude when we are courting, how am I sure that she would show the attitude when we are married?".
People don't change after marriage, they only improve on their courtship attitude. Be it good or bad.
For me. If my girl friend sits down all time whenever she visits and she watches me cooking without offering an assistance, or if I'm washing cloths or cleaning house and she could even struggle to assist me. Then she is meant to be used and dumped "no offence". If you can't show a wife attitude in relationship, I can't trust you for that attitude in marriage.