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Crime / Re: Man Butchet Wife Over Unfaithfulness (pics) by Youngmillo(m): 3:21pm On Oct 02, 2012
A realy cnt imagine what he used to butchet her but thats totaly barbaric lipsrsealed
Crime / Man Butchet Wife Over Unfaithfulness (pics) by Youngmillo(m): 12:18pm On Oct 02, 2012
I do not understand what is
going on in this Country!
According to Source, this
happened in Akoko Lagos state
and the person in the picture is a
woman, allegedly butchered by
her husband for cheating.
This just so cruel and inhuman,
From the Pics, Still can't figure
out what Material the Lunatic
Husband Users to Redesign her. Wat do you think should become of that useless man?
Politics / Patrick Obahiagbon Speaks On 9ja @52 by Youngmillo(m): 10:05pm On Oct 01, 2012
Patrick Obahiagbon Speaks on
Nigeria 52nd Independence:-
As we celebrate our flag and
shambolic autarky at 52, we
must realise that Nigeria is still
more of a geographic
contrivance as has been rightly
posited by Chief Obafemi
Awolowo. Not with our
centrifugal excrescences
preponderating over our
centripetal proclivities.
It’s a matter for mental pabulum
that we are daily drifting into
our ethnic cocoons. We still
remain one country with
disparate ethnic agendas and I
can say it for the umpteenth time
again that we must sit down in a
sovereign national colloquy to
discuss the basis for our
nationhood. Anything short of
this is just vacuous
scahiamachy.”
God Bless Nigeria!!!
Jokes Etc / Akpor At It Again!!! by Youngmillo(m): 8:54am On Oct 01, 2012
It happened in a hospital in Warri,
Delta State...
Intensive Care Unit (ICU) patients
were dying in the same bed, every
Sunday at 3pm. Doctors thought it
was something supernatural. So, a
team of medical experts gathered
to investigate the cause or causes
of the mysterious deaths.
The following Sunday, few
minutes before 3pm, all the
doctors & Nurses stood around
that particular bed waiting to see
what it was. Then suddenly Akpos
(part time sweeper) entered the
ICU, unplugged the Life Support
system of that bed & then
plugged his blackberry charger... Ch33rs
Romance / Re: Nigeria Men by Youngmillo(m): 5:45am On Oct 01, 2012
sexkillz: Abeg no teach am bad tin. . . You see "young" and "milo" for person name, and u wan give am beer? shocked

abeg, find 10 tins of Milo or 10 packs of chocomilo give am, before you are charged with "child intoxication" angry
Dat Youngmillo nah Youngmillionaire abbrevated... And mind you,U'r talkn to a young barrister you may b sued. undecided
sexkillz: Abeg no teach am bad tin. . . You see "young" and "milo" for person name, and u wan give am beer? shocked

abeg, find 10 tins of Milo or 10 packs of chocomilo give am, before you are charged with "child intoxication" angry
Dat Youngmillo nah Youngmillionaire abbrevated... And mind you,U'r talkn to a young barrister you may b sued.
Romance / Re: Nigeria Men by Youngmillo(m): 5:24am On Oct 01, 2012
Am not a young dude o... Jxt like that youngmillo name tongue
Romance / Nigeria Men by Youngmillo(m): 10:43pm On Sep 30, 2012
Bold, brash, infuriating, funny,
crafty, big-hearted, double-
dealing, sexy, crazy, loving…take
your pick! All these adjectives (and
more) describe the quintessential
Nigerian man. A lot has been said
about him…some good, some not
so good. There's the belief that
Nigerian mothers raise their
daughters and spoil their sons…
too true. From the time he comes
screaming from her into the
world and all rejoice that "it's a
boy! " he is doted and waited on
hand and foot by the female folk
in the family…whether mothers,
sisters, aunties and their
girlfriends/ wives are expected to
pick up from there. How many a
little girl have had to wash dishes
and when asked if Junior can join
her, have been told "No! Because
he is a boy!" How many a heart
has been broken by those brown,
twinkly eyes and wicked, dimpled
grin? The countless "I'm sorry, I'll
never do it again" to the "It
wasn't my fault, she tricked me…
into getting her pregnant!"
Nigerian men are as different as
they come but there are some
characteristics that stand out,
are constant and trail him
wherever he goes.
HE IS HARDWORKING…Com pared
to his counterparts in Diaspora,
the Nigerian man is a natural
hustler. Whether its at his fancy
bank job in V.I. or watch-peddling
in the Traffic, he works hard for
his money. Not for him the
queuing at the Giro office or
sitting on the sidewalk, swigging
from a bottle of booze, hollering
at sistas. Even if he does that you
can be sure he has finished work
and is just kidding around, which
brings me to the next
characteristic…
HE PLAYS HARD….what's all that
hard work for if you don't get to
spend the proceeds? He LURVES to
groove…whether its at the Club or
the open air pepper soup joint at
Obalende! He loves to enjoy
himself …and invite others to
enjoy it with him. There's always
some house-warming, Child
Dedication, Birthday or new item
to "wash" which leads me to the
fact that…
HE LOVES THE GOOD THINGS OF
LIFE…just drive through Lagos or
any of the other major cities in
Nigeria and check out the flashy
cars, fancy homes and hot night
spots. The Nigerian man (along
with his woman) likes to enjoy
the good things of life. He's got to
have the flashiest car, the finest
girl, the biggest house. If he's got
the dough, he flaunts it (and
wants you to know he is flaunting
it too!) and God help those of
other Nationalities when he is on
the roll! On the downside, this has
led many into a life of crime.
Another characteristic of the
Nigerian man is that HIS LOVE FOR
WOMEN! That the Nigerian man
loves women can not be disputed.
No race, colour or hue is off limits.
Not too many years ago, the
winner of Miss Norway Beauty
Contest was a half-caste with the
distinctively Nigerian name of my
forebears. When asked about her
origins, she said her mother was
Norwegian but unfortunately she
had never met her father before.
Talk about sowing your wild oats!
I've seen children that are half-
Filipino and half-Nigerian! Half-
Malaysian and even half-Indian!
How he managed to convince the
latter I will never know because
Indians hardly ever marry outside
their race! But trust my Bros! No
woman is too hard to toast! Once
he makes up his mind, he goes
after her with a single-mindedne
ss of a soldier on a special
mission. Who can resist his
charms?Which brings me to the
next characteristic…
HIS "SWEET MOUTH"! How many
times have you my sisters, sworn
that you were going to "brain"
that boyfriend of yours when you
catch him in yet another
escapade, only for him to turn up
with an innocent-lookin g face,
weaving his fabricated story of
how he tripped and fell on his
Aunt who happened to be
wearing red lipstick, so that's
how the mark got on his shirt!
You know he's lying and sweet-
talking you but you allow yourself
(after initially raking) to soften
and smile at his smooth flattery
and corny jokes.E.g. "Mamarazzy-
mama zita!The only woman wey
fit turn Urhobo man to flying
boat!No one but you!Every other
woman is a counterfeit!" and you
accept him, after all, you are too
young to die of hypertension!Th
is leads to yet another
characteristic…
HE IS FINE
There is no denying it…Nigerian
men are fine. Compare him to
men from other nationalities. Is it
the "yellow" ones from the East or
the Caramel ones from the West?
Or the dark chocolate from the
North? Sure, there are some that
are more "fearfully than
wonderfully made" but generally
our boys are fine!
And last but not the least…
He LOVES GOOD FOOD
That his woman should know
how to cook should not even be
up for negotiation. Recently, I was
at a get together in Abuja for a
group of African–America ns that
had completed a project and were
on their way back to the U.S. They
were going on about how warm
and hospitable the people were
and the women among them (like
true Americans!) said they
wouldn't mind getting married to
Nigerians and would like to be
hooked up! Well, a crazy colleague
of mine decide to take on the role
of match-maker and started
asking for their likes, preferences
etc. As they were giving it one by
one amidst much laughter, one of
them dropped the bombshell that
she couldn't cook.You could have
heard a pin drop! The whole
room went quiet. That, I can tell
you, put paid to her "Nigerian-
husba nd" ambition.
Overall, the Nigerian man may
have his flaws (who doesn't?) but
love him or hate him, he is who
he is…and if the truth be told
many of us Nigerian women
wouldn't have him any other
way…save for a little tweaking
here and there!

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Religion / The Bible In Another Dimension by Youngmillo(m): 2:40pm On Sep 30, 2012
Our journey began at Genesis
through Exodus. On the way, we
saw Leviticus recording the
Numbers of people at
Deuteronomy, while Joshua was
waiting at the beautiful gate for
Judges to see Ruth calling loudly
"Samuel, Samuel". At a stage, the
first and second Kings of
Chronicles were coming to visit
Ezra, Nehemiah and Esther for the
misfortune of Job, their brother.
Then they noticed that Mr. Psalms
was teaching his children
Proverbs
concerning Ecclesiastes and Songs
of Solomon. This coincided with
the period that Isaiah and
Jeremiah were engaged in
Lamentation for Ezekiel and Daniel
their friend. By that time, Amos
and
Obadiah were not around. Three
days later, Hosea, Joel and Jonah
travelled in the same ship with
Micah and Nahum to Jerusalem .
More also, Habakkuk visited
Zephaniah who introduced him to
Haggai a friend of Zechariah
whose cousin is Malachi.
Immediately after the old
tradition,
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John got
involved in Acts with the Romans
who were behaving like the
Corinthians, who were also
always
at loggerhead with the Galatians.
At that time too, the Ephesians
realising that the Philippians were
close to the Colossians, suggested
to the Thessalonians that they
should first of all see Timothy who
had gone to the house of Titus to
teach Philemon his younger
brother how to read and write
Hebrew. On hearing, James asked
Peter to explain to him how the
three Johns have disclosed to
Jude
the Revelation of our Lord Jesus
Christ...
Happy Sunday Pals
Politics / Re: Ondo State Governorship Debate Live On AIT. by Youngmillo(m): 9:54pm On Sep 28, 2012
Lets not waste time unnecessary as Oct. 20 wil justify d meanz... Anyday anytime I give it to Mimiko.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Arsenal Missing Piece? by Youngmillo(m): 8:35am On Aug 28, 2012
To all footbal lovers nd analyst... With the departure of Arsenal faithful n talisman (Song & Robin Vanpersie) Arsenal have yet to record a single goal in their first two matches of the campaign. Now my big question iz... Who is the missing piece in arsenal's puzzle? Candid opinion please as this wil b forwarded to arsenal fans forum.
Education / Re: Unilorin 2012/2013 Admissions by Youngmillo(m): 8:47am On Aug 26, 2012
Plz ah cant chck mah admissn status on Unilorin site as d site iz nt gng tru... Anybody xcperience xame?
Education / Re: Unilorin 2012/2013 Admissions by Youngmillo(m): 9:29pm On Aug 07, 2012
olaremy2k: Can someone pls check for me on school site...26324964ID...password-teacher
Jxt chkd 4U yhu'r nt yet admitd buh letz kip d faith bro al iz wel
Education / Re: Unilorin 2012/2013 Admissions by Youngmillo(m): 9:23pm On Aug 07, 2012
ednut1: I don't knw y pple don't listen, unilorin admission is not by jamb or post jamb score,
xo wat ar dah usin o :-
Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by Youngmillo(m): 9:19pm On Aug 07, 2012
Unilorin Jez release dia admisn list dnt knw wat dz OAU iz waitin... Hiss n walk away
Education / Re: Unilorin 2012/2013 Admissions by Youngmillo(m): 9:09pm On Aug 07, 2012
Plz as anywan b admittd to study Po.Scienc cuz ah cnt find mai name. I score 243 n 76 In UTME n PUTME respectively
Celebrities / Re: Recent Picture Of Tuface And His Cute Kids by Youngmillo(m): 10:52am On Aug 03, 2012
antitpiah: Look at the girl for instance . . . Isnt she fat? There is Obesity in her future somewhere and maybe diabetes, which of course will lead to amputation of her extremities. She may not enact her poor prognosis as exactly as i have stated; however, there is no denying the fact that she is not a miss universe material. . . not now, not in the future, and no amount of plastic surgery can change that.

Go born ur own mak we cee aw she go luk.... Idiat animal
Education / Oau..aspirant Lets Chat by Youngmillo(m): 6:57pm On Jul 10, 2012
Oau aspirantz letz meet here
Education / Re: Rufus Giwa Polt, Owo, Ondo State Post Ume Form Is Out. by Youngmillo(m): 6:54pm On Jul 10, 2012
Pls.. I scored 178 cn i apply 4 d form
Education / Re: Unilorin 2012/2013 Admissions by Youngmillo(m): 9:32am On Jul 10, 2012
Tnx@boladp..bt cn yhu gues d price
Education / Re: Osun State University Thread For 2012/2013 Admission by Youngmillo(m): 9:19am On Jul 10, 2012
Am oluwapelumi by name... I scored 178 in my jamb score..didn't chose osunpoly..bt cn i apply4d pume nd watz d probability dt i'l b chosen[color=#990000][/color] angry
Education / Re: Unilorin 2012/2013 Admissions by Youngmillo(m): 9:08am On Jul 10, 2012
Plz wen is unilorin pre degree form wil b out
Education / Re: Unilorin 2012/2013 Admissions by Youngmillo(m): 11:36am On Jun 08, 2012
Pls fellas I heard the registration closing date has been extnded. Pls can anyone confirm dat, cuz my registration is given a hell of problem. I'll be waitin........
Education / Re: OAU Admission For The Year 2011/2012 by Youngmillo(m): 7:21am On Jan 24, 2012
Pls I want to know if I can stil change my course to a less competitive one to better my chance of gainin admission or is it too late??
Education / Re: OAU Admission For The Year 2011/2012 by Youngmillo(m): 6:06pm On Jan 23, 2012
Pls I want you guys to advise me on the next step to take as I dont really know when the next list will be out and I learnt that Jamb will be closing on the 2nd 0f february, so pls what should I do as have already been given the money to take another Jamb, Pls I want U people to reply urgently cuz am really confused?? sad sad sad undecided undecided
Education / Re: OAU Admission For The Year 2011/2012 by Youngmillo(m): 11:27am On Jan 14, 2012
Plz can anyone tel wats wrng wit oau eportal, its nt openin, ar dey uploadin names or wat? And to us waiterz, its wel lets kip prayin cuz dere's nothn praya cnt do, I'll be admittd IJN wat about you
Education / Re: OAU Admission For The Year 2011/2012 by Youngmillo(m): 7:53am On Jan 11, 2012
Plz does anyone knw when the Short fall or VC list 'll be out. Anyone wit genuine info shld talk plzzz
Education / Re: OAU Admission For The Year 2011/2012 by Youngmillo(m): 10:19am On Dec 14, 2011
@all, jst chk my adm. status nd stil nt shwin nt yet admitd. Plz any law or political science aspirant who has bin admitd shld holla. @those admitd, congrats nd plz dnt 4gt us in ur prayerz. Shalom
Education / Re: OAU Admission For The Year 2011/2012 by Youngmillo(m): 10:30am On Dec 13, 2011
Any law or political science aspirant in the awz. Plz help me to chk Ogunleye Oluyemi Stephen. I applied for law nd Political Science, plz help mi to chk o.

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