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This is what a Nigeria girl will say to you if you give her just flowers

A University Don, Professor Maduike Ezeibe of the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State, has claimed his recent therapy for the dreaded Human. Immunodeficiency Virus and Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome is real and effective. According to Ezeibe, he discovered the therapy when he decided to join the medical world to search for a solution to HIV/AIDS.
His research into the therapy known as ‘Antivirt’ (Anti- Viral Therapy) started in 1994, but he was able to discover
the therapy in 2013 when his research was published in the British Journal of Medicine & Medical Research, Ezeibe explained. Mr Ezeibe says two essential minerals, aluminum silicate and magnesium silicate, used in producing the therapy, are mostly found in Umuahia and parts of Abia State which then gives him an upper hand. It will also make the therapy which he claims would take an average of two or three months to cure cheaper and affordable.

65-year-old Caitlyn Jenner has expressed her gratitude by gifting a personalized copy of her Vanity Fair magazine cover to the doctor responsible for her transformation, Dr. Harrison H. Lee.

She wrote:

'To Harrison, Great Job Thank you so much Caitlyn Jenner,' she penned on the cover of one of the glossy magazines.

All of the wedding's that I have attended woman always argue or fight for food and drinks,the one I attended yesterday was also like the rest,some set of church women were sitting close to me and for some time they were sharing food and drinks and they haven't gotten to their section then the senior at of the women just stood up angrily and went to meet one of the young girls sharing the food,and she was shouting what is all this I and my people have been here and we have not gotten even one seed of rice and now we want to leave we are angry and want to go home she was just shouting then a man came and told them they should wait that food is coming,as soon as they brought the first plate all of them brought rubber bag from their bags and pour the rice and ask for another plate they gave them again! the angry womEn was just smilling, happy and discussing.

Lol pls share your experience

girls are fragile and wonderful in nature,a man should never make a woman his punching bag,he should instead love and care more for his woman,even if your woman slap or insult you all you have to do is either walk aways or pet her woman are weaker we should not hit them for anyreason.

ladyteska:
gross...am outta here

MAMA PEACE

TREASURE
MUMMY
BABY

kilode100:
Hmm.
I hate broke guys and I don't like managing.
So far there is money, pls feel free to cheat on me.

aunty you are too fat 4 dis your fat lie

recieve sense ijn

my wife must in chocolate in complexion

obontami:
Boys- Alexander, Jason ,Terry and Banks




Girls- Nelly and Kaylan

wat about ovie whiskey

Truckpusher:
Wetin be ya wife name ?

dollyak d queen of my heart

Truckpusher:
We have guys with the name: Dickson - Which means the son of a Diick and I was only telling the lady that I have a son called Diick.

truckpusher quick kill does fish 4 your profile make we take do pepper soup 4 my wife

DrAify:
Kaisha
Jason
Ava
Ryan

let's get married

DrAify:
Kaisha
Jason
Ava
Ryan

let's get married

Please nominate yungmarshall on the on going mr nairaland contest

I promise all the single nairaland guys new babes and plenty orijin,as for the girls I will credit your bank account.

SarahBabyxx:
How you take know say I be fertilizer...you be chemist?

I love sarahbabyxx

sexymoma:
Why foreign names

koz we are in a foreign land

The bed enjoy the sex more

children are wonderful gifts from God and they should be given beautiful names,by God grace my beautiful wife will give birth to 3kids 2boys and 1 girl and they will b called

ALVIN
EHIS
ROYALTY

1.Having sex with a boy is a big favour to him
2.A relationship is a job opportunity
3.Dating a broke boy is a sin
4.Bleaching is the other of the day?
5.Doing runs#ashawo is a normal thing
6.A man have to give them money for everything
7.They are in control in any relationship

Let me tell us, no sane man will choose his wife
over his mother, because the wife was not there
when his mother conceived him, gave birth to him,
breasfed him, trained him, have so many sleepless
nighs because of him, sent him to school to become
who he is now for you to see, admire and marry.

No wife was there when the mother was washing
the man's dirty clothes, even using bare hands to
wash faeces with which he soiled himself, when the
mother spent days in hospital when sick to make
sure the man is in good health and shape. No wife
was there when the mother wakes in the middle of
the night to talk and advise her son on ways of life,
on how to be a good child to his parents, a good
person in the society, a good employee to his
employer, a good employer to his employees, a
good father to his children and a good husband to
his wife. Now, it's the mother that the wife is now
waging war against. Nooooo wayyyyyy.

North west is just so adorable

yorubaboiy:
LOL..... when u give a recharge card seller 100 to buy a voucher and she still asks HW MUCH
.
kuku gimme 1000 naira own na

make dem give 50naira glo and 50 change

1.They see you in the bank,and they will ask you what are you doing here?i came to sew my new native

2.They see you just coming from your bathroom with water on your body and they will still ask you did you just have your bath?no I was repairing the shower

3.There is no light Anywere and your generator is on,they will still ask you unna on GEN?no we on SUN

4.You call someone at 2am and still ask the person where you sleeping?no I was eating

LOL PLZ ADD YOURS

when your wife dad never wanted the wedding to happen

as for me I will feature
1.cynthia morgan
2.tiwa savage

dem 4 trek go bk make arm robber help dem divide their money

bini boi