she be like Cynthia Morgan

if your married and there is a barcelona vs real Madrid game but your wife woult allow you watch the game cause of her telemundo series,she is holding the remote watching her series and the game is going on what will you do?

he will come back on the 15th he his hiding from his wife#valentine wahala#

she was a cronic weed smoker,i joined her sumtimes all bekoz of love

I laff when I see a girl when thunder don fire her yansh#stretch mark#

Speechless3:
broke guys dont deserve any date.

y can't you be humble like your mum that married your broke dad

she said is it mtn or etisalat,you would av said no its an mtcn number

a bread seller has signed a modelling deal,y some ram will be worried about a guys joystick

op so you and your sister are play chatting and you munch am wan kum form boss 4 here, plz reduce the weed

I love chelsea fc more than my girlfriend

when your foundation colour is brighter than your future.LOL

Girls Girl 1: I Love You Hun Girl 2 : Thanks Swidy Boys Boy 1 : I Love You Hun Boy 2 : You Drink?

lol!a nigeria man can toast a girl in her mum's burial self talkless of church,on the road,inside the bus Etc.a nigeria man can woo a girl anywhere

Only in nigeria some1 will swim with glasses on!na wa o

olamide vs m.i who is better 4 me I will go 4 OLAMIDE

can you marry a woman older than you and still live perfectly?most boiz woult date a girl that's olda dan them talkless of marrying them

if you get an admission letter from a foreign school can you still make use of the letter in january d other year

if you get an admission letter from a foreign school can you still make use of the letter in january d other year

I will let her stay there,

1. Build a Family Altar
Every homes that will be successful must have an avenue
on how they communicate with their creator ''God''. This
family altar is not the altar in the church but medium of
communicating with God at night and early in the morning.
You may read from your bible or daily manner to teach your
family about the word of God. This give parents the avenue
to impact knowledge into the life of their children and put
their feet on the pat they should follow. It allow them to
commit their ways into God's hand.

2. Enjoy Each Other
Marriage is very sweet when it involved to people who
understand all it takes to build a happy home. The essence
of a happy family is that they truly uplift each other and that
all comes down to how they treat each other. Parents come
home and the kids are happy to see them and when kids
come home, the parents are happy to see them. In any
happy family, the absenet of one person will be feel by other
member. When all the family member enjoy the home, the
house will be peaceful.

3. Put the Marriage First
The relationship and marriage must come first. Set a real
example of love. There are many families where kids, Job
and many other things always come first in marriage. Then
they become substitute providers of love. That's an unfair
burden to put on a kid. It's also bad for families because
kids will move out of the house eventually and the marriage
will last for long.

4. Create Time for Stories
Create time for story enable family to share their experience
and knowledge from their working place, and chidren to
share their experience from school. When your kids come
home, ask them what happened in school and have a story
for them. In the evening or weeked, you can give them a
story and allow them to ask question. this enable them to
be free and more closer to each other in the family. This way you give your kids something to look forward to. When you are not around, they will feel your absent. The great bane of family life is boredom and that is what leads to dysfunction,affairs, and kids wanting to be with their friends over family and father or mother keep friends mother family.


5. Put Family Before Friend
Family must come before friend before it can be successful.
Parents must understand that caring for kids also has to be
fun. Give rules, but understand that kids need fun, too.
When kids get bored and listless, they start looking for
excitement out of the home and that is when friends becomemore important. Friendship is important, but subordinate to family.

6. Eat Together
Families that eat together, stay together. It's that simple.
Family dinners are essential to be taken together Have a
minimum of four family dinners per week. When a family eat
together, it brings more closeness and understanding. It
even serve as an avenue to train up children on table
ethics. It discourage the habit of men staying long with their friends or irrelevant issue outside.

7. Play Together
Have one or two unifying activities that the family does
together on a nightly basis. He suggests bedtime stories foryoung children or reading a chapter from a novel to an olderchild. Couple must create an avenue for playing together.You can hardly see some couple playing together, the wife. even find it difficult to discourse with the husband. Anymarriage that will survive, husband and wife must have
close rapport.

8. Free Communication System
There must be a good communication system at home in
which everyone will understand and communicate freely.
Imagine some homes where wives find it difficult to
discouse with their husbands and children are not free to
discouse with their fathers. Such home may find it difficult
to build a successful home but in a happy family, there are
more flexible, open lines of communication. In happy
families, all the members of family unit are able to
communicate openly..

9. Keep Your Voices Down
Remember that children thrive on stability. "There has to be
a calm environment at home. Talk to your kids, give them
strict rules, and punish children when necessary, but don't
lose control and yell. If you yell at kids, that shows you are
out of control and you create a nonpeaceful environment.

10. Never Fight in Front of the Kids
Parents must try all their possible best to avoid fighting in
the presence of their children. While some fighting or
bickering may be inevitable, try to keep it away from the
children. If your kids see you fight and argue, apologize and
say, 'We are sorry you had to see it. Daddy and I just had a
disagreement, but everything is OK now.'"

11. Don't Place Work Above Your Family
Many homes have been destroyed today because of the
husbands or wives over concentration on work more than
family. All work and no play does worse things to a family
than make it dull. "If you are away all the time and don't
prioritize your kids, your kids will internalize feelings of
insecurity thereby make them to believe that they are not
valuable enough. It makes husband or wife believe his or
her spouse love work more than him or he

been dating this girl for a while we always hangout at fast food,any time I wanna talk about kissing or sex she will say am rushing her,I invited her to my house now she brought 3 of her friends!

there was this girl I was liking so we decided to hangout at one fast food,I went there and was waiting for this 4 like 1hour she told me to wait that she cooking rice and she still had to eat,10min later the girl came and we met I started forming small vex and I was like na rice you they use 1hour cook she was like nor vex,aNd I playfully said where is my own rice she said it's at home,so after talking for a while I asked this girl what do you care for this girl that said she has been cooking 4 1hour still said she want fried rice and chicken for my mind see this Hungry girl,i just go where them they sell the food I just ask For the price 4 food dere,i go meet the girl back and said,they said they still preparing for the fried rice only pounded yam and egusi she said bring it and I told her that it doesn't make sense that she. is eating swallow in public,so I come go finally buy snacks as I wan sit down one guy just buy fried rice with chicken the guy was sitting Next to us,this girl they look me I bone,but could see the anger in her eyes,i crack my funniest joke this girl nor. Smile 4 1self,after we talk small she. say she was Hungry and wan go eat I come give am 1k to enter cab

biko share your experience with Hungry girls on a date

Girl: I was scared bcoz it was my first tym doing it,I just heard people say its painful and he said 2 me I must open and I opened slowly and he said I must not be scared,he wont hurt me,then I opened,he puts it in slowly(ouch). I felt like I could cry,but I was 2 shy that people will hear me in the other rooms,he asked that if it was hurting......But I couldn't reply. Tearz were rolling down and my eyes were closed,he then removed it and said;:I told u that I won't hurt u,and I smiled and said;:Thank u Doctor,4 removing this teeth,it really troubled me. Na wao see as u just concentrate dey read am..

WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? HIS MOTHER OR WIFE?

ARGUMENT:
{Mother} - My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breasts for 1yr.

{Wife} - He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking.

(Mother} - I carried him for nine months.

{Wife} - He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.

{Mother} - He passed between my legs with pains.

{Wife} - Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night.

Please WHO OWNS A MAN?
Tell me your answer.

Don't spoil the fun please...

1. Whether You Really Love Him — Or the Idea of Getting
Married
You don’t want to marry Mr. I-Suppose-He’s-Right just
because you’re caught up in bridal excitement, or because it seems like the logical next step or because everyone you
know is tying the knot. To be sure it’s the guy you want,
and not just the Mrs. title, psychologist Elizabeth Lombardo, PhD, author of A Happy You: Your Ultimate Prescription for Happiness, suggests asking yourself these questions: Can you imagine any other man in your wedding/honeymoon/ married life plans? Would you still want to marry your guy if it was just the two of you at the courthouse? Think carefully about your answers before taking the next step.


2. That You Love Him Just As He Is (Because He’s Not
Going to Change)
What irritates you about your guy now will really grate on
you after you’re married. He’s a total slob? A night owl
when you’re an early bird? Don’t kid yourself into thinking
he’ll change once you’re hitched — that’s a blueprint for
disappointment, says sex therapist Lisa Paz. “Assume that
any negative qualities you’re seeing will remain negative,
and be realistic about what you’re willing to live with,” she
says. So decide what’s a dealbreaker and what’s not
before your boyfriend becomes your husband.


3. What His Financial Situation Is
Beyond what he pulls down in salary, you should know how
much he has in savings, how much debt he’s carrying and
— this is important — how he accrued it. “You don’t want
any surprises after marriage,” says Lisa Decker, founder of
Divorce Money Matters. Ask these questions before you’re
married so you have an understanding of what caused any
problems and how to prevent them from happening again.
Sure, the conversation takes some finesse, but you can
ease into it by discussing your hopes and dreams together,
Decker says. “That opens the door to sharing what your
money history has been.”


4. Whether You Both Want Children
Some couples want six kids — others can’t even imagine
having one. What ultimately matters though, is that you
both know in your gut how you feel about the “having kids”
question. Sit down with your fiancé and have a true heart-
to-heart: Discuss where you see yourself in 5 or 10 years
and if kids are part of that vision. If you’re not on the same
page, one of you will have to compromise in a big way, says
Dr. Paz, which may be very stressful (or even a
dealbreaker).



5. How to Eat at a Restaurant Alone
When your guy’s not around, there’s no need to be stuck at
home with a Lean Cuisine — do something fun by yourself.
“Many people aren’t comfortable doing this because they
imagine others are judging them for being alone,” says
Lombardo. But the reality is, most folks are probably too
wrapped up in their own thoughts to ponder why you’re
solo. So enjoy your meal and your alone time. It sends the
healthy message to your guy that you don’t need him to
entertain you every night. That kind of independence is
sexy!

1. Woman who can handle her drink: You may never realize
this but your man admires the way you don’t become a
damsel in mess after gulping down those few shots of
vodka. A man instantly falls for your charm when you can
stand straight even after a few drinks. That’s a brownie
point already in your kitty.

2. Confident in her skin : Trust us ladies when we say that
we do battle with image issues and fat shaming every now
and then. But if you are absolutely comfortable in your skin
and can even laugh at your idiocy, then your man will never
leave you. After all who will like to live with someone
who’s constantly prodding about her looks and ‘weighty’
issues.

3. No makeup: While few women feel naked in public
without make-up, there are many women who can walk out
in the open without make-up and with elan. And guess
what! Men love when a woman can walk out in public
without any make-up and still look drop dead gorgeous by
letting her inner glow shine.

4. When they talk about their goals: No matter whether her
goal is to build her own empire or eradicate poverty, a man
will listen to her intently while his girl is talking about her
future plans. It drives him crazy to see that you are
passionate about your goals.

5. When you fit in their clothes: Yes, they love it when in the
morning they see you in their shirt which falls like an
oversized blouse on you. Not only they find you sexy but
absolutely adorable.

E get one Lady for my department wey dey claim ajebo. One day for skul dat kind 7:30 am we were having early morning lecture, eventually She started feeling feverish and waz about throwing up wen I decided to accompany her outside. my broda wen we comot outside I waz expecting her to at least vomit somtin like tea and bread bcoz of whom She normally claim to be and for the fact say na early morning, but to my suprise She waz busy vomiting garri and groundnut. wetin com pain me pass be say She still dey dia dey talk “ah ah dis can’t be ” I said wot do u mean, She said “dis is not wot i ate dis morning b4 coming to skul na” Vex don catch me, I just leave am for there make she Vomit her Intestine.. Share your own Experience about Ladies who form alot.

missclassy wat do u mean

any1 living in usa?drop your pin or whatsapp #

please be sincere if you become rich and famous will you still keep your boyfriend or girlfriend and still hold on to your old friends?

bigmodo:

It is mutual. Her close friend told me she is dying for me.

Jim iyke