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Man is not the creature of circumstances
Circumstances are the creature of men.

if crazy agree wt u,u may wound oooooooooooooooo

sima:
i said i've read it before. .

wat does that mean ?

spenchuks:

one hv to be very carefull for this mouth ooooooooooo

u mean it ?

maybe he put on glasses

i dont want to be d 1st person that will say that.

but lov is blind ooooo

sima:
lloll. . . . i've read dis joke before

hnnnn

lola

i know u must know where to get her.

i can see it clearly that u re right.

your P.A or ur partner  

your P.A or ur partner

who do you believ in ?

crazy don full ground,egba mi ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

dont feel me finish my guy,just feel me small

crazykid + very crazypinkin = crazykid/pinkin

hw u na dey crazies ?

u wey don spoil already

u dey don spoil already.

na secret affair

who is a good boy i wl nt talk

she refused #20,that was why the driver hit her

thief

i feel you ,

There are different types of philosophy
which pple use to encourage the pple

A friend do says:
Dont take life too seriously
No one gets out alive,anyways.

Another one says:
It is better to fail in originally than
To suceed in imitation.

Let"s see yours, maybe we can gain from it .

clement t t,where are the errors

any comment?

A nigeria man walks into a bank in
New york city & asks for the loan officer
He tells the loan officer that he is going to nigeria on
Business

For two weeks & needs to borrow $5,000
The bank officer tell him that the bank
Will need some form of security for the loan
So nigeria man hand over the keys
And documents of new Ferrari parked
On the street in front of the bank

HE produces the tittle & everything checks out
The loan officer agrees to accept
The car as collateral for the loan
The bank"s president & it"s officers
All enjoy a good laugh at nigerian
For using a $250,000 Ferrari
As collateral against $ 5,000 loan

An employee of the bank then
Drives the Ferrari into the bank"s
Underground garage and parks it there

Two weeks later,the nigerian returns
Repay the $5,000 & their interest
Which come to $ 15.41

The loan officer says:
Sir, we are very happy to have had your business
And this transaction has worked out very nicely
But we are a little puzzled
While you were away
We checked you out & found that you a multimillionaire
What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $ 5,000

The nigerian replies:
Where else in New York City can i park my car
For two weeks for only & 15.41
And expect it to be there when i return.

dats d word of christ

that means any moment from now you may fall
kpeleo

Ben20001:
Yes.

in King Paul Version

ben, tel us where we can get king dani version

just share it.