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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ZachHugo(m): 1:19pm On Jan 02, 2017
whiz10:
Am highly disappointed. With the way everyone is claiming 'too busy'. yhu'll pause and wonder if they are indirectly saying we are jobless. Or will i say, they were all jobless during their glory days. Create thread, No! Vote, Never! Ordinary MVGT smh

Ironically most of them, are NL Addicts with various profiles. Probably viewing every single alphabet imprinted here as guests.

Incase i don't show up for our brawl which from all indications it won't likely hold today Cc hydrog3n just know, i was hit with a ban.
Your verse against Hydrogen was good
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ZachHugo(m): 1:00pm On Jan 02, 2017
MrKang:
It seems zachHugo is much of an illiterate to know that Paayne's verse was obviously hidden by the Anti-Spam bot.

Airmark pls help in unhidding Paayne's verse.

Rap BattlesRe: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by ZachHugo(m): 12:44pm On Jan 02, 2017
Paayne:
King reggie my ass!!!


Reggie's mutilation!!

Ladies nd gentlemen, I give you Zach the wanderer...
The dude wif skinny bow legs, the gay nd adulterer..
The one whose words never seem to mean anything, a scam nd a stutterer...
a nigga with no bloody agenda, a stan nd a blunderer...
The hapless oogboni disciple, son of amadi the drunkard..
Buh If you hear me clapping for this person, its the rounds from my revolvers!!..

Two shots to his chest will have him pleading for mercy...
Two more in this dumb prick will gladly rip out his testes..
One by one, with every bar I spit, I'll take out his senses..
Fvck rands n nairas, I'll Trade that for strepsils,..
Cos zach z like a worthless bible chapter ,
No one gives a shii t about his verses!!...

You will find him in local strip clubs, working 'poles' like inec officials...
Buh Don't blame the gay, his retarded lifestyle is clearly congenital..
You'll see him all dressed up like lady gaga, nd say he z searching for magas..!!
Now zach z become a ' little headache' , the type you kill wif alabukun or dagger!!.

Small words won't do him any good here, he z gonna get chewed here...
Nd the imp z getting a tooth cleared for boasting of crude gears...
we know the faggit z gon come claiming he z. Lines are the 'Bomb', buh who cares?!...
Not that they even atomic or nuclear!!...
I'll unleash these bullets on him for lying, Ilight the slime up like its xmas n new year!!..

That's cos I'm ah true vet, fine nigga with cool beards..
While zach is haggard n crooked, he looks like mama put's bed..
Nd He z only hope of wiinning me is if he drops a good verse,
one that doesn't look his C.V..
Cos that shii t be looking like, " hi, I'm zach nd my IQ is slower than 2G"!!...

" as for my working experience, I bagged a degree in attention seeking...
Nd ended up being a stripper in kuje prison...
Buh in other to make ends meet properly, I suck bigg diicks for a living...
Trust me, I'm very good at it, you can ask my best friend gbemmie, she z also my personal assistant!!.".

Zach z nothing but a wastrel, nd a candidate for ma death grip..
So I'll let ma techs dig in, body parts will spread round like his sex tape...
he z never been good at jumps, buh he z gonna try to pull a lame stunt aka my best clip..
But ah swear, that won't bother me, cos zach already lost this match b4 jig printed out the bet slip'!!..

Nobody cares about his stories, or his sober anthems..
Even his word-plays nd silly rhymes are looking older than him..
Talk about his punches, and metaphors? Worst shii ts I ever saw, there z nothing the loafer can bring...
He should keep on with his 'dirty' threats, I'll 'wipe the pothead clean', my jabs are like 'soda n vim'!!....

my blades are cutting him nicely, nd slashing his biceps..
ma whole verse is a mine field, he should follow in my steps...
Or get blown open, We can hear his confused screams, like "erm! erm! erm!, can someone 'provide help'!!..
Zach is so stupid, in duh club, he z duh type to order for 9 schwepps!!..

Smh!

Once again, Ladies n gentlemen. Meet zach, the caveman...
Half monkey, half human, he z zach d apeman..
Lacks contents in his 'messages', ma 'techs' will zap the mailman!!..
But I'll leave him with 'cut after cut' for 'attempted murder', the next time he z ever handling a real bar, will be in duh back of a 'jail van'!!


#peace.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ZachHugo(m): 12:43pm On Jan 02, 2017
007Bruce:
modified
Cool
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ZachHugo(m): 7:17pm On Dec 30, 2016
Smh .. paayne why did you delete your verse after seeing mine?
Rap BattlesRe: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by ZachHugo(m): 7:02pm On Dec 30, 2016
cool .....Cool Smiley
Rap BattlesRe: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by ZachHugo(m):
King Reggie.........
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.This Scaramouch is gonna get hurt, even if I got his name Misspelt//....tha Proud Insect//...Had a shallow Win against Drisklef//....and now he's feeling like an Ill vet//...but no one recognises paayne, no one is feeling This Elf//...Only Paayne Feels Paayne.....When He's hurting Himself!!!!
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.This psycho Bbitch is in Mind Bondage//.....Smh for this Olodo aka, Almighty Dull brain//......he's too daft and Old school like my grams College//....I'll break the fools head with a Large Dog chain//......"Record Textbooks".....then drop it in his "Brain"...paayne will receive "Sound Knowledge"!!!!!
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.Paayne and his partners are gonna get bruised at Sight//..For their hatred towards this Knight//...whose showed his Might//..paayne, Kang and Flex are gonna turn gospel artist this Night//....once I plant the 'three' in Church, they'll be 'rooted' up in Christ!!!
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.Picture Today as Paaynes wedding day//......and he'll Feel this Rival Blades//......I'll Kill this ugly Dumb Sucidal ape//...and Leave tha fools Corpse Scattered all Over tha 'Rails'//....When I come swiftly and Crush him with his Wife's Bridal Train//..
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.Payne's Mom is a Slut from the Gutter//..he's screwed her over and over//.....he has 'Browsed' through all her Websites she's like his 'Personal Computer'//.....Son Ffucking mom, Abomination of the highest order//...Like the chief Executioner//..I'll come with my Blades and make 'P See' death, when am Killing his Mother!!//
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.I'll Call him out, He'll try to duck at first......But it'll do him No good//.....Cause I'll trouble the fool with threats....he ain't a Dope Dude//....he'll Loose his Mind and accept.....he'll Loose his 'Soul' too// ....once he picks the call...he'll be in 'Box'.....Like a Phone Booth!!
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.I'll make paayne a cripple, with Real Clips//....I'll visit England quickly//...and take the arsenal from gunners to shoot this weakling//...he'll be on a wheelchair once I land at 'Watford' this Evening//...with the 'Nine' at my back to take a shot at ' The Knee'//...
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.My punches will kill this cruel Light Bbitch//.....if he Fronts a Turd, I'll punch the Fools Eyelids//...am Destroying the slowpoke's face with Brute Tactics//....That'll Leave his Eyes Darker than a Cool Smiley!!!//.
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.The 'scratches' I left paayne the animation are the Strongest//...like that Video game, them 'Marks Pain' the Dumb head//...This 'Brainless' Nincompoop is a Total Nonsense//...Like an 'Uncompleted Duplex'.....this idiat has nothing 'upstairs'!!!//..
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. Am Battling the corpse of a Leprechaun, an Illl pauper//.....I already killed paayne before in the Freestyle zone...real proper//...Since am an Evil "Pirate" That got many Gold and can still Murder//....I'll stick my Blades in this 'Dead mans chest' and take his 'Soul' like a Real Cobbler//...he'll die again cause he 'Davy Jones' and am 'Will Turner'!!//
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Haaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!
Rap BattlesRe: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by ZachHugo(m):
Checks.......
Paayne am posting my verse now......
post after I post
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ZachHugo(m): 3:03pm On Dec 30, 2016
Paayne:
Cc : jigsawkillah

paayne vs zachhugo.
posed to happen today. 10 bars as agreed.
boss, pls help create the thread. deadline z 8pm.

Lol, if it s not too much to ask, mayb the thread can also be hyped a bit. seeing as we are both battling for bragging rights here.

thanks.
I totally agree with you..............
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ZachHugo(m): 11:31am On Dec 30, 2016
JigsawKillah:
when you guys are ready, let me know




noted
we'll need the thread bro....................the match is today.....deadline 8pm
cc; Paayne
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ZachHugo(m): 11:36pm On Dec 26, 2016
007Bruce, you spelt my name wrongly is the thread you created.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ZachHugo(m): 9:08pm On Dec 26, 2016
Paayne:
see how this one is just anxious to die. undecided
smh
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ZachHugo(m): 3:10pm On Dec 26, 2016
JigsawKillah:
lol
y'all would probably forget before then. hope y'all gonna bring the best bars though.
bro..
don't forget to create the thread for
Paayne and I...
Rap BattlesRe: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by ZachHugo(m): 3:07pm On Dec 26, 2016
007Bruce:
CC: ZachHugo
4th of January.... perfect.
Rap BattlesRe: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by ZachHugo(m): 9:38pm On Dec 25, 2016
007Bruce:
confirm.. lemme pop thread
Confirm.... but it can't happen tonight. How about 1st week of January?
Rap BattlesRe: Brutal Clash: Paayne Vs Kineticist by ZachHugo(m): 11:10am On Dec 24, 2016
Kineticist:
I'll blaze him with tecs/
while I rain his mom with pecks/
his sister gives me "head' when she is 'faced' with the checks/
.....shi.t is real,..i'm not faking these threats/
....Its like sex on a refuse dump.....you are about to get laid in dirt/
cool
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ZachHugo(m): 3:07pm On Dec 22, 2016
Paayne Vs ZachHugo..... 10bars
on the 30th of December....
Please help with the thread..
cc; Jigsawkillah cool
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ZachHugo(m): 2:57pm On Dec 22, 2016
[quote author=Paayne post=52158827][/quote]ask for a Thread... 10bars...
Rap BattlesRe: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by ZachHugo(m): 3:31pm On Dec 19, 2016
Call Out! Whose up for a Bloody Christmas Fight? smiley ...
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ZachHugo(m):
[quoter's author=Paayne post=52000475]S hawts @ zachhugo


Yo! Ah could go on nd on taking shots at his face..
just to prove a point, nd have this sluggard disgraced..
he can keep arguing all day like its a Fvcking debate..
buh duh lad aint got bars, the closest he's got is some bloody Choklates..[/quote]Holdup!!!

Am I supposed applaud for this crap?
I know this is your Illest, Dopest and Sickest Raps.
Sorry how, they ain't shitt.... over two years of text rap, and yo still ain't adapt?
Nigga, take a break, get yo game on, if not, don't come Back..
Stay at home, Pick yo pen up, Crack yo Brain, and if yo Brain don't Crack...
Pour some dope in it, trust me Sshithole, you ain't gonna remain Wack!

This is Just a piece of Advice, am giving you...
and if you neglect them, then you probably a Fool!!!

It took you so long to script this sshit up.
your Nothing but arsewipes, your job is to clean sshit in the bbum!

I will shove this sshit in a toilet, am bullying this man.
Swinging blows that will make him cry 3tears, & am still holding a plank..
to break the head of this Stan..
it'll make him cry 4tear, and it'll Fill an Ocean Like Frank!!.

Nairaland Rap battlers, ain't y'all wondering who this Wack fool is.
He's a Ccocksucking pedophile, with no interest for real Rap Hits.
who listens to alot of Local Dissing tracks & a bunch of average Wack crew Mix.
since you ain't interested in listening to Quality sounds,......
I'll have D.j 5Naira play you some cheap Music!

Paayne's gonna be my Next Victim..
I'll let him call me out..then silence him, we won't hear any Ringing..
He'll come with Gun Bars to enhance his hopes of Winning..
I will clear the arsenals and have the fool screaming
thief!! Ole!!! Armed Robber, biko, free me!!!
Cos i'll steal his weapons in store, and call it Shoplifting!
like the Sudoku Game, you'll have a Couple of Nines Missing!!

But it's a game of Sudoku still, My figures will put yo in a box..
Fool I ain't Wack, I got more dope than a drug lord..

P's Equivalent to Pawn, a Boy to Mr...
K equals King or Kang, he's very sinister..
Pawns, a boy to King in a game of Chess..
I'll blow them both into pieces, leave bombs in them Chests!!
these Bromancers, gonna get 'shot' in a 'Box' cos their initials joint together Equals P.k....Damn!!!

in case you don't get it, that's short for Penalty.
any sickness coming with Pain, I ain't got the Remedy!!

I already told y'all he's gay & he Ffucks gay ass Bitches..
While I had his bbitch, suck My dickk, and Pull my trousers..
Like that westbrom coach, Paayne Had Tony 'Pull his'!!


who told ya you got scores in this rap game.
all you drop is Blank verses in yo Battles.. You Wack ape..
we looked in his First NL battle got sad, man!!
Hip hop rejected him, that's a Bloody damn shame..
cos paayne couldn't drop Bars...Rather Bars dropped Paayne!!


I got a lot of Lead to Pump in, yo Bitchh....I heard she recently turned 13...
I'll put my arsenal in her mouth for throat thrusting..
she will Vomit big bullets......with the newspapers, her pussyy is where am a put the Next Bulletin!!
These metals would slide in yo Nina, Like a Fuccking Machine!!

This Wack pain ain't got no Rhymes..
my punches will fly over his dumb head, airplane style!

I heard yo and yo bitcch still Blowing ya pops.. sshit that's Bad!!
I also heard yo bitchh is now a Modern hhoe, she learnt to adapt?..
While she left the cockk to go suck ball and give Rimjobss to ya ugly Dad..
you reluctantly remained on the 'Head'..... Like yo Father's Cap!!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ZachHugo(m): 10:26am On Dec 16, 2016
richommie:
Silly bastard/
Bow to the king, the city master/
I owe the wind, for people like you? I bring disaster/
Stinking lad lad/
I dey kush, I still dey stand Gbam/
But u wey perceive? Na u dey high pass!!!/


Look at You/
U not 48. . .you re jew/
You can't kush/
I spray money, girls wow, -you pick the remain, dey woo at you/
So stop raising shoulder. . Cos we no get same size, it's obvious you can't fit in my shoe!!!/


How many female nairalanders u ve give fvck/
U hoped on Berlynn . . .she hardly log/
Or is it dollyjoy. . .u touched and she carry gun?/
Gladys won't gladly come/
Teddybiyasi? U can't think off!!!/





#YOLO
Lwkmd
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by ZachHugo(m): 10:19am On Dec 16, 2016
Kineticist:
But what the fu..ck...Ya'll nigg.as be acting like bitches...MRKANG is the new king,he won the tourney and yes he deserved it.
So should stop bit.ch-talking and go learn more.

Congrats MRKING
Smh
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by ZachHugo(m): 10:18am On Dec 16, 2016
MrKang:
Thanks man.
In all the tourney finals I've seen here on NL,Netcees who didn't win showed good sportsmanship and that was it no fuss at all,they just moved on cus they know its all for fun.

But Just see what ZachHugo was doing,damn I was so ashamed for him, Gbemiie was even pumping him. Smh

Btw,what do you think about the battle fixture I have set up in the chatroom?
Smh...
I can see clearly that you are a deranged psychopath!! when you won the tourney, I congratulated you, instead of accepting, you acted like a fool... foolish boy stop quoting me. unless you have something reasonable to say!!
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by ZachHugo(m): 3:43pm On Dec 15, 2016
coolwhistling!
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by ZachHugo(m): 3:40pm On Dec 15, 2016
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Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by ZachHugo(m): 8:49pm On Dec 14, 2016
MrKang:
grin grin grin grin
The tears and whining continues ,hehehe grin
What this thread has shown, Zach got whooped badly,instead of moving on,he started crying grin ,and Gbemie's Hypocrisy .

Though there's a strong possibility Gbemie is Zach's alternate NL account(who hasn't seen that?) it won't be surprising as it shows he's fully embracing his Biitch status. grin .

Pls don't stop crying and just keep wailing ,keeping this Thread alive,so others visiting can see my ascension to the Crown tongue and the flawless asswhooping of Zach grin .
I'm above you and there's nothing you can do about it. You've been sired by me. grin

That's all that matters, oh remember keep FEARING MrKang. cheesy
Mtcheeew!! bastard!!
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by ZachHugo(m): 4:09pm On Dec 14, 2016
MrKang:
grin grin grin a shameless biitch(who's still ducking Flux) who I K.Oed and a butthurt unknown worthless biitch who wants to be K.Oed filling up my CHAMPIONSHIP Thread with tears ,rants,and butthurt grin haha this is fun.

Keep on CRYING sad ,while I continue battling decent Textcees.

After battling either Whiz or Hydrog3n (depending on the outcome of their battle) ,I shall go on having fun with some interesting battles with dope Netcees, while YOU 2 CRYING SISSIES continue Crying for lack of attention, knowing for a fact that you 2 Biitches are Beneath me and there is Nothing I mean Nothing you both can do about it grin grin grin

And that must really hurt your egos( except for zach of cus who has been stripped off his by a total Knockout) smiley

Peace ,and don't die in Hate,try to live life to the fullest smiley .
very funny/ stupid comments.
Ccock sucking Nympho, I now finally see how retarded you are. you might be the champ but your the biggest coward nairalanders have ever seen..
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by ZachHugo(m): 3:02pm On Dec 14, 2016
MrKang:
My Biitch you have no say here grin , continue Crying sad
the only bbitch you got in this section is paayne!!
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by ZachHugo(m): 3:00pm On Dec 14, 2016
MrKang:
The only one biitching here is you.
Simple, build your creds before battling me ,is that so hard? undecided


You can't just come out of the blue and say you want to battle me,owing to what? Who are you in this section? undecided
Me battling you is more like a downgrade,cus there's nothing in for me apart from cheap cash. (I don't do this for money,I do this fun,that's why I'll always be better)

I can only battle those with atleast a Battle recorded in this section,even those who pulled no-shows in the tourney I'll gladly battle them cus their names are already registered in this Community.

You don't fall into that category at all. Me giving you attention is demeaning.
smh!! Gbemiie don't waste your time on this arrogant Scaramouch!! rather than entering the ring with your championship, your running away with it.. ffuck up kid be looking like Miz, grin
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by ZachHugo(m): 2:46pm On Dec 14, 2016
MrKang:
grin grin grin The kid is still pained.
History has it,that you are forever my Biitch cheesy . Your melodrama doesn't phase me . grin its normal for pained biitches to wail grin

Oh oh Gbemiie why not start with this Kid who fell brutally by my feet? cheesy

And Gbemiie don't be dumb,the vets won't even agree I battle you cus you're untested,there's nothing Battle Rap about your CV ,build it up before you talk about dieing. smiley
In this section we follow rules,we are not HYPOCRITES cool

Oh Zach ,Gbemiie just indirectly called you WORTHLESS grin cheesy .

No joke though,I wager some cash if you Could defeat just one.
exactly what I was expecting from a brainless Fulani cattle rearer, is it that you've exhausted all your intelligent bars in the tourney, or your just a scared ppussy..

Gbemiie is a recognized member of Rap battles section, thereby eligible to battle you, though your the champ of the tourney, that doesn't change the fact that your still a noob, why duck so foolishly, I thought you wanted to live up to the responsibilities of being the champ... fool this is one of them.

even niggas who get paid to rap don't brag like you.

this is rap battles section, and you don't expect to be a champ and to be at rest.

I was going to call you out. but I already know your response, your a scared fool, who is afraid to loose!! you don't go back to your vomit right?.. then what the ffuck are you doing in rap battles section?

even the Great Ibime and streetwise has been in the ring twice, so what the ffuck are you talking about?

you can keep running.. but trust me boy you can't run forever.
one day, you're gonna walk into my blades.. and they're going remove your head and hang it on the Nigerian flagpole!! . .

useless boy!!

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