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|* * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by 007Bruce: 7:55am On Dec 26, 2016|
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|Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by 007Bruce: 8:06am On Dec 26, 2016|
|Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by ZachHugo(m): 3:07pm On Dec 26, 2016|
007Bruce:4th of January.... perfect.
|Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by ZachHugo(m): 6:18pm On Jan 04, 2017|
Fake bruce Lee , come lets post
|Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by ZachHugo(m): 8:19pm On Jan 04, 2017|
Bruce whenever you come online, post your verse and Tag judges and if you don't, consider this my No-show verse..
Going out now, won't come online till tomorrow
|Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by ZachHugo(m): 8:22pm On Jan 04, 2017|
The Decimation of the African James Bond
•007 your dope? Nigga who the Ffuck told you// ggay sexx is this Rhinoceroses soul food//..Jason ffuckyouhard and like BOB you had it so Good//...I was to stay quiet and not spit the Whole truth//..but since this cloned fool//...Runs his mouth faster than Usain Bolts shoes//..I'll dip my blades all over Bruce and re-open his Old Wounds!!! //
•This wack disease// is scared of this Rappers fists//...He Runs whenever he spots this Tempered beast//..he's a lesser being//...like peeps without handwork Bruce got no Clever Skills//..that's why, whenever Zach steps in Bruce Takes Off Here....Like a Barbers Clip//.
•Jigs almost ended the career of the Wowor Urchling//..Mikuz ended him "Later" With "yours Truly"//..Ibime killed the Nimrod Forcefully// now Zach is gonna have the Alphabets do a Hardcore shooting//...Since the Bruce is now a walking Dead and ABC, produced that Horror movie!!//
•Bruce is a "Servant" to one Sassy Big babe//.....He ponders whenever he hears that Classy chicks name// ...I would expose the "Kathleen Jenner" inside this Faggit, Freak dame// if he deny I'll bring "Coogar" fastly and Quickly// and he would confirm that Bruce is Really "Bitchh-Made"!!//
•This foolish useless Clone// Would get eaten under a Mistletoe//..I'll have his Skeleton as Snacks When "Launching" attacks at the stupid hhoe// Even local Nigerians would testify that bruce ain't hard to chew like a Biscuit Bone!! //
• Bruce the Uncivilized Wino Drunkard//...has suffered abuse "Online"..this Idiot Pauper// ...Now takes his "Internet" Frustration home and beat his Widowed Mother//.. The fool now Finally tears Net Like a Window Burglar!! //
.The holocaust Tourney[first Round] Jigsawkillah Vs 007bruce
•007 Resembles a Dead Bison//..The Holocaust Tourney proved this slowpoke is a Light kid//...Who cant swing "punches" or even knows how to Fights Quick//... When Zach grabs the "Mic", we don't need Overtime to Decide this//.. Cos "Bruce" got killed in the First Round .....Slendon vs Tyson!!//
•We'll take the Fight to Jumia I'll come with Gun lines Knocking//..cos bruce is a full time Idiot and not just a One Time Junky// ..the Guillotine would be Ordered from Jiji that'll "Behead" this dumb, Blind muffin//...his head will Roll on Konga, Strictly Online Chopping!!//
•I'll Piss all over this Churl like a Mad Bitchh....then Elope//..I'll come back with Clips and Predict how he dies like a Fake Psychic.....you'll Never know//...My "Arsenal" would be shot towards the Chest of this Bandit..its Death by Stroke//...once that Round hits where yo Heart beats like a Stethoscope!! //
•007 is running out of Concepts//...even when I told him to stop there// the fool is afraid of the Coffin that i brought here// ..to put this Dumb head// ..You can Run but you can't hide...yo Soul? shit I Want that//..Once you order for a "Meal", you'll be shot dead//.. And like the "Pizza Delivery Boy", i'll happily bring that Box to your doorstep!!//
•Zach strikes Sicker// With Punches that'll roast bruce , They Pack heaters//..While bruce comes with generic wack Fillers//...Used by Draft Niggas//..The only time bruce come with "Clean shots" is when he's putting on his "White Nikka"!!//
•If "Money" Talks//..Then bruce will be very dumb// ..cos real "Dough" is what this idiot never actually got// .. He tries acting tough// ..to cover his bad poverty Luck//..If you ever hear "Bruce" got "Green", it must be the Incredible Ugly Hulk!!//
Note: Bruce Slendon lost to Mike Tyson in a Boxing Match in the First Round
Coogar uses the term "Bitchh-Made" very often
The rest is easy to comprehend
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|Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by 007Bruce: 12:50am On Jan 05, 2017|
ZachHugo:I'm speechless.. why drop when I'm not here?
|Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by 007Bruce: 12:55am On Jan 05, 2017|
ZachHugo:let this be your no show verse.. let's drop today
|Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by ZachHugo(m): 10:47am On Jan 05, 2017|
Or you could have just dropped yours and tag judges
|Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by JoeWendell: 1:39pm On Jan 09, 2017|
amc not ABC slowpoke
one word for all this is
|Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by KidPaku: 1:46pm On Jan 09, 2017|
Let's see you do better . . Mongrel
|Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by JoeWendell: 1:50pm On Jan 09, 2017|
i thought you ain't replying me again? now you are seeking my attention, fool.
don't be in a haste to die.
just be patient, I'll kill you in one of the coming weeks
|Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by MrKang: 6:58pm On Jan 09, 2017|
Apart from the AMC error ,though I still can't understand how an educated person still confuses TV series/shows as "Movies" ,Walking Dead is not a "Movie" rather a TV series/show.
Well those minor errors aside,I think this is the best written I've ever seen you come up with,I knew you took my advises to heart even with your gra gra I don't need it attitude ,from the set-ups to the end punches you try. I saw my style in there(which is a good thing) . You've improved ,thumbs up. Though like I told you before ,don't overlook minor details( like you did with the walking dead line), cus its gonna haunt you.
To you 007bruce why the hell did you disrespect your opponent like this? Instead of you to drop your verse you're telling ZachHugo to discard the verse he made efforts in scripting as a no show,saying he should drop another one are you crazy?
now I know why Jigs refused your callout,you don't take brawls seriously ,smh.
I see no reason why Zach accepted your call out in the first place ,if not that he was in a rush to have a known name killed in his CV,guess that's why he resurrected your old battle thread so peeps would know who you are,now just see how you punked him? not cool dude.
|Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by ZachHugo(m): 8:39pm On Jan 09, 2017|
I see what You're Trying to do, smh . . . . . . . .as for that Bruce Lee we shall reschedule this match!!
|Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by JoeWendell: 8:42pm On Jan 09, 2017|
forget bruce boy,
I want your soul
|Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by vermaniace(m): 10:11pm On Nov 29, 2017|
I thought it would make sense
reading the 007 nigga lines makes me feel dummer, only flows are there lol..when it's not like am on my period
You should be learning
|Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by JoeWendell: 7:48pm On Dec 17, 2017|
what ya saying fool
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