Politics › Re: Kano Government ‘Empowers’ 2,386 Women With 7158 Goats In N2.3Billion Initiative by zebszebs: 11:13am On Jan 22, 2025 |
Each goat costs approximately #321,318.
Dont you love Nigeria?
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Politics › Re: Jim Okolo Led Nigerian Delegation To Trump's Inauguration Ceremony by zebszebs: 11:29pm On Jan 21, 2025*. Modified: 2:29am On Jan 22, 2025 |
Peak fooling as usual from Alex Reports |
Celebrities › Re: Speed Darlington Regains Freedom After Two Months In Detention by zebszebs: 8:30pm On Jan 21, 2025*. Modified: 11:31pm On Jan 21, 2025 |
He was able to dye his hair and grow a beard in prison?
This look fits him.
Now, he should release another banger ASAP and cook Burnaboy's ass.
Whats the worst that could happen?
Another stint in prison?
"What is dead may never die" |
Crime › Re: Obituary Of Ifeoma Esther Onyekwelu, Banker Killed In Anambra After Ransom by zebszebs: 10:26am On Jan 21, 2025 |
I can bet with Tinubus' shriveled scrotum that she was sexually abused before being killed.
In saner climes, there would have been enough DNA evidence to nail those animals,
Even the ransom paid would have been enough,
but this is Nigeria, a shithole country, populated with fools and evil doers,
A place where demons walk about in human skin. |
Politics › Re: 2025 Forecast: Nigeria’s Inflation Rate To Decline By 15% - Wale Edun by zebszebs: 9:15am On Jan 21, 2025 |
If this happens,
I will pluck and eat my pubic hair live on national TV. |
Travel › Re: Australia: My Permanent Resident Visa Was Granted Today by zebszebs: 9:11am On Jan 21, 2025 |
Silentgroper: he said he is 48
😏😏😏😏 Go and read what he wrote again. Someone who clearly wrote that he migrated to Australia in 2023 at the age of 48? Are you just daft or are you cursed with the spirit of stupidity? Say to yourself seven times: "Why am I so foolish? Why doesn't my brain work" Then spit into the air and use your face to collect it. Daftypoops |
Travel › Re: Australia: My Permanent Resident Visa Was Granted Today by zebszebs: 9:57pm On Jan 20, 2025 |
GALAXY11: you have a serious problem Your father is |
Romance › Re: Which Of These Would You Choose For A Wife As A Single Guy? by zebszebs: 9:56pm On Jan 20, 2025 |
Neither.
Fvck them both |
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Politics › Re: Katsina Lawmaker's Brother-In-Law Dies After Being Shot By Governor's Security by zebszebs: 10:09am On Jan 20, 2025 |
77 virgins for the mofo |
Crime › Re: Suspicious Role Our Driver Played In Our Kidnap – NYSC Victim by zebszebs: 9:07pm On Jan 19, 2025 |
LilX2: Mr English teacher, English is not his mother’s language.
Stop attacking him if you can’t correct him without insults Lighting fire your left buttock. You attended school for at least 12 years Were you taught in your mother tongue? What is Nigeria's lingua franca? Is it your mothers tongue? Smell illiterate and mediocrity apologist |
Crime › Re: Suspicious Role Our Driver Played In Our Kidnap – NYSC Victim by zebszebs: 6:51pm On Jan 19, 2025*. Modified: 9:09pm On Jan 19, 2025 |
EbIims: The reason it'd no good to play with our instinct no matter the price. Many lives has passed for not listening to their conscience When a Nigerian uses *has* instead of *have* and vice-versa, dont they know that they have shamed their progenitors and progeny?
Do they have mental issues?
How can you not know where to use singular and plural?
Are you mentally deranged or just cursed? |
Celebrities › Re: Zari Hassan Calls Out Annie Idibia, Labels Her 2face ‘Baby-Making Machine’ by zebszebs: 1:35pm On Jan 19, 2025 |
If you watched Annie in that show, you will come to the conclusion that all is not well with her.
The way she was tweaking and fidgeting, screams "withdrawal symptoms"
In the show, it was said that she was hospitalized for a period, which is the exact time Gistlover broke the news that Anne was institutionalized in a drug rehabilitation center.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Woman Boldly Preaching The Gospel On The Streets With Baby On Her Back (video) by zebszebs: 8:49am On Jan 19, 2025*. Modified: 1:44pm On Jan 19, 2025 |
Brain washed idiot.
The same people who brought you this religion enslaved your ancestors.
You think if it was any good that they would give it to you?
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful" - Seneca the Younger |
Politics › Re: Taiwo Oyedele: We Have No Objection To Governors’ Proposed VAT Sharing Formula by zebszebs: 5:43am On Jan 19, 2025 |
I remember when The Platform used to be a big deal.
Until their oga on top exposed himself to be a tribal bigot during the 2023 elections, and was demystified.
Now, no one gives a shit |
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Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Decorates Her CSO At His Promotion Ceremony Today (see Pictures) by zebszebs: 9:21pm On Jan 17, 2025 |
Orobo officer
Ask him to perform a mere 50 pressups in a row and the werey will faint |
Politics › Re: Trump’s Inauguration: Kumuyi Gets US Presidential Invite by zebszebs: 5:32pm On Jan 17, 2025 |
This isnt the flex the OP thinks it is.
I have seen that of Sinach, then that Hallelujah fellow and now this OG pulpit scammer.
ICYMI, Trump is a racist, non-Christian.
So even if Kumuyi is called upon to anoint him on the inauguration day. (which will never happen)
Its still not the flex you brain-washed Christians think it is. |
Crime › Re: I Almost Got Raped In Owerri Jail After Being Falsely Imprisoned ! (video) by zebszebs: 5:56pm On Jan 16, 2025 |
CountinBlessins: No such thing as almost raped you were raped. Just like how Nigerians always lie that when they are extradited to American prison they dont get raped. 
i only laugh. Let me tell you as a yahoo boy PRY, PRAY Never to be arrested by FBI and taken to American prison, i have been there and witnessed first hand what happens to Nigeria yahoo boys in American prison Its so horrofic you cant imagine.
No one tells you, they are all pretending, see have you ever wondered why since Dammy Krane served his prison sentence abroad and returned to Nigeria he has never been the same?
All these yahoo boys you see FBI come here to arrest just say good bye to their anus. Hush puppy will never be the same when he comes out. they all lie and pretend and claim i will rather die than allow them take my yansh!! bros na lie, what will you do when 5 huge gaint american thugs round you biting their lips with hard dicks coming to rape you? nothin!!!
it is the constant raping Dammie krane suffered in prison that affected his brains. i have seen yahoo boys turn gay in there. listen dont get deceived by movies, you are better off serving your prison sentence in Nigeria!!
You need to know that in USA as a Nigerian Yahoo boy you are hated!!! dem hate you pass rapist and child molesters because you have scammed their mothers fathers and siblings so every gang will come for you inside prison
what saved me i was not arrested for fraud or as a Nigerian. i witnessed Nigerian yahoo boys raped every day. infact some of your friends who are yahoo boys serving prison sentence in America give up the anus willingly so they dont get killed. forget all the hard man they form when they come out of yankie prison,
My final advise to you as a yahoo boy, when caught just di whatever you can never to be taken abroad to serve your prison sntence,
hush puppy will have learned the different styles of sucking dick all this years. infact . in yankie prison they will change you, all those your yahoo friends serving prison sentence forming gangsta say prison in yankie better pass your freedom in naija dey lie to you . i been there lived and did my 10 year time now i am here in Nigeria . your friend is someone's girlfriend in prison .
and to you reading this and laughing say omo i will rather die. You will. infact those yankie thugs want you to fight, they ddont want you to give up the anus, they get turned on when you fight them for it, guy they will rape you to death with force turn by turn every day till you are released years after if you survive, see how feminie all Nigerians become when they are released from yankie prison, e get why.
sauce kid, dammy krane, hakeemo, so many This is quite graphic, detailed and explicit.
I guess this is your way of healing. I am sorry you experienced what you experienced.
No one should be forced into doing anything, especially when its not the way you normally would swing. |
Romance › Re: How Do You Cope With A Double Dating Girlfriend? by zebszebs: 11:52am On Jan 16, 2025 |
She is cheating on her boyfriend with you,
and you think she wont cheat on you with someone else?
You arent the "guy man" you think you are.
Rather, you are a mumu man |
Crime › Re: Two Men Who Used Fake Alert To Buy Clothes Worth ₦220,000 In Ogun Caught (Photo) by zebszebs: 10:03am On Jan 16, 2025 |
Two bleached fools |
Politics › Re: "I am dedicated to a youth movement": Ex-Sokoto Gov, Bafarawa resigns from PDP by zebszebs: 9:55pm On Jan 14, 2025 |
So APC is the "Youth Party"? |
Music/Radio › Re: Asake, LUDMILLA - "Whine" (Official Video) by zebszebs: 1:50am On Jan 14, 2025 |
Krismas:
Wrong Asake did not start shooting in Brazil and singing with a Ludmiller. Na upgrade 4my guy. Its Brazilian market he wan capture, and he is doing wot it takes. If u no like d song, no probs cos u were not d primary target of the song. Atleast u enjoy d guls BBL yansh. Rest You should have avoided my comment instead of making a fool of yourself. Next time please do so |
Music/Radio › Re: Asake, LUDMILLA - "Whine" (Official Video) by zebszebs: 3:09pm On Jan 13, 2025 |
If Asake started his career with songs like this,
There would be no Asake today.
Let his eventual ending not be a cautionary tale like Lil Kesh |
Politics › Re: Mudashiru Obasa Impeached, Mojisola Meranda Becomes Lagos Assembly Speaker by zebszebs: 2:09pm On Jan 13, 2025 |
Racoon: Hehehe! Perhaps his rumoured governorship ambition have stirred a hornet nest with the GAG that baba sope supervises.
Mudashiru Obasa corruption have been rotten like the miserable Agege bread palliatives he has been sharing as cover up from antiquity. Meanwhile, his cup don full. So EFCC will be unleashed on him now. Your English is atrociously bad.
What schools did you attend?
I am interested in primary school mostly. Whats the name?
You do not know the correct usage of singular (has) and plural (have).
This is shameful.
"Hehehe! Perhaps his rumoured governorship ambition *has* stirred a hornet nest with the GAG that baba sope supervises.
Mudashiru Obasa's corruption has rotted like the miserable Agege bread palliatives he has been distributing as a cover-up for ages. Meanwhile, his time is up. The EFCC will now be unleashed on him.." |
Crime › Re: Ritualist Caught With His Girlfriend's Head In Orozo, Abuja (Graphic Photos) by zebszebs: 10:40am On Jan 13, 2025 |
SmartPolician: I don't need a soothsayer to tell me that people like you are terribly disconnected from your roots.
As for why I don't do it, the reason is that I am content with what I have and the consequences are weighty too. You and your roots can go to blazes for all I care. |
Crime › Re: Ritualist Caught With His Girlfriend's Head In Orozo, Abuja (Graphic Photos) by zebszebs: 10:06am On Jan 13, 2025 |
SmartPolician: You cannot know beyond how far you have gone. Believe it or not, people make money through fetish means. I have witnessed it first hand. Your education, i.e. if you have any, was a waste.
You should be in the forest foraging for food with your colleagues.
This is because, if a full-grown adult like you in 2025 believes that you can become rich by killing people, then what stops you from going into the practice yourself? |
Politics › Re: Prince Abimbola Owoade, The Alaafin Of Oyo (Photo) by zebszebs: 2:30pm On Jan 10, 2025*. Modified: 3:02pm On Jan 10, 2025 |
Another Canada-based electee to a traditional stool?
I hope he wont turn out to be like that culturally-confused, former Yahoo boy and Igbo-smoking Canada returnee who now claims to be the Sultan abi Emir of Iwo kingdom.
I wish him the best
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Politics › Re: Jim Okolo Meets With The US Embassy Political Officer, Ms Carraway, Others by zebszebs: 10:04pm On Jan 09, 2025 |
Alex Reports aka Unlimitedwords.
This is 2025, this is not the way a man should live.
"No be life you dey live like this" |
Family › Re: 19-year-old Apprentice Steals Millions From Boss Splurges ₦500k On Girlfriend by zebszebs: 2:22pm On Jan 09, 2025 |
Michaelladi1: family first ✔️ Are you mentally deranged?
An apprentice was stealing money from his boss and sending to his parents and you are saying: "Family first"?
You Nigerians are all potential thieves.
Tinubu should keep dealing with you people |
Phones › Re: Telecom Tariffs Increase imminent, not by 100% - Communications Minister, Tijani by zebszebs: 8:59pm On Jan 08, 2025 |
Padipadi: It has increased naa. Airtel, Glo and MTN has been flexing muscles. There's God o. Did you have a quarrel with the English language? Has and Have are confusing you? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Joshua Iginla Sees Nigerians Abroad Returning To Nigeria – Here’s Why by zebszebs: 8:30pm On Jan 08, 2025 |
Is that a topee this fake bleached prophet, religious scammer and pulpit bandit is wearing on his head or did he go to Turkiye for a hair transplant?
These men are utterly and completely useless. |