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Politics › Re: Evangelist Ebuka Obi And His Entourage Visit Uzodimma (Video) by zebszebs: 4:45pm On Aug 27, 2024

The 40-year-old virgin boy.

Oloshi

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Romance › Re: Can A Woman Do This Without Any Feelings Attached by zebszebs: 4:10pm On Aug 27, 2024

What is the essence of the picture of the car key in the OPs post?

Yes, you drive a Lexus, so what should we do?

Clap for you?

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Travel › Re: Ibadan Commercial Taxi Driver Wears Wife’s Gown To Work (Photos) by zebszebs: 4:08pm On Aug 27, 2024

This Gistmedia account whose posts always make frontpage, is Alex Reports in disguise right?

Travel › Re: Help Needed To Locate Family Of Homeless Nigerian Lady Seen In Germany (video) by zebszebs: 4:06pm On Aug 27, 2024

EreluRoz:
Some of you will fair better in Nigeria but no you want to be addressed as abroadian.

Weigh your options very well before relocating abroad. Don't be a bandwagoner

Correction: Some of you will *fare* better in Nigeria but no you want to be addressed as abroadian.

Now say "Thank you daddy" before I flog you mercilessly

Politics › Re: 21 States Seek N1.65trn Loans Despite 40% Rise In FAAC Revenues by zebszebs: 11:56am On Aug 27, 2024

Of all the states, why is Oyo borrowing N133.4 billion?

Have you been to that state?

If you left Oyo state 20 years ago and returned today, you would barely notice any difference.

Shame

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Celebrities › Re: Nons Miraj Gifts Viral Fish Pie Vendor An Apartment, Food, Cash (Video) by zebszebs: 9:42am On Aug 27, 2024

This man is a one trick pony.

After shouting "fishpie" up and down,

What else?

Whats next?

He has even started making skits and all he does is shout "fishpie".

I hope he doesn't fade off into obscurity like Prophet 600 years, Olajumoke the bread seller, Mr spells et.al

Politics › Re: Pictures From APC Campaign Rally In Oredo LGA, Edo by zebszebs: 10:37pm On Aug 26, 2024

Edo people want to vote for a brain-dead, stark illiterate who can barely express himself in pidgin English?

For the mere fact that he was even elected as senator is mind blowing.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints New Directors-General For DSS, NIA by zebszebs: 5:56pm On Aug 26, 2024

Antoeni:
Maybe Tinubu is Acting on Very High Intelligent Reports

Nonsensical intelligence reports produced by incompetent nincompoops who cant locate Fulani terrorists who go on live broadcasts on TikTok and even do giveaways?

Ogun kill you, Tinubu and the high level reports.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints New Directors-General For DSS, NIA by zebszebs: 5:53pm On Aug 26, 2024*

So Bichi has been flushed out?

That political civil servant who openly campaigned for Tinubu in the 2023 elections including bugging the phones of the LP candidate?

That useless Bichi whose bastard son used to move with DSS body guards in a convoy of cars?

That idiotic Bichi whose wife used to go about beating people, from Airport officials to her own tailor in Abuja?

This is an extremely pleasing to me development, his loyalty has been repaid with a sack.

A bottle of star beer for everyone on this thread.

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Politics › Re: Borno Commissioner, Ahmed Ali Dies In His Room by zebszebs: 4:33pm On Aug 26, 2024

I dont give a flying fvck!!!

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Romance › Re: Why Are Guys No Longer Persistent, When Chasing Or Toasting Ladies? by zebszebs: 11:27am On Aug 26, 2024

How did this crap make it to the front page?

Celebrities › Re: Queeneth Agbor Caught A Ride-Hailing Driver Masturbating On Duty by zebszebs: 2:15am On Aug 26, 2024

Why am I suspecting the OP is Alex Reports in disguise?

TV/Movies › Re: Zinwe Evicted From The Big Brother Naija 'no Loose Guard' House by zebszebs: 9:26pm On Aug 25, 2024

This overweight harlot!!!

Properties › Re: 80s And 90s Wealth: The Iconic Rich Man's Parlour (Photo) by zebszebs: 9:25pm On Aug 25, 2024

Flat screen TV in the 80s and 90s?

Is the owner of that house a time traveler who went to the future to steal what would have been termed alien technology?

Or is he just someone living in the 2000s whose taste in decor has remained stuck in the past?

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind...

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: How Viewers Voted For Zinwe, Beta And Chekas by zebszebs: 9:23pm On Aug 25, 2024*

Most of these people will come out of the house thinking they are now minor celebrities,

Not knowing that Sapa has now blinded many Nigerians and nobody send their papa.

And people hardly watch the show (except some idle, jobless degenerates) unlike previous years.

Tibunu, you do this one.

I raise yansh for you biko!!!

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Politics › Re: Edo Election: Pictures From APC Rally In Ikpoba Okha LGA by zebszebs: 8:39pm On Aug 24, 2024

kedeojo:
Many people there are living a better life than most of you people family, both immediate and extended ones. You people are just been pained that your religion and tribal bigots didn't win last year presidential election and you don't want to see the president party winning other elections, you have no consign about. Face your states. Outside Lagos were I leave and Edo state of course my state, nothing consigns me about happenings in you people various states. Mumu people.

Ah!! A proud Edolite!!!

A proud APC/Tinubu supporter!!!

A bastard and reprobate!!!

God forbid you, your forebears,progenitors and descendants to the fourth generation.

Spits!!!

Health › Re: Former Lagos Police Spokesperson, Chike Oti, Seeks N25m For Kidney Transplant by zebszebs: 9:26am On Aug 24, 2024

zoghys:
That describes your fada. Bastard

Stop crying 😂😂😂

Your father!!!

Sports › Re: Edo Queens Beat Ainonvi FC 3 - 0 To Win Champions League Qualifiers by zebszebs: 12:20am On Aug 24, 2024*

Are they all biological women though?

There is one face I saw now that gave me pause.

I did a double take, circled back and am still not sure that person is a real woman.

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Politics › Re: PIDOM Nigeria Is Missing by zebszebs: 11:05pm On Aug 23, 2024

ribbit:
wetin this oponu dey talk?.

Is this one even following the story at all or just want to virtual signal like a senseless biafran?

The person who cast a spell on you is dead.

Your case is irredeemable.

Politics › Re: PIDOM Nigeria Is Missing by zebszebs: 9:33pm On Aug 23, 2024

ribbit:
Whistle blower?

Lmao

The bastard is a blackmailer, fake news merchant, a senseless zo mbidients hackactivis that thought he was invincible.

I think David hundeyin is the one running the account all along and he is still trying to paint a picture of Nigeria government is after him so he can get the asylum he is seeking.

I don't trust that criminal.

An individual has been arrested for being PIDOM, but here you are saying David is PIDOM.

Whoever cast your spell must be dead, hence your case is beyond redemption.

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Health › Re: Former Lagos Police Spokesperson, Chike Oti, Seeks N25m For Kidney Transplant by zebszebs: 9:31pm On Aug 23, 2024

zoghys:
You sound like your fada, the chief bonehead. Omo ale jati jati. You lack simple home training and that shows in your loose life attitude.

Your fathers left, blacked buttocks. waka!!!

Health › Re: Former Lagos Police Spokesperson, Chike Oti, Seeks N25m For Kidney Transplant by zebszebs: 8:15pm On Aug 23, 2024

zoghys:
Lol, bonehead

Your father is....

Health › Re: Former Lagos Police Spokesperson, Chike Oti, Seeks N25m For Kidney Transplant by zebszebs: 5:54pm On Aug 23, 2024

zoghys:
Sure, your fada can't clean his shoes.

I repeat: YOUR FATHER!!!

Health › Re: Former Lagos Police Spokesperson, Chike Oti, Seeks N25m For Kidney Transplant by zebszebs: 5:10pm On Aug 23, 2024

zoghys:
My fada was smart and well oiled. He taught me to respect everyone who deserves it. Your fada will be ashamed of you now if you ever had one.

I say again: "YOUR FATHER!!!"

Health › Re: Former Lagos Police Spokesperson, Chike Oti, Seeks N25m For Kidney Transplant by zebszebs: 1:28pm On Aug 23, 2024

zoghys:
That's absurd

Your father is

Health › Re: Former Lagos Police Spokesperson, Chike Oti, Seeks N25m For Kidney Transplant by zebszebs: 10:47am On Aug 23, 2024

Thunder fires any member of the public who donates to him.

Politics › Re: Kelvin Iyere: Edo PDP Suspends Councillor Working For APC Candidate, Okpebholo by zebszebs: 9:52pm On Aug 20, 2024

Akpakomiza2:
APC has taken it,say the truth na

I have no skin in the game, if Edo people like, let them vote for an illiterate who can't even express himself in pidgin English that Edo farmers who have never stepped into the 4 walls of a school can speak.

It's their business.

People who voted for Tinubu and swore that they would teach Obi a lesson in politics, am I in that godforsaken country to suffer with them?

Vote for Monday Mumu and his OG Yahoo Yahoo deputy Denco.

Its you people that will suffer it.

Politics › Re: Kelvin Iyere: Edo PDP Suspends Councillor Working For APC Candidate, Okpebholo by zebszebs: 9:48pm On Aug 20, 2024

kennyz247:
Noted
papa sabinus

Chop knuckle my guy! grin

Politics › Re: Kelvin Iyere: Edo PDP Suspends Councillor Working For APC Candidate, Okpebholo by zebszebs: 9:14pm On Aug 20, 2024

kedeojo:
Do you understand English at all.

Is hunger your mate?

You dont know hunger can cause mental turbulence?

Politics › Re: Kelvin Iyere: Edo PDP Suspends Councillor Working For APC Candidate, Okpebholo by zebszebs: 9:09pm On Aug 20, 2024

kennyz247:
If that will make you fell like Obasanjo,then, "thank you daddy "
ITK and too much respect no go kill Nigerians

"...make you *feel* like Obasanjo.."

Oya, say "Thank you Daddy" again!

Politics › Re: Kelvin Iyere: Edo PDP Suspends Councillor Working For APC Candidate, Okpebholo by zebszebs: 8:12pm On Aug 20, 2024

kennyz247:
Good radiant
No room for staying on the fence

Correction: *Good riddance*

Oya say "Thank you Daddy".

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Politics › Re: Kelvin Iyere: Edo PDP Suspends Councillor Working For APC Candidate, Okpebholo by zebszebs: 8:11pm On Aug 20, 2024

PDP takes this election.

Edo no be Lagos.

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