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Romance › Re: 60 Things Guys Should Kw About Girls by ZedX5: 10:08am On Mar 03, 2015

Who gives a fvck about trying to understand women? Why are the women so fvcking confused that I have to know 60 things about them? Why can't they be straight forward?

Ko kan aiye mehn. . . No time for bullshit.

Romance › Re: Hard- Learned Love Lessons by ZedX5: 10:05am On Mar 03, 2015

Hard indeed. . . Next pls.

Romance › Re: DOES BEING DARK DARK IN Complexion Make Ugly ? by ZedX5: 10:02am On Mar 03, 2015

Thread reeking of ignorance and low self esteem.

Romance › Re: A Ghanian Man Who Needs Advice by ZedX5: 9:58am On Mar 03, 2015

He needs slaps.

Fashion › Re: Male Transformation Wit Make Up (photo) by ZedX5: 9:55am On Mar 03, 2015

What a fvcking idiotic boy!

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Romance › Re: Dedicated To My Irreplaceable "Ex" by ZedX5: 9:50am On Mar 03, 2015

No one is irreplaceable. . . That's some fvcking childish nonsense.

Romance › Re: Domestic Violence In Relationships! by ZedX5: 12:18am On Mar 03, 2015

Owliver:
that's how you attract your type by posting pics with your cleverage out. When they beat you now you go open thread. Mumu

Cleverage?

What a fvcking dumbass!

Romance › Re: Domestic Violence In Relationships! by ZedX5: 11:49pm On Mar 02, 2015

alberto2k:
Sorry, I don't do immature shii..

Care for some candies?

You should have popped them _stupid candies in your mouth before you displayed gross stupefying immaturity moments ago.

You don't do immature shii but you typed a paragraph over a dp that's none of you business?

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Romance › Re: Domestic Violence In Relationships! by ZedX5: 11:44pm On Mar 02, 2015

alberto2k:
Yeye dey smell...

Woman wrapper like you.

U dey hustle for punny way u no fit get

Calling out your stupidity is hustling for punny? You're a fool.

Romance › Re: Domestic Violence In Relationships! by ZedX5: 11:41pm On Mar 02, 2015

I'm too cultured to raise my hand on a woman I claim to love. If I can no longer tolerate our relationship, I'll end it honourably.

Romance › Re: Domestic Violence In Relationships! by ZedX5: 11:38pm On Mar 02, 2015

alberto2k:
Guys are joining the legendury beat and beats by Dre crew... Na wetin dey reign now

And P.S: I have a problem with your Dp.... Please cover that up, NL has over a million users... So just imagine how many have seen that by now, you won't attract any suitor by putting up such to the public eye (noo oofeinse)

What a _stupid comment!

Who made you the judge and commander of the DP's people decide to put up? Who asked you to check on it? Who told you she was trying to attract a suitor? If you have a problem, get your issues sorted out. You don't tell people what to do. Fools like you watch worse with vaseline in your hands so how about you get the fvck outta here and stop this crass stupidity show you're putting up here. . .

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Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:48pm On Mar 02, 2015

ronald4lif:
Stingy ke.

Omata love is international love, exclusive to Igbos. Today una dey China, tomorrow Taiwan, next day Apapa wharf to clear containers, then straight to isi-ewu joints for refreshment. Then finally a showdown where he will do justice to your arsenal. You need to experience something different and dynamic.

End of story. . .

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:45pm On Mar 02, 2015

Lala247:
Or nah me go disvirgin urs lol

Too late my eye r not virgin eyes ... Dey have seen

Hmm.

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:44pm On Mar 02, 2015

Dimples192:
Sorry cherryice claimed you arsenal
Me dnt like friendly fire. She dangerous! Serious!

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:42pm On Mar 02, 2015

Lala247:
Oya now send it privately lemme c wt u got to offer lol

I don't wanna disvirgin your eyes. . .

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:41pm On Mar 02, 2015

Lala247:
Nope never heard of it .

But igbo guys are stingy abi

Stingy with money sometimes, but not with love and kondo. cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:40pm On Mar 02, 2015

Dimples192:
My only naija bf was Yoruba shshsh

Chioma, why wasting time with him na?

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:40pm On Mar 02, 2015

Lala247:
Miss wetin

Pls show me wt i am missing

I only do private shows. . .

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:39pm On Mar 02, 2015

Lala247:

Ronald, she's speechless. cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:38pm On Mar 02, 2015

Ipledge:
so you want take her for urself

Fight for her, dammit!

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:35pm On Mar 02, 2015

Ipledge:
na there u dey,we don meet for another thread ,she don say yes to me but with option

She can't say yes to you. . . She prefers a big "gun".

But you have a pistol. grin

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:34pm On Mar 02, 2015

Lala247:
No never only yoruba or mixed raced

You dey miss. cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:33pm On Mar 02, 2015

Dimples192:
I'm sowi it was the devil
Are you igbo?

Who dash am igbo?. . . He wan thief am? grin

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:32pm On Mar 02, 2015

Lala247:
Abeg fix dat smiley face

Lol to b honest i have only met one igbo guy in london , the other i saw when i went to yaba with a friend .... N ....

Kmt.

You haven't even experienced igbo loving. . . Come to Nigeria. wink

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:30pm On Mar 02, 2015

ronald4lif:
Lol! She's that sexy I must say

And they may just snatch you both, with the believe that for you to be able to catch such a big fish you must be swimming in stark of dollar bills.

Bro, Dimples192 go put me for trouble mehn. . . grin

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:28pm On Mar 02, 2015

Ipledge:
i no trust this girl wey I call wife

Which wife? Who dash you wife?

Swerve osiso! grin

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:26pm On Mar 02, 2015

Lala247:
Zed u trying to get in my hate list lol

Ki ni mo se? shocked

Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Romancelanders With The Wittiest Comments by ZedX5: 9:24pm On Mar 02, 2015

Dimples192:
Thought you had a big gun yourself

A big "gun" . . . I only shoot ladies. wink

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