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RomanceRe: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by ZedX5: 10:01am On Mar 07, 2015
Martins301:
The right term should be habit. Some people don't like those who smoke weed. If I know u smoke weed, I may not relate too well with u cos I see it as a bad habit.

Uncontrolled Farting can be likened to a bad habit. If u can excercise restraint and not fart in front of ur female boss in her office, why can't u excercise that restraint with ur spouse?
Cos she's not my boss. She's a potential life mate. I guess you don't know what relationships really mean.
RomanceRe: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by ZedX5: 9:32am On Mar 07, 2015
Martins301:
Have u ever thought that farting uncontrollably in her presence may be a bad attitude?
Explain how it's a bad attitude.
RomanceRe: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by ZedX5: 9:12am On Mar 07, 2015
Nneka123:
i'll kill you grin
Your farts will smell worse sef. grin
RomanceRe: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Spouse, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by ZedX5: 9:10am On Mar 07, 2015
Martins301:
She may not like it at all and when u do it repeatly she may start having reasons not to like u. This can cause the sour spot to develop.
Then she must be very immature.

Any girl I'm in a relationship with should be free with me, and vice versa. No, I'm not asking her to follow me to the toilet, neither will I leave the toilet open when I'm in my conference meeting with the WC, but this is just a frequent occurrence. Most times, my farts don't smell and even if they do, so what?

If that's what counts as a sour spot in the relationship, and not that I treat her wrong or have a bad attitude I cannot change, then she's free to ball. . . I'll find another girl willing to do "fart challenges" with me.

Ko si aiye iranu.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Like Taking Pictures Of Themselves Eating Food by ZedX5: 12:48am On Mar 04, 2015
Well, they can't believe they're eating such food or that they are eating in such a place.
RomanceRe: Hehehehe...would You Pick Your Phone If It Fell Into The Toilet? by ZedX5: 12:41am On Mar 04, 2015
phlio:
how could u be so s tupid to call someone st upid...if u dont ve anything gud to say den leave.feedingbottle.oshi
Cretin! Don't you have a trip to kaduna tomorrow? Trolling fvcktard! grin
RomanceRe: Hehehehe...would You Pick Your Phone If It Fell Into The Toilet? by ZedX5: 12:31am On Mar 04, 2015
Baddestguyp:
some peeps spend hours in toilet o. escape route from house chores
Oh cool.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by ZedX5(op): 12:29am On Mar 04, 2015
Deejavuu:
Goodnight and i hope ur girlfriends,crushes,crushers and crushees dont come for me...

Blackett tongue
After changing panties 2wice. tongue
RomanceRe: Hehehehe...would You Pick Your Phone If It Fell Into The Toilet? by ZedX5: 12:27am On Mar 04, 2015
Baddestguyp:
cool down, a lot of peeps use their phones in toilet to browse, watch movies, etc nothing wrong in that.

@topic, I don't want to imagine what I will do in that situation
Oh, I get. The few minutes in the toilet will make them miss Armageddon. . . Cool.
RomanceRe: Stupid Ways To Answer"why Are You Not Yet Marrid"? by ZedX5: 12:22am On Mar 04, 2015
Dumb jokes. . .
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by ZedX5(op): 12:20am On Mar 04, 2015
ronald4lif:
Lol! Guys, I got a night shift from 12am tonight. Have to go now. Night to Blackett, dimples192, deejavuu, cherryice, lala247, marieolae, ipledge, thatguyjack etc. See you all tomorrow and have a wonderful night rest.
Night bro.
RomanceRe: Hehehehe...would You Pick Your Phone If It Fell Into The Toilet? by ZedX5: 12:19am On Mar 04, 2015
You're _stupid for taking it to the toilet in the first place. . . What? You can't do without a phone for 10 mins?
RomanceRe: Guys Judge This!!!! Intersting!!! by ZedX5: 12:16am On Mar 04, 2015
Nah. That's so fvcking wrong mahn. . . Why not walk out of the relationship? It's more honorable than that _shit you got planned.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by ZedX5(op): 12:13am On Mar 04, 2015
Lala247:
Just felt like quoting me ?
Ya. Missed quoting you. tongue
RomanceRe: When Your Bf Ask You 'why Are You Still Single?" by ZedX5: 12:12am On Mar 04, 2015
What manner of _stupid question is this?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by ZedX5(op): 12:11am On Mar 04, 2015
Dimples192:
angry baby she stole you and I want you back. Noooow! cry
Lmao.

This one crashlanded. grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by ZedX5(op): 12:10am On Mar 04, 2015
Lala247:
Wt did i do
Nain.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by ZedX5(op): 12:08am On Mar 04, 2015
And dimples?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by ZedX5(op): 12:08am On Mar 04, 2015
Lala247:
Wow
And you? grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by ZedX5(op): 12:07am On Mar 04, 2015
marieolae:
Na waa oh tongue
Even you? grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by ZedX5(op): 12:07am On Mar 04, 2015
Ipledge:
i think dimple can finaly come back to me...no offence
grin grin grin



*falls from bed*
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by ZedX5(op): 12:06am On Mar 04, 2015
ronald4lif:


Your lips so soft and red, the thought of kissing you is stuck in my head. Your beauty is so bright and warm, shinning through the darkest storm. Your eyes sparkle like stars in the night sky, when I stare into them I feel like I am soaring high. My love for you is pure and true, I never stop thinking of you. I only didn't tell you. The sound of your voice (in my dreams grin) saying " I love you makes my heart pound because I knew I had truly found my one and only wink. I promise to love you for every moment of forever and when everything else crumbles, I will never. I am your armor to protect you from harm, like you are to me, a lucky charm. For you are my heart embarassed ,my soul, baby you are my whole world. Deejavuu + Ronald = world best couple.

Everyone should acknowledge this day, henceforth, that love has visited me, and it's here to stay until forever dies. tongue
Brooooo. You wan finish am?? grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by ZedX5(op): 12:00am On Mar 04, 2015
Dimples192:
grin yep naughty and nice wink
That's the best. . . Balanced. You living up to the chioma name. wink
RomanceRe: My Friend Has Been Seducing Me- I'm Confused. by ZedX5: 11:59pm On Mar 03, 2015
grin grin grin

The fvcktard is confused and doesn't know what to do, but he runs his trap when men talk. . . Fvcking cretin.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by ZedX5(op): 11:56pm On Mar 03, 2015
Dimples192:
Damn girl when I read his poem my fanny skipped a beat embarassed
you are sooo naughty! grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by ZedX5(op): 11:55pm On Mar 03, 2015
Deejavuu:
Matchmaker of the universe undecided

Why are you changing monickers tho? Stick with blackett pls.
Well, blackett is still banned in the romance section. . . They can't handle my guts and wits yet. . .

So...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by ZedX5(op): 11:54pm On Mar 03, 2015
Bad boy mode activated. . .

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