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This is what happens when you take 120kg of Cannabis

KingTom:
If this thread make Front page, I go join APC

Gbam!!! It's official!!!

KingTom is now an APC member.

omenka:
This salary stuff appears to be really serious. I think Aregbesola goofed on this one.

I dont support impunity.

Aregbesola should pay his workers or get hit by the bull

sweetorgasm:
bro woya put ur pic na make we c

I am like Lalasticlala.............I don't upload my pictures.

sweetorgasm:
These are the top five cutiest guys according to rank that are too handsome to contest 4 mr nairaland. "all the mr nairaland contestants are togolees refugees (no offence) when compared to them. "they are number (1)SWEETORGASM. "(2)LALASTICLALA. "(3)SEUN. "(4)BARCANISTA. "(5)DARKREBEL666.

Sure you havent seen my pic....to know hu is behind this moniker ZeezaRapture.

Majority of those contesting no near me for cuteness....no be pride, buh its reality.

Ask Akashi01....he knows me wella.

So i ask, would he have enjoyed this his birthday party if the country had plunged into war through him??

jayhans:
Wen they said oda candidates re cute.. dats just their looks... wen they say humble i get forced to check my dictionary wat humble really means... VOTE NT because OF FAMILIARITY, VOTE NT because Ur. FRND ASKED U TO... VOTE FOR A PERSN WIT DA ZEAL TO LEAD... VOTE A GUY WHU PERSONIFIES CUTENESS, HUMILTY ND GREATNESS. VOTE FOR JUST ANODA YUNG HUMBLE AFRICA'S NOBEL SON. VOTE JAYHANS FOR MR NAIRALAND 2015
Cc : zeezarapture, bogolobango, victoriabee, missnairaland1, mrpackager, bankmanager

#IF WE CAN DREAM IT WE CAN DO IT

yes! If we can dream it, we can do it!!!

I dey ur back bro.

popeferd:
Jarizod is a correct Nigg! You got my votes sir jarizod. Oga hope u'll support my candidate? www.nairaland.com/iamkingzlee biko!

yeaah he is in my support list.

Allow me to introduce to you,
CUTENESS.


Allow me to introduce to you,
INTELLIGENCE.


Allow me to introduce to you,
SMARTNESS.


Allow me to introduce to you,
COOLNESS


Allow me to introduce to you,
THE RESILLIENCE.


Allow me to introduce to you,
COURAGE.


Allow me to introduce to you the combination of all i've mentioned.


Allow me to introduce to you,
The Person Worthy Of Your Votes..











JARIZOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Vote Jarizod for MR. NAIRALAND 2015.


PEACE.

alberto2k:
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I Can guess that the girl sucked and Rode him more skillfully than all the girls he ever lashed



choi! make me sef go dey hunt for idoma girls b that
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hahahahaha baaaaad man alberto.





But e fit be true oo.....Idoma girls fit sabi oo.

Chai from tomorrow, Esther wey dey our backyard don suffer for my hand.

I go dey disturb her till i......

Face of a looter by the left.
Face of a damsel by the right.

That girl....abi na woman, is really beautiful

Tdhforreal:
Ijebu... the greatest ever. And I'm being humble to say the least.

Bros, i dey take this kind thing serious ooo.....why didnt you mention Ijebu Isiwo

I opened this thread to see where my fore-fathers came from (Isiwo) and i'm disappointed not to see it there.

Is it that you forgot to add it or what??

Ijebu Isiwo is the second largest/famous after Ijebu Ode.

Ijebu Igbo is famous too but not as Isiwo.

Get your facts right

Phrankin:
Somebody Help!!! I don't seem to find anything funny again these days.

my bro, report yourself to a psychatric hospital nearby oooo.....before it gets worse.

My advice for you.













Thank me later

Beremx:
Definitely there's an insider who told the thieves where the money was

..

Jarizod:
I smell victory

Have you not recieved the pm i sent you?

Not Funny






















chai na play oooo e funny dieee hahahahahah

For those still ranting....this contest has been finalised long ago and here are the finalists..

JARIZOD

IAMKINGZLEE

JAYHANS

and

SWAGGAVILLAGE.

Heaven just sent me these names

Chinum:
This makes one wonder. Maybe he was sent to Anambra as a strategy to prevent him from being present @ d meeting.

if you are the one in ur dp then you are too matured to think towards that direction.

Ohammadike:
We don't need prayers rather we need proactive and precise action

We "don't" need prayers??

smh

Aminat508:
lmao I don laugh tayad

did you just say..

see this and be warned..

How did the "Ojukwu" war end?












He surrendered cause he couldnt withstand the heat that hit him and his men anymore!












Ohaneze are only ranting.. They said more than this before the election.

Mark my words, this Ohaneze group will do NOTHING!!!....if the "something" happen to Ihejirika.

Good one!

At least 'they' will now enjoy their Oyel

Some people just like creating something out of nothing.

The VP was sent to Anambra State to sympathise with the people of the state cos of the oil tanker explosion...while the President was having meeting with the service chiefs.

Op, u just want to create awareness for ur blog

#haters gon hate

kodded:



or yes we can see your "help" in libya, syria, iraq, Afghanistan, pakistan, egypt, yemen, tunisha and so many more

Thank you we don't need your "HELP"

for the very first time, you talk wetin make sense to me

i can never believe this U.S people..
They want us to approve gay rights before they 'help' us.

We dont need their 'help'.
by God's grace, with the support of our neighbours(Niger, Chad and Cameroon) we will defeat Boko Haram.

*throws up*

**zips down, brings out my joystick and pisses on the thread**

sandrahnaub:
Chai so many fyn bobo's here oo!


Scentmarlc 4 Mr nl

Check out my candidates: Jarizod, Jayhans, SWAGGAVILLAGE & iamkingzlee.


A glimpse will convince you

Jarizod:
morning bro.. How u dey now

I send u message for WhatsApp but e no deliver

Ooh sorry for that. I'll send you another number via pm.

LadyBoss1:
Lala247 me

whoooaaa...my blonde

how far naaaaa...longest time

iamkingzlee:
It's not too late to make it 3 sir!

lol i got your pm.




Now people, vote the bests......support the bests

Vote Jarizod, Jayhans, SWAGGAVILLAGE and iamkingzlee for Mr. Nairaland 2015

Thanks.

PEACE.

LadyBoss1:
Its now ladyboss1

i dont get u pls