Rashford banger

Look at aunty onana

Chelsea no get level again I swear by Allah
Who be all these kids wey suppose dey write GCE wey kolopa dey put?

afrodoc2:
Enzo playing cross field pass like he is uprooting yam.

No be that javelin wey him throw give palmer?
Palmer jump with him hand him no still reach the ball

See as disasi scatter legs like mop mtcheew

Flashbacks of lukaku's disallowed goal against this same liverpool

Ya Allah
How did we end up with these things in our XI

https://twitter.com/ChelseaFC/status/1761670618272215096?t=uFXI_5izd1lkYb1eZWKNhw&s=19

Calabash cup and we are doing all these
Omo

Leyqute:


He’s been firing blanks recently. Expensive blanks

What do we say to the god of blanks?
Not today

Need not less than 2 goals from the robot to save my gw

Ibime:


His official age is 28

Yeah just checked

Ibime:


Fake Rivers man, Nwabali is from Ogba Egbema, a true son of the soil

E sure me die say Nwabali follow for cultists during Donwanni time for that axis. Na even Felix Obuah give am him first club

https://www.nairaland.com/8004870/super-eagles-goalie-nwabali-honoured

And they said he is 22 years old

BlueMann:
That was far too cowardly from Poch. We were already defensive, why not keep it that way instead of going ultra defensive? I guarantee we would have created one or two more big chances if we kept playing the way we were in the first 70 mins.

Massive performances from Disasi and Gusto especially, shout-out to Enzo and Gallagher as well.

Big shame Petrovic has conceded another deflected goal.

Petrovic is so so unlucky tbh

When you sit deep and defend, you invite pressure. Poch is an Idiot. We had city at bay with our counters but it all disappeared with those useless subs.

Sterling no fit score this thing chaii
I hope these misses don't come back to bite us in the ass
Palmer is clearly a generational talent

This similar chance, jackson go don throway reach 5 this season

At home, Razza had walker begging for mercy
Away, he cooked walker to give us a lead

This game is chaotic

Omo the thing shock Doku

I swear by Allah, Jackson is not a top flight player material

Jackson nicked the ball from ederson and nobody could make a darting run into the box. All these players are useless

Ballzproblem2:
see wicked pass from Gallagher

Ake na beast

Sterling is a bastard

If we lose today e no fit pain me
Na all those wolves game wey we lose home and away dey pain my soul the most

popizaino:
180mins of football at home against Aston villa and we can't score? What is pochettino still doing at the bridge?

Na popi be this?

Altern8tor:

6-1 against Boro is a joke to u

They should have stopped scoring at 4 so we'd have 2 goals in today's game

Hope these fvckers know that there is no return fixture

Totally forgot about replays
Lol

BlueMann:
Solid shift from Gilchrist. Won't offer much on offense, but is a solid, tidy player.

Comfortable on both feet. Sadly we'd sell this one again to balance the books

Textbook chelsea
Play so well but end up losing

When are we going to learn how to score ffs

Adedaniel211:
Ronnie d silent killer, I don't like the guy..



See d way FAMOUS dey confess thru rap:
waking up in cold sweat's,
I can't get no rest,
I'm jumping in my sleep,
I can barely catch my breath,
having flashback when I put them bullets in his chest,
cause now I'm paranoid and all i see is death..

Gotta give him credit
The white dude spittin'

FBS:
The way Real Madrid move the ball through the 1st, 2nd and 3rd phases is just...for the lack of a better phrase - WORLD CLASS. The way midfielders faultlessly interchange roles and still either playing possession or moving the ball forward....My my my....just BRILLIANT!

Gast to implement same in my team.


And in front of goal...well, barca fans can attest to their ruthlessness.

Implement for team wey get jackson and sterling