Amoto94:
🚨 Mykhaylo Mudryk’s first half by numbers vs. Bournemouth:

80% pass accuracy
31 touches
5/8 ground duels won
3/4 tackles won
2/2 dribbles completed
2 key passes

#CFC

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Off the road please!

Need a midfield trio of enzo, caicedo and palmer. Palmer and sterling occupying the right, enzo and mudryk occupying the left.

MorataFC:
we will get 10 points, that's 3 wins and a draw.

Lmao them go too beat us like say we steal phone from GSM village

Jackson has an xG of 3.6.
Need pochettino to coach him the same way Napoli's coach coached osimhen. Less running so you don't stumble or get tired when it's time to shoot the ball

Every N1gga needs a h0e like shanti. J got a real one in his corner

andrewbaba44:


Gravenberch a top quality world class midfielder ,the same player that hardly get game time for Bayern or which one ? Dude didn’t even get more than 3 games of 90 minutes at Bayern but he is supposed to be world class ,lol

Gravenberch have regress so badly due to lack of game time at Bayern ,dude is not even making the Dutch national team squad anymore ,he was good at Ajax though

Maybe klopp will revive him ,but currently there is nothing like top quality about him abeg

I envy Bayern sha ,buy player 18 million turn am to bench warmer and sell am 45 million ,very impressive business ,and maybe because the guy is still very young

Kolopa should be jailed for this nonsense. Palhinha the destroyer they need is sitting there in fulham. Wtf is gravenberch?!!

Enzo you sexy beast!

Jackson is here!

Aunty iyabo you can't fool me

Caicedo wear timberland come field today lol

God punish all the people who scouted disasi and sanchez. Disasi easily get's bullied. He foolishly gave the ball away for the goal and couldn't even close down antonio. His useless twin brother sanchez despite his height couldn't get a strong right hand to parry the ball away.
The defense line was a few meters away from the centre line and foolish sanchez was still in his box. The idiot couldn't come out to clear the ball before benrahma got to the ball

Who suggested this okpa gk for us abeg

Sent coufal to cancun

Jackson go too suffer for this team

So that thing na off
Nawa oo
We must always start poorly

See as them escort cunha from his own half lol. Onana get luck say no be nunez

Friends of wolves since 1889

Capaldi:
After signing hazard, we add Diego Costa and then beg Fabregas to come out of retirement to join us.

Popizaino will be very proud

Emaprince:
That Jackson I see will be a waste if there is no better striker and a scorer partnering him.

He does the job of holding off markers expertly but he is not a good finisher. The one time he turned and tried his luck at goal was just pathetic. He can't shoot properly. He might only score through poaching..but I don't see him scoring from a distance or placing home, a nice volley.

If he continues to be the point man, I dont have any hopes of we scoring much. Maybe sterling can partner him in the box.

Subhanallah
Aunty Iyabo ke? I'd rather have us field 10 players

andrewbaba44:


Alright sir

he say alright and he go still go ahead call am havertz10 alt

Havertz29s:
Me i be chelsea fan before a havertz fan

Nah dat havertz10 moniker wey havertz bring come chelsea.

I hope that dude has escorted his idolo to arsenal

I am beginning to recognise my club once again

Mudryk no get close control walai. Even pep no fit teach these frauds how to score

Fvck you reece

Jesus please save us from aunty iyabo

Silva is an ass wtf

Thank God chaos causer stopped salah

Jackson's infinity stones

SimpleGuy001:
Please Gallagher needs to go out. Santos in

Emeka out too

Emeka has finally grown into the game. Might leave him on for a while

Bluelines69:
Colwill has been good, I don’t understand….he’s very progressive as well

Salah has continously skinned him on the left all thanks to van dijk's lessons

Enzo is the revelation and the prince God promised Chelsea
We should cash in on aunty iyabo please

New season, samw old wailings