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I saw this on twitter, and I felt it would be fun here.

You post your picture, and we'll tell you why you're still single

greatnaija01:
YOU PROVOKED ME.

I bone your babe?

Who has provoked you the most this year 2017?

1. APC

2. NEPA

3. your Parents

4.GLO

5.MTN

6.AIRTEL

7.ETISALAT

8.Your Bank

9. Husband

10. Wife

11. Tailor/Carpenter

12. Your Girlfriend

13. Your Boyfriend

14. Your Ex

15. Coworker/Boss

16. Landlord

17. Buhari

18.Arsenal

19. Chelsea

20. Add your own


Na Buhari don vex me pass this year sha!

Cc: Lalasticlala

Nnamdi Kanu is unfortunately not an intelligent person. Otherwise he would know that you do not begin an agitation for secession by call to arms. It has to, and must start with the dissemination of the underlying ideology foundational to your struggle. So many people queueing behind this man today do not know what they are dying for. They think the word "Biafra" means freedom or some kind of El-dorado!.

Hitler as gifted as he was with oratory, still took the pains to put his thoughts down in written form Called the "Mein Kampf". This volume was bible for every German and they read it's pages religiously and fully understood why they had to go to war with the whole world and exterminate the Jews and other "inferior races". It was about Aryan superiority. That was the objective.

Chairman Mao Tse- Tung had his red book, containing his communist manifestos. He also wrote, "On Contradiction", "On Practice" and over a dozen other deep ideological books to guide the Chinese revolution. Lenin and Stalin also had the writings of Karl Marx to guide the Russian revolution.

Ojukwu himself understood this and was smart enough to put � down the Ahiara Declaration. This was the document that guided Ojukwu's secessionist struggle in those days. Everyone in the East who could, read it. The revolutionary document clearly set out the problems of the Igbo's faced in the Nigerian Polity and why arm conflict and secession was necessary to, and most importantly the structure of the Biafra Republic.

This sort of foundational documents not only educates and arms your followers, but also assist other people home and abroad to be properly informed in order to sympathize with your cause or not.

Nnamdi Kanu clearly has no ideological pillars supporting his present agitation. And I daresay that he was no prepared for, nor did he envisage the uproar and immense popularity that followed his arrest and detention. The larger-than-life dimension of this entire conflict has been accidentally in my view, unwittingly fed by the many missteps of the Buhari administration in dealing with it.

Nnamdi Kanu has asked for our support in His quest for "Biafra". But I will first want to know, without discrediting his motives, what I've been asked to die for exactly.

Which "Biafra" are we dying for in 2017 exactly? The one Ojukwu himself, before he died said was a dead ideology? Or the one Nnamdi Azikiwe betrayed after quickly switching allegiance to support "One Nigeria" during the civil war? If Zik did not think Biafra was worth his life, and this was when the injury to the Igbos was still very fresh, if Ojukwu refused to die for the cause and entered the next available flight out of Nigeria, leaving the pitiful Philip Effiong an Akwa Ibom man to surrender and hand over to Federal Forces. Then what are you inciting people to die for in 2017, when Igbos are fairing far better than several other ethnic groups in Nigeria. Infact does it surprise you that Ojukwu was buried in Nigerian colours, rather than Biafra's?

Lest we forget, in the world over, no group of secessionists have been reintegrated into society after failing in their secessionist objective, as fast as the Igbos were reintegrated into the Nigerian society. The first thing Ojukwu himself did when he returned to Nigeria in 1982 was to contest for the senate, despite his people's protests that he should stay out of "Nigeria's" politics. And contest he did, though he lost to his Igbo brother Jim Nwobodo. Meanwhile as at 1979-1983 the Vice president of Nigeria was Ekwueme, an Igbo man. And this was barely 10 years after the civil war!!

Through out the administration of both Babangida and Abacha , the Igbos were favoured even more than the Yoruba's who considered themselves to be the foremost elites in Nigeria, as so many such as Arthur Nzeribe, Arthur Eze and Iwuanyawun et all became billionaires through insidious patronage of military depots who daily oppressed ordinary Nigerians. Nobody remembered Biafra when counting the money. Even today, the Deputy Senate President of Nigeria is an Igbo man. All through Obasanjo's tenure, the Senate Presidency was exclusive to the Igbos. At some point in GEJ's administration, the entire economic policies of the country were controlled by Igbos, at the same time, the Chief of Defense Staff was also Igbo. I mean, the period we are talking about here is as recent as 2015!!!! What marginalization!!!.

Meanwhile we have the Tivs, the Jukuns, the Ibibios and hundreds of other tribes who have never been allowed to rise to such elevated offices, yet the heavens have not fallen.

So exactly how bad has the Igbos been marginalized, that we must all die at the snap of Nnamdi Kanu's fingers, beyond the many injustices we collectively face and endure in Nigeria on a daily basis? And why is secession the ONLY option?

You see Buhari has a huge blame in what is playing out today, and I blame him for the most part. If he hadn't come up with that hideous octopus arithmetic of 95% against 5%, to Balkanize the country even further along ethnic lines, if he had not undertook those lopsided appointments that gave credence to all the tribal instigations of the likes of Ena Ofugara and co on social media after the elections that he was a tribal bigot, if he was just large-hearted, forgiving and matured enough to accommodate the 5% at the earliest stage and understand that elections were over, and he was now not the President of APC or Northern Nigeria but Nigeria as a whole, perhaps this unnecessary tension and heating of the polity would have been avoided.

In any event who was Nnamdi Kanu and what was "Biafra" before 2015?

#My Opinion #
Lalasticlala, mynd44 please move to the permanent site.

Emmanuella get sense when she said "this is not my real Face o"

You saw his comment on a thread.
You checked his profile picture
He drives a Range Rover sport 2016
He's handsome
You pm'ed him
He in boxed you
You replied him happily
You want to hook up
You set up a date
You dress prettily, wear legging with no underwear
You put on make up - fresh breath and that new weave
He takes you for lunch at Serena Hotel
Takes you for drinks at Java
You two have a great time

He rubs your Hand, makes you laugh
Gives you looks and smiles
You stupidly fall in love
It's like you've known him forever
He takes you to his apartment
Makes you comfortable, and lays you on his bed
Kisses you passionately
You love His aggression, strength, power and you give in
It feels so good
You know it's wrong but it feels so good
You ask for protection, He says it's too late
You give in and don't disturb

He says He loves you and you don't hesitate to say you love him too.
He hits it nice and slow
After, he goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water
He helps you drink it, ohh man you feel soo special
He must be "the one" you think to yourself
You get dressed

He takes you to the taxi park
He kisses you on the cheek and says "babe, I had a great time"
Gives you cash
You smile and say, "see you later babe"
He doesn't reply
Your taxi drives away
In the taxi you can't stop smiling
You get home and texts him that you arrived safely
He's online but doesn't reply
That's unlike him so you text him again
Minutes later you can't find him on your list
HE'S BLOCKED YOU

Days, weeks, months passes by
You start feeling sick, loose weight, act strange with sores in your mouth
You go to the clinic
Get tested
Minutes later, the nurse comes out
Sorry but you're HIV positive and pregnant
But How!!!!!??
You are confused
You can't understand
Reality hits you
You walk home
Scared
Confused
Disoriented
You get to the bus stop
You lay there, hopeless and emotionless
You see death coming nearer
You look up to the sky, and mumble a quick prayer
That's the end of you

Don't be that girl! Live well, stop chasing material things. Stop chasing SPONSORS.
Be the girl you want your daughter to be.
To all the ladies
LIVE A LIFE
AND NOT A LIE


Lalasticla, mynd44

some girls ehn.... make I no talk sha

I'd have appreciated this if I watch GoT, so lemme just 'waka comot'

We need to exchange some people even if na pizza, make dem give us carry all this yeye people comot.

It's showing live on AIT right now.

It's show in live on AIT, who is following?

Divay22:
Why didn't you call me before coming...Zeriously
We are supposed to be welcomed, anytime and anyday whether informed or not.

It's wrong to visit a guy without informing him first. It's simple curtsey.

He should manage it na

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Lalasticla

Op this your story Na wash.
1. I'm a late sleeper, Na the phone pressing dey help me sleep.

2. I can control my phone usage, I'm not addicted to it. So nothing like depression.

3.partly reasonable.

4. Nomophobia no, nairaphobia ko. My phone sleeps at the head of my bed, no need to be anxious or anything.

FitnessDoctor:
I see...

Hope you have joined the healthy community... I haven't seen you there

Not yet.....

Shebi our television governor said the crime rate yaf reduced.

FitnessDoctor:
So Zeus007 has recession reached the point that you are using free data mode... \

Good morning.... hope you slept well?

Lol bros, I was using data o!

This one Na werey

Wow, nice work Buhari

Omo, I wan craze

Bagam!!!!!!!!

whiteprince:
No surprise say Bisola fit win

I pull shirt baff 4 street

Omo I wan craze!!!!?
Efe for the mula!!!!!!!
Who you be

Who has noticed tboss n!pples

Evaberry:
.

ASHAWO!!!!!



BABA sule food Don show

don't forget to finish from the back

What's with the vulgar name calling. She thief your man?

Who left the house today?

Because you're rich does not mean you'll be happy. Who knows what drove him to kill himself