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Romance / Re: World Smallest Woman by Zeuz007: 11:25pm On Dec 07, 2017
Nedfed:
Not everybody marry because of puna

If i no want knack, I for turn to fada na

Romance / World Smallest Woman by Zeuz007: 11:14pm On Dec 07, 2017
A picture of the world's smallest woman and her husband.

I wonder how they do the do undecided

Lalasticlala

Romance / Re: Photos Of A Flexible Sexy Lady Go Viral by Zeuz007: 10:36pm On Nov 24, 2017
see yansh!!!
Celebrities / Re: Sadiq Daba Set For Treatment In UK by Zeuz007: 11:38am On Nov 24, 2017
thank God for his life
Religion / Re: Prophet Bushiri Gives BMW X3 To 2 Members Of Media His Team (Photos) by Zeuz007: 11:33am On Nov 24, 2017
Na so undecided

Meanwhile..... If I have 15 younger siblings, can I write great leadership skills in my CV?

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Travel / Re: What Is The Longest Time You Have Spent In Traffic And Where? by Zeuz007: 11:25am On Nov 24, 2017
Rumokoro, Two cars got spoilt in the middle of the road. We wasted an hour there cry

Meanwhile my uncle picked a fight with me not knowing how evil I can be. I'm going to steal his phone and save my two numbers as Jenny Sweet and Naomi big Brezz, then repeatedly call him and hang up at 3 am.

I'll let his wife fight him for me cheesycheesy I dont fight with my elders.

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Religion / Why Do Muslims Make Women Stay Behind During Prayers? by Zeuz007: 11:23am On Nov 24, 2017
I'm no Muslim, but please the Muslims in the house should explain this to me.
Cc. Lalasticlala, mynd44
Romance / Ladies Come In by Zeuz007: 11:28am On Nov 12, 2017
Ladies they're some things you should expect from a guy, whether you guys are dating or not.

I've always warned my sister you're a queen and if a guy does not treat you as sign, he does not deserve you. I'm going to share some thing here smiley

When boarding a cab with a guy, he should always let you enter first. If he ever enters before you, my dear close the door for him and let him go. cool

He should open doors for you, pull out your chairs etc. Most people think it's ancient or an old school thing, but it's a sign of good home training. That he was taught by a good woman to be a gentleman.
Forum Games / Re: Any Comment That Does Not Get A Like In 30 min Gets 1500 Naira Worth Of Recharge by Zeuz007: 12:21am On Nov 12, 2017
evidence

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Forum Games / Re: Any Comment That Does Not Get A Like In 30 min Gets 1500 Naira Worth Of Recharge by Zeuz007: 8:20pm On Nov 09, 2017
I don win am o

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Crime / Re: Agent Defrauds Over 500 People In One Year - Twitter User by Zeuz007: 8:05pm On Nov 09, 2017
dominique:
I think that's the same person that scammed a nairalander of over 200k earlier this year o. Good thing he has been caught, he deserves to be jailed for life. Heartless bastard

With you the money he has stolen, he'll bribe His way to freedom.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Will You Work In A Mortuary For N500,000 by Zeuz007: 8:04pm On Nov 09, 2017
grin

Nairaland / General / Will You Work In A Mortuary For N500,000 by Zeuz007: 8:01pm On Nov 09, 2017
I'll take care of the bodies like my children. I can even play with them cool

Crime / Re: Agent Defrauds Over 500 People In One Year - Twitter User by Zeuz007: 7:57pm On Nov 09, 2017
Lalasticlala, mynd44

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Crime / Re: Agent Defrauds Over 500 People In One Year - Twitter User by Zeuz007: 7:54pm On Nov 09, 2017
lipsrsealed

Crime / Re: Agent Defrauds Over 500 People In One Year - Twitter User by Zeuz007: 7:52pm On Nov 09, 2017
More

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Crime / Agent Defrauds Over 500 People In One Year - Twitter User by Zeuz007: 7:50pm On Nov 09, 2017
As gotten from twitter.

Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Zeuz007: 8:49am On Nov 09, 2017
deco22:
Just saw mine
how did you get here
Romance / Re: Singles Come In!! by Zeuz007: 3:44pm On Oct 29, 2017
Paulugo:
Aunty I
Guy you too tall, your babes go dey like dwarf for una picture
Forum Games / Re: Any Comment That Does Not Get A Like In 30 min Gets 1500 Naira Worth Of Recharge by Zeuz007: 11:18pm On Oct 27, 2017
Winshes and wizards wey full here undecided

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Romance / Re: Funniest Reason Your Mum Hit You by Zeuz007: 11:15pm On Oct 27, 2017
Dasherz:
mum had once beaten me for refusing to eat my lunch cos I was protesting .. omo the protest stopped that day o cheesy I am not in yankee grin grin
What were you protesting for? my mum would leave you to starve, when hunger comes knocking you'll beg for that food you were forming for grin
Romance / Re: Funniest Reason Your Mum Hit You by Zeuz007: 11:00pm On Oct 27, 2017
tolugar:
R
Guy we never reach permanent site na, stop to dey book space talk you own cool
Romance / Funniest Reason Your Mum Hit You by Zeuz007: 10:34pm On Oct 27, 2017
Shout out to all the mums out there, y'all are too much.

For fun, let's share funny reasons why our mums beat us up while growing up.

My mum once beat me for getting an injury while playing ball, she don warn me taya make I stop and I no gree. As I come house with wound that day, she first beat me wella before she treat me grin

share yours and let's make this thread lively

Lalasticlala,
Mynd44
Come and move this thread to the permanent site.

Forum Games / Re: Any Comment That Does Not Get A Like In 30 min Gets 1500 Naira Worth Of Recharge by Zeuz007: 11:46pm On Oct 26, 2017
Una 'wiket' o

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Forum Games / Re: Any Comment That Does Not Get A Like In 30 min Gets 1500 Naira Worth Of Recharge by Zeuz007: 11:38pm On Oct 26, 2017
undecided Like and die

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Romance / Re: Singles Come In!! by Zeuz007: 9:45pm On Oct 23, 2017
Mustoph1:
me
Dude rent a good apartment and babes will come
Romance / Re: Singles Come In!! by Zeuz007: 10:40am On Oct 23, 2017
Boxer007:



My brother. Hi boo. Please do your suck diks. It's for a friend

make thunder suck you and that your yeye friend. Ogun go tear that your yeye nyash.

Romance / Re: Singles Come In!! by Zeuz007: 10:33am On Oct 23, 2017
shinarlaura:

Check my dp and tell me why wink
You keep rejecting the guys that ask you out.
Romance / Re: Singles Come In!! by Zeuz007: 7:15pm On Oct 22, 2017
DeadRat:
Yes Am Single... So What? undecided
sunshineG:
cheesy grin grin

I am single as fuccck cry
Blackhawk03:
cheesy grin grin cheesy
shinarlaura:
Lol

post your pictures, so we can tell you why you're still single

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