₦airaland Forum

Morewealth121:
wetin hard inside if u send text and tell the person to pick up that u want to pass info to him... SIMPLE

Beremx:
....and some nairalanders have already concluded she was with her boyfriend.

nairaland members with their bad mouth eh?!! Thank God she's back safely.

kokoA:
I don't give a damm! Private letter na private letter.

dimexilux:
oh boi... see as girls dey para!!!! hmmm








***tip toe out of thread***

coldHeat:
When you fail to plan,
When you choose not to see ahead and counter unwanted results with necessary premeditated caution,

And you act and engage in a calculated venture of pleasure newly wed to stupidity,

And everything goes sideways,

You find yourself in a pool of regret, drowning, unable to swim to the shore of an absolution, imagining countless scenarios where you could have been good to reasoning, known better and done what was unseemingly best at the time.

All of a sudden, Time travel, impossible as it is, begins to whisper possibilities to your confused mind,

Reality slaps you in the face with two choices, murder of the first degree, or parental responsibility that will usher in a faceless shame that will take years to bleach her skin and then, become unknown and unfamiliar with your reputation.

Either decision you take (no matter how many eons you masturbate on the possibilities in between) leaves you and your present predicament violated, the anal rectum of your pride and ego unable to come to terms with the suddden sodomy the consequences of your actions has so rendered on you.

Through all this, He that inhabiteth eternity (impregnating her, birthing the Space-Time continuum), amused at your plight, watches your humbled state; it entertains Him, because, unknown to you at the time, your girlfriend will later call you to tell you her period only shifted by a few days and she is not pregnant.

And through the Eyes that sees all things, knows all things and becomes all things He sees you heaving a sigh of relief heavier than lead, only for you to make the same mistake three fornications later, and this time, with a daughter of a retired General.

Man truly is the architect of his own misfortune. And it appears that in every eternity, schooled by our fleshly desires, we graduate to wreck havoc on ourselves and others all in the name of pursuing a momentary gratification of mental stimulation.


Interesting...

EggovinMma:
Na stupid guy!
For 8:30 am him dey toast woman??
A jobless graduate! Wey even me wey be woman dey comot from house go hustle money those times.No make me vex thus night ooo

Emodeee:
Are u going to be patronising olosho all ur life?

Silvofitz:
The man died in active service.

naijathings:
That REALLY ANNOYING MOMENT

THAT ANNOYING MOMENT WHEN YOU HAVE PRESENTED ALL YOUR CERTIFICATES UP TO MASTERS DEGREE LEVEL BUT THEY STILL ASKING FOR PRIMARY SCHOOL CERT.

eleojo23:
Because people are looking for easy comfort. If there is a little problem, they just quit, no effort to resolve the issue.

If someone only holds on in good times and gives up when things aren't smooth, one cannot but question his/her commitment to the relationship.