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Politics / Re: Is Ejigbo Still Part Of Lagos State? Fashola Please Do Something! by zizoupinocchio: 2:31am On Jul 31, 2014
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Ah!!!!!!! See my Iyana-Ejigbo Ooooooooo.... Lmao... I no kno say ejigbo pple dey browse @ all not to talk of make dem dey active online like dis,,, Nice One!!!!!!!.... Dah Ile-Epo side still worse gan! E be like I go snap dah one by mysef... 4 ile-epo ehn, even to cross d road, ur leg must get stained wit mud- dat na sure bet... I always vex for Fashola anytym I have to cross dah road cos d tin dey spoil my fineboi.
Politics / Re: Is Ejigbo Still Part Of Lagos State? Fashola Please Do Something! by zizoupinocchio: 8:42am On Jul 28, 2014
The roads in ejigbo are an eyesore. Container-carrying trucks have tumbled both on the express roads and in the streets of ejigbo a few times. I don't even know how to start complaining my own. I live in ejigbo and I just got a job recently somwer in VI and guess what, I have to go and squat in a friends house close to the island cos if I make the mistake of trying to go from ejigbo everyday, I wld end up spending more hours on the road than I wld spend at work. Abeg, it will be a blessing to many is due attention is paid to the state of the roads in ejigbo, Lagos.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by zizoupinocchio: 7:11pm On Jul 23, 2014
mactao:

It is NOT true sir. Do not be deceived. I urge you to try out your work route before your first day.

I second Mactao's suggestion. Those who are not familiar with the route they have to take to work shld do well to try it out b4 1st august. Wake up early as though u r actually going to work. Lagos traffic has been doing things to me since I was a child, beginning from my Lagos State Common Entrance Interview. *smh

Y'all follow Mactao, he knows what he's doing.
**shakes my alomo like Kpato would.**

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by zizoupinocchio: 8:59am On Jul 20, 2014
mactao:

I would like to know the person behind these posts. Na you o.
grin
mactao:

I would like to know the person behind these posts. Na you o.

LOL
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by zizoupinocchio: 8:20pm On Jul 19, 2014
mactao:

Did you also buy a few short green bottles while shopping?

Don't let dem hear ooo... Dat's supposed to be on code... #BreakPeriodThings.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by zizoupinocchio: 8:16pm On Jul 19, 2014
mactao: And I hope you didn't buy those happy suits.
LOL.... LMAO @ happy suits.... I bought only dark colours just as you advised... Your advice made a lotta sense,,, couldn't help taking it... Thanks a lot... I'm happy I didn't end up buying 'happy suits'...LOL.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by zizoupinocchio: 12:08pm On Jul 19, 2014
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I dan finish to dey do my shopping. Hahahahah..... As e be so, na me go fine pass 4 PwC when we resume 4 august.... U na go fear fineboi na. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Ehen! I hope selfies are allowed during office hours, 'cos me no go mind some for bbm and facebook fans.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by zizoupinocchio: 11:15pm On Jul 10, 2014
achmed1:

I guess the training will last for 6-8 weeks and no accommodation.
Make dem try share food @ least ooo... I no wan hear say I dey waka up and down dey find where to chop as I still fresh 4 d block *wink.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by zizoupinocchio: 8:55am On Jul 10, 2014
chikenicholas: Hi guys, am still awaiting reply to my questions "Please guys that stay in Lagos, I heard accommodation is a bit cheaper there than here in Abuja, can you help me with a price range for a self contain around the Island? Do you advice I get office wears in Abuja or will I get at a cheaper price in Lagos. Your advice will be much appreciated.

Okay bro... Mmmmm... Dunno much abt d markets in abj buh u can get good suits @ balogun mkt (marina, CMS) for 9K or less, depending on ur patience and bargaining power. I dunno anytin about accommodation. I'm a stranger too. Best of luck, man!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by zizoupinocchio: 7:44am On Jul 07, 2014
mactao:

Stick to DARK suits. I advise black, but if you don't want to buy black, buy dark gray. Don't go all the way to ash, and for the love of all things good in the world, do not buy a light or bright blue.

You could check out this link:

https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1366&bih=705&q=gray+suit&oq=gray+suit&gs_l=img.3..0l10.1363.3085.0.3250.9.8.0.0.0.0.335.622.2-1j1.2.0....0...1ac.1.48.img..7.2.621.ywSAmEu61Iw&gws_rd=ssl#q=dark%20gray%20suit&revid=1300787477&tbm=isch&imgdii=_

The suits are not black, but they are dark.

I don't know if they have a rule about black suits at PwC, but there are unwritten rules EVERYWHERE. You should try to be safe first, till you can get there and feel out the environment by yourself, and learn what is acceptable and what is not.

Thank you very much. I really appreciate this. Thanks again.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by zizoupinocchio: 9:13pm On Jul 06, 2014
Abeg My People, una boi need help/advice badly. I'm planning to go shopping and I tell my guys say I go like get diff colors of suit like blue, ash and d odas... But d guy told me dt he has never seen any guy in PwC wearing a suit dat is not black. Could it be that it is required that PwC staff must be in black suits only?... Pls I nid answers cos these suits no too cheap like dat. I no wan waste barr wey I no get. Thanks Y'all.

Una Boy,
Pinocchio.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by zizoupinocchio: 7:51am On Jul 06, 2014
I dey feel all of una wey dey this platform. U guys are just too wonderful... Started following after my interview, anyway, cos I got wind of d whole tin very late. So far, na d analysis of the salary trip me pass among evritin wey I dan see 4 here... U guys rock!. Can't wait to meet y'all in august... U all have already started being wonderful colleagues. I'm happy abt everything and I'm grateful to God for this opportunity. #TeamPwC.

Abt d salary, I thought it is only the basic pay that is to be taxed. If dey tax d allowances den it is not proper, based on what I learnt in secondary skl (maybe dah one na theory sha, dis one na practical)

P.S: going thru d offer letter was like reading a software license agreement. I just signed d tin joor! Wetin I understand 4 dia, sef
Career / PWC 2014 Graduate Program by zizoupinocchio: 2:31pm On Dec 10, 2013
Pls has anyone received any mail from PWC after writing the online test?

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