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PoliticsRe: Katsina Governor To Release 70 Bandits After Peace Deal by Zocalite: 8:23pm On Jan 12
This is hilarious

Why are the terrorists in custody of the state government?

But when protesters are arrested, they are taken to Abuja for federal offence, but terrorists are charged as state offence

Funny!
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Praying And Speaking In Tongues Fervently For Grace by Zocalite: 5:08pm On Jan 12
Jovibanks:
Very soon Jerry Eze pastor go marry dikeh
For what na

Eze started the business, and copying is allowed
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Praying And Speaking In Tongues Fervently For Grace by Zocalite: 5:03pm On Jan 12
pipnator00:
Must we see you praying? Why cant you pray in your home and in secret?
Mid-life crisis na bastard! Finally she has smelt the coffee!
A man will find you ok but remember you were busy eating all the men that came your way.
Angry feminist! Body don finally tell you..lol
Mid life crisis

Hmmmm
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Praying And Speaking In Tongues Fervently For Grace by Zocalite: 4:59pm On Jan 12
doing gen z type of pastor is very lucrative

Just have a monetized YouTube

Be dropping tatatataprapra everyday,

Owo ti de

Nigeria youths like online prayers like tiktok
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Supporters Backing Peter Obi For ADC Ticket – Adeyanju by Zocalite: 4:52pm On Jan 12
They're wooing obiddnse mob

Since many obiddnse are tribal bigots
RomanceRe: This Lady Must Be Sick by Zocalite: 4:43pm On Jan 12
Lolzzzzz 🤣
PoliticsRe: Police Strike Bandits Camp With Helicopter In Kogi (Video) by Zocalite: 4:26pm On Jan 12
obeegee:
In a functional society, these rag tag bandits and terrorists should be handled by the police and not the military.

Kudos to our police
That's why state police is very important

The federal police becomes very professional and effective

State police made up state indigene or residents they quickly identify them cos of their affinity to the state

Pass the intel to the federal police if they don't have helicopters

And boom

Nigeria needs state police
SportsRe: Is This Nigeria Best XI In History? by Zocalite: 4:19pm On Jan 12
Twindado:
Even Finidi George will nominate Rashidi Yekini..
No problem about that
CultureRe: Massive Bride Price Items Worth Millions Of Naira In Enugu by Zocalite: 12:46pm On Jan 12
They no force the man
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Declares Himself "Acting President Of Venezuela" by Zocalite: 12:40pm On Jan 12
emma2002:
Its not the same thing. Venezuela has a population of about 28m.

That is over 25% fleeing to safety!

For it to be the same like Nigeria we should be seeing over +50m fellas fleeing the country which is not even so. Some UK migrants are even returning...
You correct

Must people fleeing nigeria are doing so using legal routes ( education, work, tourism etc)

But most Venezuelans are doing border crossing

Hundreds of thousand arrive at the border daily

US have to rule their country then
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Declares Himself "Acting President Of Venezuela" by Zocalite: 12:36pm On Jan 12
This is cruise

But nothing bad there if he wants

Venezuela was ruled by a tyrant
SportsRe: Is This Nigeria Best XI In History? by Zocalite: 12:30pm On Jan 12
No!


obafemi martins should replace osimhen
Uche okechukwu replace taribo
Godwin opara, replace Yobo
finidi George replace yekini
Celestine babayoro replace taiwo

But that midfield is solid

Where are the subs
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Meet Tomi, The Trending Blind Nigerian Sketch Maker On Tiktok & Youtube by Zocalite: 12:21pm On Jan 12
Touching!!

But thank God he's now in Canada.

....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid: Spanish Super Cup Finals (3 - 2) On 11th January 2026 by Zocalite: 8:34pm On Jan 11
femi4:
What a shame, because of money they take cup final away from spainish soil

This is one thing I like about British people, they will never trade their history for money
Lolzzzzz 🤣

You talk as if football is not about money

You can't compare Spanish league with premiership

If Saudi can offer 4x more to British football than what they will get at home, British will move it there

There are few Sports that have move to saudi from Britian

All Organised sports is all about money
CelebritiesRe: Jarvis Returns $4,000 Engagement Ring To Peller (Video) by Zocalite: 8:28pm On Jan 11
Good girl


Na to go resell

Make he use the money dey look front
AgricultureRe: Rainboots For Sale. by Zocalite: 6:45pm On Jan 11
Opor!

White rainboot

Opor!

Where in ilorin
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Wife At River Valley Estate; Suspect Commits Suicide In Ogun by Zocalite: 6:38pm On Jan 11
After tinubu bandits and tribal bigots opened the story, saw the name


They develop chronic amensia
TravelRe: Lady Shows The Part Of America They Don’t Talk About, Nigerians React (Photos/Vi by Zocalite: 6:33pm On Jan 11
All this tinubu bandits are sick
PoliticsRe: Atiku Coming To Right The Wrongs – ADC Chieftain, Festus Arunaye by Zocalite: 5:46pm On Jan 11
DaInferno:
I'm still yet to understand why Peter obi joined adc

And as for this person, what wrongs is the thief whom even Obasanjo despises; coming to right. Person d contest since 90's una still want carry president give am, as how
Obidense should have formed a party and forced obi to be their life presidential candidate

All of you are worst than the tinubu you insult

All of you are closet terrorists

Atiku who was a VP, is a thief but obi who was a governor isn't a thief

You people lack wisdom
SportsRe: Algerian Players, Fans And Journalists Fight After Losing To Nigeria (Videos) by Zocalite: 1:02pm On Jan 11
PheelzAlmighty:
This is laughable...

God has put confusion in their midst
Stop calling God in things that doesn't concern God.

Hope you understand
PoliticsRe: Reactions Trail Photo Of Peter Obi Greeting Atiku Abubakar On Bent Knees by Zocalite: 12:15pm On Jan 11
Atiku/Obi 2027
Christianity EtcRe: How Christianity Brainwashed Me So Much (Photo) by Zocalite: 12:12pm On Jan 11
Jesu lo ka mi lowo ko .....

Song by Christboy
Christianity EtcRe: Most Tattooed Man In Brazil Finds Jesus, Undergoes Painful Laser Removal(Photos) by Zocalite: 11:55am On Jan 11
jesusjnr2020:
As for me, the most important thing is that his Repentance and coming to Jesus be genuine, so Jesus can save his soul from spending eternity in hell, because no pain or suffering in this world could compare to that.

God bless.
You said it all

Genuine repentance

And hopefully he lands in the right church and right pastor
Foreign AffairsRe: I Had No Electricity For 6 Months: American Families Struggle With Energy Prices by Zocalite: 11:49am On Jan 11
Food has come for anti trump anti America terrorists

Oyinbos aren't like Nigerians, they cant cope on small increment
CultureRe: Viral Video Of Nigerian Woman Performing River Ritual Sparks Reactions (photos) by Zocalite: 11:39am On Jan 11
highchief1:
lol so when ppl say them no Dey use yahoo money become somebody I laugh.yahoo has saved a lot of people from poverty.
How many pure money is in the world

Pure money can't even give you wealth exception maybe say inventors Sha

But if someone is concerned about eternity he should stay away
CultureRe: Viral Video Of Nigerian Woman Performing River Ritual Sparks Reactions (photos) by Zocalite: 10:07pm On Jan 10
highchief1:
one of the governors na south east govenor.i no go talk pass like this.make dem no catch me kill
Lolzzzzz 🤣

There's no secret there, only the ogberi don't know

Na just packaging people dey swallow
CultureRe: Viral Video Of Nigerian Woman Performing River Ritual Sparks Reactions (photos) by Zocalite: 2:58pm On Jan 10
highchief1:
undecidedthere are some governors today that were yahoo boys.i don’t supprt yahoo I’m not and can never be into it.but some people don use am escape poverty.if u like Dey make pant Dey wear u.
Hmm
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Threatens Military Action On Greenland by Zocalite: 12:43pm On Jan 10
Matthew2925:
What now the difference between Trump and Putin.
He's forgetting he is the leader of the free world.
There's a difference

Russia and China can't be trusted
Foreign AffairsRe: Protests Erupt Across U.S. After ICE Agent Brutally Kills A Mother (pics) by Zocalite: 12:37pm On Jan 10
jrobbins:
I'm not saying she deserved it, but she did it intentionally. The passenger in the car was even telling her to drive over him
I get you

Her action begets the reaction



I need to see the video
CultureRe: Viral Video Of Nigerian Woman Performing River Ritual Sparks Reactions (photos) by Zocalite: 12:35pm On Jan 10
correctguy101:
The forces remain the same brother...

So the forces will now start accepting saccharine? In my understanding... I believe that's why the real deal is always done in secret. Any thing done in public is simply showy display of ineptitude...

Many of them know this... Yahoo yahoo juju people full everywhere today

Well, as long as it rocks their boats ..
I get you bro

Though am not for any form of voodoo

You are correct about yahoo yahoo juju, especially those ones those small small yahoo boiz do

They will get money within 2 yrs, everything don varnish

They will now start stealing and courier drugs

One in my area, when he start na cement stall that dangote truck was coming to discharge for him he open

Like play everything don vapourise
Foreign AffairsRe: Protests Erupt Across U.S. After ICE Agent Brutally Kills A Mother (pics) by Zocalite: 12:28pm On Jan 10
jrobbins:
Video evidence has come out to show she ran an agent over with her car
Are you sure?

You think she deserve the summary execution

Hmmmm
Foreign AffairsRe: Protests Erupt Across U.S. After ICE Agent Brutally Kills A Mother (pics) by Zocalite: 12:26pm On Jan 10
Sad!, Mother of 3

Ta ba ran eni ni ise eru, wa'fi ti omo je

Ice agent from hell

She deserve same measure

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