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CultureRe: Viral Video Of Nigerian Woman Performing River Ritual Sparks Reactions (photos) by Zocalite: 12:20pm On Jan 10
correctguy101:
I tell ya....

I see all these so-called water rituals using fanta and sweet drinks as a bastardization of the real thing.

Abi, before fanta and mirinda come out, Dem no dey give their water idols sacrifice?

Awón òní yéyé..
You want her to use adun, ereke, oyin, Abi

Times has changed
CultureRe: Viral Video Of Nigerian Woman Performing River Ritual Sparks Reactions (photos) by Zocalite: 12:15pm On Jan 10
DrChukki:
Performing ritual to a dead god. Thank God for those guys there picking up the item. If I was there I will make sure nothing wastes
Dead god you say



The picking is evidence of ritual accepted
CultureRe: Viral Video Of Nigerian Woman Performing River Ritual Sparks Reactions (photos) by Zocalite: 12:12pm On Jan 10
Saazt20:
Why waste so much money for nothing?
For nothing ke
CultureRe: Viral Video Of Nigerian Woman Performing River Ritual Sparks Reactions (photos) by Zocalite: 12:11pm On Jan 10
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Come to ughelli and see how young bannies take delight in such practices.

So Tay to get erection for bannies these days don dey hard for me cuz I don't want my life to be stained by unknown spirits all in the name of highest 10 minutes lashing angry
You better zip up

And turn a new leaf
Foreign AffairsRe: US Cancel Second Wave Of Attack As Venezuela Releases Political Prisoners by Zocalite: 9:09pm On Jan 09
With USA controlling Venezuela

Venezuela will be more prosperous than UAE and Qatar

No reason their citizens become rats in US

God bless Israel and USA
Foreign AffairsRe: US Cancel Second Wave Of Attack As Venezuela Releases Political Prisoners by Zocalite: 8:58pm On Jan 09
Lifestone:
Venezuela has become a colony of USA
That means Venezuela will become a great place to migrate to in the future

Venezuelans will be happy and prosperous
EducationRe: FG Bars Graduation Ceremony For Pre-Pry 6, SS3 Pupils, Orders Reuse Of Textbooks by Zocalite: 8:53pm On Jan 09
Na shark private school cartels introduce all those useless things

When fg state government were not doing their oversight on Private schools

Na to collect licence fee them Sabi
RomanceRe: "I Am Single And Searching, I Need A Husband – Lady Calls For Applications (Pix) by Zocalite: 8:49pm On Jan 09
brain54:
Very funny...


She came back to say she has gotten a partner and she didn't need more applications as she had selected from the ones she got so applications should stop.

She actually got so many applications.


We are living in strange times was my conclusion. But it worked for her and if she got what she wanted then what else?🤷
So a man agreed to all those rules

Lolzzzzz 🤣
FoodRe: Cost Of 1kg Chicken In Nigeria Vs Other Countries by Zocalite: 8:40pm On Jan 09
Due to tinubulation, chicken has join luxury food list

Others like
Egg
Sardine
Meat
Cat fish & sea fish
Turkey
Semo
custard
Indimie
Tin powder and liquid milk
Tin Milo


Nigerians can really adjust
PoliticsRe: Rivers Crisis: If Tinubu Does Not Stop Wike, Wike Will Stop Him - NDN by Zocalite: 12:52pm On Jan 09
According to jagabandits, uba Sani did well to betray elrufia
But fubara is an ingrate for betraying wike

EventsRe: Jennifer Chisom Ananti: Bride Missing On Her Wedding Day (photos) by Zocalite: 12:49pm On Jan 09
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder
EventsRe: Jennifer Chisom Ananti: Bride Missing On Her Wedding Day (photos) by Zocalite: 12:48pm On Jan 09
Memberclub:
Please find that btch and make her refund the cost
Hahaha

Calm down

This is nigeria fa, where insecurity and evil happen anyhow
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Lady Preaching The Gospel In London (Photos, Video) by Zocalite: 9:57pm On Jan 08
MaxInDHouse:
Barge or Visit uninvited?

Please clearly specify because that is the order Jesus gave his disciples and he said we should knock on doors or houses if you will permit us to speak if not we shouldn't continue taking when you don't want to hear! Matthew 10:11-13

Abeg quote Jesus to support what this lady is doing in that place!🤔
Jehovah wickedness

Where in the Bible did Jesus say don't collect blood transfusion?

You don't pray in Jesus Christ Name

You don't believe in hell fire

Jw a cult pretending to be Christians
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Lady Preaching The Gospel In London (Photos, Video) by Zocalite: 9:50pm On Jan 08
There's nothing bad in preaching in a bus

Is it for show, or genuine gospel spreading I can't say
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Lady Preaching The Gospel In London (Photos, Video) by Zocalite: 9:45pm On Jan 08
MaxInDHouse:
This is the ANTICHRIST in action!

Many misinformed churchgoers will think this is preaching because that's how their pastors and other false religions claiming Christians do things but it's totally against Christ.

Jesus doesn't disturb people with noise! Matthew 12:19

WHY?

Because it's unlawful to start disturbing people with noise without permission to speak so Jesus sent his disciples to go and meet people in their homes {Matthew 10:11-13} greet the householder and present our message if the person is in a good mood he or she will permit us to tell them more but if not they will tell us to come some other time.
So entering a public transportation and disturbing passengers with noice can't be for Christ Jesus who laid down the rules on how to go about his work!🤔
Pot calling kettle black

Jehovah wickedness members that use to barge into people's house uninvited nko
RomanceRe: Lady Highlights Seven Types Of Men Her Gender Should Avoid When Getting Married by Zocalite: 4:02pm On Jan 08
Tracypius95:
While it is important to identify the types of people to avoid, we must also ask: 'Am I the type of woman a godly, purposeful man is looking for?'

We often spend so much time studying the 'wrong men' that we neglect the internal work required to recognize and sustain a relationship with a 'right' one.

Readiness is a magnet. When you conduct a spiritual and emotional audit of your own life, you stop being a victim of 'wrong choices' and start choosing from a place of wholeness.

Don't just look for a man who fits a checklist, become the woman whose character and purpose are already aligned with the marriage you desire.
May GOD continually help us all.
You are a rare nigerian woman to speak such way

Maybe you aren't a nigerian Sha

Stay Blessed
EducationRe: Unilag Receives Renovation Support From Mfm G.o Dr. D. K. Olukoya(pics) by Zocalite: 3:59pm On Jan 08
sreamsense:
Are you only born to complain? Show us how much you spend to decorate your father and mother room or share their rooms for us to see. This is not the first time pastor Okukoya spent on Unilag. He has giant buildings and labs he built for Unilag without noise. And I don't know if the pastor of his local church you are complaining about sent you to be their speaker of what they need otherwise, why will you so get annoyed just because you see somebody succeeding while you are only story teller. Is this your mission in earth?
Mention the giant building he built without noise

Renovation he did it's on news, giant building he built will now escape news

You people are just Pharisees
EducationRe: Unilag Receives Renovation Support From Mfm G.o Dr. D. K. Olukoya(pics) by Zocalite: 3:56pm On Jan 08
Vc & registrar office bawo

Have such offices ever lack renovation, even if government don't give them funds to renovate, students and business owners within the university go vomit the money


Why not student hostel, lab, cafeteria, library, clinic etc

This people sha
CelebritiesRe: “This Isn’t Something Money Can Fix” — Jarvis Breaks Down Over Mother’s Illness by Zocalite: 2:31pm On Jan 08
SmartPolician:
The best decision this lady made was dumping that uncouth brat. Someone who creates robotics content should be dating someone who thinks like Elon Musk.

I really feel for Nigerian ladies though. Quality men are on a steady decline, that's why Jarvis would consider dating that boy. Don't worry, Jarvis, your mom will be whole again
It seems you know her well

So how did they meet to be going out, if she's that intelligent

Can we say she just wanted to get part of the guy unexplained wealth, something like maga him and jolt

The way that Iyabo daughter do for that boy wey dey sing don forget him name
PoliticsRe: New Photos Of Former Minister Of Justice, Michael Aondoakaa by Zocalite: 2:16pm On Jan 08
We4all:
Ortom used to be a garage tout before he joined politics. He is so unrefined.
mc oluomo should have hope too
EducationRe: My First-semester Review Of The MBA Program At Ahmadu Bello University (distance by Zocalite: 12:50pm On Jan 08
People still do MBA in public university

Okay!!!


Maybe you should have tried noun
PoliticsRe: New Photos Of Former Minister Of Justice, Michael Aondoakaa by Zocalite: 12:45pm On Jan 08
piriton:
He needs to be drinking blended cucumber and ginger. Eat majorly vegetables and little carbs. To avoid cardiovascular complications
Agba doctor who
PoliticsRe: New Photos Of Former Minister Of Justice, Michael Aondoakaa by Zocalite: 12:44pm On Jan 08
And dis ortom was 8yrs governor

Nawaz o

Mere looking at him, says how dull he is, even to dressing
PoliticsRe: APC Leaders, Tinubu Support Groups Demand Sack Of Wike At Abuja Rally by Zocalite: 12:40pm On Jan 08
Toor!

wike your work don finish, wike you are useless now

Time to be discarded
TravelRe: US Introduces $15,000 Visa Bond For Nigerians, by Zocalite: 11:13pm On Jan 07
Ironfaceman:
15000 dollars that means many supporters of Trump on nairaland will never visit America

Many supporters don't even know when their next meal is coming talk less of visa fee.

God will continue to keep the Elite buoyant. IJN
tinubu supporter is mentioning Jesus Christ

Well the devil can disguise as light
SportsRe: AFCON 2025: Super Eagles Players Refuse To Travel For Algeria Game Over Bonuses by Zocalite: 10:59pm On Jan 07
Evil forest country
BusinessRe: Beggars Refuse To Collect Bundle Of ₦1,000 Notes From A Man (Photos, Video) by Zocalite: 6:05pm On Jan 07
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Begging is a very lucrative business in the north..

You'll just be at your home and some group of young boys will just come to your dormot and be entertaining you with different songs all in the name of begging angry
Lucrative as how

Over exaggeration
RomanceRe: People Who Breakup As A Result Of Genotype, Religion Often Cheat With Their Ex by Zocalite: 5:54pm On Jan 07
It seems that's what the op has been doing
PoliticsRe: Mike Arnold Asks Reno Omokri If He Has Collected Tinubu's Urine Sample by Zocalite: 5:51pm On Jan 07
This Arnold go useless the ambassadorial role omockery is dashed

They should Sha give him one sheethole country
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Attends Christmas Mass In Moscow, Sends Christmas Greetings (Photos) by Zocalite: 5:48pm On Jan 07
ChiefOloye:
So who do I rather support; Atiku, Obi and Trump?
The devil is real

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