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PoliticsRe: House of Reps members, Peter Akpanke (PDP) & Nnamchi Paul (LP) Defect To APC by Zocalite: 4:09pm On Jun 24, 2025
APCNig:
Dem never see something. Bayelsa is next. The movement will be lead by imPatience Jonathan the real man of the house
So what will that bring

Your reward will not tarry
PoliticsRe: Perform Or Be Removed, Tinubu Is Not Buhari , Jandor Tells Service Chiefs by Zocalite: 4:06pm On Jun 24, 2025
Hungry boy

All of them looking for catch phrase for notice me - Shishi frog tinubu will not give

You go wash plate in seyi kitchen tire
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Releases E-Mail Confirming He Employed Segun Showunmi by Zocalite: 3:59pm On Jun 24, 2025
That's good for you segun showummi

Political jobber and betrayer

Na una self go chop una self
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Administration, The Worst In Nigeria's History - Nasir El-Rufai by Zocalite: 11:35am On Jun 24, 2025
Igbek76:
The last straw of a dying politician.
Hell Rufai will be defeated @ home in Kaduna come 2027.

He wants to complete the fulanization agenda and Nigerians are wiser ,they all rejected him and his Fulani brothers.
tinubu that's not continuing fulanization agenda is doing nothing to herdsmen killings in ondo, Benue, Plateau, taraba, kebbi

What tinubu has turned nigeria into same shall it be for you and family
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Administration, The Worst In Nigeria's History - Nasir El-Rufai by Zocalite: 11:30am On Jun 24, 2025
It's fact, this tinubu administration is worst most wicked, so inhumane, so insulting, so corrupt, since 1999

But

No be from elrufai mouth
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Celebrates His 38th Birthday Today by Zocalite: 11:23am On Jun 24, 2025
GanagiBitrus:
Happy Birthday to Messi. 🐐

We may not have that privilege of seeing 2goats in the calibre of Messi & Ronaldo grace the Football stage for another 100years.
Kilode

This picture dey confuse my eyes

Nawa ooo
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Celebrates His 38th Birthday Today by Zocalite: 11:21am On Jun 24, 2025
Born to play ball

So talented a footballer

So gifted a footballer
HealthRe: TCN Staff Dies During Sex Romp With A Lady In Abuja (photos) by Zocalite: 11:16am On Jun 24, 2025
sleek214:
Too bad. Died in active service. May his soul rest in the blossom of a woman . Abuja oloshos are very expensive, and average olosho in Abuja takes a 100k/ night, guess my guy wanted to enjoy the huge amount paid so he decided to take substance and unfortunately dies why enjoying his money.
100k bawo

Na lamba joor
HealthRe: TCN Staff Dies During Sex Romp With A Lady In Abuja (photos) by Zocalite: 11:14am On Jun 24, 2025
Is that a sex enhancement drug?
PoliticsRe: Since 1999, Two Zones Never Produced A President Or Vice President by Zocalite: 11:10am On Jun 24, 2025
SlavaUkraini:
Very simple...

Peter Obi cannot be President without Northern support

The North will not for him in the upcoming election because they know he will want to be President for 8 years...

Making it 12 years of uninterrupted power in the South

But they will vote for a Atiku - Obi ticket.

When Atiku Abubakar is done, Peter Obi can succeed him.

Peter Obi and El Rufia combined cannot defeat Jagaban.

Northerners will vote for any ticket that is bringing power to the North instantly or in the next 4 years not 8 years.
Well

What you said is political calculations

Do you believe obi can pull more votes like in 2023 as Atiku deputy in 2027

Politically I support Atiku cos of his restructuring stands

But I don't think obi can pull vote as deputy and I think he knows
PoliticsRe: Since 1999, Two Zones Never Produced A President Or Vice President by Zocalite: 11:03am On Jun 24, 2025
jahsharon:
Tinubu will hand over to his handpicked successor in 2031. No coalition of humans or spirits can stop the god of Politics, Emilokan JAGABAN
Lolzzzzz 🤣

For people like you, there's only one utterance -
What tinubu has turned nigeria into, same shall it be for you, your family even to come
PoliticsRe: Since 1999, Two Zones Never Produced A President Or Vice President by Zocalite: 10:55am On Jun 24, 2025
SlavaUkraini:
The South East now have a chance to produce a Vice President if Peter Obi will team up with Atiku Abubakar in the upcoming election....

Only that Alliance can defeat Jagaban

If Peter Obi contest alone, he will lose

If Atiku Abubakar contest alone, he will lose

When Atiku Abubakar is done with his Presidency, then Peter Obi can become president.

Just watch as Obidients will disagree with me on this..
Debatable - state your ressons

How you came about this?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jeremiah Accused Of Selling “Jerusalem Sand” For $500 by Zocalite: 7:08pm On Jun 23, 2025
miketayo:
They need to arrest this man. I still don't understand how his church is crowded
Arrest him for what gangan

Have you heard anyone bought it and didn't work

So you don't know the prince of this world can make you wealthy

Lolzzzzz 🤣
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jeremiah Accused Of Selling “Jerusalem Sand” For $500 by Zocalite: 7:04pm On Jun 23, 2025
Odidigboigbo:
I don't blame him but the followers that doesn't know their left from the right.
Why do you blame his followers?

If he's preaching heresy like ibiyiome I will say that

People are looking for financial solutions and you say you blame them

So you blame people that visit babalawo too
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jeremiah Accused Of Selling “Jerusalem Sand” For $500 by Zocalite: 7:01pm On Jun 23, 2025
SmartPolician:
This man is an embarrassment to the body of Christ!
Lolzzzzz 🤣

Did he tell you he belongs to Christ

By their Fruit you shall know them
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jeremiah Accused Of Selling “Jerusalem Sand” For $500 by Zocalite: 6:59pm On Jun 23, 2025
Esthered:
This man commercializes the gospel. The Bible says freely have you received, freely should you give. Did his gift come with a price that people have to pay for?
He's one of the reasons people don't take us serious.
Which gift?

You better open your inner eyes
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jeremiah Accused Of Selling “Jerusalem Sand” For $500 by Zocalite: 6:57pm On Jun 23, 2025
Some gullible Christian will still say don't judge

Lolzzzzz 🤣

Don't be deceived cos he calls himself pastor you think they are, this people are potent babalawo

They have jazz for hand, and sand from Jerusalem is the name of one of the jazz

They are just doing advert by posting on-line

If you have money, and you can be trusted
and they just like you, theyy go initiate the person and give you better jazz
HealthRe: Goat Undergoes CS as Cervix Fails to Dilate: Nigerian Veterinary Doc shares pics by Zocalite: 6:48pm On Jun 23, 2025
Hmmmm!

Will the mother goat 🐐 still survive

Post treatment nko

The goat supposed be in vet hospital now
RomanceRe: Which Of Them Can U Marry And Why by Zocalite: 6:43pm On Jun 23, 2025
pansophist:
Is the number 4 (beautiful but illiterate) not a Virgin? If she is, that's my preferred choice.

Illiteracy can be corrected. Just a year of one-to-one coaching, she will know how to read and write.
Then you don't know what intelligence mean

When your wife is intelligent your planning and organising at home will be Top notch

When she gives you advice on your own issues self you go dey happy for inside
RomanceRe: Which Of Them Can U Marry And Why by Zocalite: 6:39pm On Jun 23, 2025
Beauty is in the eyes of beholder

Number 5 is fair
EducationRe: Meet Professor Who Sells Vegetables by Zocalite: 6:35pm On Jun 23, 2025
When tinubu fúúlz army post this kind of thing, you wonder if they see everyone like fùùlz like them

All of you trying to make people accept evill, freestuff, what tinubu has turned nigeria into, shall be your situation forever
SportsRe: Ronaldo Not My Friend, Our Interaction Ends On The Pitch – Messi by Zocalite: 6:30pm On Jun 23, 2025
Is it everyone in your workplace that you are friends with even though you see, talk in office daily

Nasri and gallas came from same France, played together at Arsenal, they weren't friends

They're not enemies they're not friends
FamilyRe: 86 Year Old Woman Married To 40 Year Old Says ‘He Was Only With Me For My Money’ by Zocalite: 6:24pm On Jun 23, 2025
richie240:
Haven't heard that money answereth ALL tinz??
So you think it was 'love' that made regina daniels agree to be a Ned nwoko's 5th wife??

Or u think na with clear eye that girl wey u dey crush on take agree to sleep with Alsatian dog??

Bro, hustle hard o.
cool
Lolzzzzz 🤣

Na the hustle you dey see na

Lolzzzzz 🤣😃☺️😛 mmm

..........
FamilyRe: 86 Year Old Woman Married To 40 Year Old Says ‘He Was Only With Me For My Money’ by Zocalite: 6:22pm On Jun 23, 2025
This is irritatingly funny

But

Egypt self dey for this parole too, good no be only nigeria

O da bayen
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Fires Missiles At US Bases In Qatar and Iraq by Zocalite: 6:17pm On Jun 23, 2025
malali:
Iran has the right to defends it sovereignty....

For those of you shouting regime Change....

The Ayatollahs have already picked their successors.....

Some men rather die than live under some sort of bondage and slavery......

The Iranians will not live under American Bondage......

DONT MESS WITH THE PERSIANS.....REMEMBER ALADDIN WITH THE FLYING CARPET......HE WAS PERSIAN.
Aladdin bawo 🤣

You watch too much comic even as an adult
CrimeRe: Benue Links Bus Attacked, Passengers Kidnapped In Okpokwu by Zocalite: 11:08am On Jun 23, 2025
They Benue people blood them use do offering or recompense abi

God pass you all
PoliticsRe: Oyo 2027: Any Chance For Hazmat Oriyomi? by Zocalite: 10:28am On Jun 23, 2025
helinues:
I have been watching different videos online talking about Oyo N pe oo which is mostly target at Hamzat Oriyomi?

Though I am not from Oyo state but I think the online frenzy have gotten into Hamzat head hence overating his popularity.

Politics is complicated. Kanye West contested one of the USA election, infact he was popular than other candidates online but he was defeated baldy
What tinubu has turned nigeria to, so shall it be for you, your family and generation
PoliticsRe: Tinubu & his mother supported Babangida's June 12 Annulment - Sule Lamido by Zocalite: 9:33pm On Jun 22, 2025
Not far from fact
SportsRe: Favour Ofili Dumps Nigeria For Turkey, To Receive $500,000 Base Payment by Zocalite: 9:28pm On Jun 22, 2025
It's not that nigeria is better

Better she ply her trade with another country where her name will not be missing from list due to premeditated error and where she will be adequately remunerated.

I wish you well favour Amen

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