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Crime › Re: Adeniyi Adeyemi Matthew: Fake Agency DG Fraudulently Opened CBN Account –Onanuga by Zoftels: 11:05am On Jul 02
Chief Oluwole should be his nick for forging without fear of Ṣanpomna 🤣🤣🤣
Crime › Re: FBI, INTERPOL & Ghana Arrest Aderinsola Oluwanifemi Adeleye by Zoftels: 12:31am On Jul 02
Just because of $10,000 card, FBI and interpol come dey disturb my afternoon nap? Una no get better things to do ni?
Family › Re: Wife Catches Widow, 62, Begging Husband For Sex In Their House by Zoftels: 11:32pm On Jul 01
Mrs. Abímbólá is very stingy with her divine prick🤣🤣🤣
Family › Re: “My Husband Is The God I'm Seeing” – Woman Praises Husband For Transforming Her by Zoftels: 11:24pm On Jul 01
Please, give her 3 bottles of small stout and 1 bottle of Sungbalaja before those feminists discover her.
Romance › Re: Lady Laments Decline In Male Attention, Sparks Reactions Online by Zoftels: 7:41pm On Jul 01
"the way they used to" shows you can't keep a jewel and that means you don't deserve more.
Science/Technology › Re: A Cell Built From Scratch Grows And Divides by Zoftels: 7:37pm On Jul 01
I hope in one day you will create God, I want to see him, please. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown Ordered To Pay Housekeeper $13m After Dog Attack by Zoftels: 6:14pm On Jul 01
That dog still needs to bite more people especially me o! 🤣🤣🤣
Crime › Re: FBI, INTERPOL & Ghana Arrest Aderinsola Oluwanifemi Adeleye by Zoftels: 6:11pm On Jul 01
Just because of $10,000 card, FBI and interpol come dey disturb my afternoon nap? Una no get better ni?
Politics › Re: Sowore Mocks Peter Obi: They'll Soon Deregister Your Marriage. What Can You Do? by Zoftels: 11:39am On Jul 01
Poopoo will just marry as many wives as possible using customary marriage without a need for govt certificate that be deregistered 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nairaland General › Re: Lekki Big Girl Shows How She Navigates Flooded Streets Every Day (Photos/Video) by Zoftels: 4:29am On Jul 01
The amphibians 😂😂😂😂
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Supreme Court Upholds Birthright Citizenship by Zoftels: 7:13pm On Jun 30
Trump should have created lineage law that to be American citizen, your parents must be citizens first
Politics › Re: Court Denies El-Rufai Bail, Orders Continued ICPC Detention by Zoftels: 7:06pm On Jun 30
Brendaniel:
Well, he used his hands to do himself, I just kept wondering what he was thinking when he carried Tinubu matter for head during 2023 election, Shebi he ensured Tinubu became president and Tinubu is rewarding him for it...

Imagine looking at Peter Obi and Tinubu and you choose Tinubu, you see this thing called tribal and religious bigotry can sometimes make intelligence, education, logic and even common sense look useless, chai!
El-Rufai didn't help Tinubu to become president, he actually helped Atiku bit pretending to be helping Tinubu. PDP floored APC in Kaduna. How can you explain that APC didn't win more than 2 local governments? That's why Tinubu didn't want him in his government.
Politics › Re: Why Other Opposition Parties Must Rally Behind APM To Defeat APC In 2027 - Biola by Zoftels: 6:51pm On Jun 30
I'm scared to see Paki as logo of the party because I don't want to be drinking gari morning, afternoon and night o! 😂😂😂
Nairaland General › Re: Lady Laments Flooding Outside ₦10M Lagos Apartment (video) by Zoftels: 12:25am On Jun 30
The first mermaid to be scared of water 🤣🤣🤣
Family › Re: UK-Based Man Sad As Wife Sells His Properties, Runs Off With Ex-Boyfriend by Zoftels: 5:58pm On Jan 05
Stop coming back to pick wives, manage the one over there because those ones in Nigeria are even worse
Politics › Re: Trump Has Caged Tinubu, Wants To Remove Him From Office – Primate Ayodele by Zoftels: 5:38pm On Jan 05
When a prophet takes weeds, his prophecies becomes assumptions
Politics › Re: Why Nigerians Seeking Trump’s Protection Should Rethink – Lai Olurode by Zoftels: 5:36pm On Jan 05
Lai Olurode ko ni dafun e. Awọn oloriburuku dede. So we should fold arms while president does nothing to the killings?
Politics › Re: 2027: Egba Agenda Forum Sends Strong Signal To Ogun Political Parties by Zoftels: 2:57pm On Dec 20, 2025
OmoOgunOriginal:
I see Dr Biodun Collins Ogundipe of ADC in the pictures.


If ADC picks him as the candidate of the party, he won't have to be shopping for family house in Abẹ́òkúta like some candidates.

Proper Itoko man who finished from Abeokuta Grammar School like Dr Olikoye Ransome-Kuti, Nigeria's best health minister ever.

Maybe he will Ogun State best governor ever
Is like you don't understand the difference between Ẹgba and Owu. Owu is a small part of Abeokuta.

Ẹgba areas are:
Abeokuta
Odeda
Ajebp
Ewekoro
Ota
Sango
Etc.
Politics › Re: 2027: Egba Agenda Forum Sends Strong Signal To Ogun Political Parties by Zoftels: 2:53pm On Dec 20, 2025
Once Ẹgba come to this decision any other group must fall in place.
Politics › Re: 23 Suspected Terror Financiers Uncovered By Sahara Reporters by Zoftels: 10:29pm On Dec 05, 2025
Majority of them are just front for actual financiers.
Celebrities › Re: I Was Raped By My Colleague - Actress Lolo (Omotunde Adebowale-David) by Zoftels: 6:51pm On Apr 10, 2025
She really enjoyed it.
Politics › Re: Statisense: Nigeria External Debt Profile From 2005 To Present by Zoftels: 4:59pm On Apr 04, 2025
Imagine OBJ and Iweala didn't move for debt forgiveness? APC would have gotten us to over $100B by now!!!!
Politics › Re: Akpabio To Natasha, Abbo: Apologise And Compensate Me Now Or Face Legal Action by Zoftels: 4:56pm On Apr 04, 2025
Too much pride
Islam › Re: Prophet Muhammad Is A Model Of Kindness And Leadership by Zoftels: 4:29pm On Apr 04, 2025
So, can the poster or any fellow Muslim give me his 6 years old daughter that I can fvçk when she's 9 years old because I really want to emulate muhammad as my role model?
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Cancels Visa Of Nobel Peace Prize Winner Oscar Arias by Zoftels: 3:40am On Apr 04, 2025
Freedom of speech doesn't include attacking the US president is the message...lol
Romance › Re: Famous Woman Widely Considered Attractive By Media You Do Not Find Attractive by Zoftels: 4:47pm On Apr 03, 2025
Lady Gaga
Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Have No Choice Than To Support Tinubu When Campaign Starts -SWAGA by Zoftels: 8:20pm On Sep 06, 2022
At least, you will not use gun to direct us to vote him.
Politics › Re: The States Tinubu Can Win Atleast 25% And Above by Zoftels: 8:40am On Aug 14, 2022
No state in South West will Tinubu get 50% votes. You don't know how agitated and extremely annoyed the people there are with APC.
Science/Technology › Re: Gorgosaurus: 77-million-year- Old Dinosaur Skeleton Sells For $6m by Zoftels: 3:06pm On Aug 01, 2022
EBEk101:
This people with their millions of yrs How do they come to know this

For those quoting me please read the bolded before quoting me again I don’t knw what you think 77million yrs is
Cabon dating technology can give your exact date of birth.
Romance › Re: I Heard White Men Have Small joysticks by Zoftels: 10:26am On May 31, 2022
It depends on the race. Many white races have small dicks truly.
Romance › Re: Why So Many Black Women Are Single by Zoftels: 10:08am On May 31, 2022
Global economy doesn't favor black men anymore and while technology is relegating people into crunching poverty, most black men are not keying into it faster enough like the whites. Go and check who is doing the bulk of odd jobs, it is black men and the money from it is not putting them in a responsible situations.
Politics › Re: Atiku’s Emergence Is An Affront On South — Southern, Middle Belt Leaders by Zoftels: 1:51pm On May 30, 2022
Edwin Clarke should have seen the affront in 2015 when APC nominated Buhari, a northerner against Southern president.

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