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Politics › Re: Boko Haram/Iswap Terrorists Invade Two Borno LGAs by ZombieDredd: 8:36pm On Apr 09
Sonofgod1990:
I'm a soldier serving in borno. The incident is not funny
You don leave gambling turn to soldier abi
Politics › Re: Boko Haram/Iswap Terrorists Invade Two Borno LGAs by ZombieDredd: 8:34pm On Apr 09
Galactics:
It is a pity bro. Just be careful.
That one you quoted is a chronic gambler here oo.

He is catching fun with people's pain.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 8 Things I Learned After The 14-day Ceasefire Between The United States And Iran by ZombieDredd: 10:20pm On Apr 08
Horus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E4nFPOndYY&t=87s

Iran ceasefire is a ‘Huge strategic defeat for the U.S.’
The ceasefire that has been broken or which one?
Politics › Re: Federal Government Rattled Over Likely Obi/kwankwaso Ticket by ZombieDredd: 3:35pm On Apr 08
Obi don really give these things sleepless nights grin cheesy
Politics › Re: #occupyinec: Atiku, Obi, Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Others Protest In Abuja (Pics) by ZombieDredd: 3:33pm On Apr 08
Them no born anybody well to throw tear gas grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Has Opened The Strait Of Hormuz!!! Trump Got This!!! by ZombieDredd: 6:44am On Apr 08
NairalandBishop:
they want to twist the narrative. Righteousness82 was very right. They'll use Taqeeya to conceive their deception so that they can continue their evil agenda later on. Thank God Israel too is in the game. We'll be watching from the sky
US is the carrot....for the next two weeks
Israel is the stick.

Israel already said nothing concern them with ceasefire.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sporting Lisbon Vs Arsenal: UCL (0 - 1) On 7th April. 2026 by ZombieDredd: 10:23pm On Apr 07
Yougoexplaintir:
Arsenal will be eliminated this night..mark my words...all my prediction come to pass
Don't beg me, there is simply nothing I can do...what will be, will be
Fem
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sporting Lisbon Vs Arsenal: UCL (0 - 1) On 7th April. 2026 by ZombieDredd: 10:20pm On Apr 07
callmetade:
Arsenal fans ,.. I know y'all gon be sleeping good tonight... Like second leg no dey
Eat pain for dinner after all the cho cho cho, shey hunger dey hold you.

You will sleep bitter this night
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sporting Lisbon Vs Arsenal: UCL (0 - 1) On 7th April. 2026 by ZombieDredd: 9:07pm On Apr 07
Indigbo:
Are you watching back of your TV? Arsenal is clearly dominating them undecided
😂
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Basij Forces Pose With Underwear Of American Airman Rescued(photos) by ZombieDredd: 6:04pm On Apr 05
Most terrorists are gay na.
grin grin

They have gotten souvenir
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal: FA Cup (2 - 1) On 4th April 2026 by ZombieDredd: 8:45pm On Apr 04
Sccarrr:
Welcome back @Odegard ,our skippo.... current Epl best creative midfielder 🥰
He's a fraud abeg.
Stat padder
Jokes Etc › Re: Breaking: Nigeria Has A Supreme Leader (photo) by ZombieDredd: 8:43pm On Apr 04
EmpressF0911:
A new Supreme Leader has emerged in Nigeria. He is Sheikh Ayatollah Bola Amoda Ogunlere Tinubu.

INEC Chairman, Josh Amu Toto, made the announcement in a televised press conference in Abuja.


All hail the Ayatollah!!
God go run am for us as trump run am for Iran
Politics › Re: City Boy Fasting Relief Package: Have You Gotten Yours? by ZombieDredd: 8:38pm On Apr 04
Arostar2023:
See what Nigerians have been reduced. Suffice it to say that Nigeria is one big IDP camp huh
Not Nigeria oo.

South west
Politics › Re: City Boy Fasting Relief Package: Have You Gotten Yours? by ZombieDredd: 8:37pm On Apr 04
PigTormentor:
They are giving out eba and kerosene in your state.
Obi was giving out 200 Naira for votes.
Better go and get yours.
No amount of propaganda is going to get your Agulu packaged fraud into Aso Rock.
Propaganda??

You mean what we are seeing is propaganda from which party grin cheesy grin

Oh dear!!
learn how to use words correctly ogbeni
Politics › Re: City Boy Fasting Relief Package: Have You Gotten Yours? by ZombieDredd: 8:36pm On Apr 04
PigTormentor:
They are giving out eba and kerosene in your state.
Ekiti abi?
That's what they shared last week in kajo ola oo
Politics › Re: City Boy Fasting Relief Package: Have You Gotten Yours? by ZombieDredd: 8:33pm On Apr 04
Validated:
Eat rice today and stay hungry for 4 years. That is the theory of EBIMPAWA!
Nooo
This one go belleful them till 2031.

even slaves were treated better than this in the dark ages
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal: FA Cup (2 - 1) On 4th April 2026 by ZombieDredd: 8:27pm On Apr 04
ezegenigbonine:
Make God help us with this lewis skelly
The guy na baller.
Arteta needs to deploy him in midfield.

You sef go shock
Politics › Re: Tinubu's friend, Chagoury was very close to Abacha, Gani frowned at it - Amadi by ZombieDredd: 8:15pm On Apr 04
Racoon:
Hehehe! The main issue is that they were all consumed by worser forms of all they fought for. All the NADECO democrat rhetorics where just farcade and charade.
Bunch of hypocritic criminals the whole lot of them.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Days And Nights Are There Between Friday And Sunday? by ZombieDredd: 7:38pm On Apr 04
Dtruthspeaker:
When you know when friday starts you would see how it ends up being 3days
You are still running in circles.

You don't even know when the day starts from the Jewish perspective grin cheesy cheesy

But Let me hint you, the bibles says "the even and the morning is one day"....so I ask again

How many days has passed?
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Days And Nights Are There Between Friday And Sunday? by ZombieDredd: 3:02pm On Apr 04
Dtruthspeaker:
You still have not gotten it. When does Friday start?
How many days today?
Christianity Etc › Re: I Saw The Rapture And Only 12 Nigerians Made It by ZombieDredd: 12:56pm On Apr 03
Daejumong:
I SAW THE RAPTURE AND ONLY 12 NIGERIANS MADE IT. KUMUYI WAS NO. 1, ADEBOYE NO. 2.

In 1998, I saw a vision of the rapture that still shakes me today.
From the whole of Nigeria… only 12 people made it.

But that wasn’t why I argued with Jesus.

What broke me was this: I was the last person on the list.
And at that time, I had just finished leading an underground Christian fellowship in a school where religion was forbidden publicly.
I was evangelising practically on a daily basis, with a target of three souls every day.
I was living holy, praying, fasting, preaching — burning for Him with everything in me.

So I couldn’t understand why I barely made it.

But Jesus told me:

“It is not easy to make this list. Count yourself blessed.”

And in that vision:
Pastor W.F. Kumuyi was No. 1.
Pastor E.A. Adeboye was No. 2.

Brethren, hear me:

**Heaven is not crowded. Very few people and very few pastors are truly on the narrow path.**

Don’t let fake pastors deceive you.
Don’t let church activity replace personal holiness.
This is the time to examine your walk with God.

1 Peter 4:18 — “If the righteous scarcely be saved…”

Matthew 7:14 — “Narrow is the way… and few find it.”

Dae Jumong
Must be a malaria induced dream
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Days And Nights Are There Between Friday And Sunday? by ZombieDredd: 12:46pm On Apr 03
Dtruthspeaker:
Does Friday start in the evening?
Ok let's redo it.
Friday morning to Friday evening day 1
Saturday morning to Saturday evening day 2.

There you go Sunday morning is ressurection....whoops
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Days And Nights Are There Between Friday And Sunday? by ZombieDredd: 9:25am On Apr 03
Dtruthspeaker:
"And the evening and the morning were the first day". Genesis 1;5
Friday evening to Saturday morning day one.

Saturday evening to Sunday morning ressurection....whoops!!!
Politics › Re: Jos Massacre: Tinubu’s Condolence Visit Ends At Airport by ZombieDredd: 3:15am On Apr 03
A soulless entity.

nigeria is governed by demons in human skin, supported by minions who know less
Politics › Re: How MAPO Ibadan Look In 1970s And 2025 by ZombieDredd: 3:08am On Apr 03
U
FSBoperator:
Venice and most other old European cities, towns and villages look exactly like what they were a hundred years ago.

This Ibadan was seen back then as a major city compared to what you are beating chest with today which isn't even on any comparative indices can be defined as a modern city.
Show us proof grin

Don't be ashamed to own your stagnation in that city
Sports › Re: Ghana Sacks Black Stars Coach, Otto Addo After Back-To-Back Defeats by ZombieDredd: 5:15am On Apr 01
Winterhaven:
Dem no won go embarass demselves for world cup.

Meanwhile cape verde and dr congo will be playing in the world cup, while giant of africa will be sitting at home watching them.
Actually they are going to be embarrassed at the finals.
New coach or not
Politics › Re: Kenneth Okonkwo Says He Will Support A Northern Presidential Candidate by ZombieDredd: 5:12am On Apr 01
Daddyyin:
Obi people won't drag him because he's from their region. Only them are free to make political choices.
But you made yours in emilokan na.
Who dragged you?
Nairaland General › Re: Barrister Abdulsalami Ginsau Dies After Being Trapped In Abuja Hotel Lift by ZombieDredd: 5:06am On Apr 01
themanderon:
Entering lifts in Nigerian buildings is a feat for the brave.
You can say that again.

I have had my own fair share of this incident, at least 5-7 minutes in both cases.

Fortunately light was always restored quickly on both occasions.

Maybe the light went out for longer period in his case.
Nairaland General › Re: Barrister Abdulsalami Ginsau Dies After Being Trapped In Abuja Hotel Lift by ZombieDredd: 5:04am On Apr 01
muyico:
Hardest way to die!
Rip!
XX
Not at all.

It's dizziness, and unconsciousness follows, then into the afterlife.

Smooth transition.

He probably was claustrophobic, that would make him hyperventilate and use up the oxygen faster in that small space...don't know how long he was there though.
Politics › Re: Senate Approves President Tinubu’s $6 Bilion Loan Request by ZombieDredd: 4:57am On Apr 01
Buhari must be rolling in his tight grave.

Subsidy monies not seen
But you keep borrowing more and more
Politics › Re: Finance Minister Faults Dependence On Foreign Loans by ZombieDredd: 4:55am On Apr 01
Talk to your oga and akpabio, the rubber stamp

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