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Politics / Re: CSU: You Can’t Convince Those Who Believed That Buhari Was Cloned - Omokri by zomby(m): 8:25pm On Oct 07, 2023

What a stupid group of people…The Nigerian weakest link!

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Politics / Re: CSU: You Can’t Convince Those Who Believed That Buhari Was Cloned - Omokri by zomby(m): 8:24pm On Oct 07, 2023

Omokri don kill me with this one o!!
grin

Politics / Re: CSU: You Can’t Convince Those Who Believed That Buhari Was Cloned - Omokri by zomby(m): 8:23pm On Oct 07, 2023

CSU: You Can’t Convince Those Who Believed That Buhari Was Cloned - Omokri

LMAO!!!! grin

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Politics / Re: Open Letter To The Peoples Democratic Party - Reno Omokri by zomby(m): 5:07am On Oct 07, 2023

Feintline:
Reno omokiri is everything a sane person should never be.

This is a young man who few months ago personally exposed the criminal acts of tinubu.

This is a young man who took his time to unleash the person of tinubu to the whole world.
Everything you told us is exactly what was has being officially proven these few days.

Today, the same reno omokiri has swallowed tinubu dollars and began to vomit bullshit.

We as a country must thank tinubu for coming out to contest this presidency.
If tinubu did not come out, many criminals who where pretending to be pastors and people of virtues would have continued deceiving the masses.

Reno omokiri, it is official! The die is cast! The wind has blown. Tinubu is a global forge star and embrassment.
The more your likes keep trying to modify this forgery the more you are embarrassing our nation . Pls many of us only have the Nigeria passport. Enough of this global mockery.

Omokri is not stupid or confused, the man is simply, 1. Doing
his job 2. Playing his role by going with the flow and 3. Being a responsible Nigerian
In politics there is no permanent friends or enemies, only permanent benefits.
This is the basic common sense the igbos severely lack. Their nickNAME, “PERPETUAL LOSER” remains intact until they discover politics 101.

Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 32 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Enugu by zomby(m): 4:44am On Oct 07, 2023

The Obidientsss don return to the drawing board.
I guess, there is absolutely nothing to lose; if our candidate can’t win the election, we might as well return to what we do best.

Politics / Re: Peter Obi To Atiku: I Won 2023 Presidential Election by zomby(m): 11:23am On Oct 06, 2023

Britishpea:
Lol two comedians.

Don't let us disrespect comedians all around the world. These 2 losers are simply confused, clueless and severely deranged.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi To Atiku: I Won 2023 Presidential Election by zomby(m): 11:20am On Oct 06, 2023

Where are all the Obidientsss? grin

Noise doesn't win election, being disrespectful doesn't win election and definitely being stupid doesn't win election.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi To Atiku: I Won 2023 Presidential Election by zomby(m): 11:18am On Oct 06, 2023

plaindealer:
When 2 losers hold world press conference and the world no care....

Politics / Re: Peter Obi To Atiku: I Won 2023 Presidential Election by zomby(m): 11:16am On Oct 06, 2023

Jagaban is a complete strategist; no emotions, no sentiments and he doesn't cry... He capitalizes on pure political strategies and common sense. He knows the best way to make his enemies cry and look stupid.

This is just the beginning; Loser Obi and Shameless Atiku will continue to look like a bunch of clueless clowns, while Jagaban focuses on making Nigerians and Nigeria great again.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi To Atiku: I Won 2023 Presidential Election by zomby(m): 11:04am On Oct 06, 2023

Peter Obi To Atiku: I Won 2023 Presidential Election LMAO!

There is absolutely nothing more pathetic than witnessing 2 confused losers in action; one is a Fulani, while the other confused one is an Igbo.
Record this down on your thick heads: Tinubu will complete 8 yrs, then Shittima goes for his own 8 yrs. I don't see anything changing this format.
Atiku will never become a president in Nigeria, Dubai or Cameroun.... Loser Obi too is pretty much finished, as he has exposed himself; he will never again witness the attention traction he experienced during the last presidential election.

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Politics / Re: "Tinubu Attended CSU But Forged Certificate Submitted To INEC" - Kperogi by zomby(m): 2:49pm On Oct 05, 2023

Stoplying:

What did you think a transcript was ?
It is just a paper with your results and a stamp, that is it.
The university secretary print it at leisure and then put a stamp on it, you can also download it from the university website and print it yourself.

Again, say hello to your people at Ogbomosho polytechnic

Politics / Re: "Tinubu Attended CSU But Forged Certificate Submitted To INEC" - Kperogi by zomby(m): 2:46pm On Oct 05, 2023

blackslayer:

Well Tinubu's action did not make sense! You are exactly right, because based on evidence so far, that is exactly what he did!
Now the consequence is debatable because he actually did graduate from CSU. The penalty for his actions needs to be measured because of this!

FYI:
Saint Atiku still cannot visit USA without a special permit and assurance that he will not be arrested…this is from the shady business he did with a Washington DC senator 20 yrs ago. Up till now, the Washington DC senator in question is still eating beans in prison.
Atiku of all people shouldn’t be getting involved in investigating anybody. The bloody fool should be ashamed of himself… Let them crown him in Dubai…He will never become the president on this planet till the end of time.

Politics / Re: "Tinubu Attended CSU But Forged Certificate Submitted To INEC" - Kperogi by zomby(m): 2:40pm On Oct 05, 2023

It will be sensible if Nigerians can also gain access to Peter Obi’s 3rd class transcript and Dr. Atiku’s (PHD in stealing) university record.

Politics / Re: "Tinubu Attended CSU But Forged Certificate Submitted To INEC" - Kperogi by zomby(m): 2:39pm On Oct 05, 2023

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s transcript:

https://www.scribd.com/document/675598283/Certified-Deposition-Transcript

Politics / Re: "Tinubu Attended CSU But Forged Certificate Submitted To INEC" - Kperogi by zomby(m): 2:37pm On Oct 05, 2023

Stoplying:

My friend, a transcript is just a paper, nothing special about it, it is just a printed paper showing your results in the exams. The actual special paper is the diploma, and it is a crime to forge a diploma.
You are turning things upside down. The diploma is way more important than any transcript. All that you have in a transcript is just your results and an official stamp.

It takes five minutes for a university to deliver a transcript but it takes several weeks for it to deliver a diploma.

A transcript is just a paper? Are you serious?
I could just tell that you went to Ogbomosho polytechnic.
I don’t know why folks can’t just simply understand what they are talking about…before they spill nonsense.
May God bless Nigeria and all Nigerians.

Politics / Re: "Tinubu Attended CSU But Forged Certificate Submitted To INEC" - Kperogi by zomby(m): 12:49pm On Oct 05, 2023

Stoplying:

So you think the "official transcript" can not be forged ? 😂 So diplomas are no longer "official" ?

It is a serious crime to forge an official transcript...Furthermore, it is very simple to detect a forged official transcript, as it should come directly from the university you graduated from.

Does that make sense?

Again, we have brain, but most of us are too scared to use it.

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s transcript:

https://www.scribd.com/document/675598283/Certified-Deposition-Transcript

Politics / Re: "Tinubu Attended CSU But Forged Certificate Submitted To INEC" - Kperogi by zomby(m): 12:45pm On Oct 05, 2023

frankyychiji:
Oga Wake up!

You are in Nigeria.

Yeah, I know... Nigerians need to get themselves together.
How come all these overwhelming senseless requirements have not solved our corruption or 419 issues? Maybe its a great idea to change our method of operation.
Why asked for a certificate copy that could be forged when you could have asked for an official transcript? Yes, we have brain, we just don't use it to think in this country; everybody sleeps and faces the same wrong direction.

An official transcript would have prevented this issue, as it is a serious crime to forge an official transcript.

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s transcript:

https://www.scribd.com/document/675598283/Certified-Deposition-Transcript

Politics / Re: "Tinubu Attended CSU But Forged Certificate Submitted To INEC" - Kperogi by zomby(m): 12:00pm On Oct 05, 2023

FYI:
Certificate copy in united state is garbage which is mostly used for decoration. Politicians or anyone shouldn't need to submit any certificate. A check box should be good enough... If there is any question, individual should now be asked to present their transcript.

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Travel / Re: Why Do Most Wealthy Nigerians Prefer To Live In Nigeria Than To Relocate Abroad? by zomby(m): 9:49pm On Oct 03, 2023

There are different types of wealthy individuals, the super rich can make anywhere to feel like home for at least a month.
They have their private jets, mansions and luxury cars regardless of their location.
Most of them love Nigeria, but prefer to jet out from time to time to rest and for a peace of mind.
These super rich get whatever they want regardless of the country they reside….Every day is Xmas and every other day is new year.

Travel / Re: Why Do Most Wealthy Nigerians Prefer To Live In Nigeria Than To Relocate Abroad? by zomby(m): 2:02pm On Oct 03, 2023

madone:
In abroad you can't have line in house help, you can't have a gate man. You can't have a washer man, all these domestic staff are not easy come by. But in Nigeria you csn have as much as you want and still maltreat them.

Mind you some people can't do without house help.

Bro, I don’t know if the abroad you’re referring to is here on this planet.

Apart from the lawlessness on ground in Nigeria, you can have everything you have in Nigeria in other parts of the world. Domestic workers are also very available.
You can even bring all your domestic workers right from Nigeria.

Travel / Re: Why Do Most Wealthy Nigerians Prefer To Live In Nigeria Than To Relocate Abroad? by zomby(m): 12:54pm On Oct 03, 2023

Reasons:

1. Nigeria is a great country but laws remain very weak, especially for the wealthy folks; with money you can do just about everything.

2. As a wealthy individual living in Nigeria, you will constantly be blessed with respect and accolades, even when they are not necessary. Your ego remains stronger and healthier.

3. As a wealthy individual living in Nigeria, sky is the limit; you have unlimited access to just about anything and everything

4. Your wealth is not as questionable as it is in other countries. you will be protected by politicians and other powerful friends…Furthermore, paying taxes is also not as serious as it is in other countries.

5. As a wealthy individual living in Nigeria, there is 75% chances that you will get away with murder without experiencing a single scratch.

6. Your wife/ wives and all family members are protected 24/7

To conclude, life of wealthy Nigerians living in Nigeria may not be healthy (mentally and physically), but it is definitely sweeter than candy.

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Politics / Re: Nothing Will Come Out Of CSU Documents by zomby(m): 12:33am On Oct 02, 2023

IfnobeGod20:

This your comment does not portray the love America have for Igbo and just few days ago, one Igbo descendant was make Biden adviser. Check the link below.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://punchng.com/biden-appoints-osagie-imasogie-chineye-ogwumike-as-advisers/%3Famp&ved=2ahUKEwjrruTy49WBAxXTW0EAHRxYBzkQFnoECAcQBQ&usg=AOvVaw2GbDCYIe8Bp959KBWnJkGu

The extract from the link
"The United States President, Joe Biden, has appointed two professionals who are of Nigerian descent as special advisers. Both Osagie Imasogie and Chineye Ogwumike were part of the 12 members of the President's Advisory Council on African Diaspora Engagement in the United States"

Are you this slow?
So, because 2 or 3 Igbo boys were given appointments means america wants an iPOB representative (Loser Obi) to lead Nigeria?

As a black dude, Just because a white man gives you a job doesn’t equate to wanting you to mary his daughter.

Wake up, American and the Europe prefer a Yoruba president in Nigeria at any time and any day.
So, your boy, peter can continue to waste his time, whether you like it or not, Tinubu is our president for the next 8 yrs.

Politics / Re: Nothing Will Come Out Of CSU Documents by zomby(m): 8:03pm On Oct 01, 2023

designking:

The FBI already said they have no criminal records of the president. Also they can't start an unnecessary diplomatic row with Nigeria.

The Nigeria government will see it as an afront to her sovereignty if the US persist on tarnishing the image of the nation.

There will be protest and their Embassy in Nigeria can get burnt if they continue in that line.

Main reasons why USA prefers not to get involved with Nigerian political games:

1. They (American government) do not have respect for Atiku. In fact, Atiku couldn’t enter America for almost 17 yrs…his only and last 2 entrances into the United States in 20 yrs, the man (Atiku) needed a special permit and an assurance that he was not going to be arrested. USA sees Atiku as an old criminal that doesn’t deserve to lead anything.

2. They (American government) do not have respect for any terrorist group all around the world; therefore, believe it or not, American government sees IPOB as a low class terrorist group that needs to be cut from the root…furthermore, as far as they (American government) are concerned, Loser Obi belongs to this group.

3. They (American government) have their favorite tribe in Nigeria..You don’t have to believe me, but everyone knows that Americans have much more respect for the Yoruba tribe…than any other tribes in Nigeria. For this reason, yankee will continue to indirectly work with Tinubu while his 2 enemies (especially the biafran babies) remain confused.

In a nutshell, I’m a 1000% certain that yankee will never entertain Atiku (boko Haram) or Loser Obi (IPOB) to debase the presidential victory/ position of president Bola Ahmed Tinubu..

Yankees’ relevant embassy still resides in Lagos state. Guess, who is the king of Lagos for the past 24 years ?
Answer: Jagaban!

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Politics / Re: Nothing Will Come Out Of CSU Documents by zomby(m): 7:40pm On Oct 01, 2023

juman:

Ipob based all their hope on that document.
What a dumb set of people.
I met one of them, he talked highly of the document atiku is pursuing.

What will the document show?
It will show that tinubu actually attended the school.

So what next can atiku and his crew do?

This is why the IPOB crews are called a bunch of desperate pigs!
They have no sense, they are blind mentally and physically, they lack self respect or respect for others.
So, don’t be surprised to now see the gullible fools looking up to Atiku to bring Tinubu down.

Politics / Re: Nothing Will Come Out Of CSU Documents by zomby(m): 6:25pm On Oct 01, 2023

designking:
The Chicago State University persistent claims that Tinubu was their student and he graduated from the school shows Tinubu actually went to the School.

CSU knows that Tinubu is a male and if truly the Tinubu that attended the school was female, they won't stick their neck for Tinubu.

Tinubu is only fighting over this issue because the document might show other irregularities like age or secondary school he attended.

Tinubu attended and graduated from CSU and the documents which will be released tomorrow will show this.

Of course, the only thing that comes out of this the CSU documents will be Atiku once again looking like a big fool and Loser Obi looking like a loser!

Atiku the desperate presido wannabe, and his former running mate, Loser Obi aka, Mr.Roundy (Roundy stands for a round empty head).
Unfortunately, these 2 clowns haven’t learned anything from the last election; Tinubu played these fools like 2 lost village goats…Jagaban is at it again; he is toying with his favorites presidential candidates.

Just pay attention to how this CSU certificate drama will end.

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Politics / Re: Why I Thank God For Tinubu - Dele Farotimi by zomby(m): 1:09am On Oct 01, 2023

Yuri141:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L12skXDRaTU?si=FKBRri6BU5bxW4q5

@DeleFarotimi
dele farotimi

This man talks too much with a very tiny action.
Something tells me that if he’s blessed with the same opportunity Tinubu has been blessed with, he, Dele wouldn’t do anything extraordinary…it will be business as usual.

Talk is cheap, but standing up and making something special happen is more challenging. You can’t clearly understand what our president is up against every single day; it isn’t easy to lead a very complicated country like Nigeria.
Leaders like Tinubu are not easy to find; we must never forget that leadership is not for everyone; especially the ones that can’t stop speaking fire in the middle of the living room.

I can assure you that Dele Farotimi can’t list 4 things he has done for his country in the past 4 years, but the dude can’t stop talking…Instead of this constant cheap talk he can either start his own perfect country or get lost; the dude talks like a cheap prostitute. It’s a turn off!
STOP THE CHEAP TALK AND DO SOMETHING AMAZING FOR A CHANGE!

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad: Sam Larry Arrested & In Police Custody - PRO (Photos) by zomby(m): 11:19am On Sep 29, 2023

King3urna:
They should parade him first before I believe

https://dailypost.ng/2023/09/29/mohbad-sam-larry-tried-sneaking-into-nigeria-tonto-dike-claims/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CxwHXoVo_R6/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again

Politics / Re: Tinubu CSU Certificate Fraud: “Save Us From Disgrace", Eze Chukwuemeka by zomby(m): 5:46pm On Sep 27, 2023

Atiku has always been known as not as bright, so, many are not too surprised by his desperate and senseless move, but the other loser on the other hand is severely clueless ( a massive fat round empty head)…The fool is simply making unnecessary and useless noise to remain relevant.
But something profoundly tells me that Tinubu is once again toying with these 2 clowns…with time they will make a fool out of themselves.

Just mark it down and watch!

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Celebrities / Re: On Pastor Tunde Bakare Opinion On Mohbad Passing (my Honest Response) by zomby(m): 6:03pm On Sep 26, 2023

A man of God doesn’t castigate, he doesn’t judge, and he doesn’t bash…he mostly consoles, embraces and encourages others when they are down, when they are wrong or when they’re faced with challenges.

Pastor bakare is not a man of God.

Celebrities / Re: On Pastor Tunde Bakare Opinion On Mohbad Passing (my Honest Response) by zomby(m): 5:43pm On Sep 26, 2023

OmoGomesIlorin:

This is the problem with people enjoying the life of sin. They don't want to go and sin no more
When they are being corrected, they begin to look for blemishes in the lives of others labelling them Self-righteous people
They will even condemn Muslim for pius lifestyle of head and body covering while themselves appear almost naked

The pastor is simply saying: he companionship corrupts good manners. Go and Read the the pastor again

Nobody knows what happened to the boy, the case is ongoing and the boy has also been exhumed…. Bakare didn’t have to open his septic tank. It is totally unnecessary.
We must not forget that Mohbad May be gone, but his case is ongoing, he left behind a son, a wife, a mother, a father, a lot of friends and fans. Let us think about his loved ones..who are still dealing with the fresh pain of losing the boy.
Bakare should be ashamed of himself.

Celebrities / Re: On Pastor Tunde Bakare Opinion On Mohbad Passing (my Honest Response) by zomby(m): 2:40pm On Sep 26, 2023

limcar:
Give your life to christ. The kingdom of God is at hand

And please give yours to satan and his agents

Celebrities / Re: On Pastor Tunde Bakare Opinion On Mohbad Passing (my Honest Response) by zomby(m): 1:23pm On Sep 26, 2023

Pastor Bakare AKA MR. FLIPFLOP...A very unstable pastor; what you get from this pastor on Tuesday is completely different from what you get on Thursday...One day Jagaban is the best man on this planet, then next day Jagaban is the worst of the worst. This pastor is severely confused and needs help.
As a true man of God there are certain things that must never fall out of your mouth...Mohbad just died, many in the country are very upset, we still do not clearly know what happened to the boy, his friends/ fans are in pain, his family members are in pain, folks from all around the world are also feeling the pain, the police are currently working on unraveling what killed the boy...Only for this goro mouth pastor, pastor Bakare to unnecessarily open up is stinking mouth. Unbelievable! Who is perfect among all of us? The silly pastor trying to play God by judging Mohbad without knowing a single thing about the boy.

Churches in Nigeria are mostly scam that are being operated by scammers, that call themselves men of God...And this is why i have completely stopped going to church; it is very painful to listen to a bunch of unGodly scammers that severely lack wisdom.

Advise to Nigerians:
You need not to support a materialistic life style of any pastor... Stay home and talk to your God one on one and you will witness miracle in your life. These scammer pastors do not have 2 heads, you can serve God by simply having a solid relationship with him. All you need to do is treat others the way you want to be treated, be kind, and do your best to always do what is right. Even when you fumble from time to time, still go back to God and ask for forgiveness...YOU DO NOT NEED ANY PASTOR, as they are mostly heartless scammers!

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